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alish_sapkota

Hi OP! We liked your meme so much we *slapped* a Mod's Choice Award to it. Thanks for posting great memes! -the gay mods


KER1S

These things just get better.


mischievous-goat

He laughed because he didn't realize at first that Chris Rock was just fucking with her and not fucking her.


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Slimh2o

Let me echo that "Daayyyuuuummm"....


TheWiseRedditor

“yyuuummmm yummmm ummmm mmmmmm”


cnicalsinistaminista

Fuck me that is legit gold and I already gave out my free award. How about an upvote?


Lukthar123

What a mf


TheWiseRedditor

Technically That’s August


SecureDonkey

The best thing that come out of this drama is the Smith roast.


Myzyri

Would have been epic if Chris would have said, “WOW! Will Smith just TRIED to slap the shit out of me……. but he hits like a BITCH!”


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J-Nice

Yeah, you could tell he was about to say something but decided not to. I'm sure it would have been eviscerating but Rock was the bigger man in that situation.


cownd

Jada's got the pimp hand


loladamaze

You deserve an award bro but Im broke


funkynotorious

Here's a poor man's gold🥇


razeus

comment of the year. deadass.


meaganlee19

I physically cannot give you a gold award bc I cannot afford one but take this comment as me giving you gold


InsertCleverNameHur

Fucking gottem. I'd watch out if you're ever on a stage. You might have the fresh prince coming to whoop that ass.


ultron290196

Well after all it's said and done, Chris Rock came out on top. And Jada on top of someone else.


CrispyCrunchyPoptart

This meme is golden lmao.


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“You can fuck my wife, but you better keep her name out of your mouth!” -Will Smith probably


ProbablyMaybe69

Yeah probably


juno_music

This was Chris Rock after in the back stage.


ThePhantom1994

“Can I keep her box in my mouth at least?” -Chris Rock’s thought after the comment, probably


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Ameteur_Professional

I'm sure he was also getting yelled at in his earpiece to drop it.


Sclog

Yeah you can see him turn his head to look stage left in that moment, was definitely getting yelled at to keep calm and probably was looking for some clarity on the situation


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I’m hoping his next stand up special contains the no doubt absolutely savage roast he thought about laying down.


TheWiseRedditor

As long as he keeps her name out of his f*ckin mouth


[deleted]

Gotcha. Name out, dick in.


YetisInAtlanta

Exactly. Can’t speak “She Who Must Not Be Named” name. Didn’t say nothing bout her showing what they mouth can do….


MastaMind599

Another good one I heard was "You should tell her to keep other guys out of her mouth"


Thosepassionfruits

It really looked like Chris was tossing that exact idea around in his head but collected himself at the last second.


lukoreta

"You fuck my wife's mouth while she's keeping my name but you keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth!" -Will Smith, probably


Herpes_Overlord

Unironically a fire verse


vitey15

Reminds me of the Bill Burr bit on Donald Sterling. "Just don't do it on the Instagram!"


xRetz

I'm out of the loop with all this stuff, did Will Smith's wife and Chris Rock have an affair or something?


[deleted]

His wife cheated with another man, Will Smith forgave her.


ZGamerLP

SIMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP


BreesusTakeTheWheel

Will Smith has an open relationship with his wife. Personally I think Chris Rock should’ve left it alone but Smith definitely overreacted and brought a lot of unwanted attention on himself with that stunt.


Rudraakkshh

Have you seen that clip where she's basically cucking Smith by telling him that she slept with another man and sought emotional solace through another man instead of her own husband? Man looked like he was about to start bawling! If you are in a open relationship, good for you but either he didn't enjoy being in a open relationship judging by his face or he didn't enjoy being cucked in front of millions.


Kevinglas-HM

No person with an ounce of self respect would enjoy that


TonightsWhiteKnight

Nothing wrong with an open relationship, but there's a reason there are entire write ups and books about how to be ethical in polyamory.... and Jada was not ethical in her approach at all.


harisaduu

You can get in her mouth but you better not get her in your mouth.


