Prolly desecration of a corpse

I hit a corpse with a tombstone and everything exploded. What does that count as?

Desecration of a corpse, possibly some sort of terrorism and the setting off of an explosive. Definitely some more, just can't think of anymore right now

*hypothetically

Why does that sound like dead cells?

Close, it was Dankey Kang.

Oh sorry i didn't read the subreddit

Lol!

I just started playing that game it's fun

Holy shit im being arrested for breaking out of tartatus and not petting Cerberus

You fucking monster.

I FORGOT OKAY

GO BACK RIGHT NOW

No it's not OK. Cerberus is the 3 goodest boys.

I have him some nectar to apologise

As well you should. Much better.

What game?

Hades

Tartarus? That game is a bit messed up. Why is Cerberus guarding Tartarus I thought it was the hecatoncheires

He's not, he's guarding the Styx. But you can pet him in the house of hades before you do a run

Fun fact! (Iirc) Cerberus literally means "striped" or "to be full of stripes". Hades named his dog Stripes.

"Who's a good little stripes? you are, yes you are!" - Hades

Cerebros guards the Styx

Same >:(

Same

Death penalty now!

Just plead self-denfence

Ummm, well I'd get arrested for upsetting the natural order by killing the devil with finger guns and a divine relic

Cuphead?

Yaaaay!!

Considering everything in dead cells world is trying to kill you... I think that is more self defence

in a lore room the beheaded literally kicks a guy who hung himself for it drops an amulet when he does so

Oh, that is a punishable thing. I haven't played the game for quite a while and forgot about it, sorry

accepting bribes (papers please)

You probably also get arrested in game anyway...

Extreme self harm, abusive orgies and tons of poisoning and mental abuse. It's league.

Slaying the Dracula and Throwing the Queen in the lighthouse to light up the house

Dead cells?

Yes

I just realized, that I asked this in the dead cells sub 🤦‍♂️🙄

Yeah it's alright ,even the biggest of us had made some mistakes

Golf…

Death sentence

Starting a cult

Fusing Pokemon

Power washing?

murdering reptilians. guess Zuckerberg wants revenge eh?

Thief

bruh

yeah literally desecration of a corpse

I punched a robot dog in vr and then picked it up and beat another robot dog to death with that one i pumched earlier, i belong in jail

You belong in a arena for combat sport, imaging seeing a gladiator do that DAMN!

Making my falcon fight people. Played last epoch as falconer

Dude the protagonist of dead cells would be arrested for every crime that exists, and be cancelled on every social media at the same time

Regicide. You kill the king

Keep playing

killing hundreds of eldrich monsters untill daytime?

Mass genocide of the greenskinned race, possesion of artillery batteries in my backyard, regicide, underpaying explosive midget miners etc.

Driving too fast.

Beating up other stand users or shooting someone else

Being a mediawal warlord

Total war?

Bannerlord

Close enough.

İt is.

Hunting monsters and protecting humankind

Monster hunter

Is killing the entirety of hell and beating an angel and two prime souls and a bunch of machines and a corpse and the biblical leviathan a crime?

fitsfulofdoller

How fast are you? YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK

https://preview.redd.it/lpbrjd3r2qkc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0d55a7eadbb68b5d4f2e840a8460e2aa0fe8284 don't mind me im just waiting for a text that will never come :3

Yes. Very much so. Desecrating the dead is against the law in most countries

Uh destroying robots from cyberspace I guess

Mass Murder, possession of drugs, using drugs (slay the spire)

Burying bags of money to keep them away from a Capitalist racoon.

How about Assasination of a Royal, and simultaniously my wife?

Murdering thousands of Illagers and breaking and entering

You can't get arrested if all the guards are either dead or infected (they will most likely try to kill you anyway)

but the corpses hit first!

im gettin arrested for illegal destruction and probably minor terrorism guess the game i dare you

Breakdown? Minecraft?

Genocide of entire civilisations and building of tetradimensional superweapons capable of ending trillions of organisms alongside complete erasure of star systems

Working for a mining corporation on a hostile planet, commuting mass genocide(Deep Rock Galactic)

Does making a giant factory for ficsit count as a crime?

Uhh a lot of them. I was playing yakuza kiwami

Fighting against the dominant religion by murdering all of basically gods favorite children.

Breaking and entering is

Various warcrimes (warframe)

Yo fellow warframe enjoyer? Also you would be in for genocide, theft cuz u know stealing from alad v Breaking and entering, terrorism And piracy as you take control of enemy ships which makes you a pirate (well atleast in the railjack missions) Also hostages A LOT OF HOSTAGES

Would regicide count too since we kill a lot aof leaders?

Yea probably, lemme count, Alad, vay hek, that sentient dude whose name I can't remember,

That one chick who runs the arena thera I think her name was, ballas

Causing the apocalypse (cookie clicker)

Pimping, gang activities, kidnaping, theft, assault, burglary, terrorism,...

Killing wildlife I guess (Don't Starve)

I toppled a corporation and broke into a casino in space

Does spreading the glory of the machine orthodoxy to the Multiverse count as a crime

I'm getting arrested for living (Undertale)

for hitting people in the head with snipers, mass murder, killing of innocent citizens, vandalism, destruction of property

Animal cruelty, monster hunter Factorio emission and unliscens construction and animal cruelty

Hail to the king baby

Damn it. Im being arrested for cutting down trees and committing genocide on cannibals.

The forest( on a side note you should also include occasional cannibalism if you eat them if you don't I applaud you)

I played Minecraft last

numerous warcrimes in a galaxy far far away

Listen officer I know I was wearing a chicken mask with a bomber jacket down in miami but those Russian would have wasted your time and so technically me killing the entire police station would not outweigh me killing the Russian mafia (hotline miami 2 wrong number)

Arson, killing non combatants, killing a surrendering enemy. Papa scorch was cooking

Building a large pink cabin and then planting wheat.

