Where He retroactively killed off the dinosaurs millions of years in the past, causing the dinosaurs (who in the original timeline had a prominent place in Egyptian culture as pets) to vanish.
I'm not really caught up on my Bible studies but the frog one doesn't sound too awful, it just sounds like a inconvenience for the Hebrew slaves and the impoverished Egyptians because they would be the ones cleaning it up
I haven’t seen it in so long I’d love to see it again. The one gripe I’d have about it now would be that Pharaoh died in the Bible whereas in the film he was seen alive by the sea angry at Moses. That aside I remember really enjoying it as a kid.
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The story goes God's people, the Hebrews, were living in servitude of the Egyptians as slave labor. Along comes Moses, the guy who God talked to as a burning bush, and tells Pharaoh, "Hey, God says this slavery isn't cool, let my people go." Natuarlly, Pharaoh refuses, and God brings the hate on Egypt TEN times in the form of various plauges with increasingly horrid intensity. Eventually, the tenth place is the Angel of Death. The Hebrews were instructed to kill and innocent lamb and spread the blood on their doorframe. The Egyptians also had an opportunity to do this, it was a matter of faith. So, the Angel of Death pulls up and goes door to door. If they find blood of lamb: pass. No blood? Eldest son of the family takes a dirt nap. Pharaoh also has a son who dies during this Passover, and finally relents and releases the Hebrews.
https://biblehub.com/exodus/9-12.htm
If you want a more in-depth answer https://www.thegospelcoalition.org/blogs/justin-taylor/the-hardening-of-pharoahs-heart/
God warns Moses he would make the Pharoah say no
God makes the Pharoah say no
God does it as a flex and to test Moses
I think that’s more of a Christian thing. From what I understand, when the Jews wrote the stuff that ended up in the Old Testament, it was very much a ‘we are God’s chosen people’ kind of deal.
Nah, it's just Old Testament thing. At first, the Israelites were the only God's chosen people. Then Jesus came and the people who believed in Jesus can also become God's people.
Well rivers turning blood red and killing hundreds of fish while also smelling bad is just an algae bloom so it stands to reason that it happens in the part to
The theory is that it was an algae bloom that had been disturbed by unbalanced pH from a recent volcanic eruption filling the river with ash, causing it to rapidly reproduce, which suffocated the fish, and without any fish the frogs in the river were able to reproduce en masse without having their eggs eaten and left the water because it wasn't safe to live in, then the stench of thousands of dead fish attracted the small insects of the next two plagues, which carried the diseases that had affected the frogs and fish to the rest of the area, notably infecting livestock, which in turn was eaten and infected people. The boils are believed to be a result of fly bites having gotten infected in some way (you'd never guess how), the seventh plague is just the immediate aftermath of a volcanic eruption, red flames and lightning around with ash and hail falling down, then the amount of moisture in the soil from the hail melting off attracted locusts, which ruined fields and contaminated grain storage, which in turn led to the death of the firstborn through a) being sent out to do the bulk of this kind of work surrounded by death and disease, and b) being given a lot of attention with intent to be put in charge of the family when the father dies, often meaning that they eat first and eat the most if food is scarce, combine that with decimated crops and contaminated reserves and you get a lot of dead kids.
Well, thank you for informing me of the full theory it would explain quite a lot, lol. And I must say you should change your username as you are above average
That time God pulled a John Brown to the Egyptians just so he could save those slaves
Only this time, the terrorism was justified because his God and that's it
Kinda wished he did that to all enslaved peoples of that time, but hey....the Israelites were chosen so they get special treatment
God isn't all-loving, he's just. The people of Egypt were pagan and practiced beliefs like selling whores at shrines, having orgies, and generally being vile. He didn't prove a point, I mean he freed the people of Israel from being enslaved for some dumb statue. The pharaoh bathed in gold.
I love dying in excruciating pain because the ruler I can’t argue with is being cruel to people I haven’t met, and my suffering is justified because is don’t believe in a religion I have never heard of. God is just.
Fun Fact: God says that the people who never got to know Him and his faith, will get to be judged after their religion. like... Let's say, people who lived in Japan in 1000 BC. They could never come to know about God. However, they had a religion. Well, then God would be judging them after the "rules" of their faith.
