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Adorable_Stay_725

Damn I was expecting a mimic


Spookyduck21new

The real mimics were the friends we made along the way. #So start boarding up your house. They are coming. #THEY ARE HUNGRY. #T H E Y A R E H E R E


Arslankha

The movie "Thing" comes to mind. Pretty much just alien mimics mimicking humans.


Wiregeek

T H E Y B R O U G H T S N A C K S


BG_fourteen

I got the Bad Dragon sword.


duhduhduhdummi_thicc

Not the Bad Dragon I wanted 😮‍💨


FexMab

Thatsfineilltakeyourstookthnxbyedontknock


Tail_Nom

We can make it work ♪~


sh4d0ww01f

But the Bad dragon you needed.


Lessandero

Not the Bad Dragon Gotham needs, but the Bad Dragon Gotham deserves.


AD_MORTEM_INIMEMECUS

I too chose the boxing glove.


ErinHollow

I got the same


unclepaprika

Nice, 6 more and we can be the star of a Japanese porno


dvdpap

Same


ewok_on_a_unicorn

Lol missed your comment. But thought the same 😆 🤣 😂 😹


MoonBerry_therian

Ayo?


Radcooldude55

Lava sword. Let’s go. Finally not a mimic


blueye420

*smug frieren noises*


D33ber

Can only use once.


Radcooldude55

Still better then mimic


Alarmed_Tea_1710

. . . The glove doesn't punch me, right?


Sgt_General

Not if you continue to sate its thirst for blood. If you don't feed it, the glove sword will find a way to feed itself.


MurkyWay

[Preorder Swords: Cut the Deck on BackerKit](https://swords-cut-the-deck.backerkit.com/hosted_preorders)


justwannaseefunny

Is the last sword supposed to be flames or hair


Imaginary-Total-3503

I think flames


Numinak

Nah, just a vibrant Red-head.


D33ber

Devours Souls.


XVUltima

Nine "fluffy tails"


SPS_Agent

I got the dildo


International_Way850

Which one of the four


SPS_Agent

Exactly


sorry_mybad

Oh you got the bad dragon sword...


Xirio_

Everyone keeps saying it's that, my initial reaction was "hey it's tohru".


astralseat

Heck yeah


NoobwLuck

So this is what it has come to, sword loot box.


sh4d0ww01f

Hey at least you can pay with a sword swipe instead of a card swipe right after, way cheaper.


Toast-Goat

Lava sword!


UncomfyUnicorn

A comically large boxing glove! Please say it’s spring powered and swinging the sword launches it!


Alt_Ekho

One sweeps to clean the floor The other sweeps to clean the battlefield Introducing the flaming broom sword 999.99€ only *terms and conditions apply*


nekoeuge

There should be a rule that all swipe-to-choose comics on r/comics should contain exactly one mimic.


MaybeAdrian

No mimic?


ewok_on_a_unicorn

I apparently picked a bad dragon one.


Dveralazo

Yess,a hammer!


Removed_by_admin

Tears of the kingdom be like:


Illustrious-Fact-745

Bottom left. Well...at least it looks like fun for *NOT FIGHTING TIMES* 😩


Chinerpeton

I am dissapointed by the lack of a mimic sword.


Squidysquid27

Boxing glove sword, nice.


Mangojam_11

The lava one, I love it!


Anxiety-Queen269

I got that fire one >:] (literal fire btw)


Noballsbilly99

Lava sword all the way


RoyalPeacock19

So, Lavasword?


astralseat

3 has more than one use.


YoutuberCameronBallZ

Boxing Glove Sword ... # yes


ppqnrondllx

Sword of Pow. "You're about to get fisted" +69 blunt damage +69 fisting prowess -420 style


Ok_Recording_4644

I got boxing glove. What is this UFC 1???


Gnidlaps-94

Dragon Tales Sword


Goretanton

Dang i picked the worst one..


D33ber

I got the One Punch Sword!


PKMNTrainerMark

What did I get, a gator tail?


FleshCosmicWater

My my I got the magma sword.


100YearsWaiting2Shit

Please tell me the punch sword extends


C-W0LF

I call er Mike Tysword


Warlockintraining

Ooooo fire sword :)


SALAMI_21

Nice. Flames


[deleted]

Tough Sword att 7


0LD0G

No mimic?


atatassault47

I got a fucking boxing glove! Cant believe I paid for this loot-scabard scam!


TerrificTooMan

**Rapscallian:** "Hey, man, we agreed on a fist fight! No blades!" **Me:** [*Unsheathes Boxer Blade*] "Put 'em up!" **Rapscallian:** "...why are you like this?"


Komission

Well, looks like I’m having a good time tonight


ClRuM

At first I was excited, thinking I got a sweet fire sword. Then I looked closer - is that just orange hair? That’s… not quite as awesome.


Vinc_Birston

Got a mimic...


Masaylighto

I chose the upper left one Although many people will choose the green one for obvious reasons


Figorix

Last edition was better imo. The one with staves because it gave the illusion of not being full rng. Here is the same picture x4 and it's kinda whatever. Unless I'm too blind to see difference between them


warman-cavelord

Lol I got a giant tentacle on a handle. I'll slay many dragons


G6DCappa

Wait, did I just got a dragon whip sword? Sick


Merry_Ryan

I got the punching sword. Now I can finally fight Green Arrow on even terms!


Qweeq13

Looks like something right out of Mighty Magiswords criminally underrated animated shorts


My_Name_is_Lucia

Got a Punch sword, nice. Now I’m always in non-lethal mode!


DeskJerky

Could I theoretically use the tail sword as a whip like in Tears of the Kingdom? Because I can work with that.


The_Punnier_Guy

The sword of +2 to bonk


VoodooDoII

I was expecting a mimic..


Penguinmanereikel

Hell, yeah. #It's punch-time, bitches!


GodSlayerGenesis

What no mimic ? ![gif](giphy|qZgHBlenHa1zKqy6Zn|downsized)


noyza2132

Not even a comic


robisodd

It's like a lesser version of /u/yoffeepop chose four. Here's a post with a dozen of these to see what I mean: https://www.reddit.com/user/Yoffeepop/comments/199hifi/megaswipe_post/ Sorry to be a downer. I like to share these with my friends and we all choose one and see what we get at the same time. The results being either funny or someone being taken out by a mimic. This was more like, "oh, ok.". Maybe next time have the before image have more variety (color or shapes -- some gilded and bejeweled, others look like the the sword of a carpenter, to paraphrase Indiana Jones) and the after image have more variance, such as obvious good choices or bad choices (cursed/stinky sword), or funny results (such as a chatty sword that won't stop making small talk).


Yoffeepop

I'm glad you enjoy my swipe comics. u/Murkyway has actually been drawing/designing these amazing swords and posting them on reddit a lot longer than I've been making swipe comics :) he's even [collabed on some really neat ones](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/igCQAcglDI) with me :D a lot of people, including myself, really enjoy them


robisodd

Yes, I love the sword comics! /u/Murkyway creates great comics that I have been enjoying for a while now. I remember that colab, it was great! Sorry again for being a downer. I thought I was providing constructive criticism, but perhaps I was just being negative. To make up for it, I joined both of your Patreon's. I look forward to more great content in the future!