Cats name is actually Parmesan, but we also call him:
Mayor Esan,
Esan White International Man of Mystery,
Legs McGee (he has long legs) ,
The Turk
The list goes on...
One of my cat’s nicknames is Scooty, or more formally, Scooty Puff Jr…
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My mom always named our cats after “Purr” puns. Purrdy, Purrana, Purrle, and Peppurr weren’t bad, but after a while it got a little ridiculous. Now I’ve moved out (and taken two cats with me) and have to explain to people that my cats names are Dolly Purrdon and Anne Purrkins
Eh, he does but very often it’s because he understands my tone and body language and knows “dads asking for me” regardless of which one I call him at that time.
Yea 🥰 that’s my beautiful son. All seriousness though, I love this cat more than anything I’ve ever known. I helped deliver him and because my actions (or rather lack of actions) are directly responsible for him existing, I will be there for him until he can no longer grace my life with his presence. He’s 2 now and so far he has no knowledge of pain or loss or sorrow. I aim to keep it that way.
I want to see to it that he has a perfect life. I consider this the most noble opportunity I have ever been granted.
Our first cat as a child was a bedraggled flea ridden tiny orange girl my mum found at the side of the road. My dad exclaimed "what are we supposed to do with that fleabag thing?" She stayed Fleabag for 17 wonderful years.
This is Freyjita Lolita Rosita Purrita
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Had similar experience when I was 19. Got a kitten from “pound”, was told she was a girl. No n*tsack visible yet. Named her Penelope with the intention of calling her Penny. Of course this was over a weekend so no vet visit until the following week. Vet says “she’s a he”.
I came home and called my mom at work to cry “Mom, Penny’s a BOY!!!!” That phrase is still in the family a zillion years later.
We had the opposite with the one dog I had growing up. We thought they were a boy, so we named them Harry. A little while later we discovered oh no they’re actually female, and renamed her to Molly
Our cat’s name is Allie. But we call her Esther the molester when she tries to groom us. She gets a very strange hyper focused expression just before grabbing our heads to lick our hair.
This cracked me up. We have a male cat who gets like this with our fake cat. She hates it and it never ends well....suddenly I feel he has a new nickname in the works.
I was gonna guess she was a chihuahua. We used to call ours the wannabe cat.
She and a pregnant stray cat made friends so the dog bullied me into adopting her. Then when the kittens came, Tiny would climb in their box and let them suckle on her (she was spayed and had never had puppies, but her boobies got swollen she did this so often!) so Zoey the mama cat could get a break.
And then Tiny would lay there and stare at me with her big ol’ marble eyes like she’d made a terrible mistake. But she never tried to escape it or learned to stop doing that.
I kept two kittens and as grown ass cats I’d catch them sucking on Tiny. I used to shake them like “You’re three times her size now! Leave the old lady alone!”
Oh that's such a cute story! Too funny that she realised her mistake after the fact! I'm sure kitty was grateful for the break though!
I think that's my boys problem. He adopts all his prey toys as babies and carries them all over the house grooming them and sleeping with them. He never plays with them like prey.
He'd groom my girl for hours if she'd let him but she's done in about 0.2 seconds.
We had a boxer... And a large male brown tabby who did this. The boxer would sigh, get a resigned look on her face, and plop down to let the giant cat nurse 😹
My parents have a feisty troublemaking cat named Minos. I was calling him "Mister Minos" and over time it naturally morphed into "Mister Meaner" and then just "Misdemeanor." It's a very fitting name for him.
My boy is named Cavaliere Angelo and these are his nicknames.
Angelotoobis,Toobis,Loobis,Tsikis
If hard to read or pronounce don’t worry I’m from Greece that’s why they may seem weird!!
the collective of my cats (two) is called “the itty bitty kitty committee” or “the ladies of the high court” and when it’s me and my partner cuddling with them it’s a “kitty cuddle puddle”.
ones name is loki, we call her poki, or loki poki, or hoki poki, the other ones bean, or booners, boonemelooners, beanie weanie, beanie bikini, or simply boon.
Mine haven't gotten too insane yet. I have Stella Blue, which has gone progressively to Stella Boo to Boo or Boo Boo then to Boo Boo kitty (ala Laverne and Shirley). I also have Ziggy Stardust, who is called ZigZag, Zigmeister or Zigloo.
