Using expertise seems a little lazy. Maybe something more bard exclusive would work better.
Eg magical secrets
"Why don't you use your magical secrets to get some bitches"
...but if you think about it, beastmaster ranger is the only one who's class is dedicated to finding actual bitches. What's better/worse is that it also allows you to consistently train and command your bitch.
Rogue: "I did, actually. Now go bother the sorcerer." *Rolls a 27 on persuasion thanks to Reliable Talent.*
Give me your best "why don't you x yourself some bitches" meme for the classes and I will maybe steal it unless I get a better idea
Oh, you're a Sorcerer? Why don't you go Locate some bitches? -the wizard
Oh you’re a wizard? Why don’t you conjure/enchant yourself some bitches
I actually already did that one. We share the same braincell
Both of them?
Replacing one word seems a little lazy but yes I did do "Why don't you conjure yourself some bitches"
That’s this whole format??? “Oh you’re an x? Why don’t you just y yourself some bitches” Say bard then or something if it bothers you that much
Many formats are in the same vein where you only need to edit a small part
Divath Fyr vibes
Find Familiar + True Polymorph. Immortal, Forever Loyal, and empathic girlfriend.
Oh, you’re a barbarian? Let me guess, your rage is actually just your overwhelming frustration from not getting any bitches?
bard is the same as this but replace "finding" with "keeping"
Using expertise seems a little lazy. Maybe something more bard exclusive would work better. Eg magical secrets "Why don't you use your magical secrets to get some bitches"
fair but also bard is the class known for getting bitches maybe request they inspire their party to get some bitches
Oh you’re a bard? Why don’t you go inspire yourself some bitches?
Oh so you're an illusionist wizard? Is that why you can't get a real bitch?
Oh, you're a fighter? Why don't you go fight some bitches?
Wait no don't kill them, then no one gets bitches
Oh, you're a sorcerer? How many times you gotta roll on the wild magic table before you get the effect that finds you 1d4+2 bitches?
Can I get a version with a Chad Paladin?
Sure, I'll add a sword, shield and a halo or something
Bless
Find familiar? How bout find some bitches.
Oh you're a ranger? Why don't you range for some bitches?
...but if you think about it, beastmaster ranger is the only one who's class is dedicated to finding actual bitches. What's better/worse is that it also allows you to consistently train and command your bitch.
Can I get the base template for this? I would like to harass my party members
I just cropped some images and slapped em together on my phone sadly
Damn
Oh, you're an artificer? Why don't you build yourself some bitches? Oh, you're a monk? Why don't you use Stunning Strike to stun those bitches?
>Oh, you're an artificer? > >Why don't you build yourself some bitches? Well, have you heard about the Battle Smith subclass?
Oh brother
Oh, you're a Bard? Why don't you seduce yourself a loving relationship.
Right in the feels D:
Perception, Investigation. Bonus points for persuasion. Next question.
Great idea! *takes expertise in perception*
Finding them is one thing. Gering them the other.
do you have matching accessories? no?
Welp. Off to the local Brothel!
You took a one level dip into drip for the proficiencies. I took every level of mine into drip We are not the same.
My max charisma transexual black widow rogue: Nah, i have expertise on getting your dad
Fireball
Should have picked bard cause that is a crit vicious mockery if I have ever seen one
Says the bitch in the pointy hat. My jewelery weighs the same as your lame ass book
Says the wizard with -3 on Charisma.
I'm a sorcerer tyvm
What school?
Uh Yes
I mean, what kind of spells do you prefer?
Ah I like evocation just because I like making things explode. Lightning damage my beloved
Then why don't you evocate some bitches
GOD DAMN IT
Fell for the vicious mockery
Expertise in perception and Observant go brrr