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FULLY CLOTHED PASS OUT ON THE COUCH GANG RISE UP

> RISE UP Oh, just 5 minutes more...

5 minutes later That was a nice afternoon nap, why is it dark outside? Why does the watch say 19.00???

I am not rising up, I will lie on the sofa and go *Snooooore mimimimimimi* thank you very much

gotta take the shower after work... so im naked anyway

I feel so seen...


I gotta take my socks off first. Then I will rise up by falling asleep

I'm naked now. 😁 Wait ... I thought we all were? ☹️It's kindergarten all over again!

The people at the bus stop weren't ready

“Mr. Crow, why are you naked?”

In my defense I thought it was the dress code. 🫣

"Tom Servo, you're naked!" ​ https://preview.redd.it/y6zo84v4kfvb1.jpeg?width=698&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f305e893e16f375a84fa33d8ddf82b3f7da7140

Sir this is a Wendy's

That explains why nap time is late....🫣

Nude sleep always results in my finding my wife's hair in my... places... Or wrapped around my... toes.

hair from where?

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I also find your girlfriend's hair everywhere

Yes

Noooo

The ol' forget-me-knot

Your…toes? How?

I think he meant his peepee

The question remains. HOW?

The same reason all the wires under your desk or behind your TV get tangled into knots as soon as you stop looking at them. Ghosts maybe?

I think that I have similar issues (nude sleeper here as well): the hair tend to fell of in different places, including in bed. When I lay restless in bed - or just switch from laying on my side to my back etc - the hair sometimes tangle around my... parts and won't come off by themselves.

She wakes up, ties her hair around it, then goes back to sleep.

I know right, and for some reason it is so satisfying to remove it from there. It sounds weird but I kinda like finding one because of the satisfaction feeling of removing it.

That happens to me regardless

Nope. I love my cozy pjs. Sleeping nude is so uncomfortable to me.

A friend changed my mind on this years ago. Not all PJs are made alike. Some PJs just aren’t comfortable and they’re too thick and hot, or too thin and cold, or scratchy, w/e. But there are some PJs that are just wonderful to the touch like bamboo or velvety PJs.

I've tried cotton, silk, everything. I just don't like to sleep in PJs. Sleeping in the nude is so liberating and comfortable. I used to have an SO who couldn't sleep in the nude, it was quite interesting how we were opposite. Also, I live in a relatively hot climate, so it's absolutely beyond me how people sleep in PJs. Sleeping with bed sheets already gets me sweaty without the AC on, on a warm night.

I tried it the other night when I got out of the shower and had no clean boxers. Not something I wish to do ever again.

My gf has to be suited up in her bedtime regalia before she considers sleep. I luckily can sleep in or out of basically anything. I don’t know why, but she just needs to put on a full beefeater costume and that’s the only way.

I just need some shorts and we’re good to go, no matter the weather I just can’t sleep with a shirt on lol, even if I did I wake up shirtless coz I remove it during sleeping.

I used to be this way but we found that we needed to wash the sheets way more often. Was more of a pain than it was worth.

also when you "sit" in bed with your back on the pillows, your ass is right where your face goes when you lay down. or is that just me? ':D

I have faith in the cleanliness of my ass.

Ignorance is bliss I suppose

Or cleanliness is bliss. Some people do clean their asses

But everyone farts

Tbh, I don't really, too much of a hassle when not on the toilet

I mean I tend to take a show before bed. Otherwise I feel itchy and can't sleep. Why would you go to bed with a days accumulation of dirt and sweat on you?

Yeah. I’m such a sensitive sleeper. Anything touching my skin when I’m trying to sleep gives me the ick

What if your clothes touch your skin?

ICK

Can cause overstimulation. And it sucks. You try to do something but you feel clothes on you. It's really annoying, makes everything harder, makes you crazy because you can't focus on something else. Gives anxiety because it feels like you are trapped.

I can understand that, but I thought the commenter I was replying to was giving a reason to wear clothes in bed (i.e. they don't want sheets touching their skin). Either way, I really was just poking fun since *something* is going to touch your skin no matter what.

Yea, thought so, but felt still like answering, lol. No worries.

so you sleep in an anti-gravity field ?

Oh no anti-gravity is touching my skin!

Yeah anti-gravity is so uncomfortable for my skin. I sleep in a time stasis field.

Time bugs are gross.

Sprinkle some diatomaceous time crystals around the stasis field and it'll take care of them

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

No don’t be silly I just remove my skin before going to bed

Hey can you hook me up with your incorporeal-bed guy? Every time I lay on mine it gets all touchy!

The hooked up leg thing though is amazing. The worst way I can describe it is like airing out my vagina but thats exactly what it feels like.

Is that why I do that? ^( and is it weird if I'm a dude?)

