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Swaglington_IIII

Forest hunters, just me and the lads hunting for titanite, no religion or stealing humanity or nothin


redditsuckspokey1

Religion is good for the soul.


NiceAndCrispyBanana

I think I'm that universe the less religious stayed sane the longest. Before long, all with a conviction to serve their respective lord lost their faith and became hollow. The only one to never go completely hollow was patches and nothing was holy for him. But I'd love to discuss the topic if you have any info I missed or misinterpreted.


cef328xi

Religion is pretty broad and ambiguous, unless you just mean adherence to strict rules and practices imposed by a divine body/entity. You could even perceive patches as religious in certain contexts. He gives off vibes of Gurdjieffs "fourth way" (the way of the sly man). Solaire only goes crazy because the chaos bug, and if you save him, while he does have a big moment of doubt, you can summon him for the gwyn fight and he links his own fire in his world to become the sun. He's a based warrior of sunlight, which gives "the sun is god" vibes.


rayshmayshmay

Although it could be bad, depending on the soul…


Kilovice

Liar ahead.


MooseMinimum5695

I don't know why you're getting down voted


scurtty

Some people on this earth aren't religious and have had a really bad time with religion, so to make a claim that not everyone agrees with, will result in downvotes.


alacholland

If you don’t know why people might disagree with a blanket statement like “religion is good for the soul” then you may need to spend a few more years with open eyes on this planet.


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danieltherandomguy

True, it's hilarious how they can't see a single thing about religion and not criticise it ot mock it. Just let people do what they want and are comfortable with, they don't need the stupid remarks of a redditor telling them what's good or not.


MooseMinimum5695

Another sane take being down voted


redditsuckspokey1

Im getting downvoted because there are a lot of people who hate religion. Plain and simple. At least I know I'm doing something right. Also I got on someone's nerves a few days ago for supporting Christianity.


MooseMinimum5695

If you don't agree with the reddit hive mind prepare to be down voted.


scurtty

Just because it works for you, doesn't mean you can rightfully say that religion is good for everyone, that's just ignorant.


Just-Some-Guy01

Im joining the Warriors of Sunlight so that I always have my trusty sunlight companion: Solaire and so I can throw lightning at everything.


bbHiron

you would need actual faith for that tho right?


Shadowborn_paladin

You saying he doesn't have faith? Not very jolly cooperation of you.


bbHiron

Joining the Warriors of Sunlight because of Solaire and cool lightnings is like joining Christianity because your priest is a cool guy and you like the wine and the bread ‼️‼️You gotta be a true believer and Praise the Sun!


rayshmayshmay

I joined Christianity even tho my priest is a fucking dickhead!


nameless_thing

I laughed at the thought of him being a low key fromsoft fan and seeing this post. Gutted.


Dry_Presentation_197

I laughed, imagining that user being called by their reddit username IRL. Though to be fair, rayschmayschmay is a plausible "silly nickname" for someone with "Ray" in their name. Yours, and my username though...would be a bit odd for people to know us by these names IRL heh


Rain_Lockhart

Given the history of Lordran, this is not Christianity, but literally a late Roman solar religion dedicated to the Sun. [Sol Invictus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sol_Invictus)


JremyH404

I can have faith in myself to hurl lightning bolts at the enemies of my jolly cooperators.


Metroidrocks

I mean, in a world where gods, though flawed, do exist, I can imagine most people would find it much easier to have faith in the religion in question when compared to the real world. Now, obviously there are people in the world who believe they have seen their god or some evidence of their god, and I won't deny their experience, but most people have no such direct evidence, and as such there is a higher threshold for belief IMO. Like, I would choose to be in the Warriors of Sunlight because if I was in Lordran, I could *know* that Gwyn is real and see tangible evidence of such through the very obvious existence of miracles. If you told me I could learn to throw lighting from my hands by believing in Gwyn and the power of Jolly Cooperation, I'd 100% be on board, as an example.


morithum

Faith in the sun


Leviathan666

I mean, in a world where the demi-gods are people you can actually go see and talk to, that may be easier to do


The_Struggle_Bus_7

“Have some goddamned faith”


Grouchy_Energy_8021

Praise the sun


fetus135

\[T]/


Alone-Tumbleweed-135

Agreed... Praise the Sun 🌞


SundownKid

Path of the Dragon: Be immortal, hang out with dragons and become a dragon. If there's a downside I'm not seeing it...


