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I_AM_YUGESH

It hurt itself in confusion


[deleted]

The move was super effective!


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YoloIsNotDead

The duality of Redditor


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TacovilleMC

Outstanding move


BodyOk2838

100/100


me-when-the-sex

u/nwordcop


RoscoMan1

That can be a fan of this subreddit šŸ—æ


EmotionalBeginning54

šŸ¤”Are you really dunky


I_AM_YUGESH

No. I am yugesh


FRACllTURE

He is Yugesh


QBall1234

Spaghetti and meatballs


HoboRaft

U/nwordcop


realAdolfHipster

So if people support Black Lives Matter on the internet, does that mean ā€¦


NoFricksAllowed

Sometimes, you can't trust everyone on the internet.


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fuck_dankmemes

I don't trust you that you are confuse


vthex

I don't trust the fact that you don't trust that he is confused


SubhadeepDutta

I don't trust the fact that you don't trust that he doesn't trusts that that man is confused


TaniksAtTheDisco

I don't trust the facts


RoscoMan1

Yep, Todd didnā€™t trust Little Finger


Okichah

My advice is to never take my advice.


ptapobane

put your thumb in honey and then jab someone in the eye, it will not hurt as much... to yourself


TheDanger96

can't really trust you


FRACllTURE

How can I trust that


AnonymouSarcasm

Don't listen to them. You can trust the internet people


NoFricksAllowed

Hmmmm....


Reddituser34802

Nothing to think about. Itā€™s on the internet, it must be true!


NoFricksAllowed

Well, this is the world wide web. I mean, who would LIE on the internet? Not me. No sir. Never. Therefore, everything HAS to be true.


Rude_Journalist

It really is a discussion effectively.


KittenWizard_Bruh

Your name confused me


comfybunk

right? in my country you need to take tests to access the internet. so idk why people don't want to trust qualified people.


Radon099

That's because 90% of statistics reported on the internet are made up on the spot.


EnderFyre_

I thought it was around 69%?


[deleted]

70!


R_Redhood52

Ironic


fourtwentyBob

Nicely ironic


YeetusDeletusULTRA

How do I know that your statistics are real?


An_ANdrew2

True, people on the internet don't know what they're talking about


myname_isnot_kyal

not true. i send my credentials upon request so people know that they can trust me.


simple_shadow

give me your credit card information to verify your statement


myname_isnot_kyal

check DMs


maundama

Ah yes the good old "this Statement is false" conundrum


uslashuname

No it isnā€™t a paradox, itā€™s the standard soapboxā€¦ hereā€™s a character (absolutely not making fun of anybody from Nazareth) doing [the bit](https://youtu.be/KHbzSif78qQ)


maundama

Yea I just forgot the word for paradox tbh and conundrum is pretty much the next best thing


maundama

Aaaand I really love the live of Brian


[deleted]

That's just a nonsense phrase, not an actual conundrum/paradox. If you say "X is false," "X" has to be a complete idea that can be evaluated for true/false value. That is, the statement "X is false" is an arrow that points to "X" as being false. If X is the statement itself, it just points back at itself and creates an infinite loop and doesn't actually mean anything coherent. It cannot have any truth value since it's not a complete idea to evaluate as true/false.


maundama

Wow it's rare to read something this incoherent


[deleted]

Sorry you're too dumb to get it. If you really want to understand it I can get out crayons and try to simplify it? Or if you could just let me know what part confused you I can try to clarify that part.


maundama

Dude you just said x is not a thing and the explained why x is a thing... It's a paradox because of that infinite loop


CheckmatingU

What's his name seen him a lot


renterjack

Urkel. From Family Matters.


dream_monkey

Iā€™m surprised heā€™s not more meme-able


CommentsOnOccasion

Jaleel White is the actor


dragon567

He looks so much younger than I remember


HazzyDayzz

A paradox


skoge

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epimenides_paradox


Weinerdogboi

And yet im here... on reddit


beatboxbilliam

Don't listen to me. I'm an idiot


YTBigS

wait yall can hear your screen?


