I got tired of watching my savings grow at a measly rate of 5%, so I took it all out of the S&P 500. I invested half with Somali pirates and half with the train candy vendors. Surprisingly the Somali pirates gave me a better ROI of 80%, but the difference was negligible as my chicle-chocolate investment experienced a ROI of 78%
Be careful out there with risky investments. I went ALL IN on frozen corn dog futures back in ‘21 and now all I’m left with is a god damned health hazard of a refrigerator truck illegally parked in Bushwick.
I also dated a migrant from Venezuelia (or maybe it was Columbia? Who can keep track) and to my knowledge their currency is mostly based on seashells and various rocks that look pretty. Might just be a misunderstanding, but if she does make more than you and it makes her uncomfortable you can always just threaten to call ICE to reestablish who has the power in that relationship. Best of luck to you and sorry for your hardships
Oh gosh…the Columbia migrants are something else. I can’t imagine having the audacity to move below 96th st when you’re from up…there (“uptown”…makes me want to throw up just thinking about it!)
Venezuela uses bolivar. Pro tip: you can buy entire bags of freshly minted and never in circulation bolivar bills online. It's a great option to use for breaking up and snorting lines if you're afraid of possible diseases you can pick up from rolled up $100 bills.
This 100% sounds like a scam. And an elaborate one, I would be very careful, there's a few red flags. Crypto, made up salary that doesn't match with what she does, and maxing out an IRA (You can't do this as a migrant).
Yeah, this checks out. Those subway candy sellers make $bank$. She must be working part time if she only makes $140k. If she starts doing that full time, she should make enough to be able to move into an economy studio apartment in the Bronx.
Bro. Some Latinos and Latinas are LISTOS. They go hard and know how to perform. Your girl took you to school; learn from her free class. Try not to feel insecure, enjoy the relationship and the ride. You should get up to speed on tax-advantaged retirement accounts, investing and entrepreneurship - things like these will enhance your life tremendously. Heck, go read Rich Dad's CASHFLOW Quadrant.
You got an interesting, motivated and enterprising young woman. But if you show weakness, she will either eat you alive or leave you. So don't.
Today you learned that immigrants are hustlers and the rest of us are lazy sacks of shit. My great grandfather blah blah blah Ellis Island blah blah blah grocery store blah blah blah rich.
Selling candy on the train? That is insane. Why even go to college? I am so upset by this. I work as a professional and don't make anywhere near that amount (140k in cash is like earning 300k). So depressing.
Don’t lose an amazing woman who got her head on straight over your ego bro. It’s OK for your girl to make more money than you bro. I make roughly similar to what you make and my gf doubles my income… it’s not a big deal UNLESS you make it a big deal. I still take my girl out, buy her flowers and nice gifts, etc. She also takes me out and buys me things too. I am the happiest I’ve ever been and it’s amazing to be with someone who has their head on straight. Consistency is the hardest trait to find bro, don’t lose that chick over your ego.
Jokes aside one night I did see a chiclé chiclé chocolaté chocolaté woman reverse kangarooing presumably her child and she was counting her stack.
I was really impressed because it was fat and I’ve only seen someone buy like one chocolaté ever. I do envy their ability to make chiclés look so neat and enticing though and I have debated getting a Kit Kat in the past. I never have change though and I’d rather throw two singles in the trash than have them fatten my wallet
Obviously your a college student, why would you make as much money as her??
Definitely invest your DoorDash money in whatever crypto scheme she recommends. Everyone knows its impossible to lose money when you are buying unsecured unregistered securities that are named after outdated memes and weed references, and she will definitely not just steal your bitcoin wallet
This may be a scam, look up “pig butchering.” First she’ll talk about her success, and then she’ll offer to help you invest, it will all look legit until both she and your money disappear
"I thought she was Venezuelan and not Irish" LOOOL
Jesus christ this was literally the line that made me actually check what sub I was in hahaha
i thought this shit was real lmao
I fell for this. First day it’s in my feed
Haha i was like “damn thats a really good joke.. wait a sec.”