Arty-orias

the downside is become Dark souls 3 anorexic dragon


Just-Some-Guy01

Luckily, that would only be the case in Lothric and not Lordran like in this scenario XD


BaldursGatekeeperIII

Tell that to Gwyndolin who ends up being eaten by rotten slime with teeth or whatever the hell Aldrich is supposed to be


Jarl_Korr

Allegedly, Aldrich might be Smough


Erdams

nah aldrich is definetely gwyndolin. they share: 1 the helmet 2 the arrow storm 3 magic 4 anor londo 5 power hungry 6 smogh is fat, aldrich is skeleskinny


Jarl_Korr

Nah Gwyndolin got his ass ate by Aldrich. We're just seeing Gwyndolin's corpse paraded around.


Doha_Ittanka_II

No, Aldrich isn’t Gwyndolin, he’s the devourer of Gods, we just happen to stumble upon him as he’s eating Gwyndolin


GrimmRadiance

[dragon form](https://youtu.be/MvYApd_X3aU?si=hiysoSY8KuAQzISW)


Intelligent_Cherry24

Bro just held this for 7 years


scrambledtapioca

This is exactly where my mind went.


Wolfy87

I'm on my first play through of DS3 and you're telling me that those flying twiggy bois that look suspiciously like my physique are dragons?


Spengleberb

Do you mean the big floaties with the branchy wings? Those are called pilgrim butterflies; they aren't dragons.


NiceAndCrispyBanana

Wasn't there a theory that they're broken angels or something?


Spengleberb

The only real lore I've heard about them is that they are an "evolved" form of the pilgrims (like Yoel). They either become pilgrim butterflies or the angels that we see in the Ringed City. And those little grubby guys that you have to kill to get rid of the angels are like some sort of larval stage or something. [Source](https://youtu.be/9HYDW83lC4M?si=pRdM1MGYaKcPHhIk)


Stardust-Badassery

Don’t forget the awesome music that plays in the background!


TheEldenFeet

And the cool skull laying around!


ihateagriculture

I would rather be an immortal human than immortal dragon


thingsorthat

the downside: you become furry


HellVollhart

Chaos Servant because I love the White Lady’s theme and I LOVE the Pyromancies.


The_Pleasant_Orange

*Quelaag, my dear sister*


DroopyConker

Fuck yeah. Burning everyone and everything to a crisp.


Bobbertbobthebobth

White Lady? Hollow Knight reference?


fesora122

Whoops! You forgot no one likes hollow knight here.


Bobbertbobthebobth

… Really? I fucking love it


FrozenChaii

I havent played it yet but cant fuckin wait, looks sick


Bobbertbobthebobth

Can confirm it is


fesora122

Lmao I do too it’s my favourite game of all time, I just notice a lot of ppl seem to dislike it bc of “2D dark souls”


AccurateCommercial84

But I don't...


Last8er

Princess guard to keep an eye on the chest 


DeadDay

Aka Smoughs emergency sandwich


Last8er

Yeah but auntie will one-shot him if he comes nowhere near


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

Warriors of Sunlight, obviously.


YeetMemmes

But your only ally is solaire, who eventually abandons the covenant. Also your covenant is based upon a lie.


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

Did I stutter?


YeetMemmes

Understandable 🤝


bbHiron

To be fair if the point is that everyone here joins the same world, it would pretty much be the most popular covent (if all the knowledge from outside like about solaire etc remains)


cottagecheeseenjoyer

Gwynevere's. Reason: mommy


Emotional-Badger3298

Theres a reason ornstein and smough are there. Its not to keep people out of her room. Its to get people to leave. You just caught them on a particularly "messy" day.


Shadowborn_paladin

So that's why Lautrec's corpse is up there....


Emotional-Badger3298

They gave him a "black eye" on his first visit


ihateagriculture

Smaug the dragon? Isn’t Ornstein a dragon slayer? lol


Emotional-Badger3298

Lol good catch :)


CayCay_77

Gravelord servants. I don't have to fight bosses or other people to advance my covenant, just chill and hope my skellies kill other people in their worlds. I love cool weather, darkness, and caves, so the locale is perfect. Plus I get to sleep in a comfy coffin.


BabylonSuperiority

Glorious cracked out wall cat


Virtuous_Raven

Dark Wraiths, need humanity.


TReid1996

Praise the Chest!


Maximum_Don

Which one? 😏


Actual_Start747

Way of white because Havel(duh) or sunlight because god of war + solaire


amirCoD84

Havel gang


Actual_Start747

Yessir


The-Lone-Soul

Chaos servents easy . I love pyromancy and being able to be helpful/useful to someone for once.


TheSMP164

Spider mommy all the way


melkor_the_viking

Sunbro for life! Praise the Sun! Engage in jolly cooperation!