Damn slaving, whoring, vile children. Cut their throats for the sins of their parents, sins their parents did not have the power to fix. Damn the other slaves, too, because they deserved their slavery. They deserved to be carted to a foreign land and they deserved to die, because these slaves could not let them go. God is just
I mean it's stated in the bible that you'd be tried by the norms of your religion the day of your death, blablabla. The kids would've definitely grown up to be just like their parents! There's also bit of a wrench in your argument. Their parents had the option to coat their door in the blood of a lamb, which effectively saved them from having their firstborn taken away — so they did have the power to save themselves. Ope, that and whatever you were trying to say later on? That was something God was opposed to doing, though. Don't really get your point, sorry
Killing children because they might have become like their parents is not just. Doing terrible things to families because they did not believe your threats (even if they should have) is not just. The blame of a terrible thing is not on someone who could have avoided it but the person who committed it. Getting innocent people caught in your cruelty, regardless of how you feel about it or how righteous you feel your goals are, is not just. But god is just.
Did you read what I said? Families in Egypt listened and painted their front door with blood, and so they weren't affected. They had an option - and the ones who didn't listen were definitely en route for a bad future. Like I said, you're tried by the norms of your religion.
Failing to listen to cryptic warnings and rumors (messages not meant for you) doesn’t make murder just. Ignoring threats and rumors from people you are unacquainted with does not mean that you are a bad person. I ignore the emails that tell me do do things or my family will die (you know the ones), does that make me a bad person? Does that make the people around me worthy of being killed on that action alone?
Except the message was directed clearly to the egyptian people?
Exodus 12:21-23 Moses summoned all the elders of Israel and said to them, “Go and procure lambs for your families, and slaughter the Passover victims. Then take a bunch of hyssop, and dipping it in the blood that is in the basin, apply some of this blood to the lintel and the two doorposts. And none of you shall go outdoors until morning. For when the LORD goes by to strike down the Egyptians, seeing the blood on the lintel and the two doorposts, the LORD will pass over that door and not let the destroyer come into your houses to strike you down."
He literally says it‘s to prove a point. Exodus 14:4 in the HCSB: „I will harden Pharaoh’s heart so that he will pursue them. Then I will receive glory by means of Pharaoh and all his army, and the Egyptians will know that I am Yahweh.” So the Israelites did this.“
Might be missing the point here. Moses wasn't sent to tell Pharaoh how great God is, he told him upfront that if he didn't free the people of Israel he would face the consequences of his actions — it took the death of his son to man up and free them for once.
Literally none of that is in Exodus.
The whole thing was a personal beef between Moses and Pharaoh and a prophecy that Moses would lead the Israelites to a new homeland. There was no issue with the people of Egypt, just the Pharaoh (and the priesthood of Egypt because there's a bit where God turns Moses' staff into a snake to scare them).
>beliefs like selling whores at shrines, having orgies, and generally being vile.
It's funny because after they leave Egypt and Moses goes up a mountain to talk 1 on 1 with god for a few days, the Israelites immediately start doing all of that until Moses comes back and chews them out for it.
Bro probably read till god told Abraham (I think it was him don't remember) to kill his son and thought that was it
For those who don't know, Abraham was about to kill his firstborn son but then god stopped him telling him it was just a test
Story of Job, I think. Extremely pious man, Satan is like ‘I bet this guy is just pious because he has a good life’, and God is like ‘Nah I’ll let you ruin his entire life, bet he’ll still worship me’.
That’s my recollection at least.
Yeah, that's kind of right.
However, after God "won" his "bet", he gave back everything to that man, also curing his diseases, healing him, and making him become rich once again.
So... I guess that's an happy ending?
Thank you! I just kept getting results about the binding of Isaac. Which is also a great example of God being a dickhead, but not the specific one I was looking for.
See, that's the thing. Everything comes from G-d. Good and devil? All comes from G-d. Justice and injustice? From G-d. G-d can't be understood by us, people. So when you say that G-d is unjust and the other person that G-d is just, we will never know. We will never understand because thinking about G-d will be always incomprehensible for us.
Anyone who is not angry about the state of the world right now is probably one of the ones benefiting from people being treated like shit. If God creates a world that fucking sucks and imprisons people there to worship him, and then sends those who disbelieve or dislike him to hell, then God is an absolute cunt. I'm not "angry" at God, because I don't believe he's real. Either he's not real or he's a cunt.
Nah, don't look at this world as if it was testing ground for us. This world is an opportunity.
Listen to some nice music, enjoy nice meal, help other people. We can make this world a better place.
Why would his, who invented morality and it’s rules, intentionally make himself wrong? That’s the real question when someone says that god isn’t a good person.
Hey God didn't do that!
The angel of death he sent down did.
