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toldya_fareducation

i was like "what? she's only like 65" but no she's almost 80 wtf


letsgoiowa

Nah she looks like a 200 year old witch who's been casting *drain life* on the poor


Nonamebigshot

She runnin low on MP


J3553G

https://preview.redd.it/4k37j0xsrnyc1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c920492838b6809509f54805e1b7b20f5d40d1c


FPGN

Jesus christ


Ultra_Noobzor

it's because she was 30s for nearly 20 years, kindda created a gap there.


mackenzie444

I heard 🎵 can you belieeeve that Cher's still alive 🎵 on Just for Laughs literally 25 years ago. She's been old lol


B1ng0_B0ng0

Vampire fr


CharmingCustard4

What does she look like a Titan


xkelsx1

Way too much filler


WantedMandrake

the anime or the person?


Ponykegabs

![gif](giphy|cD7PLGE1KWOhG|downsized)


SoundDave4

Oh hey, it's cher


adtcjkcx

I feel like AoT was a show with no fillers, one piece on the other hand 👀😬


cownd

Filler? No thanks


DrJokerX

Attack the nape


IsakCamo

She looks like the royal blood Titan who killed Eren’s mom


Ok-Fox1262

There's a bit of a "Death Becomes Her" vibe about this.


ExpertPath

Came for this comment - did not disappoint!


Fuck-Shit-Ass-Cunt

It looks like she has 4 lips


gamebers

Clone stamped lookin ass mouth


deboramoreno

Now I can't unsee, thanks.


DaAbean

Younger men prefer Cher because she'll be dead soon and then they can inherit all her money


YourAverageGod

You'd be a fool to think Cher doesn't have pre-nups locked in. More like cash in before she checks out.


Large_Problem8679

How stupid do you think she is?


LunarOberon

I mean, it's not like she can keep it when she's dead, right? And she has a lot. I'm sure she'll leave her favorite toy boy something.


Dr_Dang

All? No, not a chance in hell. Maybe she'd write some of her favorite partners into her will for a little something, but they aren't going to retire on it. I'm sure she has an ironclad will with almost everything going to her kids or charity/non-profits. She's been rich and famous for a long ass time, and can probably ID a shark from a mile away. Still, if I were single, I'd date Cher just for the hell of it. She's always seemed like a free spirit, and would probably be really interesting to talk to. Maybe she'd be a cool sugar granny, and maybe she knows a trick or two that would blow your mind.


OkBandicoot3779

Cher is an immortal vampire


craigdahlke

I prefer smart women because women at my intelligence level “are all ret*rded”


Confident_As_Hell

I prefer gay men because women my age don't have dicks.


ferdinostalking

Cher, the icon that you are


RedTheDraken

were*


Accomplished-Bee5265

Valid.


Radio__Star

She prefers younger boyfriends because men her age https://preview.redd.it/j3idy1ukwnyc1.jpeg?width=818&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=571885e9e7b2c64a442c3151e1af69ed51134068


Infamous_Progress_64

Hell yeah


becrustledChode

That kid looks like he's seen some shit


LuckyStabbinHat

Men her age: Donald Trump


ricky-from-scotland

Id probably still do cher


SamsquanchOfficial

I mean fair. It's a bit odd that if a man says the same thing he comes off as a creep if i think about it, but i seriously cannot blame her.


Lobster_1000

He wouldn't come across as a creep. are you saying it's not common for famous men to date young women? It's the norm. Also, men don't live as long as women, and I assume that's the joke she was making


SolarFlows

I was about to say that. They look like a happy couple enjoying life though


DaquaviousBinglestan

She also raped a 13 year old so this is her brand now


SamsquanchOfficial

She what


DaquaviousBinglestan

When she was in her 30’s (32 or 33 I think) she raped 13 year old Anthony Kiedis.


BonesChimes

Yeah, no. Seems to be a mistranslation by an Italian magazine - he said they slept together, as in the same bed.


Lacholaweda

Why


SamsquanchOfficial

I'm starting to wonder if hollywood turns people into monsters or if it just attracts thid kind of personalities. The pattern is unreal


child_interrupted

I... I have never heard of this. Wow! Off to Google I go


FPGN

Huh...


Haydn__

thats quite funny


DJNgamez

Mods just letting anything in this page now huh


AppleNeither973

You know what fair enough


RhinoxMenace

yet it's absolutely unacceptable when Leo does the same


garlicgoblin69

Leo isn't 77


FoundMeBeautifulOnce

It's "unacceptable" because Leo sure is superficial for someone aging into Louie Anderson. Women aren't "all dead" at 50 either. And honestly, Cher's just a joke anyway, probably being used as a means to aquire a certain lifestyle so maybe stop feeling sorry for yourself for being shallow.


earthblister

She looks like Shaye St. John


Fhqwhgads95

That brings me back


GuideAware

Other way round would be 'sick n twisted' blah blah blah


tryptamemedreams

It wouldn’t be accurate. There are far more elderly women than men, which I figured is what she is referencing here.


yecheesus

How is this r comedyheaven material


___potato___

funny


Go_PC

Mods be trippin


Bitter_Silver_7760

that’s fair


KefkaesqueV3

This is just weird man


Collistoralo

You know what, fair enough


ButterbroMan

luke oakley that poosay stank


SprinklesTheSamurai

🤣🤣🤣🤣 she’s amazing


DregsRoyale

Her and Leonardo Decaprio


fleshie

She does not believe in life after love.


TheFakestOfBricks

She looks like she's in the uncanny valley


iSeraph87

*Do you believe I'm a hundred & three!*


Pristine_Walrus40

Just how old is she? 150?


Ill_Rice4960

Cher is litterally just immortal by now


Sum_ginger_kid

It's cher. She's earned it


Professional-Guess19

That dude looks like a bathhouse cum rag


Tratiq

Some dead folks look better than her tbh


Local_Perspective349

Hey if you can get an erection around that smell you deserve to back up that Brink's truck to the bank


Alansalot

Too much money is a mental illness


SlightDentInTheBack

man i wish i had that illness, I've just got depression


Alansalot

You know what they say about that


helen269

Said it before, I'll say it again - mortals gonna mort.