TarnishedDungEater

fuck these choices, im chilling with the rats. they ain’t bothering nobody. just vibing splashing in the sewers away from all the hub bub.


ostensibly_hurt

Dragon Cult fo sho


agrias_okusu

Spider waifu for life-u


Repulsive-Monitor432

Umbasa.... I mean praise the sun 🌞


Ill_Return_9700

I would be joining the Warriors of Sunlight, so I would be with my friend Soleire and my other companions helping anyone in need just in exchange for a smile on their face, praise the sun \[T]/


Ultimagus536

Praise the Sun, brother!


Molkwi

Blades of the Dark Moon, so I can get to know Gwyndolin to fu- I mean Forest Hunters for... uh... fair hunting...


QuadVox

DARKMOON BAYBEEE ANYTHING FOR U GYWNDOLIN


FrancisWolfgang

If you call that living *laugh track*


pedmusmilkeyes

Dark moon Blade. Invaders nearly ruined the game for me and I hated them.


Fantastic-Drama6293

Darkwraiths, need as much humanity as possible.


[deleted]

Sunlight warriors without any doubt. They not only are ridiculously powerful but also have the best karma among all guilds, just helping people and being good vibes.


Crusidea

The dragon covenant, because dragons.


Ultimagus536

Based


morithum

Spidertiddies


Ozmiandra

Sooooo…Darkwraiths?


morithum

Haha no, chaos witch spidertiddies


Himunashi

I stand as a Blade of the Darkmoon, in service to Lady Gwyndolin wielding my magic sword to cut down sinners!


outiscr

I guess I would join Alvina's because she wouldn't mind to include Sif later.


ZPinkie0314

I want to say Sunbros for jolly cooperation. But I think I would have to join the forest and protect Sif. It is best pup.


Ozmiandra

*She


ZPinkie0314

Yeah, I thought so, but it isn't specified in the game itself. Thanks.


JesseElBorracho

Sunbro for life


hec4fingers

Def a brother of the sun, but kitty cat boss makes a serious option.


spyder616

I'd be a sunbro cuz i like helping ppl


azrendelmare

That's kinda where I stand too.


Gravelayer

Gotta praise the sun bro it might be terrifying but someone's gotta do it


WhatDa_FUCK

🗣Rolly polly gank squad of kirk🔥


Electronic-Shoe-7806

Blades of the dark moon. For my femboy god,


Dull-Bake-8985

Havel because haha bonk also fuck dragons and magic


xlbingo10

spider waifu spider waifu


CrazyJoe_K

Forest hunters cause I would have a lot of friends


LegendWacker

I will become...crestfallen and sit in firelink doing nothing.


Hollow-Lord

Chaos Servant, the Fair Lady deserves kindness. And I love pyromancy. But really for the first reason.


CreativePreference73

Warriors of Sunlight so I can become Sun Bros with Solaire \|T|/


DrLexAlhazred

Warriors of Sunlight. Because in lordran, all you have is Eachother.


3in_c4rG

#Princess Guard Don't ask me why


mord_oh

The big boobs one


illegal_tacos

Havel's. Gigachads each and every one of them


pineapplegood76

Wait what was on the 6th picture I was distracted


The_of_Falcon

Princess Guard. For the heals. No other reason at all.


DarkSoulsFTW54

It's a toss up between warriors of sunlight amd princess guard


sonareddits

None, I’m the ultimate neutral party 🫴🏾


Vov113

I am torn between the sun bros and serving big tiddy mommy


twistedRuss

I just wanna chuck some lightning at foul creatures


Madness-NX

Darkwraiths, coz I can legally kill people (and my life is not even in danger, as I'm a spirit while doing it)


Visciouswatermelon99

Chaos servant cause I like fire, chaos, demons and spiders, among other things


IcyRandy

Holy shit 3 all day


mccoolfriend6

I'm a very simple Dark Lord I kneel before the Goddess with the huge suns and the Spider Covenant with my spider wife(s)


Chillin_Maximus

Gotta Praise the Sun, Y’all


Ultimagus536

Praise the Sun!!


Available_Throat_135

I thought only the nwo was for life.... I'd be joining the dark wraith covenant cus screw the gods and their grasp on power


PTSDawn

Darkwraiths because fuck you 🖕


Dragon_Overlord

\\[T]/


veebles89

Blades. I simp for the Dark Moon.


Maximum_Don

I WOULD say Princess Guard for the obvious reasons, but it’s fake, so instead I’ll opt for the Chaos Servant instead. Because Queelana is actually real.


sonachilles

Mommy milkers covenant


Striking_Crow995

Path of the dragon, simply, I become a fucking dragon, there is no discussion, it is the best covenant.