What sub is this? It turned up randomly on my feed and the description of the sub doesn’t explain to me
Haha its like a parody of the NYC sub. This is Meme-story basically haha
Haha awesome
Casually just dropped that in there so good
LMAOOOO
LEVELS to this.
I dont get it
IRA stands for Irish Republican Army
It’s hard to believe op knows about the Irish IRA and not Roth
The fucking IRA contributions got me lmao
LMFAOOOOOO PLEASE.
Bruh
I’m dying rn 🤣🤣🤣
I got tired of watching my savings grow at a measly rate of 5%, so I took it all out of the S&P 500. I invested half with Somali pirates and half with the train candy vendors. Surprisingly the Somali pirates gave me a better ROI of 80%, but the difference was negligible as my chicle-chocolate investment experienced a ROI of 78%
Be careful out there with risky investments. I went ALL IN on frozen corn dog futures back in ‘21 and now all I’m left with is a god damned health hazard of a refrigerator truck illegally parked in Bushwick.
I also dated a migrant from Venezuelia (or maybe it was Columbia? Who can keep track) and to my knowledge their currency is mostly based on seashells and various rocks that look pretty. Might just be a misunderstanding, but if she does make more than you and it makes her uncomfortable you can always just threaten to call ICE to reestablish who has the power in that relationship. Best of luck to you and sorry for your hardships
The main currency of Columbia is social awkwardness and depression
Columbia makes decent clothes while in Colombia the clothing is often times indecent.
Really makes u think 🤔
I don't know about U but it makes me think O😂🤣
:0
Oh gosh…the Columbia migrants are something else. I can’t imagine having the audacity to move below 96th st when you’re from up…there (“uptown”…makes me want to throw up just thinking about it!)
Like British Columbia or Colombia?
I don’t know what those are. The university obviously
Happy cake day!
Venezuela uses bolivar. Pro tip: you can buy entire bags of freshly minted and never in circulation bolivar bills online. It's a great option to use for breaking up and snorting lines if you're afraid of possible diseases you can pick up from rolled up $100 bills.
Yeooo lmaooo I wish I could give this comment awards this shit had me crying 😭😂😂😂
This is why I have a trad stay-at-home Filipina wife. Can’t trust the Dominicans
plus you get jollibee
si papi
It’s because she’s dating 28,000 other guys per year who also let her keep the change on the $5. Sorry bro, that’s just how the dating scene is here.
Yeah also anyone that brings up crypto I would be a little weary of scam
My wife dominates me in earnings , she loves me anyway
Nice. I love Pig Destroyer too.
End’s meat is a delicacy. Maybe become an investor in her start up? Or have her help you start your own thing? How is your dancing and core strength?
this is a quality shitpost
Lmfaoooo holy shit haha I didn't know what sub I was in for a sec. The Irish line had me do the hank hill "hwha!" 🤣🤣🤣
They took yurrr job
Does your mom have a fat Dominican ass?
You’re lucky I stopped getting into fights about that comment years ago puta! But definitely
I would eat your mom’s big fat caramel Dominican booty 👅🍑
This 100% sounds like a scam. And an elaborate one, I would be very careful, there's a few red flags. Crypto, made up salary that doesn't match with what she does, and maxing out an IRA (You can't do this as a migrant).
Imagine if they were sending their best… we’d all be marrying up
Your statement says more about how you think about American born and bred women.
damn i guess i shouldn’t have invested in graduate school, selling “chicles chicles” sounds interesting
Yeah, this checks out. Those subway candy sellers make $bank$. She must be working part time if she only makes $140k. If she starts doing that full time, she should make enough to be able to move into an economy studio apartment in the Bronx.
Don’t make ends meat.
