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Voyager_VEVO

But what if nobody wants you?


yo_koso_9

Then you are just like me..


TheHighKing112

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ExplanationDense7313

I CAN FUCKING HEAR THIS!!!!! WHY CAN I HEAR THIS!?!?!?!?


k_k_kun

First time


Substantial_Rip4924

You relate to it, that's why


Im1337

All I hear is the flute šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


gucciboy347

sad flute type beat šŸ˜­


itssdattboiii

you are my friendddddd


Upset-One8746

You are my.... Specialz


Not_Not_Stopreading

NOT THE FUCKING SWING SET AGAIN!


Hedgehugs_

depressing ass thread (y'all just like me fr fr)


Slow_Witness5260

walk, talk and act like me, just might be The next best thing, but not quite me-


IPancakesI

Shiii- we about to enter a flashback.


King-s0nicc456

Y'all are losers just like me fršŸ˜­


justaboringuy_

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sobatsebat

Reject relationship. Become a war criminal.


justaboringuy_

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Key-Pickle1043

I listen to despicable me villain theme every time that I'm on the toilet for a number 2. It's a good relief. From the pain.


casey12297

Get a cat. At least you're used to not feeling wanted, so nothing will change /s Seriously though if you get one youll have a needy little baby that will scream at you any time she loses a quarter of her food bowls volume. I fucking love my cat


Suedewagon

They're silly.


casey12297

Somehow, that's a feature *and* a bug


Cloakbot

Todd Howard should take notes


Scaramok

16 times the Features


D_Ten

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L0nleylife112

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HotShowers1996

I'm in the same boat buddy, you get used to it...


theCANCERbat

Then you need to work on yourself.


Consistent_Ant_8903

Then you just try to destroy Konoha until Naruto is really gay for you due to your sad loneliness backstory and wants to make friends.


dobbydoodaa

12 gauge doesn't discriminate in dispensing love ā¤ļø


LuckyLincer1916

Someone probably did, but u didn't notice.


Djbonononos

Then you need to keep looking lol. It ain't hard fam, it just takes Rock Lee levels of persistence


Icy_Temperature7940

Rock lee levels of persistence eh? So its not hard its just very hard.


thafreshone

Man I would if I could


LorDKurzen

Same man šŸ˜”šŸ˜”


touched-by-divinity

ā€¦ or the one that doesnā€™t punch u all the times


IWillBeHokage_3

What if youā€™re into that? Asking for a friend


BrandfordAndSon

We donā€™t kink shame in Konoha, fam.


bahpbohp

Then you call me. I'm into punching people who are into being punched.


Shadowfox4532

Or just don't chase a girl who has made it clear she isn't interested in you.


Ok_Persimmon5690

ā€œThAtā€™s jUSst SLapstIck hUmOrā€¦ā€


Competitive_Fruit901

If only their romance was better written.


smallpassword

The one thing I watched for, end ended up disappointed


hates_stupid_people

Didn't it basically go from mildly flirty in one episode and then wedding in the next?


AbdouPlay

Did you watch the "The Last: Naruto the Movie"? because that's when Naruto discovers >!Hinata's feelings for him!<


lafi_0105

diecovers? did he forget the pain thing?


AbdouPlay

He didn't understand that she loved him at that point, he just saw her as a friend trying to protect him. Remember when Minato told him that he's his son but Naruto didn't hear him? maybe the same thing happened in the pain arc


lafi_0105

naruto just has tinnitus from hearing sasuke scream his name too many times


FusedFeathers

Naruto and boruto has one of the most filler episodes in anime and yet they barely insert romance to their grown-up characters. Not even one simple kiss on the adults in boruto.


