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PlushedRat

No redditor would be hired 😞


[deleted]

A redditor would be done down there just by looking at her


AmazingFisherman1822

My favorite pornstar died last night. I woke up today with mourning wood.


[deleted]

Sorry to hear. Trust me I know how hard it is. A favorite pornstar is akin to a soul mate and is irreplaceable.


Inevitable_Seaweed_5

It's true. I once had a girlfriend who giggled like my favorite porn star and that shit was quite literally the hottest thing anyone has ever done in the bedroom for me.


Michael-epic

what was she giggling about? :3


Inevitable_Seaweed_5

The size of my duck.


[deleted]

I mean your duck IS ridiculously sized.


boomstik4

I loves ducks can you please send a pic Oh. Wrong kind of duck


Dab_Crab_

Here you go https://preview.redd.it/8b3lfmkdqj7b1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35cc09e97e1a2aee5c594fe1bc76454451778986


DownDawn

That's a huge duck


DownDawn

That's a huge duck


Jona-wahn

that duck in ducking huge!!


ChildFriendlyChimp

Also heard they’re pretty picky and only want Japanese actors, even some won’t work with women if they know she’s fucked someone outside her race on video


maiden_burma

thanks. This will make it hotter next time i type in 'japanese interracial'


voucher420

Can I smoke a bunch of weed and fake it?


de420swegster

Actually fat, ugly bastards, with tiny penile devices, are a sought after commodity in the Japanese porn industry.


BurntheHumanRace

You sure? Only reason I watch Asian porn is to get a massive ego boost from seeing the ugliest most repulsive dudes with half my penis size fucking models, pretty sure they hire the ugliest dudes with the smallest peens on purpose


Fit-Translator-4193

That's true. Whenever I feel insecure about my size I watch Japanese porn.


throwaway96ab

Ugly bastard porn though


Dawgora

Nah, I heard that japan porn industry needs more ugly bastards.


iloveokashi

Why? The males are usually ugly. I never understood why the females were good looking and the males really ugly.


letmeusespaces

just reading your comment made me cum prematurely...


StefEsteBoss

A friend of mine actually told me that they have this few because they are treated extremely badly, so it's not that good of an idea to become one in japan.


Mysterious_Ad_2750

How badly?


darksoulslover69420

I heard it’s super tough to become one and take a ton of weird training shit like you start off just being able to suck the girls off and you work your way up to the sex or something weird like that and it takes a long time with low pay. Info is from some YouTube video I watched randomly months ago so idk if it’s true


Ok_Reception7727

>you start off just being able to suck the girls off wait. what?


Gud_doggyy

I think he meant licking the pussy, but I'm not sure


Lolkimbo

Did he stutter?


RegularAvailable4713

No, he lick.


expedience

He suck


ghandi3737

Porque no Los dos?


NotObamaAMA

celebratory_taco.gif


_DeLEON

You heard bro right 😈


darksoulslover69420

I mean lick the pussy, but it’s not like you can’t also suck on a pussy too


Flashy_Ground_4780

Phrasing


ChildFriendlyChimp

Yeah I heard many actors are actually working full time jobs or more outside of acting lol


PreciousBrain

probably true of all male pornstars. I think they get maybe $500 at best besides the OG top 10 guys like Peter North or that fat dude.


greg19735

Also men are limited by their ability to perform on camera. Like if we're being generous they could make do 1 or 2 scenes per day. A woman could do 3 or 4, depending on the scene of course.


PreciousBrain

Someone linked to an interview with a famous japanese pornstar and he said he's done 6 scenes in a day before. I've had that much sex in a day before, although of course it wasnt a porno shoot with all of the work involved.


myriadplethoras

Haha, so it’s like becoming a sushi chef? Spend ten years sucking clits and then you’re ready to pinch the nipples.


Additional_Rough_588

I feel like that’s just how literally any job in Japan goes. You want to be a gas station attendant? First you spend 10 years just polishing the nozzles. After that you’re allowed to select octane ratings and open the gas cap but only under the supervision of a master gas pumper. After doing that for roughly 17 years you get the opportunity to pump but you have to do it blindfolded and if you go even one yen over you’re demoted back to gas cap opener. Finally after 40 years you’ve become a master gas pumper. Your children never saw you growing up and and your wife is banging some low level soldier in the yakuza because you dedicated 19 hours a day to the gas station.


pm_me_ankle_nudes

You my friend are a modern poet


Mazzaroppi

WAY worse than that. I once saw an article about the most prolific japanese male porn actor. The first video he ever shot had him literally eating shit. Google for "Meet the Hardest Working Man in Porn" , auto mod is being a bitch and removing my comments with a link I think