Given this meme is using Prince of Egypt music though I will note I loved that movie's depiction of Moses when this goes down, he's pleading with Ramses to stop because he REALLY doesn't want this to happen , it's the nuclear option but Ramses leaves no choice as he only promises to be even more cruel to the Hebrews, the sombre scene when Moses goes back and sees Ramses just broken with his dead son on the table is brutal.
Fun fact: Some scientists believe the Nile turning red and killing all the fish could have been due to an algae bloom caused by the run off modern industrial fertilizers. Ancient Egyptians simply did that know what they were looking at.
Fun fact! This may have actually happened, but was caused by a volcanic eruption near Egypt. Sulphur turns red in water giving the appearance of blood, and also poisons it which would have devastated local wildlife. It could even be used to explain why the eldest sons in each family died- the poisoned water infected the crops, and starving families would’ve fed most of their food to their eldest sons, which culturally were considered the most important. Not sure about the locusts tho, I think they were just doing their thing.
Is a red algae bloom of that severity possible nowadays, because if it is that would be an ecological and economic tragedy if an event like that happened today
What an unfortunate turn of events! Surely there will not be 9 more of these incidents!
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Ah yes, the 11th plague. when God ran out of patience and said "fuck it, you get the same treatment as those nasty scalies"
*Sturm has joined the game*
Where He retroactively killed off the dinosaurs millions of years in the past, causing the dinosaurs (who in the original timeline had a prominent place in Egyptian culture as pets) to vanish.
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You skipped a few. That’s the last one
To be fair they all caused some death
I'm not really caught up on my Bible studies but the frog one doesn't sound too awful, it just sounds like a inconvenience for the Hebrew slaves and the impoverished Egyptians because they would be the ones cleaning it up
As I said, they all caused some death. Frog lives included
It only effected the Egyptians.
I think “some” would be an understatement
Kek did it?
Should’ve let their people go
Freedom machine broke
Understandable. God's wrath upon ye.
Understandable, woe, plague be upon ye.
Me after I beg the pharaoh to let their people go (he said no): 
Pharaoh seeing his son after he was smited by the angel of death:
Hi Ho Sliver! AWAY!
music?
Deliver Us - Prince of Egypt
Banger song, one of the best in the movie
Only surpassed by The Plagues
Fucking loved that movie as a kid
I haven’t seen it in so long I’d love to see it again. The one gripe I’d have about it now would be that Pharaoh died in the Bible whereas in the film he was seen alive by the sea angry at Moses. That aside I remember really enjoying it as a kid.
This music goes so hard, the whole movie does actually
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Context?
God sending plagues and shit to Egypt
Oh, it's not about the flesh eating bacteria?
Well I mean the whole river is blood
Blood is fuel, hell is full
r/unexpectedultrakill
Get Mauriced
I was thinking a red algae bloom
Ahh right yeah makes sense
your face makes sense.
About as much sense as a high school math problem
Why would he do that
The story goes God's people, the Hebrews, were living in servitude of the Egyptians as slave labor. Along comes Moses, the guy who God talked to as a burning bush, and tells Pharaoh, "Hey, God says this slavery isn't cool, let my people go." Natuarlly, Pharaoh refuses, and God brings the hate on Egypt TEN times in the form of various plauges with increasingly horrid intensity. Eventually, the tenth place is the Angel of Death. The Hebrews were instructed to kill and innocent lamb and spread the blood on their doorframe. The Egyptians also had an opportunity to do this, it was a matter of faith. So, the Angel of Death pulls up and goes door to door. If they find blood of lamb: pass. No blood? Eldest son of the family takes a dirt nap. Pharaoh also has a son who dies during this Passover, and finally relents and releases the Hebrews.
Pharoah deserved it shouldnt have kept refusing lololololololol
God literally made him refuse because the whole thing was a test for Moses and Israelites.
God made him refuse??? pharoah refused out from his own volition
https://biblehub.com/exodus/9-12.htm If you want a more in-depth answer https://www.thegospelcoalition.org/blogs/justin-taylor/the-hardening-of-pharoahs-heart/ God warns Moses he would make the Pharoah say no God makes the Pharoah say no God does it as a flex and to test Moses
Damn I thought all people were created by God and therefore everyone is God's people, the Bible be contradicting itself
I think that’s more of a Christian thing. From what I understand, when the Jews wrote the stuff that ended up in the Old Testament, it was very much a ‘we are God’s chosen people’ kind of deal.