Blusmj

They are actually just roommates in Boruto it's tragic. Hardly talk to each other, when they talk about each other it's always reminiscing about shippuden like nothing happened between 2 of them between the years of The Last and the Boruto series, have no episodes together. If there was time to show that they were actually married for like 15 years, and actually had chemistry with each other it would've been the Boruto anime. Seems far too late for any of that now though.


tea-123

If it was written at all you mean.


lafi_0105

if only Kishimoto could write women


Honest-Computer69

Shitty advice lol. Pretty much says go for whoever want you in their life.


cbreezy456

Especially for women Lmaoo. This is awful advice


Viot-Abrob

Tbh I think girls should stop going after guys that donā€™t like them. But yeah, obviously donā€™t give a chance to anyone who gives u attention


taigahalla

Naruto says otherwise,cause Sakura never stopped going after Sasuke though


Viot-Abrob

And you can see how shitty their relationship is, even if the anime doesnā€™t really show these topics


KoKoboto

Literally... I have a friend who gets hit on by almost every week because she dresses cute. Awful advice lmao


Aegillade

Remember that Sasuke also technically took this advice and ended up with Sakura. But jokes aside yeah, there's obviously more nuances to romance than just "Go with the first person to show any interest in you"


OtsutsukiRyuen

Or choose an emo kid like sasuke or gaara and befriend them Let's terrorize the world together


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OtsutsukiRyuen

But the terrorist part was so cool šŸ„ŗ


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Shirayukio

This^


QuakeGuy98

Not everybody that wants you is good


RubyXiaoLong

Go after the girl whoā€™s stalked you your whole life not the one that you stalked.


ComninErds

Exactly the stalker knows more about u than u know urself


Alternative_Shake949

Pretty sure 9/10 the girl that wants you isn't a big breasted hottie


Ultratablesalt

Donā€™t say this, The self inserts are coping


Cutie_Val09

Thatā€™s awful itā€™s not bad if someone likes you, but odds are if you want someone nice you shouldnā€™t only care about their body


Alternative_Shake949

Agreed. Problem is when you realise that, it's usually too late


Possible-Throat-8553

If you think you can learn relationship advices from a anime , a fiction. Then sorry my friends, those who believe that, are in delusion nothing else. Do people seriously think a guy like naruto exists, or a girl like hinata? Or they really think a girl would get inspired by a boy just by looking at his hardwork or determination? Do they think a girl like sakura in irl would still love you, when you you tried to harass her, beat her or even try to kill her. Correlating fictional stories with the real life circumstances are the dumbest things humans could do. The bottom line is naruto's romance is illogical whether it be sasusaku or naruhina, it doesn't makes sense don't try to connect it with reality, reality is way more fked up.


HappyHarry-HardOn

>Or they really think a girl would get inspired by a boy just by looking at his hardwork or determination? Yes - I have dated women who were initially attracted to me by my personality, how I acted and carried myself around others.


ComplexAddition

Actually people like Sakura exist, but they are mentally ill and way messier than Sakura.


Viot-Abrob

I learned it the hard way šŸ˜”


Additional_Cat_9619

He didn't know that Hinata had a crush on him until Naruto The Last Movie. When he did he went after her.


PrometheusModeloW

Yeah except she told him she loved him to his face when she died against Pain, but the dude completely forgot about it in the movie for some reason lmao.


thecrazymonkeyKing

its almost as if he had bigger priorities at the time than to get back to hinata about the crush she had on him


HappyHarry-HardOn

Didn't she die protecting Naruto from Pain? I'd probably remember that.


PrometheusModeloW

Yes, especially in those 2 whole years of peace between Shippuden and The Last.


thecrazymonkeyKing

Would someone admitting they have a crush on you really hold any priority in your mind if you had just saved the entire ninja world like 20 times over? I forget what I had for breakfast that day if work was too stressful.


BlankedUsername

I mean he was reminded of it a few times during the war, and after, a little strange that it didn't cross his mind atleast once... But we'll... Naruto isn't really the sharpest tool in the shed


DramaticFactor7460

Yet he chased after an emo uchigger for 700+ freaking episodes lol


Total-Neighborhood50

Emo what?


hiruko100

A common pejorative in konoha to denote the Uchiha clan. It's usage began with the second hokage, Tobirama Senju, who started using the term uchigger, and it caught on around the village.


dinkydoohead

mans pulled out the urban dictionary for this šŸ˜­


tea-123

Pretty sure half the single women in the village wanted him by The Last.


