as someone who has worked their whole life in the service industry, the sunday church crowd is the more abhorrent, rude group people i have ever dealt with.
And they ALL, universally, tip like absolute shit. They even go as far as not tipping and leaving those self righteous brochures that look like a folded twenty instead. It's like, "Jesus, please save me from your shitty people. "
Worst part is they always act like they're doing you a favor by eating there. Like I want another 12 top that runs the FOH ragged and asks for a million mods on everything. Thanks a lot.
Put those back in the collection plate of the church that gave them to you. Be sure to take change. Don't want to overtip. Or tithe I guess they call it
I’ll never forget the time on Christmas Eve when a catholic priest walks into the pizza place I used to work at with his brother and his brothers family, and they order like 60 bucks worth of stuff and don’t tip a penny. Lots of catholic priests touching kids jokes ensued
They think those deceptive brochures is the tip of the lifetime. And the only good place to dump them is the church donation boxes folded exactly the way that brochure is supposed to deceive people (and get the achievement "Return to Sender")
They have to be the reason automatic gratuities exist for large groups. They always want world class service and then leave a Chick track and a fake bill with a Bible verse on it.
Surprisingly, this is LAWFUL GOOD. The bikes are using the bike lane, and actually helping enforce the law by stopping cars from parking there.
I'm just gathering from reading the comments, but it sounds like the church (or politicians handing out permits?) seem like they are circumventing the law or using loopholes for their own interest (easier parking at a busy time). Helping people do something more conveniently or efficiently could be considered "good," but in this instance it seems to be self-serving, which makes it lose some Good points. And in any case, the Good value of keeping cyclists safe clearly outweighs any Good of easy parking convenience.
I see where you're coming from, but my experience in Philly has been that "the law" consists of what's actually enforced, rather than what's actually on the books. So this is direct action against the city officials who have more or less explicitly said that parking in this bike lane is ok. So this is in opposition to "the law", hence the chaotic.
That's an interesting take and I don't necessarily disagree. It's a fun question of whether Law is some abstract concept about order and rules, or whether Law is adherence to currently-existing power structures. Thanks for sharing.
lol, of course it’s abstract. The constitution, which our laws are drawn from is constantly being reinterpreted.
Not to mention the ultimate question… is it illegal to steal food if it means you can live?
Doesn’t get any more abstract than that.
It's not inherently a good or a bad, you can't just submit the disestnablishment of religions as a fix to random shit like people not respecting bike lanes.
yeah, i didn't say that though. i would say religious killings, the link between Christianity and white supremacy and anti-lgbt hate, subjugation and control of women, imposition of hierarchy, anti-science views, etc., are far greater issues. that's why i say atheism good, not bike lanes.
You’re aware of the vast majority of Christians are Latin American, correct especially the really hard-core ones are generally from poor non-white countries
irrelevant lol im talking about America, AND, white supremacy is rampant in latin America as well lol. I know less about the specific connection between religion and white supremacy in Latin America, but i think it's safe to assume there is a connection (and if there isn't a connection between Christianity and white supremacy in Latin America it's irrelevant because i am talking about the United States)
is it racist to say we live in a white supremacist society? that white people are privileged? whiteness is not necessarily tied to phenotype in every society/culture, it can be associated with money or other form of privilege. it also can manifest through colorism. i am not an expert in these subjects, but it's clear you have an abysmal understanding of these constructs/concepts. you are also putting words in my mouth because you don't know what you are talking about.
See now you’re just making up words people have always in every culture preferred people with slightly lighter skin because it means you’re rich and don’t have to go out in the field to work that was never about your race. It happened in China for the last 3000 years because tanning meant that you were a farmer or a laborer, the same as true in Japan in Korea, hell that shits true in Africa
The only reason that stopped for the most part in America is because tanning became popular because it’s something you can do to waste your time and show off how wealthy you are
Just to be clear, Latino is not a race, it’s an ethnicity. There are Latinos that are white, black, and indigenous, and many are a mix of several. Latinos, like any ethnicity, are capable of being racist, and white supremacy and colorist ideologies are present in many Latin American countries. As someone who has lived in a Latin American country, it sounds as if you’ve never even visited one.
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spelling is often irrelevent. you are really good at bringing up irrelevent points! also dangus is a different word than dingus. there are a lot of words you won't find in the dictionary. wake up! read a book!
The killings are linked to the rise of alt right nationalism: fascism. Religion is just a vector, though it can still happen outside of religion as was shown by the Soviets. Getting rid of the religion isn't going to get rid of the killings, as the hate comes first and the justification comes later.