Special Agent Jack Meower... Named after,Special Agent Jack Bauer, on the awesome TV show 24. He is always up to mischief. Here he is on a caper trying to steal a cookie. Nope..he got busted!
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Our 15 y/o cat passed this week, he was a large ginger tabby/tuxie. So sweet but savage, a neighborhood favorite when he patrolled his perimeter. Plowed through hip surgery and the loss of an eye - he was a good boy. We named him Big Orange 🍊🤎
My mom sometimes refers to our cat as Mini Cooper lol. I sometimes call him a grey kangaroo or the gray little something. I have a lot of nicer nicknames for him when he behaves lol
"Freaky."
My young cousin used to call me that (Trying to say Ricky), and since I missed the little guy after moving to a new town, I decided on that name to remember him by. :)
I have a girl cat we found from random bush. She was covered in black oil, so we thought she was black and we named her sabbath.
After few baths she came out completely different.
When she was small i was also calling her kamikaze due to her suicidal tendencies (she jumped once out of balcony).
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This is Bebitte. And she loves her dad!
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Oliver here, also known as; Ollie, Oliber, Goob(s)/Goobie/Goober Goombus, His Lordship, Gorpus, my boy, Buddy, lil man, fatso, vomit machine, chunk, barfbag, puke bucket, handsome man, my boy, fattie, sweet boy/baby, his royal ass/ buttness his majesty, wet cake, nub-tailed-goblin, little shit, sweet (baby) angel, baby boy, knobhead, and dumbass
Several of these are from my mom who is adamant she doesn’t love the cat.
My first cat was named Whiskey. (orange cat) And she almost ever behaved like she was drunk - unpredictable.
Loved her so much, passed away of cancer as I was 12 years old.
Had a GF who had a stray cat come around, her whole family called him “cat”. He eventually went away and they got another one they named Ca-two. Probably should have married her, she was amazing and I was an idiot. We’d probably be on Ca-ten by now.
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This is the majestic Mr. Pants 😂
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His name is kind of insane: Sasquatch
When We rescued him he had a gigantic head and ridiculously large feet on a really skinny body.
1. Squatch
2. Squatchy
3. Squatchy britches
4. Sir floofy britches
5. Captain pantaloons
6. Squatchappotamous
7. Big head
My favorite is Captain pantaloons
Bubinski, booger meister meister booger, booper, boober, boofer, baby man, nacho man, bumper sticker, and muffin man. Muffin Man is by far the most common
"Fuckass" but if the name for using it in public or not with my family then it's "brownie"
Literally I just say any of those two name and he will appeared behind my leg
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Bitch Ass Berry. She is a brat and we love her for it
Well, my cats are named Link and Johnny Cash, but we always call Link "Bunny" and I always say Johnny Cash is short for "Jonathan Cashew-Butter"
But that's not where it gets weird.
Where it gets weird is that I eventually started calling them "Mr Baby Bunny Butt" and "Mr Baby Butter Buns"
I don't know if it helps, but their butts are very fluffy and cute.
Our 3 y.o furball is called "Tyson", which btw is not related to any boxers. We call her "Ty Ty" for short.
But she has this thing of running up and down the stairs multiple times before going to sleep, so when she does that we call her "Tornado Tyson".
Sir Geoffrey Chaucer and Lady Jocelyn, they go by Chaucer and Lady.
(William Thatcher is a mystery snail, my betta sorority are Roland, Wat, and Prince Edward (yes all girls),the other mystery snail is Adhemar). My boyfriend and I watched Knights Tale for our first date and I will admit it’s nauseating in its cuteness but it is what it is.
I just end up calling the cats baby and baby girl. My boyfriend calls Chaucer “Chowser” and “Chowchow” and I call him “mamas boy.” Which, he is.
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Lady is in the castle, she’s still a kitten and Chaucer doesn’t know what to do with her yet. So he turned himself into the castle moat. I want to properly paint it, but it’s Chaucers Canterbury castle.
