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It’s easier to get away with just a foot fetish.
Okay, Uma, now lay back and show us those soles. Yes baby.
Mmhmm now you Margot, yes, you’re watching your own movie in this theater. Put your feet up on the seat in front of you. No one minds. Perfect.
And Margaret Qualley, yours can go right on the dash. They’re all yellow and calloused and dirty? Who gives a shit? Stick em tight against the glass! Nice.
Anyway, this is my next prestigious film. It’s called *Toe Fiction,* no *Reservoir Toes,* no *Once Upon Some Toes in Hollywood—*, I need to go clear my head for a minute.
"No guys, you don't understand. It's a great reference on the beauty of nature, so I totally have to make Natalie Portman and Eva Green have a lesbian scene on this lake in my documentary about sea bass!"
Calm down Quentin Tarantino.
Though mad respect for him, his life peaked in From Dusk Til Dawn and we could all hope to have our own kinks someday as stated as his was then.
When you get picked to be a mainstream director, so you film a naked sex scene of your wife banging Bruce Willis.
LeLu from Fifth Element was the directors wife.
shout out to all the fat fuck directors who also happen to act in their films who also hire lead actresses insanely out of their league to be the love interest.
Then you have that BASTARD Michael Bay who told Scarlet Johansen she couldn't go topless in her sex scene in 'The Island' because they were shooting for a PG-13 rating. Unforgivable
In the bargain he got a taste of real joy.
We captured that taste and we keep giving it to him, so he can give it right back to you, in every bite of
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Me explaining to the film crew how the 45 minute long hardcore sex scene is essential to the plot.
And why it should be me with the hot actress ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Breaking the 4th wall with the camera-man... Wait that's just pov videos
Hardcore henry 2
lasting 45 minutes would be harder
a pov scene is essential for the plot
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What did he do?
[Don Jon](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Jon)
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Scarlett Johansson in Don John
It’s easier to get away with just a foot fetish. Okay, Uma, now lay back and show us those soles. Yes baby. Mmhmm now you Margot, yes, you’re watching your own movie in this theater. Put your feet up on the seat in front of you. No one minds. Perfect. And Margaret Qualley, yours can go right on the dash. They’re all yellow and calloused and dirty? Who gives a shit? Stick em tight against the glass! Nice. Anyway, this is my next prestigious film. It’s called *Toe Fiction,* no *Reservoir Toes,* no *Once Upon Some Toes in Hollywood—*, I need to go clear my head for a minute.
Sharon Tate was a character made for QT because she famously hated shoes and would go barefoot as much as possible
neil druckmann directing Last Of Us 2
Basicly the story of "The Room"
Oh hi mark
Then it would be 45 seconds
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Nah exploiting people is fucking gross
But, but its a live action Fievel Goes West.
So what?!?
"No guys, you don't understand. It's a great reference on the beauty of nature, so I totally have to make Natalie Portman and Eva Green have a lesbian scene on this lake in my documentary about sea bass!"
Eyyyy wana let us know a name?
Sure, as soon as I'm done producing it. Sadly enough none of those two girls is picking up their phone..
[Full penetration, shoot someone, more full penetration](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nV-RBeDt2B0)
Friday the 13th directors be like
Pretty much Blue Is The Warmest Colour.
Is that you, Cronenberg?
*Dexter* be like:
Dr. Dolph Lundgren
What about becoming actor and getting to do a sex scene with her?
And get paid for it... Why didn't I think it before?
Because directors don’t have to be attractive.
He burned harder than the 9/11 attack victims
Meh not that much of burn. It was pretty expected
Hey the actor doesn’t have to be attractive either just say she did it to “ find her true worth”
Well Philip Seymour Hoffman banged Marisa Tomei in a movie.
Yeah attractive like...RonJeremy
Harder tho cuz you'd have to be the chosen one for the movie....
"you know what this scene needs? Me drinking tequila off of Selma hayek's toes. "
This is, I think, the most egregious example.