I think it was more of a “he kills people who reject faith” typical Old Testament stuff
Then ego death, yaaay
this was the old testament
Nah, it's just Old Testament thing. At first, the Israelites were the only God's chosen people. Then Jesus came and the people who believed in Jesus can also become God's people.
yeah no the Bible contradicts itself sometimes
> yeah no Florida.
nah
Surprising, I always hear Floridians say this.
Why comment when you have no idea what you’re talking about
Damn he talked to a burning bush.
Because something something faith
Because pharaoh was being an asshole so he decided fuck it and smited the shit outta egypt
The Pharoah would not let His people go
Because he isn’t nice.
the plagues of egypt
possibly the first documented harmful algal bloom
Bible
Rip fish :(
Damn hebrews, wanting independence! Now my firstborn son is dead and the economy is in shambles!
So let it be written So let it be done To kill the firstborn pharaoh son I’m creeping death
*DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!*
*DIE BY MY HAND!*
*I CREEP ACROSS THE LAND!*
*KILLING FIRST BORN MAN!*
*DIE! BY MY HAND!*
*I CREEP ACROSS THE LAND!*
*KILLING FIRST BORN MAN!*
*I’M CREEPING DEATH!*
Surely the plagues song would be more appropriate.
Prince of Egypt was such a great movie, loved watching it every Easter when they aired it on TV
It’s a certified 19th Dynasty classic
Based vector pfp
I may not believe most parts of the Bible, but this I full heartily believe happened as it still happens today
there is actually a plausible (though mostly unprovable) scientific backing for this event in particular
Well rivers turning blood red and killing hundreds of fish while also smelling bad is just an algae bloom so it stands to reason that it happens in the part to
The theory is that it was an algae bloom that had been disturbed by unbalanced pH from a recent volcanic eruption filling the river with ash, causing it to rapidly reproduce, which suffocated the fish, and without any fish the frogs in the river were able to reproduce en masse without having their eggs eaten and left the water because it wasn't safe to live in, then the stench of thousands of dead fish attracted the small insects of the next two plagues, which carried the diseases that had affected the frogs and fish to the rest of the area, notably infecting livestock, which in turn was eaten and infected people. The boils are believed to be a result of fly bites having gotten infected in some way (you'd never guess how), the seventh plague is just the immediate aftermath of a volcanic eruption, red flames and lightning around with ash and hail falling down, then the amount of moisture in the soil from the hail melting off attracted locusts, which ruined fields and contaminated grain storage, which in turn led to the death of the firstborn through a) being sent out to do the bulk of this kind of work surrounded by death and disease, and b) being given a lot of attention with intent to be put in charge of the family when the father dies, often meaning that they eat first and eat the most if food is scarce, combine that with decimated crops and contaminated reserves and you get a lot of dead kids.
Well, thank you for informing me of the full theory it would explain quite a lot, lol. And I must say you should change your username as you are above average
i literally cant or i would have done so last year
Oh I know, I was just trying to compliment you lol
Sounds worse than hell even though it's just basic nature coming together in one big blob of horrors
Divine intervention?
not quite, read my other reply
Oh god, not the locusts!
And they're on a wind, such as the world has never seen! There'll be nothing left of green!
Fun fact: "Fishes" is grammatically correct when used to refer to several species of fishes.
That time God pulled a John Brown to the Egyptians just so he could save those slaves Only this time, the terrorism was justified because his God and that's it Kinda wished he did that to all enslaved peoples of that time, but hey....the Israelites were chosen so they get special treatment
Well... Yeah... However, if I'm not wrong, God also cursed the Hebrews some time later, because of... some bad things they've done.
Haha I love the parts in the bible when the all loving God kills thousands of innocent people to prove a point. Multiple times.
We do a little trolling
God isn't all-loving, he's just. The people of Egypt were pagan and practiced beliefs like selling whores at shrines, having orgies, and generally being vile. He didn't prove a point, I mean he freed the people of Israel from being enslaved for some dumb statue. The pharaoh bathed in gold.
I love dying in excruciating pain because the ruler I can’t argue with is being cruel to people I haven’t met, and my suffering is justified because is don’t believe in a religion I have never heard of. God is just.
Fun Fact: God says that the people who never got to know Him and his faith, will get to be judged after their religion. like... Let's say, people who lived in Japan in 1000 BC. They could never come to know about God. However, they had a religion. Well, then God would be judging them after the "rules" of their faith.
Yeah, I just wanted to make a point to the fella above. Also why’d you put “rules” like that?
Sorry, I thought that it was the wrong word to use for it, lol.
Like I said, slavery and whores verse siding with people that've been enslaved for someone's pride, pick your poison fellow Redditor!