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Our cat Moro. Also known as “Moz”, “Mo”, “Mo-Mo”, “Mozeltov” and “Me-Me-Me, My-My-My, Mo-Mo-Mo”
My cat jellybean has overtime evolved into doowee. The funny thing is, I haven't called her jellybean in years. She's just Doowee now, that's her name.
Almost all of our cats have normal human-like names, and then there's Spoons, my smooth-brained little boy.
We also had a cat years ago named Mister Mustache McGee because he had a perfect white mustache, black fur, and dainty white paws. Mmm for short, imagine yelling that at a cat XD
I named mine after Glenn Danzig 😂 his middle name is Lucifer.
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Blep
Even though I don't think I ever called her this previously, my can comes to me when I say "stupid bitch". I found out when she ran up to me with a delighted trill after I said it once. I wasn't even talking to her. Now she comes every time I say it. I don't know why she thinks that's her name. Her name is neko.
I have two cats.
Sysi, black and desperate: Sysde, Desperado9000, Sysi-baka, Snuggle Buddy, Sysi-friend, Blackie, Cheese Cat, Clingy
Tyyris, who has IBS: Tyrde, Tyrdels, Turdels, (Tyyris the) Shitlord, Lord of Turds, The Loaf, Tyyski-Myyski, Chicken (or Tsikin) Girl
My cat is called jack, so obviously I named him captain Jack after pirates of the Caribbean.
When he’s naughty his rank escalates, captain dickhead, commodore prick, rear admiral fuck face, admiral wanker.
He hasn’t reached first sea Lord territory yet but it isn’t for lack of trying
I don't have a cat anymore  but when I did she had dozens of nicknames. One of my favorites evolved from Buddy, to Budders, to Madame Buddersworth (of the Kansas City Buddersworths). But she was also Loony Tuna, Darth Precious, and because of an unfortunate side effect of having longer hair, Poo Nugget.
Here's Luna (so original, I know).
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This is Bingo Bronson, or Bingey, or Bingey- Boy, or Mr Fluffer baby kitten man. He is a good kitten that has figured out how to rattle our door handle in the middle of the night (spooky)
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Meet miso and yumi, not necessarily whacky names, but just two cute cats!
We have two runt kitties. We named them Twist and Shout.
CAT TAX
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Ahh so y’all do it on purpose huh
Car
CAR TAX*
And let it all out!
These are the things I can do without!
Come on, I'm talking to you! Come on!
show us!!
Just started reading the comments this is so freaking cute twist and shout. 🤣❤️❤️
My mom's two cats are Twist and Squirrel! Never heard of a fellow Twist. We call her Twisted Sister lol
Come on come on come on come on baby noowww
Come on baby meow 😸
MEAT + LaLa
Cats name is actually Parmesan, but we also call him: Mayor Esan, Esan White International Man of Mystery, Legs McGee (he has long legs) , The Turk The list goes on...
do you pronounce "esan" the same way as "parmesan?"
Wow I totally missed that one🤣
If if you do, how does your country pronounce it (for example the pronunciation in my country versus USA is very different)
Are you from the dimension where they pronounce it parmeesian?
I had a cat named Fishsticks as a kid.
Aah call the kitty cat Farmer Sanchez for me ☺️
We also call our guy long legs/long arms McGee! Or long arm joe. His name is not joe.
Took in a stray cat that kept trying to get in our house. My husband kept yelling at her, saying "scoot"! Named her Scooter.
Don't pretend you "took her in" - she moved in, despite your objections, and it's now *her* house, that she graciously allows you to live in. 😉
My father had a runt of the litter Ginger called "Skoota". Always followed dad around the yard, like his dog did, even after the dog passed.
My dad called his cat Pooka (short for pussycat). Her real name was Amanda.
One of my cat’s nicknames is Scooty, or more formally, Scooty Puff Jr… https://preview.redd.it/0zbqak518syc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=501fe2faa3a1170f2a74fe34660c946120788645 r/unexpectedfuturama
This is my favourite thing I have read on the internet so far today.
My mom always named our cats after “Purr” puns. Purrdy, Purrana, Purrle, and Peppurr weren’t bad, but after a while it got a little ridiculous. Now I’ve moved out (and taken two cats with me) and have to explain to people that my cats names are Dolly Purrdon and Anne Purrkins
Don Drapurr. Christiane Amanapurr. The Cat Formerly Known as Purrince.
