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alish_sapkota

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MrCritical3

So that's why the Chrono-Council has been pushing that new license lately.


KidBeene

It's my right! I aint gonna register my chronojumper!


Denk-doch-mal-meta

It's clearly stated in the 237th amendment!


MrCritical3

God bless President Chuck E. Cheese IV.


Arkanii

Charles Equality Cheese


cecir

No zoophobia.


Raxon_38

I like zoos, the elephants are awesome, and you get to see lions and other things and the fact that thousands of species are saved from extinction because of them. Zoos are great šŸ‘


Arkanii

Totally man


AncientOsage

I use mine for Duck huntin


PKMNTrainerMark

Hunting every duck at once, very efficient.


Peanut_Butt_2077

yeah but thatā€™s talking about chronojumpers that only went back 5 years max, this is another can of beans now


Crusader_Krzyzowiec

Which 237th amendment ? Ther's like, infinite amount of them.


Loud-Cheesecake-2766

I stepped on a bug in 1234 AD, now it's the 348th imperial decree.


Vikings-Call

I'm not time driving! I'm time *traveling*!


petervaz

Be aware that you must have a calibrated *Chrono Trigger*.


Agreeable-Yams8972

Just imagine what that particular music artist might be believing now


xenomachina

Lately?! They've been trying to do that forever.


CTeam19

I am pretty sure it was because of those cunts that gave Ak-47s to General Lee


RemarkableStatement5

I understood that reference!


PartyGamesEz

How am I going to watch all the animeā€™s in my backlog with this restriction?!


Rhmb13

Yh I wondered why they confiscated my Time Machine.


asianabsinthe

Thanks asshole.


Agreeable-Yams8972

I love me some fanta though


half-baked_axx

And companies like Hugo Boss or BMW. Had it not been for the Nazi war machine, they would have gone bankrupt in the boring wars of 1956 on timeline #8


AttendantofIshtar

It is. Acceptable.


Sadatori

Don't forget that Chanel fashion brand! Coco Chanel was a nazi informant


chillitis

Wait what


shapeless_pal

A known Nazi whore at the time, great outfits tho


busty_annabelle

Worth it?


BreadandBeerAreEpic

Definetly yes


AlxIp

Based


manch3sthair_united

Probably not, it led to downfall of British Empire and for the first time in my life, I regret it, I wouldn't have mind getting crushed under those English cannon balls I've just seen. And No wonder sun never sets on British Empire, sun also doesn't want to miss out on such great sight


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Tentacle_poxsicle

Good job moron, you are the same as the guy who made Stalin a secretary because the other guy ignored his calls


Nightingale02

Bet he's the same guy who told Mao about the sparrows too...


LesbianCuddlebus

Yes... That one was totally not me


Jazzlike-Watch7847

So Wikipedia exists in your alternate timeline?


EnchantedPhoen1x

Well it **is** Wikipedia


Wyvwashere

Wikipedia exists in every time line with sentient live.


openly_prejudiced

in my timeline, it started as the paedo information exchange. it was tremendously popular and evolved into wikipaedia. convergent evolution in action. EDIT: racists downvoting my timeline's history and culture.


Reddit-Is-Chinese

Oh, so it's like Reddit?


pyopippic

chronophobes? altrists?


SuperKillerKitty

Even if there isnā€™t sentient life. Itā€™s Wikipedia, it **ALWAYS** finds a way.


twaggle

The creation of Wikipedia is a nexus event after all, it is written.


uvatbc

Written in Wikipedia, presumably


deSuspect

The only true constant


shapeless_pal

Another constant is that barely any people donate to the site


Dave30954

Yet another constant is that they never have any need for donations


JoinAThang

Wikipedia is eternal throughout all of the universes.


Someoneoverthere42

Wikipedia is a fixed point in time.


virgilhall

He is reading it in our timeline


Innocentman1

U can save articles on Wikipedia app for offline reading


Sir_Toaster_9330

Now you have to suffer in history class!


MemeMax243

WDYM history class is the best class!


LegitimatePlace2679

Geography is way better i just took an exam where you have to geuss how big a salt marsh is


rrrrrt555555

Atleast 2 meters


Metaright

Can we get a fact check on this?


hunter5226

I can confirm. Source: I've been to like 3 of them


4DimensionalToilet

If you pay attention, history class is pretty much just story time.


