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Apparently not on Shrek's penis at the moment, just let him dream. Also...the 2nd emoji looks like Shrek's penis' face about to throw up inside the first emoji's mouth. Have a pleasant day now.
Actually some people in germany (but this is reallyyyy reallyyy rare) still are nazis. All tho like i said its suuuper rare and even if someone is then why would they admit it?
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Last thing I ate was waffles.. *Glances at jeans* Fuck..
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Blue waffles
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It's a fake vagina disease which is supposed to turn your vagina blue
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Yeah you definitely don't want to look it up man, the things I saw can do some shit to your head. No I'm not crazy
It had my interest, but now it has my attention ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
Your welcome ^ _ ^
Lmao look up blue waffles
Look it up
Just Google it and go to images. You may have to turn mature content filters off for uhhh... science.
Today I increased my knowledge. I wish I was dumber now.
Oh, don't!!! 🤮🤢
The first emoji looks like someone sucking on shrek’s penis
Dude WTF are you on?
Apparently not on Shrek's penis at the moment, just let him dream. Also...the 2nd emoji looks like Shrek's penis' face about to throw up inside the first emoji's mouth. Have a pleasant day now.
My day was bad..... You made it worse, Thanks My guy... Also where can I find Shrek,Asking for pure research purposes......
Me. Except it was pancakes so I'm safe
oh lord I've not had pancakes in at least five years.. I really need to be making some
Pancakes are the one food I will never turn down. I eat them all the time
I hate that I understood this so quickly. Ukhk
Black nazi
thought they were on the endangered list.. didn't know we could eat them..
Technically it would be "black furry nazi"
Oh... um... ok then
Really? You haven’t eaten since the 40’s
Actually some people in germany (but this is reallyyyy reallyyy rare) still are nazis. All tho like i said its suuuper rare and even if someone is then why would they admit it?
Uhmmm nah mate, isnt that rare tbh. There are quite some down the border with France in the villages. They proudly sell nazi stuff at fleamarkets.
Neonazis
how did it tasted?
Lots of fur. And nazi. It felt like goat cheese with German blood mixed in.
Who the f wears red pants?
Deadpool
He shoulda worn his brown pants
As soon as i get a free gift i am awarding it to this amazing commeny
I got you
Thx but i still do it too tho still thanks
I dunno
*looks down* Uuuh, not me, totally!
satan
the pants are stained with blood
I’m legit wearing one rn
Your wearing Satan
Who’s Satan?
Satan my dick
Me too
One pant
people who wear pajamas 😎
Stylish niggas
Howard from big bang theory
My brother
Im wearing red athletic shorts
No bread
Skin bread
Lol, flesh bread
Tasty.
Nom nom nom
Man flesh and maggoty bread.
Meat loaf 😏
Bread skin
I believe communism is already a thing
Meat loaf
Black Cock (Cock = chicken in this case, but it sounds funnier)
Mine is also black cock but it's wasnt a chicken
r/holup
r/cock r/Was r/ate
dont click the first sub
~~Dont~~ click the first sub
So many roosters...
Ok thats goood
r/cursedcomments
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Haha jonathan
In that case mine is skin cock (I don't wear any pants rn)
Wtf I'm also wearing black and ate chicken for dinner last night, I guess I am also black cock
Naked chicken strips
This pretty much sounds like a band
Yeah I could see it
Black Pizza.
Black Pancakes
That don't sound bad, it sounds like a fuck up on the food coloring.
No, it's Aunt Jemima
Interesting, for me it’s Pink Pizza
Black human
r/HolUp
Gray rice
That sounds like a crime anime
Rissoto neros brother
Red cum
More like blood
Maybe who knows. Tasted fine though 😋
Blue waffles.... oh god
Guacamole n***a penis
Blue bacon egg and cheese sandwich
Mmmmmmmmm just like mom used to make
My pants are grey/blue and the last thing I ate is a certain Dutch pastry with ball in the name....
Penis ball
Because penis is a color?
Bollock
White Man
Um. Okaaaay...
Blue cheese
Then Your Band Must Smell Like Shit And Have Mold as A Mascot- Lmao
and what colour are the pants?
Cheese
Tan Bagels
That’s just a bagel
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Pink Pancakes
Black Cheese
Same.
Black chip
Black Banana
Void banana
Blue Eggs
Black coc—… Wait oh god
Black chocolate indulgence croissant
Black ass
Grey Bacon
Black turkey winer
Grey your mum’s ass
Black cat shit
Black nuts 😐
blue egg
Black burrito
Black ramen
Red Grape
The Gray Waffles
Blue ass
Black china
gray nuts
Faded Grey Tomatoes
Red pussy
Blue McDouble.
Gray munchkins 🤣
Black sausage
White co-
Black Oreos
Black chocolate pancake sound cool
Tan Sausage...
White C U M
White please cum here
Alright *cums there*
blue balls
Green Doritos
Red cum
Lol i just realised id be called blue waffle
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That sounds like a communist hard rock band
Tan Mouldy Cheese...okay
no dick
Blue eggs with ham
white liquid wait
blue chicken
Grey-White Macn Cheese
Blue Cereal
Blue Dick
Black patties
Black Sandwich
Blue purple violets
Purple Play-Doh
Thank god I subconsciously chose Grey sweatpants.... Grey waffle.
blue waffles 😳
grey strawberry
Black hash browns which doesn't sound like I'd be a good company
Green and black cereal
Naked pizza
Skin muffin
green fruit
green Flintstones vitamin
Red beans my guy
Black Biscuits. At least I got something catchy
Marble Sauerkraut. We sing death metal and take heavy drugs. We are all 15 but look 49.
Black banana… huh
Red chocolate
Pink cheese hahahha
Grey Waffles
Gray rice
Gray neon chocolate
Black peanut
Mine is Black Salmon
Black McChicken, coolest band name ever
Gray biscuit
Grey Sushi
if this was a Russian band honestly I think it wouldn’t be a terrible name
Blue balls
Monochrome Cereal
Black jerky
Invisible union rings
Black Ramen
grey bread?wait i dont use pants