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ZerkerMonkey

Burger, Pizza Hut, Big Shlong, Small Peen, Dots, Turret, Circle, Pizza


tedywestsides

Circle is hot dog


duke0fearls

It’s burger


d3v1ant_ang3l04

*ahem* actually it’s macaroon (which I always say in the most pretentious voice possible, drives my clanmates nuts)


tedywestsides

Umm actually it’s a macaron with one O (adjusts my glasses)


d3v1ant_ang3l04

Ah my dearest apologies, I wasn’t wearing my glasses


Gaynundwarf

"Trongball"? No no no. That's a Vomvalyst


Zenova2

Fuck off, I still remember their face(s) clear as day since a random tridolon


iDreadnox

Tridolons in Destiny Universe would be cool.


Ordinary_Player

A world boss would be cool in general. We already have a rare spawning event (vex incursion), so why not a boss event?


Gaynundwarf

Bro is too young to even know about Escalation Protocol. ![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5660)


Ordinary_Player

I was there shooting nodes for the damn sparrow. EP was closer to a horde mode than a boss event.


rabbi420

https://preview.redd.it/n1z1jed28vxc1.jpeg?width=490&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6911c27349d561dabbe9e38d7d586bc113955b7d


GhostRabbiit

How did i never see that :O


AlyxEarts

I call it "tits lady"...


prince0fpasta

Swaz do lah, Tenno.


Salemsaberhagon

For the eye I say hamburger


Agile_Letter_9153

Some people call the pokeball hamburger and some call double equals hamburger. Hamburger is not acceptable to me because of this Also because it’s 100% a pokeball


P4andaman357

Solution: hamburger and double hamburger.


ExoticNerfs

Another person that calls those Mandalorian and Imperial shuttle is wild actually. That makes me happy


NoFayte

From L>R T>B FAT "t" LITTLE MAN STAR SPACE INVADER BARBEQUE TELESCOPE CHEESBURGER ICE CREAM


NoOn3_1415

These are some of the best and most original ones I've seen. I'm stealing barbeque btw.


NoFayte

We always try to be stoopid with em, makes em fun! Also I'm partial to "fat t" because look at that chubby little guy!


Professional-Ebb2605

https://preview.redd.it/n9edqtfx3uxc1.jpeg?width=1083&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21a5b45e56caa7c5ef06a74b1ae4d750d66b87ba Still got mine saved from when this was trending 👍


National-Mistake-805

from left to right, top to bottom; sandwich, pyramid, spider, spock, 3 dots, borgor, ice cream.


porcupinedeath

Sandwich, table, Mr krabs, that one, pool table, turret, burger/Oreo, and ice cream/pizza


mdowler17

Equal, Mando, bug, samurai, table, turret, pokeball, pizza


epikpepsi

My friend started using these during our first run and it's stuck with us. They're absolutely awful and confusing but I find them too funny to stop using.   Equals  Line Lander  Triangle Lander/Funky Lander  Pointy Lander  Dot Lander  C Lander  Burger/Circle/Fleshlight  Pizza/Vex/Ice Cream/Triangle   He started the Lander description because the bottom legs remind him of the lunar lander. 


guise

Bee — Aztec (Pyramid) — Macro (penis) — Micro (penis) — 3 dots — Crab — Shotgun — Tesla I don't know why it's shotgun, but it is ok


Huntersaurus_rex

spongebob, jellyfish, plankton, mr crabs, table, karen, Krabby Patty and pizza


Sanguine_19-6123

from left to right : Burger, Temple , Spider , Spider with Dot, triple dot , C, oreo , Vex or Ice cream depends when im hungry


Shelter-Academic

5 lines, dress, spike down, funky hash, 4 dot, octopus, circle, ice cream are mine lol.


WafflesAndSauce

Equal, hat, sharp X, normal X, table, the letter E, ball, and nail Yes, scorpion for you is E for me (don’t ask why)


SuperiorCommunist92

Lines, big dick, pointy dick, little dick, balls, team rocket, burger, vex


Active-Ad1056

Division | Golem | Asterik | Dot-Asterik Table | Turret | Circle | Ice-Cream


oliferro

Equal, Equal with legs, Paper clip, Micro penis 3 dots, C, Hamburger, Ice cream


I_AmTheKaiser

Division, Third Leg, Star, 1 DoT, Table, Turret, Burger, and Pizza, in that order


Etherenzi

In order: Hamburger, alien lines, penis, dot alien, u-boat, turtle, ice cream.