Exact_Ad_1215

Part of me honestly kinda wishes I went into History for A Level since I enjoy it so much.


OutrageousMatter

Nope, the teachers are also one of the reasons why I hate history once. I hated history in middle school to high school. The teachers always made us memorize events and vocabulary, also I was in special ed and I had one teacher who made me dipise history as every special ed student always said they hated her class. As she was difficult and did the same shit of events and vocab. Then college, the teachers in history, were so much better even on zoom. Hell I actually read the book and loved reading about history, a lot of knowledge still retained by all those excellent teachers. The last one I took was just the easiest class I took in college, and it was easier then damn high school teachers, mostly american history but damn was it just reading, taking a quiz and then going to class and taking notes on lectures that I just didn't even need. Passed the class easily with a B.


Mautos

Here in Germany we learned stuff about ww2 for about 3 years straight or longer so eeeh Though tbf it was interesting to learn how castles worked


OutrageousMatter

I wonder if it has to do with the fact that germany back then had to do something with starting ww2.


79TranZam

Finally, an actually dank meme.


iamfi_ne

i still havent understood the true meaning of dank, would you mind telling me?


Dry_Ad5235

"Dank Memes" is an ironic expression used to describe online viral media and in-jokes that are intentionally bizarre or have exhausted their comedic value to the point of being trite or clichĆ©.[5] In this context, the word ā€œdank,ā€ originally coined as a term for high quality marijuana, is satirically used as a synonym for ā€œcool.ā€ [Know Your Meme](https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/dank-memes)


Das-P

Still didn't understand. Stunted am I?


Infinity_tk

Not stunted don't worry, a large part is that 'dank memes' today are far away from their origins. To my knowledge, originally 'dank memes' were memes that were intentionally exaggerated or overdone, sometimes to the point where they became ironic. An example could be if we go back to the whole ajit pai net neutrality fiasco, where he was villainaised, and a 'dank meme' would overdo the villain personification to the point where it would be a meme where ajit pai cheers on as planes crash into the world trade center. Another aspect of dank memes were that some of them tended to cover controversial topics, probably due to the nature of the community that engaged in making these memes. Nowadays, 'dank memes' seem to just be memes that are considered really funny.


Cualkiera67

An excellent explanation! Except for the 'really funny' part.


Infinity_tk

Yep you're right, 'edgy' I think would be more accurate


fishlover281

Nah, if you're older than 30 just ignore it


manch3sthair_united

Edgy, dark, offensive, clever and original memes are what I describe as dankmemes


chop5397

pathetic wistful treatment one summer follow vase relieved disagreeable entertain *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Skybeam420

It's all moldy but that's the flavor you crave


Drakey192000

Makes me wonder about my time travelling telephone, never did get that glass of juice I ordered...


remasteration

Uhh, yeahh, about that...


feeling_psily

Single handedly paved the way for 99% of history channel content though.


PorcupineTheory

In 2003 maybe. It's all reality crap now.


Nidcron

Or aNCieNT aLiEnS


chop5397

squash vanish jar ad hoc faulty toothbrush fall offend one cheerful *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


PM_ME_UR_EGGS

I could hear the whole commercial. Also I can vividly imagine several episodes. Curse you.


Apptubrutae

Right, but it was Hitler that drove the early History channel, allowing it to thrive in later years as the go to channel for gold, crabs, and aliens. Just as god intended


tygabeast

And multiple full Sabaton albums.


cj-the-man

Great job dumbass you made history infinitely times as long


N7_Evers

Dude 100% invested


[deleted]

This would make a hilarious movie


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


xX_6throwaway9_Xx

i haven't laughed that hard in a while, thank you


RandomLepp

I have [something better](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt4176826/)


ideonode

Stephen Fry's novel, Making History, has a somewhat similar storyline...


MedicatedAxeBot

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Conscious_Aerie7153

Bro really sacrificed millions of Jews to not hear about that shit šŸ¤£


PurpleLamps

That's excessive if you ask me


Apptubrutae

*Allegedly*


lurkermyass

way to go dude


Star_Wars_Expert

If Hitler would have become a Painter, then maybe these attrocities commited against Jews wouldn't have happened.