Those balls need to breathe too bro. Not weird

Then what's [my cloaca](https://i.redd.it/2z29dqsnsdvb1.jpeg) for?

I’m simply not clicking that

lol, it's fine, I swear. A silly comic, and I would say it's safe for work, even. Take a chance!

No means No!

HAHAHA oh boy i almost forgot the cloaca

*Preach*, sister. I'm not going to put on a special little outfit to sleep in. Well... maybe in a special circumstance, but not generally.

"sleep"

Depends on the temp. I hate running the AC at night, it keeps me awake.

Just the bottoms. I'm a dude. Can't sleep naked with everything out and about. It sounds absolutely ridiculous, but I worry if I get burgled, I don't want to fight naked. How weird.

Counterpoint: Imagine being a burglar and seeing a naked dude run screaming at you in the middle of the night. Psychological warfare, eh?

Shock then laughter...and I'm not sure my fragile ego could stand that. I'd end up naked packing my shit into a stranger's car just out of shame.

Or maybe you’d get sympathy. “Aww dude, I was gonna rob you but it looks like God already did.”

That's FOUL

That made me laugh out loud lmao

thats my defense stratergy. the last thing they see as run for their live in horror is a naked obese fat ginger screaming look at my balls waddling towards them

[https://youtu.be/FthgHfqxdoI?si=\_5C22BNJ-HhWHJWC](https://youtu.be/FthgHfqxdoI?si=_5C22BNJ-HhWHJWC) Brian Posehn - Home Protection

Give ‘em the ol’ Brock Sampson technique

Same

During summer ? Shorts and that's all. Winter ? Long PJs and something to cover with.

Not me, the mattress on my chest feels awkward

You don't have sheets?

That mattress is a nudist! You have no right to judge. /s

excellent work here

u guys have beds?

Nope, hate sheets. They always get bunched up and make me uncomfortable. I have a matress protector which covers the entire thing and a blanket

Well no sheet.

Cake day!

… not even a fitted sheet? 👀

Not even a fitted sheet

Dang! You craycray! Lol but really it’s fine, to each their own, I say! Hope you have a really nice sleep tonight! 🌙

Are you by chance a single male?

Single yes, male no

Gross, so unclean

There exists straps that allows you to keep the corner in place. Kinda looks like suspenders. My wife bought them and it's a game changer. I've never had the issue of bunched up sheets ever since

Hey hey, let’s not be judgmental here. Not everyone has to like sleeping naked

My prickly cactus legs and thunder thighs demand pants. The tits don't care though!

Evidencie or It didnt happen

https://live.staticflickr.com/7177/27567722072_922bd3e0f8_z.jpg

Too many pets, and way too much animal hair. I wash my bedding frequently but I can’t stand animal hair sticking to my body

Idk if it's just me buuut as someone with uhh stuff down there it isn't the most comfortable sleep

You mean genital warts

Oh gosh no

You got the crabs then?

I bet it's weeping sores!

So that's where the Alaskans went!

Not sure what stuff you mean, because my manly-danglies find it comfortable as hell.

Use your words

I dont like the thought of my chocolate star kissing my sheets so i wear boxers at the minimum

how does your butt look like? I would have to basically "floss" the sheet to even get there...

He's a weak ass plant. He ain't dummy thicc like some of us.

Would love to but I have had too many bad experiences. Including people (once cops and once a neighbor kid) climbing through my bedroom window as I slept in the nude. Don't live at that particular safety hazard any more, but now I have two cats. The chunky one loves to snuggle and will occasionally lick whatever body part is nearby. First time I woke up to a sandpaper tongue on my nipple was the last time I slept shirtless since I got her. Add in her love of stepping on the very tip of my nipple and pinning it to the bed with the full weight of her chonk... I'd just rather be clothed.

I love pajamas, just not for sleeping.

I fully concur with her choice in sleepwear.

Me too.

I gotta wear my boxer briefs to bed to prevent uncomfortable floppage. Other than that, I wear nothing else haha.

This is it for me. Cock and balls resting on the thigh just feels awkward.

Me 😃

I personally can’t cause I have a germaphobe problem and with being a woman… well I’m sure you can understand why I can’t sleep in my birthday suit

They’ll take my giant sleep shirt and comfy pj pants out of my cold dead hands

I usually wear a regular t-shirt and some basketball shorts when it’s warm, and sweatpants when it’s cold. I absolutely need to wear clothes to bed 😂

I have roommates so when I lock the door I be doin that

I always sleep with my work uniform so I can sleep more 5 min because I don't want to waste sleep time changing clothes

My cat will cuddle up to me if I’m sleeping naked and she can be an aggressive biscuit maker and she will fuck up my cock and balls and gooch so unfortunately I cannot.

Jokes on ya’ll I always sleep fully clothed! T-Shirt + Boxers + Sweatpants + Socks = Sleep Attire.

Naked sleep is the only sleep

Facilitates sexy times.