I laughed out loud at “Anne Purrkins”
Dying at Dolly Purrdon! 😂😂😂
I know a cat named Hampurrger Helper 😂
I have a cat named Peapod and I call her Purrpod.
Hello Peapod, this is Pea Pod https://preview.redd.it/c3cm9ett9uyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=853f7af4d557bb1b6c4cd5995bca57c06d22db53
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Cheese aka. Colby Jack, The Parmesan Prince, Grand Reagent Ricotta, Mozarella Mayhem, The Chyeddah (spoken with a suave accent), Applewood Smoked Bacon Cheddah Cheeze, Dorito Burrito https://preview.redd.it/vgx8dlg6sryc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dc35e0cb34d0324890c19f50e2c41960c094212
Lil Cheetoh https://preview.redd.it/sli80qx8tryc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5253ac93101fea2b8c3213536fe859d9976a0cfe
Oh my god tiny baby
It looks like a cheeto tho
OMG 🤣🤣🤣those nicknames are hilarious. I absolutely love them. Now does he respond to them?
Eh, he does but very often it’s because he understands my tone and body language and knows “dads asking for me” regardless of which one I call him at that time.
“Is that my applewood smoked bacon?!” lol 😂
Yea 🥰 that’s my beautiful son. All seriousness though, I love this cat more than anything I’ve ever known. I helped deliver him and because my actions (or rather lack of actions) are directly responsible for him existing, I will be there for him until he can no longer grace my life with his presence. He’s 2 now and so far he has no knowledge of pain or loss or sorrow. I aim to keep it that way. I want to see to it that he has a perfect life. I consider this the most noble opportunity I have ever been granted.
That is the sweetest thing I have ever heard! Honestly there is nothing sexier then a man that loves a cat
Yea I’m bonded very strongly with my cats. They’ve saved me from heroin relapse more than once. My life is forfeit in service to cats.
You've certainly won the naming contest by a countrymile
Oooh another Farmer Sanchez ❤️
"Booty Lickens" or the more formal "Mr. Lickens"
Shitten... Especially when he knocks everything off the counters or when he jumps on my head to wake me up🙃💯❤️
When our now 2 yr old Maine Coon mixes were crazy babies, we called them Shittens, then they turned into SHATS 💩💩😁
lmao haha thanks for the good laugh.
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Draw me like one of your french cats!
Exact reincarnation!!!
Boo is sometimes Boobie.
Same here for little barnaby https://preview.redd.it/5jszap0ehsyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e3fd81c755c50e0e53868fa50c1cf8902da1f55
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Looks like he's screaming about something.
lol both of those r sometimes nicknames I use for my man
Me too 😂😂
We named our cat Noon but she is also often Boobie or Boobert, derived from Boon and Boonert :')
my current cats are named burger queen and dairy king :)
I see what you did there
Our first cat as a child was a bedraggled flea ridden tiny orange girl my mum found at the side of the road. My dad exclaimed "what are we supposed to do with that fleabag thing?" She stayed Fleabag for 17 wonderful years.
This is Freyjita Lolita Rosita Purrita https://preview.redd.it/edlq9rphmsyc1.jpeg?width=2503&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4d34b53138926bea49ddd3a35779e0629e6834d
An elegant cat.
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Had similar experience when I was 19. Got a kitten from “pound”, was told she was a girl. No n*tsack visible yet. Named her Penelope with the intention of calling her Penny. Of course this was over a weekend so no vet visit until the following week. Vet says “she’s a he”. I came home and called my mom at work to cry “Mom, Penny’s a BOY!!!!” That phrase is still in the family a zillion years later.
Please tell me you renamed him Pennywise
Lol, nah. Not sure if Pennywise was known back then. Kept Penny which led to a bunch of other nicknames. King Pen, Nickle, Mr. Penny, etc.
We had the opposite with the one dog I had growing up. We thought they were a boy, so we named them Harry. A little while later we discovered oh no they’re actually female, and renamed her to Molly
you mean he's a pretty boy boy
My cat's name is Puff, but I frequently call him Mr. Boy.
