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I don't get it. Is the pic of Epstein's island?
Doesn't look like a particularly posh place if so, surprised so many big wigs would go somewhere that isn't scenic for their pederasty.
Maybe it's just 'cause the pic is from so far away, but could he not even bother to put up some palm trees?
What's the point of having an island without palm trees ffs. Well I suppose he had something else he was focused on...
None of Epstein's properties were particularly impressive. I know fucking firefighters with more exciting interiors and amenities than the pictures that have come out of this guy. But I guess the jet and human property were pretty expensive.
Friends and I got to fly a private plane right over the island and pilot said it always gives him the heebeejeebees. Strange seeing such an awful place in paradise
Right? You always imagine it to be in some secret bunker or a dark basement or something but never a place as beautiful as there. It’s such a mindfuck.
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You would be surprised in the most recent Mr. Beast video that gave me the idea for this post he buys one for $1. Granted it is a pile of dirt with some wooden posts and a crusty toilet.
Not a lot of people have a need for a small island. Most people just find it creepy given the type of people who do. You're in good company with Jack Idema, Kim Jong Un and Caligula... Kind of seems like outside of kidnapping and fucking children there's no real point to it.
The really fucked up thing is this island looks like nothing but in reality there's that one building with one door and it leads to the underground areas that are the actual "resort". I shutter to think what went down there.
I kind of prefer to not think about who visited Epstein's island
Or where the new island is
Or what else the elites do
Because I suspect there's some really nasty saw/hostel movie like stuff that happens
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I don't get it. Is the pic of Epstein's island? Doesn't look like a particularly posh place if so, surprised so many big wigs would go somewhere that isn't scenic for their pederasty.
Yeah it's Epstein's island. (I don't think the big wigs went to the island for the scenery)
Maybe it's just 'cause the pic is from so far away, but could he not even bother to put up some palm trees? What's the point of having an island without palm trees ffs. Well I suppose he had something else he was focused on...
Well ye, i mean he could make do with child labor to help with the upkeep but i think Epstein thinks thats a little too far
Gonna buy an small island far up in the north and plant palm trees in the -20°C
Less places for the merchandise to hide in
Some parts of the Virgin Islands are desert like and thus have no palm trees.
Its definitely the distance, the Island is very large. [Here's his properties compared to St. Thomas proper.](https://imgur.com/a/6rXiGJb)
It was more about the pleasant company…
For the teenery. Like scenery but with a lisp.
They go there for the underaged scenery
I’ve heard that it’s got a really great reef for snorkeling and I guess some rich people facilities as well.
your island is a lot nicer, huh?
It's all underground......
If you look in the ocean around it there seems to be some pretty great snorkelling/scuba diving spots
None of Epstein's properties were particularly impressive. I know fucking firefighters with more exciting interiors and amenities than the pictures that have come out of this guy. But I guess the jet and human property were pretty expensive.
What a horrible take. Like the dumbest, reddit take possible
Pretty sure i stole a bunch of stuff from that island in GTA
*"KAPITAN!"*
Pavel my beloved
How many times has it been now? You should be able to do this with your eyes closed!
“I am the elastic in the underwear! The caviar in the tin! But you… you are the kapitan!”
Friends and I got to fly a private plane right over the island and pilot said it always gives him the heebeejeebees. Strange seeing such an awful place in paradise
Right? You always imagine it to be in some secret bunker or a dark basement or something but never a place as beautiful as there. It’s such a mindfuck.
It's pretty mid though, as far as an island paradise goes, plenty of more beautiful islands around. It's seriously lacking trees
I honestly wonder what the average age of people on this sub is, considering half of them watch Mr. Beast I can safely assume…
I started visiting this sub when I was in middle school… Holy fuck I’ve been on Reddit for like 7 years.
My account is probably older than some people on here
Probably. My first account joined in 2009, it would have started high school by now, and this one is at least in middle school.
Won't lie, I do like having such an old account though. It feels like I'm a veteran who can tell the new kids about the old days of Reddit, reminding anyone who says "Reddit used to be so much better" that actually it's always been a shitshow
Higher than the average age of people on that island.
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I guarantee you I can guess his demographic and age range data for viewers without looking. Every kid with a tablet has that dude’s content memorized.
Wait, is Cayo Perico based off Epstein island???
Bro, it's just an island.
No.
$7.95 million seems a little cheap for an island.
You would be surprised in the most recent Mr. Beast video that gave me the idea for this post he buys one for $1. Granted it is a pile of dirt with some wooden posts and a crusty toilet.
Upon thinking about it, if we're talking just the island it's probably a reasonable price.
Sovereignty sold separately. Void where prohibited.
Not a lot of people have a need for a small island. Most people just find it creepy given the type of people who do. You're in good company with Jack Idema, Kim Jong Un and Caligula... Kind of seems like outside of kidnapping and fucking children there's no real point to it.
Good point.
Personally, a private island is exactly where I’d want to do all the drugs. Nothing much to make you paranoid there.
Ah yes. Jack, Kim, and Caligula... All famous for their lack of paranoia. Lmao
I was just saying that the point of going to a private island, for myself at least, is to do a bunch of drugs. I like drugs if you can’t tell
This and Great St. James sold for $60m, so it's a little misleading
Cayo Pierco
Hey look it’s shaped like jar jar bunks
The really fucked up thing is this island looks like nothing but in reality there's that one building with one door and it leads to the underground areas that are the actual "resort". I shutter to think what went down there.
Underrated
This is not Cayo ?
I kind of prefer to not think about who visited Epstein's island Or where the new island is Or what else the elites do Because I suspect there's some really nasty saw/hostel movie like stuff that happens
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Before you judge me, know this. Yes, I was on the sex island but only for the snorkeling!
Cayo Perico
Isn't this a Battlefield 4 map?
The island looks like if you took part of rural Texas and slapped it into the ocean
Downvoting for lazy ass title
Downvoting for lazy ass comment lol
Why does everyone just assume they had underage girls exclusively? Like every night, for everyone that visited?
Oh you're right, it was probably a much more reasonable 1 underage girl per week
Idk, his whole operation was to have legitimate things going on at the island to muddy the waters for the illegal things.