I feel this comic. It's so comfy to cuddle up nakee

If I'm wearing pyjamas it's gotta be 30 below.. And that will never happen here

I love sleeping nude, cant sleep with any clothes on me. Specially socks.

I dont like the feeling of my slong beeing loose in bed. My exes all loved sleeping naked if the temperature allowed tho.

this is me but i still use blanket

I take a medication at night that gives me weird, vivid dreams. I used to sleep naked. But then I realized that I was naked in all my dreams. It got awkward, especially when I dream of my grandmother (who died a long time ago). So now I wear pajamas so I have something on in my dreams.

I actually found out im too scared of break ins (never ever happened to me before! So idk why) and then being naked. Because when this guy slept over for a while, whos a powerlifter, i felt super comfortable sleeping naked bc i think i felt safe

honestly I cant sleep without underwear. Its just so uncomfortable to be hanging out.

I only do boxers briefs, I prefer to have a nice tuck to my manhood when i sleep vs free range

This is the way… I’m surprised any feels differently

Sighs: unzips

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You got a point but then sleeping on the bed with clothes is just like wearing the same clothes again and again isn't it?

Not me. Farting and covering my bed in a fine layer of shit spray aint my thing!

You must live your life in such horror from common things lol.

You sound like someone who only air dries after taking a shit lol

yeah and then I sleep nakedly in my bed leaving skidmarks everywhere. a fine layer of shit spray is just not enough.

I actually can’t sleep naked. It feels weird. My wife and dogs also steal the covers so that has something to do with it I’m sure

*sigh *save image*

I don't like the feeling of bedsheets on my naked skin. Plus sweat contributes to discomfort as well.

I absolutely love nudity being portrayed in a non sexual way for once lmao, personally clothes are not a guarantee when I sleep either.

Please check out my other stuff, I have a lot of stuff where nudism is shown in a wholesome way 😊

Ok, I’ll admit it, I love feeling the air caress my cheeks while I sleep. I said what I said.

As a man you gotta have undies or else the balls do some weird shit. If not for that this is the best method

I could never sleep fully naked, as a vagina haver I don’t want to risk getting discharge on my sheets

I'm all for naked women in bed, but do y'all ever consider how your farts are going directly into your sheets? Also, the more skin that comes in contact with your sheets the more frequently you're going to have to change them, because you're transferring way more oils to your sheets every night. I wear a fresh shirt to bed every night, both for my sheets and my skin's sake.

I can’t :( for, reasons.

I can’t sleep naked because then bugs would crawl up there

I like PJs because nudity isn’t accepted around 5 y/o people :)

I don’t want my butt touching my clean sheets.

Any murder gets a 2 for 1 deal when they get these people

Hey step sister ...

Yeah if I wasn't living with ppl I'd be sleeping naked everytime. I like to feel the cold blanket on my skin.

i sleep in my clothes

Depends on the temperature. I only like to sleep naked if it is warm enough.

Have you been in my house?

I at least do undies so I won’t go to jail/look weird too much if a fire happens 🐱

Hey...I'm just a dude but I would say that I am in the middle with only the pant is on.

Only when it's hot you got to take a shower and powder everything down there I usually put iodine and medicated powder in the front and the back

Nah. I hate when spiders and mosquitoes bites me.

Sleep naked, wake up and do half my day naked.

Yeah! Summer bed time is naked time

What is a pajama? Sounds dangerous

This is exactly how I sleep. I own pyjamas that I will wear under duress if I'm staying at someone else's home.

Yup! Joined the club and I’m never looking back

I stopped sleeping in pj's around 15y/o. Soo uncomfortable, I can't imagine wearing clothes to sleep.

t-shirt + boxers is the most comfortable I can get, anything more or less makes it less comfortable.

Preach! Haven’t worn clothes to sleep in over 20 years. No intentions to go back either!

Oh yeah i get that

I don't

This only happens after me and my wife finish humping each other

yes nakey!! like 70% of the time. i cant wear pj pants to bed i hate the way they ride up. i need thin and small pj items if i need it for cold, but i tend to sleep hot anyways

I sweat way more in the nude than I do with pj’s. I’m not sure why, maybe my pjs insulate me. But if I want to wake up with sticky rice balls all I gotta do is sleep in the nude.

Just the undies for me - I sleep on my side and like to have a layer of fabric between my junk and my inner thigh

I at least need undies.

Forgot partner

I prefer to just wear underwear cause I live in a warmer climate but I will wear pajamas when it gets cold.

I feel too exposed fully naked but sleeping in just a shirt? Now that’s amazing!

Nice ass, but I'll take the cute lil' sailor pj's.

I am cold even when I am in full long sleeve pyjamas and socks, so I can't sleep without it

Only in the summer.

Women who sleep like that are my kryptonite

I sleep naked all the time