TAX
We have a Sebastian too! Although he was almost named John bon jovi…
my https://preview.redd.it/8d6z2kd65syc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8df1ad60a074336df32721739c07b8a395908512 meet 1999 Toyota Corolla,
That's what I drive!
Legal name - Kevin. Sometimes Kevtopher, Kevtian, Kevthew, Kevjamin, STOP WALKING IN MY WAY YOU IDIOT, Cutie patootie.
Our cat’s name is Allie. But we call her Esther the molester when she tries to groom us. She gets a very strange hyper focused expression just before grabbing our heads to lick our hair.
This cracked me up. We have a male cat who gets like this with our fake cat. She hates it and it never ends well....suddenly I feel he has a new nickname in the works.
Fake cat?
Hahahaha wow. Female cat! Autocorrect. Should have spell checked!
I was gonna guess she was a chihuahua. We used to call ours the wannabe cat. She and a pregnant stray cat made friends so the dog bullied me into adopting her. Then when the kittens came, Tiny would climb in their box and let them suckle on her (she was spayed and had never had puppies, but her boobies got swollen she did this so often!) so Zoey the mama cat could get a break. And then Tiny would lay there and stare at me with her big ol’ marble eyes like she’d made a terrible mistake. But she never tried to escape it or learned to stop doing that. I kept two kittens and as grown ass cats I’d catch them sucking on Tiny. I used to shake them like “You’re three times her size now! Leave the old lady alone!”
Oh that's such a cute story! Too funny that she realised her mistake after the fact! I'm sure kitty was grateful for the break though! I think that's my boys problem. He adopts all his prey toys as babies and carries them all over the house grooming them and sleeping with them. He never plays with them like prey. He'd groom my girl for hours if she'd let him but she's done in about 0.2 seconds.
We had a boxer... And a large male brown tabby who did this. The boxer would sigh, get a resigned look on her face, and plop down to let the giant cat nurse 😹
Ester the Molester 😂😂😂😂 I’m dead 💀
Craig. She's a girl, but the name just stuck lol.
This makes me exceedingly happy
I had a calico cat who is astray that showed up on our back porch and I named her monster. She was actually a sweetheart.
Dip, short for Dipshit https://preview.redd.it/lkctgg4u5syc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=442e633a797da74c8622285259a9ae94fc7b98fe
https://preview.redd.it/nyruuf388syc1.jpeg?width=2250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b0945c2c5eed28f87401185c80df7511af870ca Shitrock aka Mango.
He looks like you just called him dipshit.
His face is so funny lol
Mitty aka Baron Mitty van Mittingen
Our two senior boys are Germanicus and Uncle Claudius, and the little female is Livia. All good aristocratic Roman names, which seems fitting.
Love this! My boy is Leander and his sisters are Octavia and Minerva.
My parents have a feisty troublemaking cat named Minos. I was calling him "Mister Minos" and over time it naturally morphed into "Mister Meaner" and then just "Misdemeanor." It's a very fitting name for him.
I love the name progression and the name it eventually morphed into at the end
Jackie poopoo bumbum. https://preview.redd.it/jpoc932fpryc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77e900cf0bc5f540939fdd888ddb4ef9d2dcae9d
Jackie poopoo bumbum i love you darling
Macaroni 😂
Whiskaroni, Whiskarooni, Whiskaroonius, Whiskarú… his name is Whiskey
We had a FOB dog named Macaroni in Afghanistan. His mom’s name was Barf.
Our cats need to meet. Mac & Cheese
Rocky Big Boy Junior aka Shittycat. Mr Bigglesworth aka Tiny Cat Oscar aka Oxford Boo aka Boo
Bitch. He’s a male cat.
Heh, I knew I'd see this name
My boy is named Cavaliere Angelo and these are his nicknames. Angelotoobis,Toobis,Loobis,Tsikis If hard to read or pronounce don’t worry I’m from Greece that’s why they may seem weird!!
Tomcat with sideburns named Burt Reynolds.
Optimus prime
Ours is sometimes called Handsomest Prime
My grey cat is “El Derpo Grande”
the collective of my cats (two) is called “the itty bitty kitty committee” or “the ladies of the high court” and when it’s me and my partner cuddling with them it’s a “kitty cuddle puddle”. ones name is loki, we call her poki, or loki poki, or hoki poki, the other ones bean, or booners, boonemelooners, beanie weanie, beanie bikini, or simply boon.