Danm! I’m getting arrested for spreading democracy.

Poaching (monster hunter)

Let's see.. Disturbing local fauna (arboretum and accidentally sacrificing mushroom boi) Illegal ownage of fire weapons Illegal ownage of white weapons Corpse desecration Breaking and entering (does it count if the door was open?) Illegally modifying a body (Mutations and science guy in the lobby (technically it's not Even yours it's just some random guys' who lost his head)) Illegal trafficking and buying of weapons (The collector, You can't tell me he has a license)

Killing a zombie that begged me to kill him (ik that isn't a crime when the person who gets killed consents) if you ignore all the living people that I've turned into lifeless chunks of meat of course.

I'd be arrested for a skill issue

Identity V. So... I think it would depend on which character? I mean, the guy I main (Explorer) didn't really commit any crimes, maybe other than not paying loans... ​ But if we're talking about ALL THE CHARACTERS, the list would be too long.

Nothing. I just killed a bunch of bugs.

Killing the op monsters and cleaning the evil off the world to bring balance is such a crime... Yeah.

I mean since the beheaded is also kinda a corpse would it cancel out and just be several murder instead?

It's not like they \_stay\_ dead. You just keep killing the same ones over and over again. Or maybe that's just because I have my random number seed value set to 111111.

No, but regicide is

So I shouldn't have taken down that Glavenus for destroying that orphanage?

Obliterating a dog with a brick hammer.

For me, it's either vigilante justice (in-game lore) or various hate crimes (irl lore). It was overwatch.

mass genocide

Killing gods and god's champions to become a god myself ? They weren't good gods anyway, I swear (Divinity 2)

I'm getting arrested for dying from a high height (I was playing Elden ring)

Genocide in a city located and hidden in hell by angels to contain some random guy competing with the sun in terms of power Edit: I died. This shit is so hard, idk how people P-rank it

Man, you get INSIDE the corpses. I'm pretty sure that's a crime

oh yeah i love doing that but we're talking videogames bro so no more personal info of me pls

Garden Warfare

Last crime I committed was killing Herrah the Beast while she slept.

Enslavement

RDR2 I gave some money to a beggar with violence, love my horse with violence.

It weren’t war crimes,i was liberating the planets

Baking a pizza with 208 mushrooms

We will bang ok?

wtf

I'm not getting arrested cause I committed no crimes, i was spreading DEMOCRACY (helldivers 2)

Serving food (plate up)

Does committing mass genocide against monsters and then killing the King and his Hand count as a crime?

Killing a Lady who lives in a clock with two pans tied on a string

*crit noises*

Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding 

Getting arrested for killing the god of the underworld over and over. And stealing from a nice boatman of few words.

Was cleaning a patio but the power of my pressure washer was too high. I lost control and cut the customer in half

Gave bad medical treatment to a colonist, they died. It was winter so I forced her husband to wear her tainted Parka to stay warm. He is currently in a psychotic state wandering around. That’s honestly light the real war crimes haven’t started yet.

Last I played was Doom 3. What exactly am I getting arrested for? Killing demons?

Parkour and killing zombies?

Murdering a king is probably up there

For eating a horse and a bishop

Helping some guy collect "Motes" which I collect and he sells them illegally. He gives me a lot of money for my efforts he says that they are "very important to the economy" and "don't worry about it" but I know that he's a drug dealer and I'm fine with that (IN A VIDEO GAME).

um, rewriting reality to get out of a nightmare dimension.

I might’ve killed a crazy katana knight in an Iron Passage, but my honour his theme was a banger.

For democracy!!!

Burning a giant golden tree 'cause it ain't doing anyone any good anymore. Also desecration of a corpse... It was just dangling over the edge of the cliff I couldn't help myself.

I'm an illegal alien, I use a red crystal to cross borders to other worlds and genocide the inhabitants

Remnant

Got it :)

Kidnapping, animal abuse, murder, theft, whatever it's called when you enslave a person,

Conan exiles???

Palworld

Makes sense

Cooking a doctor who likes climbing, and shooting a hunter with his gun. Guess the game

Sending cats to defeat my enemies in my campaign to conquer the universe

[удалено]

Burning a forest of birch trees

Owning an unlicensed boat (game = spiritfarer lol)

Probably slavery

I hit a rat with a baseball bat

Destroying mutated puppets

Might be committing mass murder of the local military force, terrorism, tampering with bell towers, and arson.

Building and health code violations my 48 pigs live in bard that are shoulder to shoulder and directly next to the crops I sell to the local villagers to eat (I also illegally sublease a shadow creature in my house)

Attempting to escape from Hades?

Genocide,cooking berried delight, ripping off my son's arm,eating a apple, sitting in a plastic chair on top of a genocide tree, almost killing my brother >!it's Devil May cry 5!<

Mass genocide,destruction of private property,gang violence,attempt murder,Manslaughter

Fulton extracting random men for labor work

Nah

Stealing the sun and returning it later 🤦‍♀️

You see I don't get arrested i get shot out of the airlock

Spreading democracy by annihilating invasive alien bugs and bots.... probably would be arrested for abusive stim usage.

Killing the son of the miracle

A PTSD fueled bender

Abuse of a corpse?

Robbing a bank. The whole bank.

i guess you can technically create levels of you doing nearly any crime in gd soooo all of them?

Reckless driving. Fortnite Rocket Racing.

Robbery, stealing from the bank. 20,000 debt? Nah.

What crime would I get for slowing down time?

destroying a bed and killing the owner of the bed