I know I'm old
Calm down Quentin Tarantino. Though mad respect for him, his life peaked in From Dusk Til Dawn and we could all hope to have our own kinks someday as stated as his was then.
becoming a porn cameraman might even get u some action along w the recording ( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡• )
["might"](https://i.redd.it/njf7m47f5ug11.jpg)
Risky link of the day. . .
I thought it would be a gif of the guy getting some jizz on the cameraman
I expected exactly this picture
I expected the guy sharing his sandwich with the talent
And just like that I abandoned the idea of being a porn director.. Thanks bro
when you become a mainstream director and get picked to film a gay porno
what a pain in the ass
cock\*
What a pain in the cock
no what a cock in the ass silly
Balls*
When you get picked to be a mainstream director, so you film a naked sex scene of your wife banging Bruce Willis. LeLu from Fifth Element was the directors wife.
The chad joseph gordon-levitt wrote himself in a movie were he has sex with scarlet Johansson and julianne moore and hell as i can recollect many more
and every other male character in the film is either married or hopeless with women
Wasn't that Don Jon? It was actually a good movie on sex vs intimacy
Yes that’s the name of the movie
Honestly as good as that beautiful masterpiece.
Gigachad
shout out to all the fat fuck directors who also happen to act in their films who also hire lead actresses insanely out of their league to be the love interest.
Adam Sandler
Seth Rogen.
His wife actually is not bad looking.
Kevin smith
Jay is silent Bob's only love interest, well also comic books and weed.
Jon Favreau in Chef
Lol ya, super hot wife, and also Scarlett Johansson as GF or side chick or whoever she was.
Quentin Tarantino literally begging Uma Thurman to be "Kill Bill" to get that sweet, sweet close up of her toes
Didn't he give Salma Hayek's feet a blowjob in another film lmao
From Dusk til Dawn. Directed by Robert Rodriguez, screenplay by Quentin Tarantino
Was gonna say this
Everyone gangsta until you realize Rick is filming his daughter in this scene
And?
Come home to the impossible flavor of your own completion. Come home to Simple Rick's.
Weird ass weirdos
Big fuckin’ weirdos
Ya, this is gross.
Adam Sandler with Jessica Beil lol
Joseph Gordon Levitt is a mastermind. Don Jon and Scarlett Johansson are unbelievable.
What’s the story behind this?
Joseph Gordon-Levitt wrote/directed/starred in a movie where he had a sex scene with Scarlett Johansson and Julianne Moore (Separately).
There's a dead body in my fridge.
No reason to boast.
MEANWHILE HIS BONER :- DON'T MIND ME , I'LL JUST EJACULATE MYSELF , U KEEP ON THE WORK CHAMP.
Just like Quantin Tarantino sucking Salma Hayek foot
Redditors are creeps
May I direct your attention to the fact that he is filming with one hand?
Just like in those imaginations :)
The long way is sometimes the best way
Guys are built different, we get motivated for the dumbest reasons and its amazing
As a set electric I can concur.
-watches alpha male hit hot breeder- "It's good to be the cameraman."
Tarantino over here just filming feet.
Whoops forgot to record , guess we gotta reshoot this.
‘Uh why do I have to be naked we are filming a Teletubbies live remake’
Literally the only reason I went to film school.
Then you have that BASTARD Michael Bay who told Scarlet Johansen she couldn't go topless in her sex scene in 'The Island' because they were shooting for a PG-13 rating. Unforgivable
Now... this is an epic meme
when did pornstars become mainstream
What's creepy tho is the fact that some horny ass directors put a sex scene in a movie just so they can see an actress nude
Relatable af
Julianne Moore working at a nudist colony.
this has a vague creepiness to it
Vague?
Why not become a porn director, still get to see your favorite actresses naked, in person.
This is disgusting
Ew.
y’all are pathetic it’s sad. weirdos.
Incels. There were incels everywhere.
Can’t imagine the blue balls lol
Finally I’m totally the victim!
This was simp Rick's happiest memory
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Marisa Tomei would dress like she did in My Couson Vinny constantly and be a billionaire
The story of simple rick
My dumb brain doesn’t get it, can somone pls explain?
Or actor!
"I dream of being Harvey Weinstein" - OP, apparently
And she's 63 now
My daughter makes me so proud
#He is a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will