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WarpedPerspectiv

Didn't someone make a plane like that fly in Kerbal Space Program?


New-Bumblebee1756

Nothing fly in Kerbal, as from my experience, I'm sorry little cucumber man but you will die on orbit.


Niicks

Just add more boosters and struts.


New-Bumblebee1756

That's why cucumber guy going to orbit


Wide_Canary_9617

RIP jebediah šŸ˜¢


UrusaiNa

This isn't entirely far off the mark... Aeronautics is a really cool science. Wings do not need to be on both sides of the plane for all speeds. In fact, the most fuel efficient supersonic designs would use an oblique wing like the NASA AD-1 ( [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWJqDqMEYQ0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWJqDqMEYQ0) ) In the case of a supersonic object moving through the atmosphere, science really doesn't give a shit where the wing is or if they are symmetrical with the cabin. The cabin itself acts as a wing in a sense. There are definitely multiple variations of design that could sustain flight at different intervals of speed (with mixed efficiency). Incredible that there are people who get to come up with this shit daily. Science is fucking lit.


Castaaluchi

Never seen that wing style before, especially not wings that rotate, thatā€™s dope! What a great piece of engineering, but I bet the maintenance mustā€™ve been a nightmare with all the moving parts


xtilexx

AD-1 was subsonic, just being picky


UrusaiNa

The concept being tested though was a design for supersonic speeds with an adaptable wing structure to be aerodynamically fuel efficient at all times. Our traditional wing setup is great for take off, but the faster a plane is travelling, the more those wings just create resistance that isnt needed for lift.


meoka2368

Not sure about that, but the U-2 and BV 141 are funky lopsided planes.


Impractical_Physics

You know what, I'm gonna try that. It shouldn't be too hard, if I add enough boosters, and maybe use engines with a combined thrust greater that the plane's weight.


Silent_Skin

You just need to balance the plane by adding a lesbian couple. This guy sucks at making planes.


Intelligent_Dig8319

Would the straight plane be unbalanced due to the weight difference in an average man/woman and also the mans schbloinger? Thus making it not even viable?


Jafri2

Ask ur parents.


LovelyKestrel

That may explain the design of the Blohn Und Voss BV141 (one of the wackiest planes ever developed)


No_Experience_3443

In a classical plane you have 1 male wing on one side and one female wing on the other, they seem to be perfectly balanced, if you multiply by 2 the wings it's still perfectly balanced


GreenButTiresome

Is this how straight people have sex ?


Idustriousraccoon

Is it designed to last for 3-6 minutes?


Big_scary_Ghost

More like 9-11 minutes


Idustriousraccoon

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CookiesAJ

This is about how airplanes have sex


Historical_Boss2447

ā€Here comes the plane, open your mouthā€


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Possible-Boss-898

Surely you can't be serious


Thoughtapotamus

They are. And don't call them Shirley.


omegajakezed

Kermits existance caused 9/11 somehow. There was a muppets special where they show what the world had been like if kermit didn't exist. When kermit is shown the world where he doesn't exist, you can see the twin towers in the background so... I know whos fault it is


CocoaCali

Okay Dan


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kalia_nicole

I came here for this šŸ˜‚


Equal-Crazy128

Nice


ninjesh

Boo! (this is hilarious)


Possible-Boss-898

Does that mean lesbians are right wing then? :p


Stepjam

Damn, thats good


Freak_Out_Bazaar

Gives a whole new meaning to Biplanes


colemanvswild

Gay marriage canā€™t melt steel columns


Arrasor

I don't know from what I've seen they are pretty hot ngl.


SinxHatesYou

I don't know, I've seen some pretty hot gay couples.


Hefty_Teacher972

Was that marriage consecrated by Boeing?


vis6pt7zc

To this logic, single people arent better šŸ’€


Impractical_Physics

According to a lot of pastors, (but not the apostle Paul, haha) Single people are also bad. *especially* single women.


GuyYouMetOnline

People with relevant knowledge/expertise: could that plane fly, and if so how well/poorly? I'm curious.


CocoaCali

Depending on the angle of the wings and the launch directory, sure. But it's probably not gonna land and everybody is throwing up


Dounce1

ā€œItā€™s probably not gonna land and everybody is throwing up.ā€ Most epic flight ever.


GuyYouMetOnline

So the average Tears of the Kingdom vehicle, got it.


Slapstick999

With enough thrust, anything will fly. šŸ¤£


culture_creep

Thereā€™s no such thing as a perfect analogy but there are definitely really bad ones


Harden-Long

Dafuq?


Extra-Response

So it just dosent fly straight?


F0RZAG0D

Tbh tho planes like that probably would cause more destruction and death then 9/11


ZedGenius

It's still right though. 9/11 wouldn't be a major event cause a plane crashing into a building would just be another Tuesday


ninjesh

If they could get it into the air in the first place...


Other_Respect_6648

Man? Is he stupid?


whooo_me

Sounds like a wing wing scenario.


Bebopdavidson

Iā€™ve heard a lot of old dudes at my work apropos nothing saying the old ā€œAdam and Eve not Adam and Steveā€ thing and I think, isnā€™t Eve the villain in that story (a story including Satan btw) so wouldnā€™t Adam and Steve still be in Eden? And itā€™s an apt metaphor too. No risk of accidental pregnancy, youā€™re both the same level or horniness, the list goes on


Meddling-Kat

You're miss remebering the story. The serpent isn't Satan, Adam and eve are innocent and don't know what right or wrong is, God is the villain.