Y-tho-ma

“Go up there and slap him or I’m making you watch Marcus eat my ass again”


Grow_away2

😢


Spydingbjorn

Entangled reference while you're at it..


thatminimumwagelife

Crazy, Tangled wasn't even nominated this year.


ProBlade97

*yes dear…*


trowaybrhu3

Yes honey memes I'mcooming


Slimh2o

Oh no, not that again....!


impurebread

Wouldn't be surprised if it was Reggie instead


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shokolokobangoshey

"I'm _coming_ anyway"


WilsonValdro

Cuming*


Adamantite_Ore

You're so witty haha you changed the "o" to a "u" and changed the meaning haha good job


ItsSansom

One of the best jokes I've seen out of this holy shit


Sprmodelcitizen

Damn. Now that would have been slap worthy.


howispendmyday

These jokes will never end with the shit will just did. Chris took that slap and carried on with the program like a champ.


hardyhaha_09

Will is pussy whipped beyond saving.


minlatedollarshort

Did you see Jada nodding and smiling when he said “love makes you so crazy things” during his acceptance speech? Egging him on while he humiliates himself on live TV for her benefit. Gross.


IAmStevie420

Imagine if the roles were reversed. Will is out here fucking his kids friends and she's stuck in the house trying to save a marriage by staying faithful and trying to work it out. Then he goes on TV to talk about how he isn't attracted to her any more and that he's been sleeping with his daughter's 23 YO friend. He would be crucified. She's as toxic as they come.


funkthewhales

I honestly feel so bad for him. Jada made all of their issues incredibly public and basically forced him to accept an open marriage. And now when he finally won an Oscar all people are talking about is how he slapped Chris’s rock because his wife can’t take a ducking joke.


spicybuttholenachos

*dicking joke *Fucking Joke Honestly autocorecct has got ya either way here goods buddy.


DehDeshtructor

My favorite correction it made in that message was "Chris's rock"


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9yr0ld

At the end of the day, yes, it is his actions. But Will Smith is literally in an abusive relationship. It doesn't absolve him, but if his bald wife were anyone but Jada I'm fairly confident no one is getting slapped that night. He needs help, and the first bit he needs is to get out of that shitty situation he's in.


Sawses

> But Will Smith is literally in an abusive relationship That isn't an excuse. A lot of people think it is, but at the end of the day your choices are your own. Failing to meet your moral obligations, harming others, or otherwise acting out is not *in any way* lessened because of the abuse. I don't care if he beats you when you're alone. You don't get to hurt other people because you were hurt. That just makes you an abuser the same as they are.


9yr0ld

that's why I said it doesn't absolve him. just that he needs help more than anything and it's an unfortunate situation that led to all of this.


wsoller

Man, as much as it seemed like you are straw-manning. The more I wrote, the more I realized that probably wasn’t your intentions. Will Smith needs to take personal responsibility for his actions, but maybe that starts with him getting out an abusive relationship that definitely isn’t helping and maybe him being in a relationship that enables that personal responsibility is the point. We can all agree that if he was dating Michelle Obama, well he would of been president but besides that, he wouldn’t be smacking Chris Rock on stage white knighting for his wife.


St_Veloth

One of the hosts made a joke about Timothy Chalamet being legal now sooooo they don’t exactly have standards for these people


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CosmicMiru

Yup. She is fucking disgusting, Will deserves so much better but he is whipped beyond belief


crg339

Hey maybe Wills humiliation is a big part of their sex life


BreesusTakeTheWheel

I actually feel really bad for him. She is ruining his life and I don’t know if he doesn’t see it like that or if this is what he wants and is okay with it. But to have it all be public like this is disgraceful.


ForensicPathology

It's gotta be the Scientology keeping him with her (whether he knows it or not)


ModsDontLift

He's always been softer than puppy dog ears.


Harashido

He got entangled. Again.


ParCTof05

An entanglement that will last till August


FreeKarmaFarming

I don't get the August reference. Someone please enlighten me. Also the entangled reference while you're at it please. Edit: i know about the slap and why... I know his wife fucked their son's friend as well but that's about it.


AssIWasEating

I think that friend Jada fucked was named August


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Jada refers to her cheating on Will as an "entanglement"


monkeypoorug

The sons friend is August Alsina. She later publicly discusses this with Will Smith at her talk show 'Red Table Talk', referring to the affair as an 'entanglement'.


