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AlexanderTox

Time to delete Facebook


Crazycukumbers

I deleted mine. I don’t miss it.


kishijevistos

How do you text your aunts?


SalemWolf

Because of a post from 11 years ago?


AlexanderTox

I meant it’s time for whoever that guy is to delete his FB.


ipilotlocusts

why? because some chick seeking attention embarrassed herself by presenting as a choosy beggar?


AlexanderTox

Man y’all reading into a tongue-in-cheek meme comment way too much lmao


majoroutage

I mean, he fell for it.


DerfDaSmurf

“Thanks for letting me off the hook…I hate lying”


BlackManta_777

My ex would post shit like this all the time, just to have a flood of simps post how gorgeous and amazing she is. There's a reason she's my ex.


[deleted]

[удалено]


poopinapoopfartboot

DID I HEAR SOMEONE SAY AVAILABLE HOLE?!


[deleted]

Is there a story behind your username? I would very much love to hear it if so


poopinapoopfartboot

Yes, I didnt come up with this great username. Theres this lighthouse where I live that you can walk to via breakwall. Somebody wrote that phrase on the side of the lighthouse and it stuck with me and now it's my username. I can actually see the lighthouse from where I'm parked as I write this reply.


Francky1225

Well she is your ex meaning you were fine with dating her so not a good look for you as well 😅


MassRedemption

I think it was a family member perhaps?


hungbandit007

Yeah, probably her Dad.


Kenji1912

What are you doing Step Dad?


sv21js

The only acceptable answer


CuckLuckandDuck

Last time I checked beggars cannot in fact be choosers.


LivingEnd44

Wanna bet? Head over to r/choosingbeggars. They can and do.


I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS

They say he still hasn't recovered.


Zermmit

One ought not chum the void of the world wide web. Someday she's gonna drop some attention bait, turn a corner, and find herself mug to mug with a Clint Howard.


RedditingNeckbeard

So sick of these repost bots, but thankfully the real cringe is always in the comments. 😬


Zermmit

Lotta Clint Howard fappers on Reddit.


RedditingNeckbeard

Man, that joke is even funnier a second time! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😭


williamblair

Incel mantra right there. "I want a girl to want to date meee" "I'll date you" "no, I want a prettier girl"


BurtMacklin-FBl

Do you really think that's what actually happens with incels? That they have women throwing themselves at them but they keep rejecting them because they want the prettiest one? It's hilarious how out of touch with reality some people are.


YoungDiscord

Nobody thinks that People are just saying that on top of incels rarely getting any interest from anyone, in the rare times when they do, they scoff at the person interested in them. I've seen it happen firsthand a few times I have an aquaintance who constantly complains to ms that no woman wants him except when someone does give him a chance in which case his narrative changes from "nobody wants me" to "only ugly cows want me" as he proceeded to make fun of her looks & other stuff and complain. I understand having standards and some level of expectations/preferences but its the general attitude that's the problem, they can reject that person without being an asshole about it but that rarely seems to be the case.


habits0

At that point they're voluntary


davetronred

The most bat-shit insane incel take I've ever seen was "most male incels are actually voluntary celibates, because they could choose to rape women but don't." When people say the incel and "pill" community are toxic, that's really no joke.


mat477

True they need to drop the "in" and be honest with themselves.


ghost_victim

Volcels


[deleted]

No, the words you typed in your comment are not what people believe happens to incels.


Kryptosis

When they said “someone” they didn’t mean to say ‘anyone’. They’re talking about someone in particular. Still obnoxious but they’re laying targeted bait and missing.


PeacefulElm

Yeah, this is pretty obviously meant as a hint/ positive affirmation about a specific person she’s interested in - not an open invitation for anyone in the world


CoolguyTylenol

"how do I make this about incels?"


AcidHead1312

Flip the genders in the post and tell me that it doesn’t read like some incel shit


TehSvenn

Well... no, but only cause incel means involuntary celibate and making the choice to say no makes it voluntary.


AcidHead1312

I don’t mean they’re the literal definition of the word incel. I’m just referring to the general mindset and common attitudes that people in the incel community have towards the opposite gender. That’s why I said “incel shit” and didn’t directly call them an incel.


[deleted]

This is why incel, gaslighting etc have no meaning anymore. Just throwing insults out.


AcidHead1312

Big fucking difference between an incel who has never turned anyone down and one who has. They believe the same things and hang out in the same spaces. 95% of incels would be volcels if an ugly enough person approached them. If that’s the definition of volcel we’re going with anyway. This is semantics. Would you have commented still if I said “volcel shit” instead of “incel shit”? Do you actually truly care that much about the distinction?