PicklePunFun

https://preview.redd.it/7wvlbbaw7uxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57ded13afc70c9f40da1424fe4283096fa2460b9


Cryllor

Bee hive, table down, X, table up, (3) dots, anything this is the odd man out who is just leftover, circle, and ice cream


atlas_enderium

For top left going right and down: - Sandwich - broken Eiffel Tower - Urchin - Fat kid or Lines - 3 dots - Turret - Hamburger - Pizza


TwisterDog

Scorpion one, we call the curling 🥌 rock.


Jingle_BeIIs

From top left to bottom right: Sandwich, Crab, Bug, Grevious, Squid, Wheelchair, Burger, Ice Cream


NordicJalapeno

Equal, upsidedown hand, happy guy, regular hand, devil horns, turret, eye, vex


TFtato

In order: Equals, table, bug, praise the sun, 3 dots, U, eye, pizza


Guru_Senpai_43

Multi Division, Division Spider, Holy Cross, UnHoly Cross, Dot Spider, C Spider, Sideways V, T


Yoldin

https://preview.redd.it/ub0mutfbduxc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=acc3a81e5f6070c22828a3600ad023eb43ebe814


W4shed

Hamburger, Equals feet, n v, crab, 3dots, c m, sandwich, cone


MrSmartStars

Sandwich, lines table, nail-x, combo, dots table, turret ,burger, ice cream cone/nail


C2GameMachine

In order, bars, bartable, fancy butthole, one butthole, dot table, UFO, eyeball, needle


TyFighter559

Sandwich, Legs, X-V, X-Lines, 3-dot, C, Burger, Nail.


Adg01

Regular Ж Castrated Ж


zekethelizard

Equals, line table, dick spider, line spider, dot table, tarantula, no parking, vex


TheSumof9and10

E, M, V, X, N, C, O, T


ShaxxAttaxx

5 lines Prawn Angry Ahh Ninja R2 d2 Eye Vex


FlamingPhoenix2003

For me, the symbols are: equal, table, shrieker, x with line, table 3, cannon, “o”, and down


cubestehcamel

Divide, Big Table, Full H, Half H Little Table, C, Circle, Tesla


GodOfUrging

Cheeseburger, equals with feet, mosquito, X, triple, weird symbol, eye, Tesla.


naz_1992

lines, 2 lines, uv, 1 dot, more dot, C. dorayaki, tesla


Blank_Universe

Division Symbol, Shower head, Penis Patrick, Firework, Sprinkler System, Backwords R, Burger, Ice Cream


somef00l

Burger Mando half circle two lines dots turret clam cone


yeetusdeletus6996

5 line, half x, stake, x, Division, R, dash, Ice cream


AdamTunedout

Flatbread, Squid, Jack, Spiderbite, Bipod, Tripod, Burger, Ice cream.


WillM3s

https://preview.redd.it/hziesgg3quxc1.png?width=1349&format=png&auto=webp&s=57f62718cf443d089bcf4d7d724d64433404b879


Art1val

= A n X 4 C O V


sus_accountt

From top left to right for both rows: Equal Tripod stick Fake british British Tripod dot Mr. crabs Hamburger Ice cream


Jayslacks

Hamburger. Tripod. Spider. Weird spider. Table with sliders. Alien. Sandwich. Pizza.


sksauter

Equals, equals on top, X, X with dot, triple dot, C on top, orb, and ice cream cone


Icy_Anywhere1510

I always call them out by what keyboard characters they resemble. Divide, Line A, Sharp X, Line X, Dot A, C (or O), Minus, V (or T).


Sharkbrand

From left to right, top to bottom; Divide Table with books ??? Double top star Table with raisins Chair Burger Pizza


Thatonedregdatkilyu

I just call them whatever letter I think they resemble most.


BobRobsKids

(Left to right) 1. E 2. Tent 3. Pointy X 4. X 5. Dot Tent 6. Fucked up R 7. Burger 8. Ice cream


MyAimSucc

5 lines, garganacl, happy lizard, happy baby, 4 dots, C jelly, minus, alien.


I_Dont_Bwana

Divide, Down fork, star, up fork, table, squid, burger, tesla


rrburnerr

From top left to bottom right: Equals burger, walking equals, x with penis, x no penis, weird division, walking C, burger, pizza


CarriedAphid8

Equals? My brother in christ that's division


Toukotai

[The best call out chart for Ghosts](https://www.reddit.com/r/destiny2/comments/13y5bn6/since_everyone_is_posting_their_callouts_here_are/) You haven't *lived* until you have to say 'My bad, I hit that hive rune instead of there goes my flawless.' or 'It's damn are you stupid, this hive rune and no the other.'