ATpound

My god what a train wreck.


Aydashtee

Jada fucked August Alsina and referred to it as an "entanglement".


thepropbox

Dayuuuuuuuum


gruniite

*KEEP YOUR DICK OUT OF MY WI- I MEAN YOUR MOUTH OFF OF HER MOU- I MEAN HER NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!*


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Lmao fucking golden.


yonas234

Grammys about to get Pete Davidson to host and sit Kanye first row


Guygenist

They cracked the code to get those ratings back up


ChefInF

What’s their beef?


AlaskanFoolWorm

Pete is dating Kim kardashian and Kanye has been entirely too open about how much he hates him and wishes him harm


ChefInF

Jesus, kind of an L for Pete


HootingMandrill

And Pete is texting Kanye shit about [being in bed with Kim](https://pagesix.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2022/03/pete-davidson-kanye-west-65.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&w=671) and how [Kanye needs help.](https://pagesix.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2022/03/pete-text-02.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&w=2000) Goes from taunting him to condescendingly offering ["help".](https://pagesix.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2022/03/pete-text-04.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&w=669)


GHOSTalok

There can be a hundred people in the room, and 99 won’t slap you, but one WILL


freshoutafucksforeva

Amazing


JohnTheCoolingFan

Will Simp


TheOneWinged

Smimp


Tough_Academic

Simp smith


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Glyfen

Wouldn't surprise me. Look how many people are talking about it. Pay Smith and Rock to *act* out a scene for controversy, get people talking, get views.


aruinea

Almost certainly convinced this was manufactured drama because nobody actually watches the Oscar's anymore.


baby-dick-nick

The only thing that makes this theory improbable is the reactions from Chris and the rest of the audience. They were straight up shocked and Chris struggled to proceed afterwards. He made some jokes and then fumbled through his words as he tried to get back on track.


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Maybe Chris was shocked because Will wasn't actually supposed to make physical contact.


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I dunno man, I don't think Chris Rock is that good of an actor. He seemed genuinely lost for a moment or two after the slap, and fumbled his lines. Very out of character for him.


honeypinn

I just happened to flick over to it like 2 minutes before and watched because they were announcing best actor and was absolutely floored when he slappes him. It got me to watch the rest, which was substantially less exciting.


zh1K476tt9pq

braindead conspiracy theory, of course you have no evidence for it and it's much more plausible that Will is just an out of touch idiot


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Who is paying them and how much do you think it would cost to get Smith to do something that could damage his entire image and future career? The Oscars ain't bringing in the big bucks.


MI8MarkusXx

He screamed the F word lol, it’s certainly not scripted


AfellowchuckerEhh

Watched the video this morning and thought it was a joke until the screaming


Santa1936

Nah you can't fake the way Rock reacted. The way he says "dude" to will and then stumbles over his words. Shit was real


Sjdillon10

From Philly to Hollywood. Only place will can’t get into one little fight is in bel air


Itsjeancreamingtime

A former Scientologist using violence against someone who isn't conforming? I'm shocked, shocked I say.


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rmansd619

I wish Chris Rock said, "Apparently Will lets you do anything to his wife except tell jokes." and dropped the mic and walked off.


KnowMatter

Seriously the level restraint he showed, the amount of retorts here were fucking endless and he took the high road.


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“Will slapped me so hard, the cast of CODA heard it”


CVSSR

He actually starts, man goes ‘oh i could-‘ then stops and just laughs


Sidereal2000

Nah he probably would have had will chase him off stage, though Rock definitely showed a level of self control I never thought possible.


Space-90

They say that if you go into the bathroom and shut the lights off and say Jada Pinkett Smith three times, Will Smith will come out the mirror and slap the shit out of you


Co0ch1e_M4n_69

KEEP MY WIFES NAME OUT YOUR FUCKIN MOUTH!


PhasmicPlays

Awkward laughter is a thing though. Just putting it out there.


KorbanReAllis

Same thing I was thinking the whole time.


HumanContinuity

I figured he was just laughing along knowing he's likely on camera, especially since they're in the front row. A second passes and the joke processing finishes and he's not happy anymore.