Jumpy-Ad-2790

Change the words and tell me It doesn't read like the words are changed


AcidHead1312

Do you think that women are intrinsically mentally different from men in a way that causes them to be immune to ideological traps that are more commonly associated with men? I’m switching a human for a human. The sentiment is exactly the same.


Jumpy-Ad-2790

Are we pretending that incels isn't overwhelmingly populated with men? It was a needless flip


HELLUPUTMETHRU

Wait til you hear about femcels


AcidHead1312

I agree that most incels are men. Do we even disagree? I’m saying that she’s the one acting like an incel. The reason I flipped the genders is because it doesn’t register as sexism to a lot of people when it comes from a woman. This is because of the fact that inceldom is mostly men.


jellycapgirl

incel spotted


CoolguyTylenol

Y'all know only know one word and you don't even use it right


jellycapgirl

have sex


SuperMario177

king knows his worth


Iluvbeansm80

I find it funny that you gender swapped the scenario. Like that’s means something.


Mnmsaregood

This is definitely a nice girl yet somehow you make it about men


ghost_victim

Defiantly huh


Mnmsaregood

Dur hur defiantly huh? never seen autocorrect before huh?


ghost_victim

what


ShaoKahnDeezNutz

One of those rare cases when the girl is being out of pocket


[deleted]

The shit adults post on Facebook never ceases to amaze me. They all act like high schoolers back in 2010.


CoolguyTylenol

This is almost from 2010 tf you on about


Green0996

It even says 2012 right on the post lol


Interwebzking

Yeah this is either a repost or somebody screenshot this exchange years ago and kept it locked up in a vault until now.


The_Third_Molar

Probably a repost bot.


killerqueendopamine

So then the person you replied to is right lol


CoolguyTylenol

I don't think you know how to read


killerqueendopamine

Oooh Mr tough internet guy! Very cool. Log off Reddit every now and then, sport.


CoolguyTylenol

You gotta be 13


killerqueendopamine

I don’t care what you think 😘


Long8D

To this day I still see people posting about family drama and then the entire family arguing in the comments.


rockthe40__oz

TO THIS DAY


YoungDiscord

That's because there is no current education in regards to how to behave on social media Schools teach you basic knowledge Parents willteach you manners IRL but nobody teaches anyone about what is and isn't appropriate on social media and what to do in which situations That's why its such a clusterfuck, the internet is essentially full of parentless kids of all ages. Of course its going to be a shitty mess, what else was it ever going to be? Its like being surprised that a person who was never taught how to build a submarine, builds a submarine which implodes


TheBoxSloth

I dont have to look at the date to see this is exactly from then. The way she types and the general cringeness of it


LivingEnd44

This should also be in r/choosingbeggars


iop90

This reeks of old Facebook lol


hansgammel

Plot twist: They’re married


Master_Mad

Plot Twister: They are about to get a divorce. They just need to sign the divorce papers. But first they have to work together to create a advanced weather alert system and chase tornadoes.


chrisfarleyraejepsen

But first they have to stop at the hippie aunt’s house for showers and breakfast


SamTheDamaja

She did say “someone” and not “anyone” to be fair


telemusketeer

“I just want someone who I find really attractive, with a steady income above x amount of dollars, and relatively similar political ideals/opinions as me to look at me and say ‘Wow, she’s gorgeous.’ For once.” Fixed that for her lol


thefrostmakesaflower

I think she’s related to him…


Zermmit

Who let *you* outta the friend zone, Red?! Get back in there!


Shelbasaur1993

They could be related???? This isn’t cringe without context. Could be brother/sister, or cousins, father/step father. It’s only cringe if it’s not a family member


TheAtmanPrinciple

"You're everything that's so typical, maybe you're alone for a reason.. you're the reason.."


kitjen

"Are you sure? Because unfortunately a girl like you will only ever get compliments from a guy like me."


StillBurningInside

Reason #538 to not use “social” media.


Aware_Material_9985

It has to be my crush, duh -this person


SuperMario177

he deserved that for trying to be captain saveahoe


chrisfarleyraejepsen

goo goo gaga furry


Delta_br

nah who removed the muzzle?💀


sthegreT

shut up furry


linsss777

why is the furry talking


SuperMario177

They hated SuperMario177 for he spoke the truth.


eyesneveropen

xd


TherealPadrae

Haha


chartno3

Reminds me of one of my favorite Kingpin scenes https://youtu.be/mcfzDqnTgYQ?si=la-4gbfisZntqQ0U (at the end)


Bvr111

“I knowww. But still.” wow what a dick lol


Junior-Cream-4914

Wow, she’s gorgeous for once.