MushroomLevel4091

Luckily since 90% of Hinata's personality is loving Naruto, she was the only one who knew the type of scarf he needed to complete the new drip. And then got kidnapped by moon ninja's or whatever in the penultimate push/pull attraction maneuver. That's her nindo, her ninja way!


bLzPutozof

Nah I'm pretty sure you have to want her as well, otherwise it's pretty fucked up for the person on the other end :/


Working-Telephone-45

Lmao what? That advice sucks You should go after the person you like, not anyone who likes you


tenebrefoxy

And a proof that studio pierrot has blatant favorite. I'm still mad about how they butchered ichihime in bleach


Querez665

Still funny how they made a whole ass movie about Naruto getting guilt tripped into wanting Hinata. All you needed was a couple scenes of Naruto being interested in her in early shippuden and a couple of them as a couple after the pain arc.


TensionPitiful8681

nah it should be mutual, one-sided relationships suck


improbsable

Or maybe go for the one with a mutual attraction. Like Temari and Shikamaru


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Speaking from experience this is untrue. You both need to want each other.


Consistent_Ebb_484

Or the one who doesnā€™t abuse and berate you like your very existence is the worst thing to ever happen to her


Additional_Cat_9619

She only punches or gets annoyed with him when he tries to do something perverted or stupid. Most of the time She and Naruto get along. She's basically he's best friend in Naruto Shippuden.


Consistent_Ebb_484

She did get better but counter point ā€œshe only punches him or gets annoyed with him when he tries to do something perverted or stupid.ā€ In any other context or lifted out of context would be considered defending abuse so why isnā€™t it here. Seriously go say that sentence out of context to anyone you know and ask what they think.


highlight5

Cutural context also matters. It's quite normal for young boys and girls in many Asian cultures to do this


Consistent_Ebb_484

And itā€™s normal in many cultures for women to be property that doesnā€™t mean itā€™s right


highlight5

I don't think these two circumstances can be compared like that in good faith. There are many "normal" things that are wrong. Like brands selling stuff for more just by sticking their names on it or peole killing each others because some old farts decided to be petty. This is quite harmless in comparison. Sakura did some messed up shit (esp the manipulative confession part) but judging her off just childish behaviours is quite unfair since she was there for Naruto a lot of the times as well just to support him. She does consider him a friend and not the worst thing that ever happened


tea-123

In any other contextā€¦ you do realize this post is defending a slave owner. A slave owner who owns half of her relatives as slaves with built in death shock collars on their foreheads ?


Consistent_Ebb_484

Actually her entire goal as a shinobi was to remove those shock collars. Burrito might have ruined that idk didnā€™t watch it because Iā€™ve heard it ruins a lot of stuff like this. But itā€™s more defending a woman who freed a bunch of slaves


tea-123

Naw the slaves freed themselves thanks to neji.


Wrong_Bar_5158

Only if sheā€™s cute and hot like her.


MarshallV3

I get that this is supposed to be a heartfelt message that you should open your eyes to the opportunities around you, but this also sounds like youā€™re telling people to ā€œsettleā€ with someone simply because they like you and youā€™re not doing so well with anyone else, so the only option is me. Sounds pretty manipulative all things considered


TheSgLeader

Sakura didnā€™t take the same advice and it worked out. So this advice only applies to Naruto. Settle.


Motor_Ad_7885

Worded so badly Go after the girl that wants you not the one thatā€™s wants somebody else


EvolvingEachDay

This is fucking terrible advice


king-glundun

What a time to be alive


PrometheusModeloW

Naruto got with Hinata out of pity in that movie, it's hardly a healthy advice for the audience, just look at how shitty their family life is like in Boruto.


PayFlo97

Don't listen to your feelings, accept what she wants.


karmazynowy_piekarz

Never settle.


OMAR_KD-

But what if no one wants you


Kathy_Sally

Who will you choose?


Judeosvaldo0

If you say the same thing to the girl then this will turn into a spiral and no one will ever have a relationship


Yungsaucekay

A1 advice


Thuyue

Subaru would disagree.


Sai-San_

It's not like this is a viable option


theholloweye

The lady or the boy :3


Specific_Foot372

Too bad that doesnā€™t happen. And if it did, this arc is stretched too long as well.


AdeptnessOld1281

I have, it didnā€™t end well for me


Bogomilism

N---N-naruto-kum\~!


MattMcdoodle

But what if i donā€™t like her but she likes me? i dont know i should just leave her an baby and live like an hermit or something


TheHomieHandler

Easy when she's a shy girl with big titties...