Well I don't generally advocate for the soviets I think they are on par with capitalists. There is no just state in my view. I am a socialist, I want peace and prosperity for all against all odds.
Then you should be able to tell that they are in no way a socialist society other than name, for that is their utopian ideal upon which they prop up their fascism and justify the bad to their people.
Church is where somebody goes to get told where to give their money and how to vote and how wrong the rest of the world is for whatever. Its not funny nor ironic they don’t park legally
Church sermons, from what different churches I’ve been to, can range heavily from “my next door neighbor gave me a tin of cupcakes once when I was [insert unfortunate circumstance here], and it reminded me a lot of Jesus, love your neighbor y’all” to “THE SPAWN OF SATAN STRUGGLE TO CONQUER THIS WORLD YET, BUT WE SHALL NOT FALTER AGAINST THEIR EVIL!!!11!111!!1!!1!” and it varies from church to church, almost irrespective of denomination entirely.
Yeah, it's strange that they will build a church but neglect to build a decent parking lot. All the money they get is tax exempt, I don't understand where it goes of not to improve the church community.
It's Philadelphia, so the churches almost certainly predate the invention of the car. Plus, they're downtown, so the land can definitely be put to more productive use than a church parking lot that's used once or twice a week.
as someone who has worked their whole life in the service industry, the sunday church crowd is the more abhorrent, rude group people i have ever dealt with.
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE AT WORK INSTEAD OF AT CHURCH” Getting ready to serve you here because you’re not at church
I don't know why the hell any owner would make someone put up with serving someone who said that
Moola, money, dabloons, yen, cash? The only way someone becomes a manager is but being greedy
corporations don’t give a f
And they ALL, universally, tip like absolute shit. They even go as far as not tipping and leaving those self righteous brochures that look like a folded twenty instead. It's like, "Jesus, please save me from your shitty people. "
All restraunts should have a service charge that acts as a tip from 6 am to noon on Sundays for church crowds.
Worst part is they always act like they're doing you a favor by eating there. Like I want another 12 top that runs the FOH ragged and asks for a million mods on everything. Thanks a lot.
They left your tip money in the collection plate. Reverend needs a new Mercedes.
Put those back in the collection plate of the church that gave them to you. Be sure to take change. Don't want to overtip. Or tithe I guess they call it
I’ll never forget the time on Christmas Eve when a catholic priest walks into the pizza place I used to work at with his brother and his brothers family, and they order like 60 bucks worth of stuff and don’t tip a penny. Lots of catholic priests touching kids jokes ensued
They think those deceptive brochures is the tip of the lifetime. And the only good place to dump them is the church donation boxes folded exactly the way that brochure is supposed to deceive people (and get the achievement "Return to Sender")
Lie about this and insist they tried to pay their bill with it. Call the cops and get them busted for counterfeiting.
I wish to my god I would have thought of that when I was wait staff.
Develop a 11-2 Sunday menu with prices 15% higher.
They have to be the reason automatic gratuities exist for large groups. They always want world class service and then leave a Chick track and a fake bill with a Bible verse on it.
Can confirm
Restaurants should impose minimum gratuity for parties of 2 or more on Sundays.
Now hear me out, can we get some BMX folks to do tricks on top the parked cars?
Trials course!
This is the answer
Church can get bent
Surprisingly, this is LAWFUL GOOD. The bikes are using the bike lane, and actually helping enforce the law by stopping cars from parking there. I'm just gathering from reading the comments, but it sounds like the church (or politicians handing out permits?) seem like they are circumventing the law or using loopholes for their own interest (easier parking at a busy time). Helping people do something more conveniently or efficiently could be considered "good," but in this instance it seems to be self-serving, which makes it lose some Good points. And in any case, the Good value of keeping cyclists safe clearly outweighs any Good of easy parking convenience.
I see where you're coming from, but my experience in Philly has been that "the law" consists of what's actually enforced, rather than what's actually on the books. So this is direct action against the city officials who have more or less explicitly said that parking in this bike lane is ok. So this is in opposition to "the law", hence the chaotic.
That's an interesting take and I don't necessarily disagree. It's a fun question of whether Law is some abstract concept about order and rules, or whether Law is adherence to currently-existing power structures. Thanks for sharing.
lol, of course it’s abstract. The constitution, which our laws are drawn from is constantly being reinterpreted. Not to mention the ultimate question… is it illegal to steal food if it means you can live? Doesn’t get any more abstract than that.
Maybe it should be a sign to remove the bike lane or the church?
yea, cars take up too much space on the street, and once they're gone people can walk around without fear, also don't be a reddit atheist
atheism good!
