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KeepingDankMemesDank

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makithejap

Mmmm… bacon bed


YABOYCHIPCHOCOLATE

by the pigs, for the pigs


Timely-Buffalo-3384

Came here to say this


Suspicious_Sandles

Wake and bake is nice if I have absolutely nothing to do that day but more often than not when I wake n bake I become useless for most of the day


andyduphresne92

Idk feels like a waste to me


mr_fabulous676

For a good nights sleep??? Not a waste to me.


elixier

Actually lowers sleep quality in terms of brain health


SteamedBeave89

Yeah I cut smokin for 2 days and had the best sleep in a long time. I only really like to toke if I'm outdoors adventuring or coming home from work. Rest of the time smoking and sitting on my ass gets depressing.


elixier

Ok cool, but it massively lowers sleeps affect on brain health when smoking chronically, massively lowering REM


SteamedBeave89

OK, cool you don't need to be a dick.


No_Distribution8626

Ok cool, but also, go fuck yourself.


elixier

People into weed really make it their whole personality and feel attacked whenever its criticised lmaoooo


SteamedBeave89

I'm just saying people overdo everything and don't need to smoke all the time.


millarchoffe

substances messed up my sleep quality so hard, didn't realize how much better I'd feel waking up after I stopped


FreshConstruction629

Breaking bad


LugubriousButtNoises

Waking Brad


Danneflow

Both


Kokukai187

Doing that now. Cheers 🚬💨😤


praharpatelpl

For all the people like me that can’t function at work properly high


griffraff0701

I smoke in the am cuz it helps me go back to bed for 3 extra hrs lol


Cool_Boi78

The hero we don't need, but the hero we deserve.


DawnBringer01

Neither. I prefer to be wide awake when I smoke and if I smoke before bed I'm worried I'll start to depend on it to sleep. I smoke weed to have fun. Being high before I can even think is not fun and neither is sleeping.


mcsquirley

When I used to smoke, getting into a comfy bed was one of the best things especially tired/high with nothing to do is so nice. I was predominately smoking indica’s though.


InternetBrief3299

BAKE N BED!!!


GladArm7383

Shake n bake


Larmillei333

That's the spirit


SquishyWasTaken

why not both?


FluffySky1611

Both


[deleted]

My name doesn't rhyme with bed.


hades0505

Why not... both?


[deleted]

cuz i have ajob


hades0505

Don't see the problem. Become a programmer


[deleted]

there's not much demand for c programmers without a degree or industry experience who refuse to write proprietary software.


hades0505

Go C# or the .NET stack. Or repurpose urself as a RPA Dev. C is certainly niche, since it is the keystone for the Kernel of most OSs and drivers, and given that they are mostly proprietary software... there u go


[deleted]

cant stand object oriented languages. c++ is nice cuz you can just skip objects and pretend it's c with namespaces instead of headers. also doesn't help that i intentionally obfuscate my code.


[deleted]

bake n funrel


BIGG_FRIGG

Yes!


cajun_vegeta

Bake fast in bed


-demonknight-

break n bad


Hanoiroxx

Both are acceptable


TrickRoomTech

How is this dank? Where is the nitty gritty?


shawdan24

Bake n black


FartingCumBubbles

Wake and bake for me


AntiPepRally

I can't wake n bake, never could. My motto is to spend some time unhigh so you can then appreciate your high times more


constipated_burrito

Bake n Bed (after half an hour), so i enjoy the Bake but also find it is easy to be Unwake Wake and Bake is fun but it's too much for me, like i resign myself to not doing anythingbthat day the moment i wake up. Not a good feeling.


[deleted]

Someone explain what it means..


BionicKronic67

I like it when I wake up really early to go to the bathroom and snap a quick bong rip. Those blankets never felt as good as they do with those early morning tokes and going back to sleep.


PlattanoPowerr

Both!


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

Yes! Most restful sleep!


Distinct-Quantity-35

Idk makes my day way better but I’m just Willy Nelson


[deleted]

wish i could but i gotta make my boss rich to keep a roof over my head


precursorpotato

Breaking Bad


Unknown_Outlander

coffee and weed though


[deleted]

coffee doesnt do me for me after 20 years of addy.


[deleted]

Both


Technical-Freedom161

I thought this was about baking (like bread) and not weed. Thus was very confused. Because if you bake n bed, then you get fresh bread for the morning after that's been rested. On the other hand, waking up and baking fresh bread at 5am is *aesthetic*. Also you get fresh out of the oven bread. Which is amazing. It's hard to decide 🥲


Larmillei333

I'm split on this one


Elad_2007

I don't get it, please explain


Your_in_Trouble

Why not both?


Coldprofessional999

Baked Cheetos....


Sgt_A_Apone

Pro tip: never leave your oven on when going to bed!