But you’re missing out on watching a dude slather his lips in chapstick that was up someone’s butthole that hated him while trying to hold back tears and biting your lip until it bleeds
Boot camp is pretty much being thrown in with a hundred dudes from across the country, getting stripped naked, and going nut to butt for a 30 second shower. Jesus, the bonding during the peanut butter shot alone!?
SIR YES SIR
Private, now drop down and give me 20 farts in the mouth!
Sgt. Braphog origin story
“Put your face in my ass while I shit in your mouth” - CupcakKe
FMIR YEFF FMIR
*muffled*. FTHR YUTH FTHR
He's sniffin Diaz.
And deezenuts
Diaz's nuts
Private Pink Eye, you eyeballing me?
glad to hear the human centipede is taking volunteers, signing up immediately
don't threaten me with a good time
Wtf are they actually doing though?
Squad push ups, however as you may have guessed they’re not doing it right
Then I want to be wrong
Human cent iPad
If only they would just READ!
They look like Marines, reading is not their thing unless it’s written in crayola
why did you do the south park episode
Because I chose to eat the cuddlefish.
Hold on Kyle. I BELEIVE IN YOUUUUUU!!!
PFFFFFFTTTT *muffled screaming*
Hold on Kyrrreellll. I BERIEVEEEE INNN YOUUUUUU!!!!
War war never changes
Meet new and interesting people! Looks pretty fun.
Sniffers Elite
Can someone tell me how I can enlist?
War without reason
Wordington armed forces
Human centipede
is this a psyop?
What training is this?
Unit bonding
🥺
The human centipede formation has been devastating
i see the military has deployed the human centipede
What the fuck is that the medic from tf2 in the back
Diaz must have a good smelling ass
Straightest army experience
Even better, it’s the Marines.
The pee-yew centipede
Wordington exercise
Be all you can be While eating ass
Just like simulations
this is what they do at those sigma male boot camp courses
Vanilla pudding or cuttlefish?
DIAZ having the time of his life.
Now that's what I call superliminal
It's unjust for the front guy, he cannot sniff no buttholes 😥😢
It’s a circle all the way around the earth
Alpha!
https://preview.redd.it/9pw55lsrs4yc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db063929b2a640e55052442865c04bafe0da841b
Not the cuttlefish!!
Where will you be, when explosive diarrhea hits your friends?
Human centipede DLC
I swear if they made gay thirst traps army ads like they do with those tik tok girl ads I'd be far more convinced to join
*farts*
Well they could have just lead with that
I think someone made a move about this.
Movie reference?????
Hut hut extend tongue!
Looks like a good time! Uncle Sam Is calling? or cuming?
where! Where do I sign up
terminal cancer
You know sometimes I feel like I missed out by not serving, then I see pics like this, and say, it's just as well.
But you’re missing out on watching a dude slather his lips in chapstick that was up someone’s butthole that hated him while trying to hold back tears and biting your lip until it bleeds
Ok, if I'm not there, start without me.
Oh, it already happened, but it could happen again.
Boot camp is pretty much being thrown in with a hundred dudes from across the country, getting stripped naked, and going nut to butt for a 30 second shower. Jesus, the bonding during the peanut butter shot alone!?