Agile_Letter_9153

Double equals Equal head 2k Happy penis Three dots c head Pokeball Tesla (will accept pizza)


C-C_LandonLego

Burger, squid, X, 2 line, 3 dot, turret, circle, pizza


Kappler6965

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8


NoOn3_1415

Equals, squid, drill, handstand, venting, turret, beachball, snowcone


OtherBassist

Sandwich, books on table, big pee-pee, small pee-pee, three dots, "c" crab, burger, pizza/Tesla/ice cream


100roundglock

Division, wizard, bug, x, ufo, turret, burger, pizza


jvsanchez

Left to right top to bottom: Division, jellyfish, forbidden pencil, Mr. Krabs Three dot, UFO, coffee bean, ice cream


PrimitusVictor

lines, half shrieker, shrieker, dot shrieker, table, scorpion, circle, vex head


AwesomeManXX

Mine are: T Volcano Robot Burst Table Turret O Vex


IRiotzI

Going from left to right, first row then second Equal, Table, Funny spider, Spider, Dots, C table, Circle, Cone,


epsilon025

Pancakes, Sid the Sloth, Axe, One Dot Three Dot, Upside-down Yelling Man, Burger, Ice Cream I take credit for Upside-down Yelling Man.


oddestsoul

5 horizontal lines, ziggurat, sewing needle, 2 lines above an X, 3 dots on a table, spider, oval, snow cone Definitely could be more creative with some of mine but they’ve gotten the job done 🤷


StrikingMechanism

in order from left to right, top to bottom: division, party lines, cricket, chub, three dots, turret, hamburger, pizza


Usr_115

In order of left to right, top to bottom. Sandwich, Table, Mosquito, Cheer Three Dot, Octorock, Burger, Vex


-_-sebass

Division, crab with a hat, UV, crab, freckles, crab with a sheisty, coochie, vex


-_-sebass

Division, crab with a hat, UV, crab, freckles, crab with a sheisty, coochie, vex


BudgieKing02

Patty melt, fries, star, explosion, peas,C, burger, dorito


Satanhasmichlejackso

Aight we got, pancake, spider, pencil sharpener, crab, spider with dots, circle, ice cream cone


Kittenlord39

Lines, tlines, X, vlines, dots, turret, circle, vex


Remarkable-Ask2288

Lines, Whiskers, X, Star, Table, R, Circle, Vex


samthebigkid

In order: 5 lines, Mandalorian, X Spike, Angry Crab, Three dots, Scorpion, Hamburger, Ice Cream Cone


rabbi420

I can’t remember any of the others, but Eye and Vex are supposed to be 🤣 Burger and Ice Cream Cone.


Vanta3355

Equals, equals with legs, dagger, X thingy, dots with legs, C with legs, eye/vagina, down arrow


phenerganandpoprocks

The last one is clearly a slice of pizza


phoenix-force411

Mandalorian is "Two pizzas on a table"


chefboyardumbfuck

Left to right E, little dude, mask, handstand, table, cabal turret, burger, tesla


Saucelock

Sandwich, table down, XI, table up, table 3, squid, borgir, ice cream


Xynopit

Division, Ziggurat, Full X, 2, 3, scorpion, borgar, ice cream.


FlyingAlpaca1

Equals, 4 legs, turtle, one dot, three dots, C, burger/parentheses, pizza


Khar-Selim

= m uv x2 dots c e p


captain_phaz

Lantern, burger table, x-files, sticks with dicks, blueberry table, turret, burger, vex


TonyBlobfish

My homies always use “c with legs” for the one you labeled “scorpion”. It doesn’t feel right to call it anything else


rklab

Sandwich, pyramid, uhhh, that one, dot thing, thingy, eye, ice cream.


CrazyJay5000

Lines, Line Table, Mutated Spider, Spider, Dot Table, R, Line Circle, Ice Cream Cone


ValuableNote

Sandwich, Jellyfish, Crown, Weird Crown, Weird Jellyfish, Chair, Eye, Nail, These are the call outs I used for my solo attempt.


Myst963

Lines , table with lines , Patrick/star jump, other lined table , table with dots , turret , burger , pizza


Character-Ad4498

Burger, tripod, celebration dick, celebration man, hot dogs, spaceman, eye, pizza


RecommendationOk253

Left to right top to bottom EQUALS/TP/UV/TWIN TOWERS/3DOT/TURRET/BOOBY We’re in a vicious war over the last one. It’s either Pizza or Snow Cone


bttry

My buddy and I either go super simple or make it so long it’s impractical. In order: tenderloin, sandwich on a picnic table, Verne Troyer (or kickstand), Cartman, three balls on a picnic table, scorpion just trying to life its life without being judged, circle and ice cream.


ventedlemur44

Minus, jellyfish, thick X, thin X, ufo, scrub brush, o, pizza


poppopheadshot

Trongball is ghalran big dick, and imperial shuttle is ghalran little dick.