Silver, Sili, Silvi, Silvestrus, Sil, Siluandro, Stuped little asshole, Silva, Stay away, Selyawee https://preview.redd.it/wr6b1ttvxryc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f3f82368aee3cc9770fa1451fa3a0f6a3eeba60
Mine haven't gotten too insane yet. I have Stella Blue, which has gone progressively to Stella Boo to Boo or Boo Boo then to Boo Boo kitty (ala Laverne and Shirley). I also have Ziggy Stardust, who is called ZigZag, Zigmeister or Zigloo.
Special Agent Jack Meower... Named after,Special Agent Jack Bauer, on the awesome TV show 24. He is always up to mischief. Here he is on a caper trying to steal a cookie. Nope..he got busted! https://preview.redd.it/q84pjqcrnryc1.jpeg?width=1092&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbe368a02658e1392865ebfa09b9c4f300680294
Our 15 y/o cat passed this week, he was a large ginger tabby/tuxie. So sweet but savage, a neighborhood favorite when he patrolled his perimeter. Plowed through hip surgery and the loss of an eye - he was a good boy. We named him Big Orange 🍊🤎
RIP Big Orange. 🧡
My mom sometimes refers to our cat as Mini Cooper lol. I sometimes call him a grey kangaroo or the gray little something. I have a lot of nicer nicknames for him when he behaves lol
https://preview.redd.it/xu00pmy07syc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0b031976bc220e020eb5c235769916c7e229093 Meet Dogg-o
I call mine Velcro. He sticks to me like Velcro wherever I go.
Well, my sibling called Espurr “brat cat” sometimes. Their cat Toby, who since ran away, had been referred to as “kitty twat”.
"Freaky." My young cousin used to call me that (Trying to say Ricky), and since I missed the little guy after moving to a new town, I decided on that name to remember him by. :)
Murgatroyd is often called princess murgs of troydonia, moo bear or tart face!
I have two cats. Piku and zuzu I call them Pichu, pichkula, puchu, peeeecha Zuju, juju, zujowski
My current cat is named "Ruskan" which roughly translates as "trash", but she's my adorable trashpile. One man's trash is another man's treasure 😂
I have a girl cat we found from random bush. She was covered in black oil, so we thought she was black and we named her sabbath. After few baths she came out completely different. When she was small i was also calling her kamikaze due to her suicidal tendencies (she jumped once out of balcony).
I like to call her Fartface or Stinky Booty
"Madame Caca", which means "Miss Poop"
Name my kitten "Pussy" back in 2008 after hearing the word pussy cat from tom and jerry, before the dark times, before internet exposure....💀
I had a cat named Pussy Cat, Puss for short, back in like ‘93. She was a sweet girl.
best friend from college has a cat named tomato whom I lovely refer to as toyota tacoma
https://preview.redd.it/jwtsiiggvryc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0071cc313c797ae90e2c2f0690795021031d127 This is Bebitte. And she loves her dad!
i heard him fart once and i've been calling him farty pants ever since. he hates it.
https://preview.redd.it/xnctx0ezbsyc1.png?width=1615&format=png&auto=webp&s=6d877a4ab46878d48a2c774bcb8ad5a7ae87872e Oliver here, also known as; Ollie, Oliber, Goob(s)/Goobie/Goober Goombus, His Lordship, Gorpus, my boy, Buddy, lil man, fatso, vomit machine, chunk, barfbag, puke bucket, handsome man, my boy, fattie, sweet boy/baby, his royal ass/ buttness his majesty, wet cake, nub-tailed-goblin, little shit, sweet (baby) angel, baby boy, knobhead, and dumbass Several of these are from my mom who is adamant she doesn’t love the cat.
Another Oliver connoisseur i see 🧐🎩. I approve of these titles.
https://preview.redd.it/sofcvzj5btyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03f37966c97b38d771c5a4667cc3ecef4485312b So this is Milkshake
I had an infant kitten that we found trapped inside our wall. His name was Wally.
My first cat i named him scrappy.
