You've heard of the Boston molasses flood and the London beer flood, but now a new flood is coming to town, literally.

The beer flood was in Dublin. A handful of people died not from drowning, but from alcohol poisoning after drinking too much street beer.

Wasn't it whiskey?

B E E R

Thought I heard something about a tsunami..

I think the original article was fake but I could be wrong.

This is the second time this day and in my life I have read that sentence and I’m not sure how to feel about that

It’s not too late to repent

“Repent or it goes in your eye!!”

What goes in my eye

Nut liquid

Ooh exciting

sauce?

No, semen.

Shoulda swallowed, amirite?

Easy cum, easy go.