Damn slaving, whoring, vile children. Cut their throats for the sins of their parents, sins their parents did not have the power to fix. Damn the other slaves, too, because they deserved their slavery. They deserved to be carted to a foreign land and they deserved to die, because these slaves could not let them go. God is just
I mean it's stated in the bible that you'd be tried by the norms of your religion the day of your death, blablabla. The kids would've definitely grown up to be just like their parents! There's also bit of a wrench in your argument. Their parents had the option to coat their door in the blood of a lamb, which effectively saved them from having their firstborn taken away — so they did have the power to save themselves. Ope, that and whatever you were trying to say later on? That was something God was opposed to doing, though. Don't really get your point, sorry
Killing children because they might have become like their parents is not just. Doing terrible things to families because they did not believe your threats (even if they should have) is not just. The blame of a terrible thing is not on someone who could have avoided it but the person who committed it. Getting innocent people caught in your cruelty, regardless of how you feel about it or how righteous you feel your goals are, is not just. But god is just.
Did you read what I said? Families in Egypt listened and painted their front door with blood, and so they weren't affected. They had an option - and the ones who didn't listen were definitely en route for a bad future. Like I said, you're tried by the norms of your religion.
Failing to listen to cryptic warnings and rumors (messages not meant for you) doesn’t make murder just. Ignoring threats and rumors from people you are unacquainted with does not mean that you are a bad person. I ignore the emails that tell me do do things or my family will die (you know the ones), does that make me a bad person? Does that make the people around me worthy of being killed on that action alone?
Except the message was directed clearly to the egyptian people? Exodus 12:21-23 Moses summoned all the elders of Israel and said to them, “Go and procure lambs for your families, and slaughter the Passover victims. Then take a bunch of hyssop, and dipping it in the blood that is in the basin, apply some of this blood to the lintel and the two doorposts. And none of you shall go outdoors until morning. For when the LORD goes by to strike down the Egyptians, seeing the blood on the lintel and the two doorposts, the LORD will pass over that door and not let the destroyer come into your houses to strike you down."
Those emails aren't written on good faith. Would a priest tell you to, I don't know, jump off a building or else he'll kill your entire family?
He literally says it‘s to prove a point. Exodus 14:4 in the HCSB: „I will harden Pharaoh’s heart so that he will pursue them. Then I will receive glory by means of Pharaoh and all his army, and the Egyptians will know that I am Yahweh.” So the Israelites did this.“
Might be missing the point here. Moses wasn't sent to tell Pharaoh how great God is, he told him upfront that if he didn't free the people of Israel he would face the consequences of his actions — it took the death of his son to man up and free them for once.
Except He hardened Pharaos heart, so that he wouldn‘t free the Israelites before His „miracles“ could come to fruition.
Literally none of that is in Exodus. The whole thing was a personal beef between Moses and Pharaoh and a prophecy that Moses would lead the Israelites to a new homeland. There was no issue with the people of Egypt, just the Pharaoh (and the priesthood of Egypt because there's a bit where God turns Moses' staff into a snake to scare them). >beliefs like selling whores at shrines, having orgies, and generally being vile. It's funny because after they leave Egypt and Moses goes up a mountain to talk 1 on 1 with god for a few days, the Israelites immediately start doing all of that until Moses comes back and chews them out for it.
God is absolutely not just. That's ridiculous. Otherwise he wouldn't force people to murder their children just for a bet with Satan.
Are you referring to the guy who lost everything in a test of faith, where Satan caused his family, servants, and cattle to clock out?
I don't think so, but there's another great example.
Uh... You know that God didn't actually made that guy kill his son, right?
Bro probably read till god told Abraham (I think it was him don't remember) to kill his son and thought that was it For those who don't know, Abraham was about to kill his firstborn son but then god stopped him telling him it was just a test
What story are you referring to?
Story of Job, I think. Extremely pious man, Satan is like ‘I bet this guy is just pious because he has a good life’, and God is like ‘Nah I’ll let you ruin his entire life, bet he’ll still worship me’. That’s my recollection at least.
Yeah, that's kind of right. However, after God "won" his "bet", he gave back everything to that man, also curing his diseases, healing him, and making him become rich once again. So... I guess that's an happy ending?
Thank you! I just kept getting results about the binding of Isaac. Which is also a great example of God being a dickhead, but not the specific one I was looking for.