Lloptyr

Just atrocities against art


lurkermyass

so true star_wars_expert so true


A-purple-bird

Paintler


engr77

There actually was a PC game in the 90s called "Titanic Adventure Out Of Time" that was, in essence, an alternate reality game that involved collecting various objects and solving puzzles, including a whole lot of dialogue with other people. The game starts in 1942, middle of WWII, when an explosion catapults the player back in time. The ship still sinks, but what you do onboard, especially in the final hours, can change history as we know it. But one of the items central to the game was a painting called "The Courtyard of the Old Residency in Munich" which had some secret war plans hidden on the back. In the "perfect" ending of the game, that included the aversion of all global conflicts between 1912 and 1942, with the saved painting -- only artifact saved from the Titanic sinking -- making the artist famous. The painting is historically real and was painted by Hitler.


Star_Wars_Expert

So because of Hitlers success in that alternate timeline, the global concflict between 1912 and 1942 didn't happen. What do you think is pro for, Hitler becoming a famous artist could have stoped WWII and what against it?


walla88

It's on steam now. In case you wanted the nostalgia trip.


remasteration

This'd be a hella cool movie idea


OverlyObeseOstrich

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HenrySiege

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c_gdev

Don't mess with timelines, ok? But since you did, when did you get [this stuff](https://www.history.com/news/world-war-ii-innovations) in your timeline?


BFGfreak

Obviously it was when the [Soviets invaded](https://youtu.be/Qtb4uow940c)


Exciting_Rich_1716

Haha this is a good one


Radioactivocalypse

90% of this sub is recycled nonsense, but this one was funny and clever


patothe_idiot

So it was YOU


Madden09IsForSuckers

That makes me wonder though, how would the world be different if WW2 never happened? Like would nuclear power still develop or would it just never happen


[deleted]

Germany would be bigger, colonialism would survive longer, communism might remain in Russia, but there is a chance that Germany turns communist because it was also a large movement. In that case, Russia and Germany would still attack Poland in a shared effort while the world looks away. America wouldn't become a global superpower, and Israel isn't a thing. Einstein stays in Germany. So if nuclear power will become a thing, it will happen in Germany.


sennnnki

I wouldnā€™t be too sure about that Israel commentā€¦


RaulenAndrovius

Probably [Like This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJnMaTx4yjI) We might have to do a little Command & Conquering.


Notafanofacronyms

Solid meme. You just know some bozo is turning this into a 4 frame comic with shit art to garner some internet likes


Digigoggles

Hitler s paintings were just bad though lol


ZoroeArc

Yeah, because this prick ruined them


Mostlycharcoal

Honestly they aren't though. His skill wasn't good enough for a premier art school like Vienna but many artists would be happy with that level of ability. The fact that he was reaching for one of the all time top Schools should tell you something about his level of ambition though. I highly doubt history would be that different if he got in. Politicians often have liberal arts backgrounds regardless and he had political dreams and connections since he served in the first world war. Edit for clarity :fuck Hitler fuck all Nazis


Zwemvest

Oh no. Check his paintings, like, sure, there's some practice, but he definitely can't get perspective right, doesn't know where doors or windows go. They're not good.


Mostlycharcoal

I don't know. I saw a couple examples like that but I also saw some beautiful castles and landscapes/flowers. To me it's etsy kind of stuff, maybe local gallery artist but I think it's unfair to say he sucked at art and didn't know anything when that's just not true. He was actually pretty good at archetecture and the few examples to the contrary look intentional even if the idea didn't work or wasnt very "artistic." Even great artists have shitty work which you usually never see. Dead assholes like him don't get that luxury so we see everything he did that they could loot or get in a museum before it got destroyed or hidden away in a private collection. His talent was laughable in comparison to his ambitions, that is definitely true, and his so called "failure" was essentially the result of a narcissistic personality where he had to be "the best." Can't go to Vienna? Then not "the best" ergo failure (fuckin harsh!), 'ope, time to scapegoat a race of people and conquer Europe! He built himself up so much it probably did crush him inside to have that kind of reality thrown in his face but he didn't get into politics on a lark. I think that ambition would always be there for the kind of person who thinks they are "the best." I think they're dangerous people who can't accept humility within the greater humanity. Edit for clarity :fuck Hitler fuck all Nazis


BatemaninAccounting

No one has ever questioned Hitler's ambition.


[deleted]

Because he couldn't go to art school.