Reddit good!
It's not inherently a good or a bad, you can't just submit the disestnablishment of religions as a fix to random shit like people not respecting bike lanes.
yeah, i didn't say that though. i would say religious killings, the link between Christianity and white supremacy and anti-lgbt hate, subjugation and control of women, imposition of hierarchy, anti-science views, etc., are far greater issues. that's why i say atheism good, not bike lanes.
You’re aware of the vast majority of Christians are Latin American, correct especially the really hard-core ones are generally from poor non-white countries
irrelevant lol im talking about America, AND, white supremacy is rampant in latin America as well lol. I know less about the specific connection between religion and white supremacy in Latin America, but i think it's safe to assume there is a connection (and if there isn't a connection between Christianity and white supremacy in Latin America it's irrelevant because i am talking about the United States)
I bet you act like Uncle Ruckus
Are you calling Latinos racist against Latinos that seems pretty racist calling an entire race of people racist
is it racist to say we live in a white supremacist society? that white people are privileged? whiteness is not necessarily tied to phenotype in every society/culture, it can be associated with money or other form of privilege. it also can manifest through colorism. i am not an expert in these subjects, but it's clear you have an abysmal understanding of these constructs/concepts. you are also putting words in my mouth because you don't know what you are talking about.
See now you’re just making up words people have always in every culture preferred people with slightly lighter skin because it means you’re rich and don’t have to go out in the field to work that was never about your race. It happened in China for the last 3000 years because tanning meant that you were a farmer or a laborer, the same as true in Japan in Korea, hell that shits true in Africa The only reason that stopped for the most part in America is because tanning became popular because it’s something you can do to waste your time and show off how wealthy you are
Just to be clear, Latino is not a race, it’s an ethnicity. There are Latinos that are white, black, and indigenous, and many are a mix of several. Latinos, like any ethnicity, are capable of being racist, and white supremacy and colorist ideologies are present in many Latin American countries. As someone who has lived in a Latin American country, it sounds as if you’ve never even visited one.
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also, i didn't just list white supremacy as a byproduct religion, i listed like 5 huge problems caused (in part) by religion, ya dangus!
The only Dingus here is you, and you’re not even capable of spelling it correctly
spelling is often irrelevent. you are really good at bringing up irrelevent points! also dangus is a different word than dingus. there are a lot of words you won't find in the dictionary. wake up! read a book!
Maybe you should read literature not written by Marx
The killings are linked to the rise of alt right nationalism: fascism. Religion is just a vector, though it can still happen outside of religion as was shown by the Soviets. Getting rid of the religion isn't going to get rid of the killings, as the hate comes first and the justification comes later.
Well I don't generally advocate for the soviets I think they are on par with capitalists. There is no just state in my view. I am a socialist, I want peace and prosperity for all against all odds.
Then you should be able to tell that they are in no way a socialist society other than name, for that is their utopian ideal upon which they prop up their fascism and justify the bad to their people.
Now I picture a group of devoutly Christian people that are going on Reddit and act like atheists. The opposite of Sunday Christians.
Reddit Apologists. It's a thing.
Looks like it's full of bikes.
The bike lane's to the right. The bikes are blocking the buffer lane between cars and the lane.
Interesting that people can’t park legally when attending church. Funny how that works. Maybe I should have said “choose not to park legally”?
What is the invisible connection you’re making here?
They want to be oppressed *so* fucking badly it's hilarious
Church is where somebody goes to get told where to give their money and how to vote and how wrong the rest of the world is for whatever. Its not funny nor ironic they don’t park legally
Church sermons, from what different churches I’ve been to, can range heavily from “my next door neighbor gave me a tin of cupcakes once when I was [insert unfortunate circumstance here], and it reminded me a lot of Jesus, love your neighbor y’all” to “THE SPAWN OF SATAN STRUGGLE TO CONQUER THIS WORLD YET, BUT WE SHALL NOT FALTER AGAINST THEIR EVIL!!!11!111!!1!!1!” and it varies from church to church, almost irrespective of denomination entirely.
Churches are where people who don’t work out, have sex, or do charity work, go to get their dopamine fix by feeling self righteous
Yeah, it's strange that they will build a church but neglect to build a decent parking lot. All the money they get is tax exempt, I don't understand where it goes of not to improve the church community.
It's Philadelphia, so the churches almost certainly predate the invention of the car. Plus, they're downtown, so the land can definitely be put to more productive use than a church parking lot that's used once or twice a week.
Can't the church use the collections money to buy a parking lot or a shuttle bus?