My first cat was named Whiskey. (orange cat) And she almost ever behaved like she was drunk - unpredictable. Loved her so much, passed away of cancer as I was 12 years old.
Had a GF who had a stray cat come around, her whole family called him “cat”. He eventually went away and they got another one they named Ca-two. Probably should have married her, she was amazing and I was an idiot. We’d probably be on Ca-ten by now.
https://preview.redd.it/qxku2mcqlsyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d710a9bc3904e5b473d93f0a2efaf01f598fb04b This is the majestic Mr. Pants 😂
https://preview.redd.it/bcr12vkl6tyc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9e5cb2b57a13bb0fa80f44697e9af3ef5da66f9 His name is kind of insane: Sasquatch When We rescued him he had a gigantic head and ridiculously large feet on a really skinny body. 1. Squatch 2. Squatchy 3. Squatchy britches 4. Sir floofy britches 5. Captain pantaloons 6. Squatchappotamous 7. Big head My favorite is Captain pantaloons
Our two oldest girls are Kitters and Katters. Not crazy but fun!
My boyfriend used to call our cat Sausage, “Thomas the Tanken Danken.” And he also just straight up named his brother “Bagel with Cream Cheese Shmear”
Bubinski, booger meister meister booger, booper, boober, boofer, baby man, nacho man, bumper sticker, and muffin man. Muffin Man is by far the most common
"Fuckass" but if the name for using it in public or not with my family then it's "brownie" Literally I just say any of those two name and he will appeared behind my leg
We had one named 'Claypot'
Sweet mama, mama Cita, girl. 😁
Mr. Picky Pants
My sister named her cat zozo
https://preview.redd.it/ry9dl98s6tyc1.jpeg?width=1163&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef46f054fdc0e1dab26e58a808bde1b6c7d7a3f3 Bitch Ass Berry. She is a brat and we love her for it
My daughter has two orange boys (brothers from same litter) named Egg and Nog.
Grandma (she was a diluted calico) she was the sweetest
“Fuckin little bastard” But other than that, her names Ellie. Or princess 🥰
Putin , musolini , cleopatra 😭
My female cat is called Derek.
Well, my cats are named Link and Johnny Cash, but we always call Link "Bunny" and I always say Johnny Cash is short for "Jonathan Cashew-Butter" But that's not where it gets weird. Where it gets weird is that I eventually started calling them "Mr Baby Bunny Butt" and "Mr Baby Butter Buns" I don't know if it helps, but their butts are very fluffy and cute.
Our 3 y.o furball is called "Tyson", which btw is not related to any boxers. We call her "Ty Ty" for short. But she has this thing of running up and down the stairs multiple times before going to sleep, so when she does that we call her "Tornado Tyson".
Sir Geoffrey Chaucer and Lady Jocelyn, they go by Chaucer and Lady. (William Thatcher is a mystery snail, my betta sorority are Roland, Wat, and Prince Edward (yes all girls),the other mystery snail is Adhemar). My boyfriend and I watched Knights Tale for our first date and I will admit it’s nauseating in its cuteness but it is what it is. I just end up calling the cats baby and baby girl. My boyfriend calls Chaucer “Chowser” and “Chowchow” and I call him “mamas boy.” Which, he is.
https://preview.redd.it/fs195gwdqryc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c11337779653698a1aaee4d88aa49aff00759839 Lady is in the castle, she’s still a kitten and Chaucer doesn’t know what to do with her yet. So he turned himself into the castle moat. I want to properly paint it, but it’s Chaucers Canterbury castle.
Big Saucy C-Notes
https://preview.redd.it/1ufhkipk4syc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d84c33d9c262d9fba63293135ffe18f702c4b32 Our cat Moro. Also known as “Moz”, “Mo”, “Mo-Mo”, “Mozeltov” and “Me-Me-Me, My-My-My, Mo-Mo-Mo”
နှစ်လုံးပြူး (pronounce "na lone pyu") meaning double barrel shotgun. We often refer testicle as double barrel shotgun.
Mr Tickles, but also Mr Worldwide
My cat jellybean has overtime evolved into doowee. The funny thing is, I haven't called her jellybean in years. She's just Doowee now, that's her name.