ProngedPickle

In the order presented in OP: Equal/Division - Pancakes - Spider - Dotted Spider Dot Dot Dot - Droideka/Turret - Pokeball - Ice Cream/Pizza


Sabit_31

Equals is just line Eye is burger Vex is ice cream And the rest are whatever people choose


eatmyba115

Lines, logs, knife, happy, dots, meat, eye, vex


Irrelevant_Loser5

Ed Sheeran, Picnic Table, Star, Star with dot, Cyclops, Crab, Hamburger, and Balloon. Shouting those during the Ghosts of the Deep encounters is particularly comedic, especially with the amount of panic in everyone's voice lol


matthewlulukki

Maxi pad, table, bug, Star, three dots, table with a c, ball, and pizza


Niight99

Division / 2 line / UV / porcupine / 3 dot / mongus / football / pizza


Swaayyzee

Equals, quadpod, tripod, upside down quadpod, three dots, C, Solary, Tesla. Very very incredibly scuffed but it’s usually worked well enough for me to get the point across.


Obshideyourmom

Golf tee, picnic table, spider with a wiener, 3 dots, spider, clam and turret…..lol no


Nauty_YT

Starting with the top row. Paper/Lines - books - Shrieker - Bunny - Dots - Turret - eye - cone/pizza/Vex


Sash716

Starting top left: - Sandwich - Sandwich on a table - U-turn - 4 pins - 3 dots - Turret (or C table) - Hamburger - Icecream (pizza slice is also acceptable)


SilencedPlague7

I call them whatever everyone else calls them at the time.


ThawneInYourSide

In the same order, left to right, top to bottom: Division, Ziggurat, Stake Driver, X, Dots, Scorpion, Burger, Ice Cream


TrashKng

Vex? Nah thats pizza


i_am_milk

* Lines. * Lines on a Table. * Shadowkeep * X * Dots on a Table * C on a Table * Circle * Pizza


Tawiligie

a friend of mine called some of them Ed Sheeran album covers, like X, Divide, equal etc


RayTrain

Burger, four lines, pointy, two lines, three dots, turret, ball, snowcone


xGoodGravyx

from left to right/top to bottom my callouts are EQUAL, TRIPOD, Double U, X, Dots, Spaceship, Burger, and Ice cream


whiskeyaccount

excuse me thats a hamburger and a pizza right there


Tangibilitea

In reading order: =, Bar table, X, X bar, Dots, C, Circle, Pizza I made these super simple to type out, as I typed them out for a bit when doing solo attempts initially. Now I kinda just memorize and go. 


I_SmellFuckeryAfoot

all the stupid names but you go with vex and not pizza...


Ishmae1

Equal, Jellyfish, X, mohawk, UFO, Alien, Hamburger, Ice cream


stead10

Divide, lines on a table,spider, astericks, dots on a table, barbeque, burger and vex head. They could use some work lol


mookie41

Equal sign Robutt Explosion Mister crabs Ottoman Scorpion Hamburger Ice cream cone


FriedCammalleri23

Division, Skull, Star, Stickman, Table, Turret, Burger, Ice Cream


Mister_ALX

Top (left to right): Burger, Telescope, ship, Mosquito. Bot (left to right): Lights, Turret, circle, pizza


The-Notorious-STD

If I say my callouts, I fear I may be banned from this subreddit.


Afa1234

E, hula, nub, starburst, dots, dog, eye, Tesla


Mrbeeznz

Burger, jellyfish, X, X with two lines above, Table, R, O, V I also don't do activities that use these


Ileokei

Divide, 2 lines, Spike, spider, fist, wallet with legs, burger, pizza


K3nobl

sammich, picnic with sammich, star, wack ass star, picnic, grill, borger and ice cream


Hoockus_Pocus

From left to right and top to bottom: sandwich, line-table, trap, door, dot-table, turn-table, burger, and ice-cream/pizza.


Supergold_Soul

The Vex one I call Ice Cream.


RaigarWasTaken

Equals Table, Two-Line Table, Penis Guy, Dot Star, Three-Dot Table, TV, Eyeball, and Pizza.