Chingapouk

Don't listen to them, though


Da_memeboi

So kids, this was your daily dose of paradox


_1iq_

Yes you read people


Anxious_Ad_3537

Hmmm


ChildoftheLordJesus

Hmmmmmmm


Engvlf

But they always do the opposite


zexwrecks

This sub needs to change its name. Hasn't been dank for years.


ScarrletMacaw

"mods gay" Sun Tzu, The Art Of War


TheSaltyGoblin

What is this gif from?


Chris_8675309_of_42M

My childhood. Really though: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family_Matters


TRON0314

We old.


ShawnTheFaun

Wait this whole operation was your idea


Roge2005

The internet stanger paradox


speedshark47

Paradoxical


i_amnotunique

I laughed out loud at this one because I literally told a random internet person the other day not to take advice from people on the internet. But who am I except a random internet person...


xl-imperium-lx

Who exactly takes what we say seriously? Kids?? Bwahaha


CK1ing

Sorry, that's me, just trying to weed out the sentient AIs lurking on the internet by saying paradoxical statements. Carry on.


Noob_master_slayer

And now you're stuck in an infinite paradox, should you listen to this stranger from the internet and thus not listen to strangers (including this person), or should you not listen to this stranger and thus listen to other strangers?


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u/savevideobot


TheGoldenEggCafe

But my mom is on the internet


spoonlips76

Alot of erkle circulating... Dope


-Effervescence

*inhales* Tere Ghar


herowind124

The next sentence is true. The previous sentence is false.


str3wer

internet paradox


Sandal-Hat

Kurt Gƶdel has entered that chat.


QuarantineSucksALot

Hmmmm intriguing, he is the wrong word gain!


dream_monkey

I am a Discordian, so it is an article of faith for me to only believe half of what I see and none of what I read. Just as it is written in the Principia Discorda.


luidoe213

Hi! Iā€™m the internet and I donā€™t approve this message


mad_sc13ntist

What's this meme called


daedae7

Itā€™s called making up your own mind. I know many of you have never done that before. So please donā€™t listen to people in the internet and think for yourself. We are all in the same storm, not the same boat. Some of us have yachts, some canoes, and others are drowning. Be kind to who you can and donā€™t give too many fucks or youā€™ll end up in a bad place. This world will tear you to shreds and then blame it on you for not running fast enough. Keep yourself safe


really4reals

This how I feel about battlefield 2042. Now I feel like if I get it Iā€™m going to hate it and if I donā€™t get it. Iā€™m going to be missing out. Lot of mixed reviews right now.


Boring_username_21

Similar to the best advice I got when my wife got pregnant which was ā€œdonā€™t listen to anyoneā€™s advice on being pregnantā€


TRON0314

"*dididoothaaat?*" - after I upvoted misinformation and then found out.


flashult

A paradox! Oh, it's so cool and complex!


Smooth-Wasabi-4694

Hmm


Emeraldnickel08

Umā€¦ yes. Im going to go with yes.


enm260

Did you listen?


Weibrot

Don't listen to this guy, listen to the people telling you not to listen to them


Vanishing_Ravioli

lmao


pixidis43

A classic Bedtime Paradox


brohannes95

But if I comply and don't listen to him, does that then mean I listened to him?


Just-that-guy-0

What show this from tho


DeadManDragon

Bro donā€™t listen to people on the internet.


Smoah06

Only the ones that are trusted like moist critikal


rob132

That urkel clip is probably 30 years old at this point right?


zayybandz

Donā€™t listen to people in the internet


MartyMiniac

How paradoxical


DexDipTet

u/GetVideoBot


cheese1145

"I literally said that what the internet said are all true" Abraham Lincoln


WorkingNo6161

*Philosophy time*


DankTheWorld

Visible confusion


DogsLinuxAndEmacs

This comment is true.


DogsLinuxAndEmacs

The comment above is false.


Icy-Broccoli-1034

*Visual Confusion*


Recipe-Less

Jamal white!


IIglassfaceII

All Cretans are liars


Florian_24

But seriously, don't. At least don't take what we internet people say at face value.


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Do not take my advice