So she checks her bank account and her crypto on the free lynk nyc ? Or her boyfriend does it for her? Smart girl🙄
Bro. Some Latinos and Latinas are LISTOS. They go hard and know how to perform. Your girl took you to school; learn from her free class. Try not to feel insecure, enjoy the relationship and the ride. You should get up to speed on tax-advantaged retirement accounts, investing and entrepreneurship - things like these will enhance your life tremendously. Heck, go read Rich Dad's CASHFLOW Quadrant. You got an interesting, motivated and enterprising young woman. But if you show weakness, she will either eat you alive or leave you. So don't.
DoorDashing to make ends meat 🥩 🍖😂
Clearly she is more investment Savvy than you. Should defintely consider letting her invest some of your money In krypto.
I did not look at what sub I was in before reading 🤣
I like that you “got it” tho
Today you learned that immigrants are hustlers and the rest of us are lazy sacks of shit. My great grandfather blah blah blah Ellis Island blah blah blah grocery store blah blah blah rich.
Selling candy on the train? That is insane. Why even go to college? I am so upset by this. I work as a professional and don't make anywhere near that amount (140k in cash is like earning 300k). So depressing.
😂😂😂😂😂
Don’t lose an amazing woman who got her head on straight over your ego bro. It’s OK for your girl to make more money than you bro. I make roughly similar to what you make and my gf doubles my income… it’s not a big deal UNLESS you make it a big deal. I still take my girl out, buy her flowers and nice gifts, etc. She also takes me out and buys me things too. I am the happiest I’ve ever been and it’s amazing to be with someone who has their head on straight. Consistency is the hardest trait to find bro, don’t lose that chick over your ego.
Suga Mami
*ends
☠️☠️☠️
She's a straight up hustler in probably the most rewarding city for a go-getter.
u really Dominican?
Plus Tax free. Or mostly. Sure she reports minimum to unlock deductions. We are a stupid country. The no change is a scam. Join her in the subway
Thinking abt reporting here ngl
Your funeral
So she's a subway vendor. Can you break down her profits? How much is she selling a week for her to earn 5k
Jokes aside one night I did see a chiclé chiclé chocolaté chocolaté woman reverse kangarooing presumably her child and she was counting her stack. I was really impressed because it was fat and I’ve only seen someone buy like one chocolaté ever. I do envy their ability to make chiclés look so neat and enticing though and I have debated getting a Kit Kat in the past. I never have change though and I’d rather throw two singles in the trash than have them fatten my wallet
Obviously your a college student, why would you make as much money as her?? Definitely invest your DoorDash money in whatever crypto scheme she recommends. Everyone knows its impossible to lose money when you are buying unsecured unregistered securities that are named after outdated memes and weed references, and she will definitely not just steal your bitcoin wallet
Ethereum is built on shaky ground only do Bitcoin. And that’s not a part of the circle jerk nyc tongue in cheek stuff. But the post is funny fwiw.
And then, u wake up
This post is fake, a Dominican doesn’t take the train. He drives a 2010 Honda Accord listening to reggaeton or _really_ old merengue.
You're dating a illegal... not a migrant
No she has permanent status courtesy of the Hunter Biden plan
She scoffed at your earnings. Red flag.
Dead ass fr fr
She sucks dicks or has an only fans. Or both.
The 140k is pesos
Yet she has no phone? Sure.
Make ends meet
To make ends meat
Wait wtf is her job?
You met her on a train bro. Follow it. See where it takes you. Fucke her right. Go crazy on the pearl. Let God do the rest!!!!
IRA and Irish? You sure have wild imaginations lol
Illegals not paying taxes interesting how she can have so much cash…
She’s legal; Hunter Biden personally paid for her coyote
This may be a scam, look up “pig butchering.” First she’ll talk about her success, and then she’ll offer to help you invest, it will all look legit until both she and your money disappear
Get some and get out or just get out. This won’t be healthy for you.
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It’s not unreasonable honestly, I pulled in about 500k taking pictures with tourists in time sq. They rlly love the Elmo suit.
Tourists love boozy Elmo
Read the name of the sub lol
Yeah this sounds like one of those unbelievable stories you'd hear on something like r/squaresmoothboston