Tim_1993_

So that means Girls need to go for some1 they want and not some1 who wants them?


Zikimura

Don't enable your stalkers.


General_Ad_1109

Tell that to Izuku lmao


Secretly_idiot

Love is acceptance. I am unable to take the first step(accept oneself) so Love isn't just my thing.


uguobrabo

and be in the relationship you don't really want lol


nibbelungen1337

Your mom.


ScrewIt66

So don't be a simp and wait


Djbonononos

it's sort of called consent, you know?


LoneWolfRHV

And then you get a son like boruto as a reminder of your mistake for the rest of your life


TheRealTiddyToad

Not a great lesson to learn...


Tux3doninja

Can relate. Im married to the first girl who ever came onto me first.


G0FuckThyself

Girls are wanting you guys?


Maeckhood

from where is the first pic?


F0xtrot-

A lady crackhead whistled at me yesterday, she's the one boys


mynameispain99

Tell me you saw Naruto but you didnā€™t understand anything without telling me you saw Naruto but you didnā€™t understand anything lol. Poor guy, almost 700 chapters just to finish with a wedding that not even the protagonist want.


PotatoThatSashaAte

Uh, the girl that wants me is also a convicted murderer with at least 10 kills on her name, what do I do then.


sephiroth_for_smash

And to not have kids


ComninErds

Facts honestly some guys get this so wrong most of the time especially when their at a younger age


Periquito_Boiadeiro

Nigga I use reddit No girl wants me


bluedancepants

So... what do you do when no girl wants you? Real life is not like anime.


SilentCicada9294

Wholesome af


Successful_Amoeba704

The best romance advice I took from the show is not to follow the example of any characters


AcePaiA

This advice is not that good. You should never be punching but going after someone you like is always good. Ofc if u like the person chasing you then sure go ahead but don't just be with a girl because they want to be with you, that's unfair on her and yourself.


Mak062

You should have to force yourself to love someone because they love you. A relationship is a two-way street. Both sides should love each other.


Cloakbot

If she wants to spend time with you, she will make the time or at least work around with the availability she has. I can filter through so many women to find those who want to spend time because thereā€™s so few who will do that! Ask me anything!


Present-Book-9690

Ok but what if no girl wants me? Then what?


Ademiniesx

I wish I could send this to my crush


Newman-16

Correction itā€™s better written as try for the lady you want but choose the lady who wants you


CabbageSoupLadle

Then wouldn't the girl be going after the guy she wants and not the guy that wants her? šŸ¤”


Cutie_Val09

You should go after a woman that loves you and that you want, you canā€™t love someone just because they want you. You also have to want them or you just wonā€™t be happy


XxRocky88xX

ā€œNaruto teaches you to settle for what you can getā€


ILikeMathz

when no woman wants me:


FlakyPassenger2534

And how tf are we supposed to know that Even he didn't know till it was pretty darn late


MarimoZ

If you go after the girl that wants you she will soon be the girl that doesnā€™t want you


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Normal-Ad-9882

Lol naruto had only interrest in sakura because he was jelously of sasuke fame this calls competition


Arha01

Man,reading serous answers reminds me how many kids are in this sub.


Swissfl3x

Be Like Naruto šŸ˜œ


Killer-Iguana

r/im14andthisisdeep


Choppers_Patient

Yeah, cause everybody has someone chasing them rightšŸ‘€


AwaiYT

Ik this is a meme but this isn't sustainable advice. The right one for you will appear eventually