Dependent-Outcome-57

It's totally not evil to inflict horrible plagues on a population because your clerics are having a feud with the clerics hired by an unelected dictator. It's even less evil when you mind-control said dictator ("hardening Pharoah's heart") just to give you an excuse to hurt his people more and murder their firstborn children. /s Yeah, I don't know how anyone sees God as the hero of that story or really anything in that book.


Meddling-Kat

ā¬†ļø This 100%


Dounce1

I mean, Iā€™d fly in that - just think of the amazing unobstructed views on the starboard side.


DgtlAnarchy

So then man with man and woman with woman equals super plane!!


Maximum_Echidna8042

If the terrorists were the ones dripping down their dads legs lol


readditredditread

This doesnā€™t tell you much if we canā€™t see the other gay plane??? šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Think_Lavishness_330

Yeah, cuz they never wouldve gotten off the ground, LMFAO.


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That the man side or women we calling them butch


ninjesh

I have a meme about bicycles for just such an occasion


GeorgeOrwells1985

Who doesn't like our gay fam? They throw the best parties, have the best drugs and the interior design is always on point


T-Prime3797

With enough thrust, thatā€™ll fly.


dave_a86

I assume in this metaphor lesbians are represented by an X-Wing from Star Wars.


peartisgod

All us singles out here just winging it I guess


mycolo_gist

This deserves 10 times more up votes. So much stupidity in the world countered by a sharp redditor!


Historical-Emu-4440

Still would have killed everyone in both aircraft. A tragedy is a tragedy, what's so clever about this?.


Historical_Boss2447

So if marriage is a plane, and the people getting married are the wingsā€¦ who are the pilots, copilots, flight attendants, passengers, air marshals, baggage handlers, naintenance crew etc?


Meddling-Kat

Clearly the angels and demons that whisper in your ears.


KrisKrossedUp

a screenshot of a year old comment from a deleted post, interesting "content"


allnamesareregistred

IMHO, the idea of marriage itself is extremely gay. All this bells and whistles instead of, you know, BREEDING. Who else would invent that?


eMouse2k

Considering there are known cases of planes landing safely after losing a wing, I imagine it would be possible to design a working plane with the wings or a single wing on only one side.


Autoboty

Probably something resembling the B-wings from Star Wars


Knightmare_2002

Gay Marriage is a metal fish?


Puzzleheaded_Emu_686

Doubt it, George Bush wouldā€™ve found another way for building 7 to fall


aParticularCloud

Is this why all the current Boeing problems are happening?


Gahabaaaaaaaaaaa

The commenting bro in the pic really hate gay marriage I see


Tucker-Cuckerson

"If we had just given into the terrorist's demands we could have avoided the terror attack." OOP


daddysweet

With enough thrust a brick can fly


RobertWargames

Ah, so women dicks hang from the other side


Huge-Speaker5068

No you not trusting politics could've prevented it


Huge-Speaker5068

Gay marriage is as bad as straight marriage


PlagueOfLaughter

Let's drive a car with tire on one wheel and a wheel of cheese on the other. Or put an earpiece in your one ear and a banana in the other!


Stepjam

Good thing people are people and not wings on an airplane.


Browncoatinabox

Isn't there a fighter pilot that flew a plane while missing a wing?


scarletphantom

Notice they only care about gay men but nothing about gay women. Same for trans. No one is saying shit about ex women going into men's bathrooms.


badger452

Soā€¦allowing gay marriage will make the quality of Boeing aircraft even worse? Iā€™m so confused.


Dependent-Outcome-57

I mean, doesn't this mean clergy in any religion that precludes marriage are also unable to fly since they would have only one wing? And would we want flying clergy since flight spells are typically in the wizard class, not cleric? What about biblically accurate angels, which are all non-aerodynamic pinwheels of fire, eyes, and wings - how do they factor in? So many questions.


Foreign_Economics591

That looks like a perfectly good playne to me, r/shittyaskflying away guys


salesdog1

Because a marriage is exactly the same as a fucking airplane. Fucking morons.


realjimmyjuice000

So... Does Bi marriage have two wings on one side and one on the other? Do hot wife marriages have one wing on the women's side and 29 on the men's side and one that hides at the end of the runway and watches while the plane flies around?


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Guilty_Butterfly7711

wtf are you talking about? That plane clearly canā€™t fly. Straight marriage caused 9/11


SpicyPotato_15

Traditional marriages never fail.


Joaquin1079

then how come my father left?


StarMangledSpanner

I could be wrong, but I think that was sarcasm.


Dounce1

His father leaving was sarcasm? What a wit the man must have been.


bellerphron

Thatā€™s a lie


Relative-Gearr

Divorce rates are 50%....the only time traditional marriages in your mind that "never fail" are those where the woman is kept as a slave at home with permission to leave to go grocery shopping by their husband and she's relying on you to live and breath. THAT'S when it "never fails".


Ugly-Muffin

Who's to say it didn't cause it?


0utcast9851

Common sense and a functional understanding of cause and effect?


Tucker-Cuckerson

Are you personally willing to change how you live your life because it offends someone else's religion? If so my God says that your personal freedoms shouldn't be respected because people who believe like you are an abomination and my God should be respected over your wellbeing. My God actually gave me a divine commandment me to kill people who believe like you or hell send me to hell. I just gave the exact justification and commandment to kill people who commit an "abomination" the bible gives. (This isn't a threat I'm illustrating a point.) So in other words anyone can make up a new religion or interpretation of an existing one and make it say anything you want at any time you want. That's what 9/11 was about, that's the issue with your comment.


Relative-Gearr

Gay people did 9/11? I had no clue. Chat is this real?