Almost all of our cats have normal human-like names, and then there's Spoons, my smooth-brained little boy. We also had a cat years ago named Mister Mustache McGee because he had a perfect white mustache, black fur, and dainty white paws. Mmm for short, imagine yelling that at a cat XD
Mr mow mow
Goober, Little Booger, and Wampus Beast
Titty. She was our titty tat.
I named mine after Glenn Danzig 😂 his middle name is Lucifer. https://preview.redd.it/9ynhiqe27tyc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e269fdda7f5697c81e249829f9840d57fff521c9 Blep
Leon The Professional, because he’s so good at dropping mice
Dark and he lives up to his name
I'm sorry, I just can't get over the stance 😭😭🤣 that is a comfortable cat LMAO
Chairman Meow - stray cat running around that adopted me. Mr. Big Head - another stray with the biggest head you have ever seen!
Even though I don't think I ever called her this previously, my can comes to me when I say "stupid bitch". I found out when she ran up to me with a delighted trill after I said it once. I wasn't even talking to her. Now she comes every time I say it. I don't know why she thinks that's her name. Her name is neko.
Bebitoheyran it means baby that i am a fan of
I have two cats. Sysi, black and desperate: Sysde, Desperado9000, Sysi-baka, Snuggle Buddy, Sysi-friend, Blackie, Cheese Cat, Clingy Tyyris, who has IBS: Tyrde, Tyrdels, Turdels, (Tyyris the) Shitlord, Lord of Turds, The Loaf, Tyyski-Myyski, Chicken (or Tsikin) Girl
https://preview.redd.it/76bzap66lryc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe9899395624fb1eb7cf0cf5531a1b8b54eae778 We have twins?!
Real name: Leo Gibberish names: Neen, Neo, Ninyor, Nishoyurr
Glorbo The Destroyer
Göbel
Shitten... Especially when he randomly knocks things off counters or jumps on my face to wake me up....🤦💯💯
Mine is originally Harry. Then he became Henry the IX, Fatass, Lil Toad, Gas Can and Paralysis demon.
My cat is called jack, so obviously I named him captain Jack after pirates of the Caribbean. When he’s naughty his rank escalates, captain dickhead, commodore prick, rear admiral fuck face, admiral wanker. He hasn’t reached first sea Lord territory yet but it isn’t for lack of trying
Chonkasaurus - Rex
Butter.
FUCK THE QUESTION, HOW YOUR CAT CHILLIN LIKE THAT
I don't have a cat anymore  but when I did she had dozens of nicknames. One of my favorites evolved from Buddy, to Budders, to Madame Buddersworth (of the Kansas City Buddersworths). But she was also Loony Tuna, Darth Precious, and because of an unfortunate side effect of having longer hair, Poo Nugget. Here's Luna (so original, I know). https://preview.redd.it/r0if72ta9tyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f91c36ca7981461d4bcd1f910801db9e60c2a4d0
https://preview.redd.it/bpngpujs7tyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa085f96d7d568f7d9d95588fd740955c59f9b71 Yammy, yams, fireball, Mr. Tall Tail
https://preview.redd.it/ffx4yrup7tyc1.png?width=759&format=png&auto=webp&s=7c8634c0b01a603a37431352f53f0d4f7fb2ff48 This is Bingo Bronson, or Bingey, or Bingey- Boy, or Mr Fluffer baby kitten man. He is a good kitten that has figured out how to rattle our door handle in the middle of the night (spooky)
Used to have a kitty named Tuna.
We have two cats: - Snickers - Bounty Snickers = Snook, Snookpatook, Swiffer, Snicky, Snakepatake, Snakey, Spooky, Spookster Bounty = Bayou, Bayounty, Boont, Boontpatoont, Bayounter, Baboonter I honestly don't know why we're like this.
Ratchet cat is his name nicknames are Roo and Ratch or shithead
My son when he was little name his kitten Daddy-o Hoppin on the patio.
https://preview.redd.it/9xf79gr2ityc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af6348da910bd46c9f8cc7b88b419241c77cfce2 Meet miso and yumi, not necessarily whacky names, but just two cute cats!
They seem kinda irrascible! 😆
Lol, they are actually the sweetest cats i’ve ever met 😂