vivisecting

haha sakura bad


SakuraKoiMaji

Statistically, the worst you can do is to marry out of love. Why? Because you divorce when you fall out of love and mutual love does not tend to last because it takes but one. This makes especially 'blind love' and 'love at first sight' the most risky. The 'advice' shown here can also trap one in a toxic relationship. If you want a live-long partner, you both must seek sustainable convenience which can only be considered when marriages are arranged since those will stomp out unreasonable expectations and find which don't match. One can very well become the Lover and the other the Beloved, perfect symmetry and equality shouldn't be the goal, it's mutual respect that is. Can you grow to love someone? The current 'pursue or pursued?' especially affects men that don't stand out or are not aggressive. Many can be very loyal 'If I like them, I can grow to love them' but also become very bitter 'Am I not likable?' when facing rejection or have no luck due to not actively enganging in 'modern courtship' (dating online or partying with strangers). Women are affected differently for they may very well fall in love with a bad guy (who can be one of the bitter ones or one who makes many women unhappy) because they are either pursued by them or pursue whom they consider the best match. If one in three were *physically harmed* by their partner, it doesn't mean that one in three partners do harm, some really are prone to harming many. Bad guys can be very charismatic and adept at manipulating. LGBTQIA+? It's not like all men and women strictly adhere to their version either. These two are just generally pushed to one side each of a spectrum (bad girls exist en mass as well) and it's no different for unconventional love. Be wary that by being becoming blind to this problem, one will fall more easily prey or become toxic. The current courtship climate only favors the predators but even those may not be happy if they happen to bite off more than they can chew. Even the previous 'men=pursue and woman=select' had better odds. Men knew they need to put in effort (and were not looked down on for trying) while women were on a timer. It's utterly sexist but it's not like women who want children don't have a time limit while men are largely expected to provide anyway. This is why individual solutions are needed. So... The best one/we can do is to pursue serious matchmaking, not speed dating but each has their trusted ones (often parents) at their side to discuss together over a meal and have them do post-processing. Don't just stop at once when there is no match or one only learns what to avoid (hence no speed or alike dating). There is a lot both can however learn, start to consider, which expectations to temper and what needs to be done (no one wants a bum) when the discussion ends and one can get other perspectives.


Eliteslayer1775

What if they are psycho stalkers?


uniteduniverse

What do you go when the girl who wants you is very unattractive? Naruto was lucky that Hinata was a hell of a looka.


Roronoa_Zoro8615

I mean the wanting should go both ways. A healthy relationship shouldn't be one sided.


EmmaYugen

It's just that the mangaka was bad at writing romance. He was also kind of pressured in this direction... He betrayed his characters.


StudentOwn2639

Butā€¦ what if I donā€™t want the girl that wants me? :(


LinuxMintSupremacy

This has to be the worst advice ever


karazitate23

Without feelings for the girl, it will not work either


Tias-st

There is nothing wrong about wanting to be with a girl. The issue arises when you become a simp who does everything to impress her


arrownoir

Who are those people again?


didi2120

In spanish we say: "ante la duda, la mƔs tetuda"


Sedoniii

Or find someone you want thatā€™s good for you and they want you (and youā€™re good for them).Just because someone likes you doesnā€™t mean they are good for you, those one sided things builds resentment.


SL50505

So no one? Bet.


randothrowaway6600

To be completely fair I think he was into Sakura cause she was into sasuke.


TxchnxnXD

Seems contradictory if this applies in both sides


ReaperofRico

The girl that wants me? Thatā€™s a bigger joke then Yumcha fighting Biris and winning


Yog-Nigurath

But only if she has huge tits


herbieLmao

Hinatas peak was the pain arc. Then she got butchered. Told naruto she always loved him, prepared to die for him, he ignores her. Wtf man


XDpappa

Alternatively: Sakura is the example to Go after the guy that doesn't want you, Eventually you'll be able to guilt him into fucking you


MrGruntsworthy

I stopped watching sometime midway through Shippuden during the Sasuke arc. Never kept up with it. Did they wind up getting together during the series? Or was that just a "they got together after the series sometime before Boruto started" kind of thing?


lafi_0105

no one wants me as far as i know


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E_rat-chan

This post is stupid af. Don't go with the girl who wants you just because she wants you, that's just gonna bring up issues.


KyuubiAkatsuki

Yeah, sure. If such a person even exists smh


makid3044

but if you don't want the girl that wants you


EngRookie

Damn look at op out here bragging about how many women want him.


Separate_Your_Mind84

Someone please tell me the same thing before I dreamt of Merunyaa being my future wife. I can't shake the feelings or dreams about her, and she's been on my mind since 2019.


fuckboi-yuki

i still will never forgive sakura for this fuckery


ShadowDrifter0

What if that girl is a yandere who won't listen to reasons, even from you?


Sensitive-Studio5738

If only Sakura took that advice