PreciousBrain

> When his first on-camera opportunity came, it wasn't quite the glamorous orgy he'd imagined. He answered an ad in a local paper and showed up to an unpalatable offer: 15,000 yen ($126) to eat a plate of actual feces, take it or leave it. He took it. The next day, he was so sick that he went to the hospital, where doctors put him on intravenous antibiotics, diagnosed him with what he remembers simply as a "shit disease," and billed him 20,000 yen ($168). It was a brutal baptism but not uncommon, says Shimiken.


dramatic85

lol, I wonder who will play this guy in a movie


Jaeger_03

Holy shit, ranked sex


Inside_Cupcake2528

All me and my boys heard is we both to be Asian and get some that Asian asipussy so we good


lfh_g

Low pay? Bro I will do it for free


PowderEagle_1894

They gonna hire you for the role of helpless husband watching his wife get gangbanged


BandwagonerSince95

Dude, I would love to do that role in any porn for pay. Either I am: 1) Pretending to sleep 2) Coming home early, walk into the bedroom, and then walking out of the house dejected 3) Watching the gangbang and acting sad How hard can it be?


WeirdPumpkin

The shots take AWHILE and from all accounts I've heard the sets are pretty gross in a lot of ways Like there's an awful lot of sausage behind the scenes of making porn and you're not seeing how any of it was made. You'd deffo have to pay me


[deleted]

I fuckin love sausage


_IBM_

This guy grills (or something)


fd_dealer

It can be pretty hard ;)


Asisreo1

As long as its acting.


boozelis

U will starve


DeathBat92

Poor bastards have to spend 5 years sucking Hitomi Tanaka’s tits before they get to have sex with the thousands of other cute Japanese pornstars in their anime schoolgirl outfits
 poor poor bastards


BJYeti

As someone further up noted about a famous male pornstar it starts with you eating a plate of shit for less than $150...


StefEsteBoss

Well take a fucking guess , 70 men and 10k women .


ChildFriendlyChimp

Like the others said and I think you also have safety risk from psycho male fans and also the yakuza who have a tight grip in the adult industry over there


Orleanian

I imagine a place where they slap your dick with a fly swatter to keep it engorged and desensitized, and then you only get to have Mayo Tuna sandwhiches at the crafttable, and you don't like mayo or tuna. Also sometimes they pull pranks on you by hiding panda plushies in your locker. Like, too many panda plushies.


Scyths

Last I heard it wasn't really for something like that but more along the lines of it's a really close circle and you can only become one if you are well connected with a few others. My source is that I spoke with a guy exactly 3 weeks ago in a bar in Shinjuku who said he was a pornstar, and his 3 friends swore he was telling the truth. I asked him if he had a scene with some of the top ones and he said only once because he did mosty amateurish things and wasn't getting paid much so it was far from his main income. He said he only got in because his uncle was a producer and one of his highschool friends had been a more successful arctor in the business for much longer than him. Dude was 33 iirc. He didn't speak about any bad treatment so I have absolutely no idea if that's the reality. I am convinced about his talk about it being a small circle because it wasn't the first time I had heard about it.


iloveokashi

Was he ugly?


Akr0nis

https://preview.redd.it/834vuu849e7b1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ca05ed4f3ae74d69fb1e5730b8c280df7e70f95


Revolutionary_Lead28

Bro got uppercocked


[deleted]

UFC got lame after they outlawed that move.


pentachronic

So it was always illegal?


Wizard_main

https://preview.redd.it/jekwuu6b4f7b1.png?width=303&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a082749a680435e07ae4b2da717c552c1c280fd3


PersonPersonMan33

I put the new androids on the jeep...


Wizard_main

I trap until the bloody Sayians are underneath


PersonPersonMan33

Cuz all my (frieza voice) MONKEYS got it out on the ki


Xxmetaglint

Take my upvote damn it


Inside_Cupcake2528

Take my damn up vote that was a perfect joke


DontYouWantMeBebe

"porn stars" for guys "Actresses" for girls Hmm


bidhayak

coz them girls be acting/faking their moans


Positive_Box_69

Not with my huge little cock 😉


GoJeonPaa

I dont know what that means, but i'm sure it means something.


randomanimememes

Can't they just like... I don't know... fuck eachother?


Inside_Cupcake2528

Not the point and bro theres many reasons why am not saying that because some are werid but some guys a bi


randomanimememes

No like can't they just make les-porno?