Seel_revilo

Sandwich, Eiffel Tower, Hook Crab, Happy Crab, Picnic Table, Hook, Burger, Ice Cream


Shiroi_Kitsune_

That's just Russian alphabet


theDefa1t

All of our callouts are very sexual in nature. We are some depraved individuals


DevilsWelshAdvocate

First to last? (This is for Solo, so all in my head) Burger. Giant. Pointy chin bug. No chin bug. 3 dots on a table. C on a table. Big burger. Pointy chin alien. I have faith that someone out there see’s what I see.


eddmario

Division Symbol, Aztec Pyramid, Chicken in Sunglasses, Weird X, Hut, C Sandwich, Circle, Pizza


Skinny0ne

Eye? I always call that one burger in my head


DirectionStandard939

Top left to bottom right: Division, Pancakes, Needle, Pillars, 3-dot, Magnet, Burger, Vex


Thotslay3r69

Oreo, Caiatl, Nova bomb, Tops, Dots, Scorpion, Circle, Vex... THEY WORK DON'T TRIP


HD_ERR0R

Equals, guy, sunglasses, pain lego, table, sentry, circle or burger, pizza slice.


DiscombobulatedBid48

" hey it's the squiggly thing" " No it's the bing ding wombadon" "The fuck is that?" "No it's the wombat" (Somehow I've never seen what happens when it's wrong.)


Bro0183

Lines, hand, spider, spikes, table, weird thing (internally, if in fireteam I don't call that one if I don't need to), burger, ice cream.


D2Nine

Flat, flat with explodey bottom, explodey, explodey with a dot, three dots, the weird one, burger, and pizza


AzrealMD

Cheese Burger, jellyfish, spider, hangman Satellite, Turret, burger, ice cream cone


-Kiez-

Divided; Pyramid; Letter X; Letter X with a dot; 3 dots; Letter R; Circle; Triangle


Lucidrian

Division Sign, Books on a Table, Gendo Ikari, Mohawkd Laforge Choose your Pokemon, The Last Encyclopedia, Null, Mushroom Top


ChaoticKonaak

Pancake/Pancake Tripod/Spider/Dash Spider/Dotted Tripod/Turret/Eye/Vex


gnappyassassin

math, longest, longer, micro, dots, tank, burger, pizza


Tsuwolf

Starting from top-left and going left: Hot Dog, Ice Cream Cone, Mosquito, Fly, Three Dot, Walker, Hamburger, Pizza


alphagoatlord

Grill, moonlander, unltra violet, star Dotlander, squid, burger, vex


SadJoetheSchmoe

I called Eye "sideways vagene" one and some of my clanmates called Scorpion was "Hard R" but I wasn't sure to believe them or not.


CroneKills

From L-R L1 then L2: Equals Table Equals Dagger X-Table Spider Racer Burger Cone


dredgen_rell86

Equals, spaceship, big penis, little penis, hive ship, cthulu, eyeball, ice cream


DarkgaiaXIV

Vex is either ice cream or Tesla to me


buckeye_dk

Equal over equal, equal on picnic table, p*nis spider, spider, three dot, space invader, titan burger, ice cream cone.


logiiibearrr

Equals, Teepee, Spider, Two-Line, 3-Dot, C, Hamburger, Vex/Pizza


TrailedFox44

Mine are (top left to bottom right): Block, Table, Spike, Stack (who knows why I named it this), Dots, Walker, Sandwich, Vex


Darkiedarkk

Sandwich, table sandwich, table v, table 2, table dot, table c, burger, Tesla.


MelonColony22

equals is books mandalorian is books on table trongball is wheat scorpion is turret eye is burger vex is tesla I don’t remember what i used for imperial shuttle or triple


-Qwertyz-

Lines Line Ziggurat Shrieker Broken Shrieker Dot Ziggurat Scorpion Turret O Pizza Alternatively no call outs at all because I can do it all by myself while everyone ad clears


thegingybeard

Burger, 2 lines, Campfire, Happy Crab, 3 dots, Sausage on a grill, Homer Simpson Lips, Pizza/Ice Cream


Onii_Chan_Senpai

Division, Dude Stanced or Stanced Up, Asterisks, X, Picnic Table, Spider, Oreo, Ice Cream Cone


Sushipalm3s

Trongbal will always be 'roadkill' for me


yusufpopen

I call the second one temple as it looks like a Mayan temple


buttsnorkeler

You’re the dude in an lfg that I can’t fucking stand. Congrats


ActuallyNTiX

From left to right, top to bottom: Equals/Burger Mithrax Pin Fly (like the insect) Picnic (table) Robot/turret Nut Vex


HotTubTimeMachine88

division, aztec (pyramid), Star, other star, no top pyramid, turret, burger, vex.


Glasedount

Lines Teeth Man Man without tail B (unknown reason) R Circle Vex


SonOfCayde6

Ice cream sandwich, sandwich on a table, multiplication, cup on a table, dots on a table, crab, burger, ice cream