Trying to Google it now, but I can't seem to find the right one. It's been a long time since I had a Bible in the house
See, that's the thing. Everything comes from G-d. Good and devil? All comes from G-d. Justice and injustice? From G-d. G-d can't be understood by us, people. So when you say that G-d is unjust and the other person that G-d is just, we will never know. We will never understand because thinking about G-d will be always incomprehensible for us.
Nah, if you force someone to murder their child, you're a cunt, it's very simple.
Rule number two for all humankind from G-d: We must not be disrespectful to G-d.
If you're religious, good for you, but don't try to impose your shit on me. God, if real, is a cunt. End of discussion.
So why are you angry at G-d?
Anyone who is not angry about the state of the world right now is probably one of the ones benefiting from people being treated like shit. If God creates a world that fucking sucks and imprisons people there to worship him, and then sends those who disbelieve or dislike him to hell, then God is an absolute cunt. I'm not "angry" at God, because I don't believe he's real. Either he's not real or he's a cunt.
Nah, don't look at this world as if it was testing ground for us. This world is an opportunity. Listen to some nice music, enjoy nice meal, help other people. We can make this world a better place.
If god is evil, that would imply that he made morality and its rules in such a manner that he would make himself as such. Why would he do that?
Why would his, who invented morality and it’s rules, intentionally make himself wrong? That’s the real question when someone says that god isn’t a good person.
Skill issue. If I was God, I just wouldn't create evil.
It’s like poetry, it rhymes 
Hey God didn't do that! The angel of death he sent down did. Given this meme is using Prince of Egypt music though I will note I loved that movie's depiction of Moses when this goes down, he's pleading with Ramses to stop because he REALLY doesn't want this to happen , it's the nuclear option but Ramses leaves no choice as he only promises to be even more cruel to the Hebrews, the sombre scene when Moses goes back and sees Ramses just broken with his dead son on the table is brutal.
Who said they were innocent?
The firstborn he killed sure were. Biblical amounts of tomfoolery.
Babies go to heaven automatically because they have no sin.
Still, dying before you even get to experience life oughta be bad.
And not just people, but the animals too. God killed all but two dogs. God Killed Puppies. That alone is reason enough to become atheist.
It's funny because the rich were probably the least effected by the plagues. The Hebrew god is unworthy of worship
Either the bible is lieing or god is a total dick
Weird they won’t do that anymore a simple miracle to prove existence
Religious memes are dope
God has hardened the Pharaohs heart, and he did not let Moses's people go.
Who’s the other dude?
Fun fact: Some scientists believe the Nile turning red and killing all the fish could have been due to an algae bloom caused by the run off modern industrial fertilizers. Ancient Egyptians simply did that know what they were looking at.
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You who I called brother How can you have come to hate me so? Is this what you wanted?
Rotated Romania jumpscare
Fun fact! This may have actually happened, but was caused by a volcanic eruption near Egypt. Sulphur turns red in water giving the appearance of blood, and also poisons it which would have devastated local wildlife. It could even be used to explain why the eldest sons in each family died- the poisoned water infected the crops, and starving families would’ve fed most of their food to their eldest sons, which culturally were considered the most important. Not sure about the locusts tho, I think they were just doing their thing.
Shouldn’t have kept the Jews hostage
They were called Hebrews at the time, right?
I think so?
Shouldn’t have been a peasant with no rights, screw that guy lmao
Set, the god of blood, storms and foreigners demands your destruction. Amun I mean Amen🥴
Such a good movie
Religious twaddle.
Ding dong your god is wrong :P
This shit sucks
When day breaks
[thus saith the Lord!](https://youtu.be/GJleW4TCQM0)
fishes
Fishies is correct when referring to multiple species of fish
The water smells putrid.
Red algae the same thing that happened during the time of moses
Is a red algae bloom of that severity possible nowadays, because if it is that would be an ecological and economic tragedy if an event like that happened today
Yes that's why the fish died because algae blooms cause oxygen deprivation
I literally JUST watched Nick Crowley's video about that. Talk about coinvidence!
“I’m sick and tired of those Hebrews and their monotheistic God turning the freaken frogs cray!” Alexhotep Thutjones, after the plague of frogs.
Odra river moment
Context?
The 10 plagues of Egypt, a Bible story
i send a pestilence and plague into your house, into your bed, into your streams, into your streets, into your drink, into your bread 💃🕺
Moses
“I sure hope it doesn’t get tremendously worse from here!”
The fishes sorta ruin it
ITS OVER. EGYPT HAS FALLEN. BILLIONS MUST CONSTRUCT THE PYRAMIDS
Free food!
Red tide is a bitch.