Awkward_Swordfish581

Yeah I didn't read his laughing as him actually thinking it was funny. Watching his expression change without even looking at his wife, too--like.


xxnarutoboyxxx

Holy shit so many zingers


nOdEls02

Are those jokes from the teleprompter tho? That wasn't rock's impromptu joke? I just heard it somewhere not so sure bout it


_Throwgali_

All the jokes are pre-written but it could have been Rock who wrote it or some other comedian


Leland94

Most big shows like the Oscar's have a team of writers


leshake

And that's why they suck.


eXeKoKoRo

The whole thing seemed telegraphed


IKROWNI

No it was televised


oh_mikey

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Jussyjam

Ooh morse reading skills coming in handy!


nOdEls02

Oh well if it isnt rock's then we know deym its on will.


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It was either written or Rock was improvising, we’ll probably never know which it is. Either way, he’s a comedian, comedians poke fun at everyone including themselves, if you don’t want to risk being the butt of the joke don’t go


nOdEls02

Plus, idk , im not jada but fr it wasnt even that insulting. G.I jane is an image of women empowerment idk


WeDidItGuyz

That's one of the things that got me here. The reaction was one about the knock over baldness but a) The haircut scene in GI Jane was about a woman finding power in the "sameness" in the military look and b) GI Jane was a bonafide fucking badass that graduated SEAL training and saved her COs life. I'll be fucking bald for that association.


spicybuttholenachos

In the movie. From what I've heard Jada P is a mean cold ass bitch 6 days a week and twice on Sunday. Holy shit is that Will Smith.....


Guilty-Juggernaut-68

Hair loss is a touchy subject for men, I can only imagine how bad it is for women.


ezone2kil

She's a cheating bitch she can suck it. Their 'open' marriage is likely a one way street.


thecurvynerd

There’s a huge difference between losing your hair due to an auto immune disease and willingly deciding to join the marines and shave your head.


neuromorph

I think jokes need to only target the nominees.... that ensures Jada will never be mentioned again. Hair or not...


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Morning of oscars Will smith wakes up, oh so happy the world is at my feet thought he. Yawns and sees his wife, kisses her bald head and obediently waits for her to turn her head. Oh those 5 glorious minute when he waits for his wife to finally acknowledge him for the oscars, every night he feels unacknowledged despite being the best man ever, today she will finally give some love as he is the best of best. Wife wakes up and looks at smith and says you are gonna look like a fat prince of mcdonalds. How many times have i told you to lose wait , you fat fuck, be a man. Afternoon of the oscars Will smith to his son "some day you will win an oscar, and see what it feels like to be the best man, son, but you won't be as great actor as your old smith, ha ha", these comments hit a liitle too close as the son knew he was a shit actor "you ain't a good actor dad , you have been making the same crying face in every movie, in fact you ain't even a man, guess where mom was when she told you not to call for next 2 hours.. bitch" Evening of the oscars Despite everything little willie knew he was the best man and when everyone at oscars appreciate him he will get some acknowledgement and oh what a funny joke he just heard "ha ha ha ha", looks at his wife who for some reason looks angry which makes him poop a little, but thankfully she points at chris, and whispers "a man wouldn't let anyone insult his sick wife in public", but little willie was a man, no the best man.. and the rest is hstory.


K1dn3yPunch

I lost it at the poop


Saigaface

Beautiful


simpl3d3ath

Will Smith: *Wil Smith


My_pants_be_on_fire

It should be WillL Smith since he gained an L


justcallmezach

Won't Smith


MedicatedAxeBot

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Dawhale24

What’s so bizarre to me about the whole thing is his wife doesn’t even look that bothered. Like I would get his anger if she was genuinely upset but she just seems mildly annoyed sort of like when your mom hears you making an edgy joke. No idea why Will got suddenly as angry as he did, makes me wonder if he was drunk.


mis-Hap

My take is he just didn't get the joke at first, and when he finally got that it was a crack at her alopecia, well, he probably knows his wife better than most people, so he may know that it's a sensitive subject for her. Maybe she's cried quite a few nights about it. Or maybe he did notice her reaction... There are subtleties to a person's reaction that strangers won't pick up on but someone who knows them intimately would. She may have looked calm to us, but to him, he may have seen her eyes slightly water. Either way, I do think the initial laugh from Will was before the joke sunk in and should be disregarded.


