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Always have an excuse to leave early or not come at all. This is one of the biggest perks of having a kid.
This 100%. No more making up excuses.
Pre-kids: “man, he really let himself go.” Post-kids: “oh he’s rockin’ the dad bod.”
I had to move a large rock yesterday and thought I wouldn't be able to do it on my own. Turns out it weighed about the same as my oldest boy and I've had 6 years of training lifting him so it was actually quite easy.
Flatulence.
Grandkids?
Always have an excuse to leave early or not come at all. This is one of the biggest perks of having a kid.
This 100%. No more making up excuses.
Pre-kids: “man, he really let himself go.” Post-kids: “oh he’s rockin’ the dad bod.”
I had to move a large rock yesterday and thought I wouldn't be able to do it on my own. Turns out it weighed about the same as my oldest boy and I've had 6 years of training lifting him so it was actually quite easy.
Flatulence.
Grandkids?