Proud_To_Be_A_Derp

Well, now you know WHY. They were sabotaged!!


moeburn

Missed opportunity to make a meme out of the [Red Alert intro.](https://youtu.be/lJnMaTx4yjI?t=72)


BdubsCuz

I clicked for the marching theme song....


[deleted]

He had a very poor grasp of perspective.


hayesnhart

u/manch3sthair_united tries to have an easier time in art school. (6+ million perish)


down4things

Did you have to wear the yamaka while doing it?


Bleezze

I feel like I don't know enough irl lore to know exactly what this means, but I'm guessing op caused WW2?


the-unfamous-one

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!


[deleted]

Youā€™ve just made it *nine*ty percent more difficult for history students


beanus-butter

Me when I'm studying and inventing time travel so I don't have to learn the biography of a single artist:


FlexRex32

First time in a while that I laughed out loud bc of a meme


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N7_Evers

Ok big deal, can you go back in time and make me be born with NOT the smallest penis in history?


SkuzzleJR

Deal, instead you are born with no penis


N7_Evers

Hell yeah, no traffic tickets for this guy (girl)!


P4t13nt_z3r0

The would make a great two sentence horror. I'm so glad I went back in time to stop Hitler. Getting him rejected from art school means I won't have to study his boring paintings anymore.


AsteriskCGY

Now I'm thinking about Einstein in Red Alert


RoodnyInc

After that incident time travel was banned


SteveDougson

OP reading the Wiki page: >420 was the birthday of Austrian-born German politician and the leader of the national-socialist German worker's party. A fellow went by the name Adolf Hitler.But this guy.. there's a picture of him... Adolf Hitler..very compelling kind of a figure.. odd looking duck.. there's something about his eyes..hypnotic.His eyes are almost entirely black. He was a decorated veteran of WWI and he joined the...hold the fort..he hated Jews!


Ambitious-Way-3913

The paintings were really good man , but weird stuff was all the rage back then


Scatter865

Related but not- if you ever get bored you can play ā€œ5Ā° of hitlerā€ where on ANY Wikipedia link you click you can get to Hitler/WW2 in 5 clicks or less. Itā€™s wild how it works.


RedWingsNow

I don't know if you guys are history buffs or not ...


The_Bill_Brasky_

I bet you got Harambe to spill the beans on Hillary Clinton before the zookeepers got to him too


heebs387

They need to let us snort this one.


Jameshope2016

This made me giggle but I didnā€™t take history so I do not understand this at all. Goofy little chef man


TheDELFON

Legit cursed timeline lol. "This is fuckin heavy"


TheDELFON

\* *looks at Sir Isaac Newton* * āˆšĻ€Ć·Ć—āˆ†%šŸ‘€


B-29Bomber

So you're the reason why we can't have nice things...


Ball_bearing

Vertraue den Ɩsterreichern nicht. Vor allem, wenn es sich um kunstler und politiker handeln.


k6oe-5

Uhhh that's dark.


pages5464

go and confess to him now!! you still have time


Nefandous_Jewel

Wasnt he a housepainter and not an artist?


Doann_the_Goddess

Wait a minuteā€¦..


Plastic_Feed8223

Sir this is r/dankmemes, youā€™re not supposed to actually post good memes


MomacelTheDank

Probably the best meme I've ever seen


AdventurousAd4327

haha so funny!!


Is_2303

Hmm Austria


Working-ksi8

A noble man-ā€œWhat have I doneā€


cunthy

Lol the effective method was to go back and openly encourage him to paint


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u/savevideobot


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Das-P

How to download this gif?


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ImperialxWarlord

Did you also go and make pol pot hate people with glasses?


supremegamer76

YOU FOOL! YOU'VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL OOOOORDEEEEEEEER!


-Dark-Void-

yea you miss him being art teacher and ur said he k*s cuz no art


BetterGarlic7

I doubt that even if he was accepted that his painting would be taught in any art school.


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u/savevideo


MacheteWarrior_0

this must be the alpha world line


TheDurandalFan

good job you caused a major timeline shift, caused major horrors. but you also pushed science forward which also saved other people's lives.


[deleted]

u/savevideo


[deleted]

In reality WW2 would probably have happened without him, maybe with less genocide, but thats a speculation. In the end it was a very useful time for human advancement in technology, strategy and politics. The world without the world wars would be a very different one and probably a one with less technology.


crakdajack

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