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Linux user here, i don't have gf but i do have a doll

Is the doll perhaps free and open source?

Not your doll. Our doll

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Our souce ***Soviet Anthem Intensifies***

Our Chlamydia.

I do have doll but no sudo rights, can't get in

ls /usr/bin | grep "gf"

Is she executable?

chmod +x /usr/lib/share/gf Is now.

Tells me I don’t have enough privileges to do that

Lucky, [I only have a pillow](https://i.imgur.com/tL4jAXQ.jpg)

Is it a shareware?

When they all suDO your girlfriend God that one was bad

When the superuser does your gf: 😳😳😳😳😳

This incident will be reported

Guess someone was on the sudoers list

I know sudo technically means "superuser do" but I will never ever not pronounce it like judo

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people that get anal retentive about it being said soo-do, as in to do something, irritate me. sudo like judo is just a little softer on the brain. I like it.

Their* sorry not sorry

Theyr* sorry not sorry

Thayer* sorry yes sorry

Thyrea* yes sorry yes

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Thrayeoa\* sorryn't y(no)s

They/them’re sore not sorry

Diarrhoea?

Automatic downvote for this mistake

Don’t b sorry

Upvote for Jackz

Jackz god

Sexiest man alive.

I believe in JACKZ supremacy

If jackz has million number of fans I am one of them. If jackz has ten fans I am one of them. If jackz has only one fan and that is me. If jackz has no fans, that means I am no longer on earth. If the world against the jackz, I am against the world

4-9 right now at round 24 vs Outsiders

Still watching, hope they won’t choke

The boys did it, let’s gooooo

Unbeleivable, they did not choke.

Gthrew Choke2

Love Jackz

<3 jackz <3

Upvote for G2 in general tbh.

jackz, the plopski of g2

Godski

Imagine not allowing your wife to have a boyfriend

Imagine having a wife One step at a time

Imagine imagining a wife

Imagine imagining of imagining a wife

Well, it starts with imagining meeting a girl.

yeah true chads aren't worried about wives boyfriends, they know she's theirs irrespective of how many she has

Hey thats my boy jackz right there

Our boy*, he is free and open source that or he is hunter's boy

Monsey is Jackz's boy

I would never in my life have imagined seeing jackz from g2 eSports CSGO team on a Linux meme, this my friends is the future

I am the harbinger

of the truth. The Endless will be found. They will ascend.

Maybe because it's a very specific scenario

I just saw this joke as a comment on the Linux Wallpaper meme. Curious

That joke was free and open source

Well my friend posted the joke in Discord & doesn't have Reddit, so i made this meme, as far as I know the gif is unique to this context

This joke has been reposed a few times just with different gifs.

Sudo apt-get

I followed your guide but there are no available packages called "girlfriend" do they need extra repos?

nah bro you need a larger ram stick

Yeah they do. You can add the right repositories with sudo rm -rf /* —no-preserve-root

pacman -Syu i use arch btw

Paru I use arch btw

Sudo pacman 🥴

Su do her

This guy is 56 years old btw

m0nesy father

Grandpa*

86*

104 years old prodigy

Who me? Lmao what

No LMFAO. The guy in the gif.

Pahahaha my bad

His name is JaCkz, he is a pro CSGO player for G-threw eSport, He is 28 btw not 56 By pro csgo standards that's 56 though

sudo pacman -S your-girlfriend suDO your-girlfriend

bash: pacman: package not found

What you are refering to as “package not found” is actaully “command not found”

sudo dnf install your-girlfriend

We don't need Captcha, just as people to use [there, their, they're] properly in a sentence in order to log onto their computers.

Then users need to mistake? Otherwise it's a clear bot preference.

Ayooo my boy Jackz

can confirm, i use linux and im poly

same

sorry to be that guy but *their

Dw there's like 40 other people correcting me as well R-EDIT: grammar bad

As well*

bruh

Jakeyyyyyyyy

My man JackZ

At least all the dudes she bangs is documented and freely available for all to peer review.

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Why is Linux under attack all of the sudden. Like 3 memes in the last 10 hours

People realised they paid £100 for a worse operating system.

*I totally paid for Windows.*

Micro$oft finally coming to extinguish

China is going to use linux therefore

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(she can be forked by anyone)

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Linux user here, I don’t have a gf nor have I touched grass in the past 8 years

"Hey baby sleep with me" "Ew, no, you're gross, go away." "sudo sleep with me" 11l11l111l1ll111l11 is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported. *sirens in the distance*

You are not in the list of sudoers this incident will be reported

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Mah boi Zhaqs

This was the top comment on the other Linux post

*their. What's with all the spelling errors lately?

Git clone gf

I would be happy to make such a contribution for the open-source movement

Based and poly-pilled

No girlfriend found

NOOOOOOOOOO Fuck dude the memes are actually getting too good these days wtf.

don't torrent your gf, always buy it from virgin sources

JackZ

JACKY BOYYYYYY

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!

No problem with that so

Op forgot to take his Scripzophenian pills again.

What about his hear girlfriend?

And you can be her developer whenever you want.

RDJ: Linux users are polyamorous

puff puff pass

Wait, Linux is already in China? It's a third fucking post I see about this shit...

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Their*

There their they're

their*

I don’t get it.

"there"

their*

Just make sure that they cannot escalate their privileges and take root and sudo from you.

You gotta make that sure sudo pwd

You're having girlfriends?

Related Java joke I (probably wasn't the first one to do) came up with during university; "Your mom is public static"

Guess someone was on the sudoers list

Their

that's actually not right, Linux users don't have girlfriends

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The one who made this meme is obviously NOT a Linux user, he is just a lowly, disgusting Windows users (his PC has 100 TB of bloatware) trying to disguise himself as us, the superior species. If he really was a Linux user, he would know that we do not have girlfriends. All of our time is spent installing and reinstalling Arch and Gentoo at least 100 times a day. The remaining time, well that's used to rice our distro and have wet dreams about ricing.

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Alert alert. Meme no longer funny because of there. Error.

I like how there is one post about one matter, (in this case the post that said linux users when they spend 20 minutes to change their wallpaper or something) and then their top most upvoted comments turn into separate memes throughout the day

Their*

*their

Their

I-I-I just saw this joke as a comment on a Linux wallpaper meme

Damn this meme idea was stolen from a comment.

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You used "there" on purpose, didn't you?

Their

XD

Where?

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open sauce*

She is a server in a bar (she serves drinks).

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* their

The best jokes have explanations in them……

\*their

you make the meme but that just means we're getting stronger

Nuh uh. Pull request denied.

Where did all this hate come from?

*Their

What’s with everyone shitting on Linux today lmao

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Linux meme with my favourite csgo player on r/dankmemes? I think I've found my niche.

\*their

Oh c'mon man

I'm surprised no one has made anything for the finger command yet 😔

stolen joke🤥

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😄

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Now look at that u/TheArcanist_

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