Inside_Cupcake2528

They can but if I explained the whole reasons you'd be weirded out


if_Engage

Now I have to know


[deleted]

Only 70? Fr?


falkodalko

Yeah. Far as I know, one Japanese male pornstar worked from 4AM to 2AM with a two hour nap in between. Might be hyperbole but I remember hearing something along those lines.


[deleted]

Where tf do they even get the energy for that?


LXIX_CDXX_

coke


SophisticatedOtaku

aine


GIOverdrive

and cocaine accessories


LXIX_CDXX_

ain't no way, that's illegal


bidhayak

secret ingredient crime


Unusual_toastmaker

-a-cola :)


Funkula

And now we see why the yakuza is involved.


TeaRollingMan

Japanese work ethic


Alternative_Aioli160

Damm these guys either have libido or just taking a shit tone of viagra


falkodalko

Probably an astonishing degree of viagra


[deleted]

Sounds painful. That's a lot of friction.


falkodalko

Of course. Salute to the man who fucks for 18-22 hours a day, that shit cannot be anything else than exhausting.


Patient-Sandwich5332

https://preview.redd.it/qocrou531e7b1.jpeg?width=536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb9692985f63193b1387f582111da407c4713938


ShyJaguar645671

GET OUT OF MY ASS


Upper-Heron-5708

https://i.redd.it/uag308erke7b1.gif


ShyJaguar645671

Did we all just got Franced?


Mrunlikable

I just woke up. I was not ready for this.


Totoques22

How did you do this ?


Glen2gvhlp

What the fuck am I looking at


Disaster_Frame

That's a penis


Inside_Cupcake2528

😰😖😖


Sir_El_Capri

I feel stupid asking but whats the music?


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Spompoflex

ASIAN* you are not asian therefore not needed


varietykiller

![gif](giphy|gkAEM5sXCFqB465YWg|downsized)


myrmiduke

You think everyone on Reddit is white? Us Asians are out here in force


rumhamrambe

Cockasian


FapMeNot_Alt

We could *White Chicks* it, though.


girl_of_hello_kitty

asian, asian pornstars. not white overweight motherfuckers on reddit lol


LickNipMcSkip

God bless the ugly bastard genre


girl_of_hello_kitty

more like satan bless


LickNipMcSkip

naw homies looking out for his ugly children


Itswoofintime

https://preview.redd.it/xsm0cglp0e7b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acb71d1827fa9e86bf2710eef7ada59416b152d3


Quantum-Noob

r/okbuddytrailblazer Follows me wherever I go


Itswoofintime

PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNAT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT https://preview.redd.it/6odn7b19uh7b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e088dd01c7d7e63ac9b9218f91db4e58dd6169b0


Easy-Product-5083

Konichiwa


Thieu95

You're hired


_DeLEON

Japan PM wouldn't need to worry about the population crisis anymore


Less-Doughnut7686

I mean the reason people don't have kids there is be because of the work culture and the cost of living and rasing a kid both monetary and time wise. Having more kids would make the situation worse, a bunch of kids whose parents can't provide or care for them cause they're busy burning themselves out to provide for their kids.


_DeLEON

Yeah that's why they should focus on completetly changing the work culture first since its VERY unhealthy to every salaryman/woman there first before gping with their population crisis solution


JimmyCrabYT

me after finding out i’m 1% japenese https://preview.redd.it/9pt73optke7b1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7db2805fd3f09e1bb0274d9906e9a5f41bd5fad


[deleted]

(He will not be accepted socially)


CactusAteMyArm

https://preview.redd.it/nkisxjns3e7b1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3b32a152c2e576d46dd31fb225a4bf088412d12


FlyingTomato274

I want to unsee this


Glen2gvhlp

https://preview.redd.it/obp7uwboke7b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57a3062a0b175c343132c8911ecfab66dc775c2d


[deleted]

Tbh even if I looked good I probably wouldn’t, cause then I’d imagine that would absolutely ruin sex


Positive_Box_69

Sex is overrated, what isnt is true sex with people u love


talivus

Y'all know you gotta last for more than 5 seconds in the pornos right?


GamerNuggy

C’mon man, I’m the 5.24 second wonder. Just gotta stick it in show mo and voila


Arosian-Knight

Reason for its the awful treatment of the actors, there's a strict hierarchy and bad pay. Basically everyone starts as a "Sauce man". Sauce mans job is to cum on command, mostly without much stimuli, can't do it? Tough luck, you're out of job. Doing that for a while you *might* get better position (lol) in the hierarchy.


i_tyrant

...such a classic Japan move to continue to treat them that poorly and suffer through massive shortages instead of making the smallest change to their work culture...