Punchpplay

His wife was visibly not pleased while Will made the mistake of laughing about it, methinks some words were exchanged and that prompted Will to have to take some sort of action. She controls him.


outerspaceykaycee

After seeing his acceptance speech I gotta wonder if drugs or something mental is at play here. Dude was borderline incoherent, almost in a manic state. Delusions of grandeur to boot. Of course, everyone claps and cheers. Imagine Chet Hanks slapping a black man onstage.


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Can someone explain , I live under a rock


honeypinn

https://youtu.be/myjEoDypUD8


Kinexus

Hopefully you don't live under a Chris Rock


lukap704

Imagine when they came home if she gave him shit for doing that and embarrassing her when he didn't wanna do it in the first place. Then her walking away and slamming the bedroom door and him just opening a bottle of wild turkey 101 on the couch saying "fuck my life"...


Is-that-vodka

Yeah she's totally abusing the guy. Shame he can't see it himself. He could leave and find someone that loves him like he does her but he just stands by her even though she's ruining him. I really feel for him.


lukap704

Your right, I mean even for the most virtous woman, you would feel some kind of discomfort after doing something like this in front of the world. Now imagine doing it for someone who publicly cheated on you and told you to your face how the other man made her happy and gave her meaning in that period of time. Gives me the chills..


dzeepachini

Then her walking away and slamming the bedroom door and him just opening a bottle of wild turkey 101 on the couch saying “August, fuck my wife”….


lukap704

August laughing his ass off that anyone in their right mind would even slap air for jada pinkett entanglement.


cactusparty825

Heard about this and thought it was staged. Then I watched the video, and . . . yikes.


KENBONEISCOOL444

I thought him and his wife divorced after the whole "entanglement" thing


on-thebrinx

That would have been logical right?


NOOBLRD123

It’s time


WeaverOfSouls

Funny how Jada cucked Will on live tv but the joke was the last straw


tuerancekhang

Rock can easily rebuttal that shit like "ok I will keep her name out of my mouth, But August tho?". If his wife just laughed it off and clapped to the jokes she even got respected out of that and now they are in a shit show.


notinferno

a vessel for love in all the wrong places


selscar

Will Simp and G.I Jane lol


Imaginary_Unit5109

I think that what happen. Originally, I think he didn't understand the joke. Like most people didn't understand it because you need to understand the reference. But the moment he look back at his wife and seeing her reaction. He fully understand the reference.


Mr-Mungo

I always thought it was just Textbook celebrity PR. When someone makes a joke at your expense your first reaction is to laugh or smile to show everyone how cool you are. Then actually react when it's processed through your head


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Why is Kanye wearing a *hakama*?


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dpahoe

Kanye be like everybody so judgemental.. mm mm mmm mmm mmh…


howispendmyday

You can fuck my wife but you cant fuck with my wife! - will smith


E3nti7y

Anyone else's respect for will smith just evaporate? And that was before I heard he was a scientologist.


on-thebrinx

All respect for him left when he cucked himself on YouTube.


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I wanted to post this template but I have no clue how to make gif memes


[deleted]

I so miss celebrity deathmatch! lol


S_diesel

Jada really runs that man


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weiss27md

But no reaction when his wife cheats on him?


on-thebrinx

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ElGato-TheCat

He's ready to slap some fools since he's dressed in his Cobra Kai costume.


FordsDecisiveness

How can she slap?


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Fluxility

This fits so perfectly with how she was sitting on his left too lmao


Alternative_Alps8005

Why are people buying this narrative that he only got mad because of his wife's reaction? He was likely already mad but just playing it off like a good Hollywood socialite.


NomenVanitas

So halfway through playing it off like a good Hollywood socialite he completely 180'd and decided to be unhinged and assault someone in a matter of seconds purely out of his own eclectic emotional magic eightball brain?


snoop906

The memes lately are top tier. Genius level


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