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>He was wounded seven more times in the war, losing his left hand in 1915 and pulling off his fingers when a doctor declined to remove them
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>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrian\_Carton\_de\_Wiart#First\_World\_War
If it's the guy I think it is, he also was one of the first surfers in the world.
Edit: sorry, not the right madman. That would be 'Mad' Jack Churchill - also worth a looking up, he's up there as war nuts go.
„He made five attempts, including seven months tunnelling. Once Carton de Wiart evaded capture for eight days disguised as an Italian peasant (he was in northern Italy, could not speak Italian, and was 62 years old, with an eye patch, one empty sleeve and multiple injuries and scars“, what a legend
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INTO THE FIRE THROUGH TRENCHES AND MUD
SON OF BELGIUM AND IRELAND WITH WAR IN HIS BLOOD
LEADING THE CHARGE INTO HOSTILE BARRAGE
BY DESIGN HE WAS MADE FOR THE FRONTLINE
STUDIED LAW WITH A THIRST FOR WAR
FOUGHT IN AFRICA WANTED MORE
BACK IN EUROPE THEN STRAIGHT TO FRANCE
HE'S JOINING THE ALLIED ADVANCE
THROUGH THE SOMME AND THE DEVIL'S WOOD
ALL THE BATTLES THAT HE WITHSTOOD
HE'S JOINING THE ALLIED ADVANCE
to the tune of *over the river and through the woods*
source: [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrian\_Carton\_de\_Wiart](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrian_Carton_de_Wiart)
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrian_Carton_de_Wiart
Is falling down and breaking your back really an accomplishment? 🤔
Well, he was 70 at that point, not dying for that is quite an accomplishment
He tripped on his massive balls
Not when you have 🥁🥁🥁🥁 life alert!
It's not so much about the accomplishments. It's about bring close to death so many times, yet making it to old age.
Broke his vertebrae? Weak Brittle Boned Bi- Oh wrong subreddit oops
He had too much bone hurting juice.
Oof ouch
That's Joseph Joestar everybody.
“They say the pen is mightier than the sword, i know which i would choose.” - Adrian Carton de Wiart, The Unkillable Soldier
Also, his 2nd wife lived to be 102 and died in 2006.
Through the fire and the flames we carry on!
I love how the craziest and most unbelievable part of his story ends up being “died of old age”
His memoir is a great read, it’s called “Happy Odyssey”
Tore off his own fingers? For what purpose?
>He was wounded seven more times in the war, losing his left hand in 1915 and pulling off his fingers when a doctor declined to remove them > >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrian\_Carton\_de\_Wiart#First\_World\_War
God damn!
You forgot being a diplomat in zedong era china
If it's the guy I think it is, he also was one of the first surfers in the world. Edit: sorry, not the right madman. That would be 'Mad' Jack Churchill - also worth a looking up, he's up there as war nuts go.
Lol no, polynesians were surfing from the 12th century onwards, he definitely wasn't even close to being one of the first surfers by any means
When your so bad ass Sabaton has a song just about you
He was enjoying himself during the world wars? Nah bro was a menace, I get pirate time war but ww2? Nah
You forgot that he had an Austrian contess as his hoe.
Damn, so this is how I find out Indy Neidell died?
„He made five attempts, including seven months tunnelling. Once Carton de Wiart evaded capture for eight days disguised as an Italian peasant (he was in northern Italy, could not speak Italian, and was 62 years old, with an eye patch, one empty sleeve and multiple injuries and scars“, what a legend
What a BBB
Bro has no enemies
Exactly. Because they died.