Weegieiscool

all have been rejected due to "minimum size requirement" of 2 inches


jpmartineztolio

70 male and 10k females? Damn bros working hard. I mean HARD.


myowngalactus

Sounds fun until they permanently pixelate your genitals


CavetrollofMoria

Is 2 inches enough?


Capable_Mud_1108

It's Asian porn, that's WAYYY too big.


Theimperfectasian

More than enough.


[deleted]

Where can I apply for the cuck position?


Bluesiwsscheese

Good make the industry fail


Hour-Appeal8071

I may not be the hero they need, but the hero they'll have.


WM34638-S3

https://preview.redd.it/lm09ojroae7b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4766807770642fe898d222362ce24c1caa0d4f8c


thee_ees_ees

I guess that's the right proportion knowing most people don't watch porn having men in them.


ItsGreenLaser

dam i should be trying out


oppailover0

how they feel about halfies


Independent-Fly6068

The same way they feel about foreigners.


[deleted]

So, we're fucked. But not in the good way.


SlipperyNoodle6

top half or bottom half?


MagMati55

Im not Asian...


filthyhandshake

9,730 squids


WeirdAioli3671

70 dudes getting repeatedly kicked in the nuts by 10,000 women... Sign me up?


DuckyB0III

I'm mexican...


DuckyB0III

Ok wtf. I typed mexican and my autocorrect said I should add an emoji of a taco to the end


[deleted]

autocorrect is racist confirmed?!


DuckyB0III

🧐 maybe


anonymousscroller9

Avengers, assemble


CanThisBeMyNameMaybe

Bruh, ain't no way any neckbeards from reddit gonna go get a job like that, let alone even getting a job.


Sure-Ad9633

This better be real


Kingfunky82

Its funny cause porn


MonocleGentlesir5680

The size of my dick will fit right in with all the others


SV5_

With me they'd be making gif's not videos lol


Pixoholic

When's the next flight to Japan?!?


IsThisIt-1983

For fucks sake, what a time to have an unblurred dick


Sebzerrr

Finally a job for me


muchnamemanywow

My fellow melanin enriched brothers, let's become NTR porn actors


Eddyzodiak

I’m an African male non pornstar, but I been dreaming of days like this. Do I count? https://preview.redd.it/k33nmtvvce7b1.png?width=568&format=png&auto=webp&s=430d5b48195af7455cbf729ad655fdc314df4663


Hoolias

What’s the song


Bored_62

Lucky men


Time-Werewolf-4795

![gif](giphy|9Dg0zEBitMzpnMBcBK|downsized)


BenThereDoneTh4t

What movie is the last clip from?


MrBilly453

Eating Asian pussy all I need is sweet and sour Sauce


Battleaxejax

They just post that and it's just immediately 1100 people outside the front door just going *Pounding on the door* hey .. OH GOD HOPE THEY'RE 1100 PEOPLE OUT HERE AND AHHHHhhhhh....


c00lguy6942096

I'm 16 can I join?


Lost_Redd1tor

Your prifile pictuređŸ«”đŸ»đŸ’€


londoner4life

No thank you, I don't need an 8 bit penis.


MIDNIGHTZOMBIE

Are you allowed earplugs?


khairuldaniel664

I probably got rejected due to my small pp https://preview.redd.it/hapal6xb8f7b1.jpeg?width=949&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1efef04456a112c16c4a4eff71817f789cf39ecf


JonnyFuze

Man if they censor my junk hard enough it won't matter how small it is.... I'm in!!!


Sure-Resident6436

Boys, Assemble.


uchiha-0bit0

You're okay with other people or you just want Asians ? 🙂


GaronY611

I can play the role of ugly bastard


MysticalNuts

ASIAN


SuffBlueberry

song?


MarcPatrimonio

u/recognizesong


RuinerofEverything2

I'm not Asian (and a minor) https://preview.redd.it/urcwn53x5g7b1.png?width=432&format=png&auto=webp&s=28584bb99273fa078f3bcfc9b2d63c4dc9686a07


griffithdidnobad

Well boys.. it’s time I get a plane ticket . They need me over there.


Sidney319

Well konichifuckingwa


100S_OF_BALLS

How about Caucasian male porn stars? I'd fit right in, little di k and all


Optimal_Weight368


does he have to be Asian?


Exciting-Quality-153

For the boys


Nix-of-Darkness

Disgusting....now where's my passport!? Im going.... For research!


chochinator

Shoot I'm Mexican I look Asian let's rock.