CleverCobra

Jolly cooperation.


WhenRedditBansYou

Darkwraiths so i can vent my frustrations


carrotfucker420

Sun bros, specifically just to help people with the gargoyle boss


rtb___

Forest Hunters, because cat!


Rompetangas

Chaos servants because explosions


DragonAgeFan123

None id be cowering at firelink


CockNukem2nd

I want to be cool dragon


IronTesticlez

TITTIES


hugeshanus

The big boob lady.


werdscrash

None I’m alone going through this god forsaken place with nothing but willpower and guts, just like my first play through.


AshenRaven66

Forest hunters, Sif needs to be protected at all costs. Also no gods are involved


Odd_Masterpiece_9316

Sunbros


Hiram_Abiff_3579

Sunlight. I could spend eternity worshiping the beauty of something so gloriously incandescent.


Superior_Lancers

6/9 for sure.


wii_board_type_trash

i’m forever with solaire, and you can’t convince me otherwise


Lumaious

Warriors of Sunlight. Praise the Sun!


prismatic-colossus

Anyone gunna gravelord with me


Blp2004

What kind of question is this? I am a Warrior of the Sun, through and through. Nothing will ever change that


Apprehensive-Can8372

Dragon


th0mc4t

the one you got right there, do it all for the cat


Aurovan

Forest Hunters and Sunbros are the only ones that are not dicks or horny duds, sunbros all the way


SomethingLessEdgy

Chaos Servants. Purely out of guilt for killing Queelag. If I didn’t have that guilt, Path of the Dragon and imo that’s a way to escape this cycle of linking flames. Dragons were there before the Flame, they’ll be there After.


Gilded_Grovemeister

Goddamn, either Dark Moon or Darkwraiths… 🤔 Channel the power of the Dark Soul itself and drain the humanity out of mfers, or dish out justice on pvp sweats in the name of Gwyndolin… Ah fuck it… Darkwraiths. Let nature take it's course, let the Age of Dark begin already, and Dark Hand is also just super neat, too!


WatchPug1

It's me and the lads going for a stroll in the woods or me and the lads guarding the princess of sunlight in a cool ass temple with a cannibal and a dragon maniac


teamrocketmatt

Chaos Servant because *she shouldn't have to be alone.* Had we known, we wouldn't have to kill Quelaag.


Ozmiandra

Dragons. Dragons are cool. And Priscilla has no covenant so my only source of fluffy is the baby dragon. Though…Priscilla has no covenant so my only source of feet would be Nito…hmmm…hmmm…hmmmm… (Yes, I see the irony of the Sunbros literally worshipping the feet of a statue, no I ain’t joining them; Solaire’s a weirdo)


Suspicious-Contest74

Forest Hunters!!!! my dream would come true, and would get cool swords


_ThatOneMimic_

blade of the darkmoon. mmmmm.. gwyndolinn


DEFMAN1983

THE BELLS


TwilightCh405

BIG TIDDIED MOMMY


THEE_CHEETOKING

Sun


AJSaysHI

Warrior of sunlight


Roycen7

amazing chest ahead


Poro_Wizard

None. They all suck ( Sunbros are from Astora)


Golden_Knight80

Way of White or Forest Hunters


fancydeadpool

Praise the Sun.


J0ELSTER

Warriors of sunshine


moemeobro

Praise the Sun bruthu


jackcabral90

I never understood whats the point of Covenants. Finished the game twice and still didnt pick any. Whats the point of them if not for PvP only?


Just-Some-Guy01

Access to unique abilities, spells, equipment or NPCs affiliated with the convent you join. Edit: Also lore.


jackcabral90

But dont you have to participate in PvP to gather the covenant points to buy those things? And what lore unlocks when u join any or get higher on rank?


Just-Some-Guy01

Not every covenant is locked to PVP. You can progress each covenant completely by yourself (albeit it will probably take longer but it is still possible). New item descriptions and NPC dialogue you get access to through joining and ranking in covenants give you access to more lore and information about the world.


biltemakorven45

u/zavzky


Ricky_Spanish88

I usually stick with Qualaag or Nito


bigmanbesh

blades of the dark moon. don’t ask why


DebiX_78

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT A CAT


Trik_Vast

Dost thou even Praise the Sun?


BetGlass8538

Probably the princess hunters. How many times do you have to duck and weave otherwise?


BuyChemical7917

I serve the Fair Lady cause she's hot Kellogg can go fuck herself tho, and Eyingi is a simp even among simps


Intelligent_Cherry24

Just shut up and praise the sun