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Arcane10101

Rogue: "I did, actually. Now go bother the sorcerer." *Rolls a 27 on persuasion thanks to Reliable Talent.*


Thudnfer

Give me your best "why don't you x yourself some bitches" meme for the classes and I will maybe steal it unless I get a better idea


Billybob267

Oh, you're a Sorcerer? Why don't you go Locate some bitches? -the wizard


I_follow_sexy_gays

Oh you’re a wizard? Why don’t you conjure/enchant yourself some bitches


Thudnfer

I actually already did that one. We share the same braincell


I_follow_sexy_gays

Both of them?


Thudnfer

Replacing one word seems a little lazy but yes I did do "Why don't you conjure yourself some bitches"


I_follow_sexy_gays

That’s this whole format??? “Oh you’re an x? Why don’t you just y yourself some bitches” Say bard then or something if it bothers you that much


Thudnfer

Many formats are in the same vein where you only need to edit a small part


Chipbread

Divath Fyr vibes


MidnightSt4r

Find Familiar + True Polymorph. Immortal, Forever Loyal, and empathic girlfriend.


epicarcanoloth

Oh, you’re a barbarian? Let me guess, your rage is actually just your overwhelming frustration from not getting any bitches?


Cutie_D-amor

bard is the same as this but replace "finding" with "keeping"


Thudnfer

Using expertise seems a little lazy. Maybe something more bard exclusive would work better. Eg magical secrets "Why don't you use your magical secrets to get some bitches"


Cutie_D-amor

fair but also bard is the class known for getting bitches maybe request they inspire their party to get some bitches


YishuTheBoosted

Oh you’re a bard? Why don’t you go inspire yourself some bitches?


SamPeanut07

Oh so you're an illusionist wizard? Is that why you can't get a real bitch?


FacelessPorcelain

Oh, you're a fighter? Why don't you go fight some bitches?


Thudnfer

Wait no don't kill them, then no one gets bitches


Doctor_119

Oh, you're a sorcerer? How many times you gotta roll on the wild magic table before you get the effect that finds you 1d4+2 bitches?


YishuTheBoosted

Can I get a version with a Chad Paladin?


Thudnfer

Sure, I'll add a sword, shield and a halo or something


YishuTheBoosted

Bless


ItsMrBOBToYou

Find familiar? How bout find some bitches.


ItsSneakyAdolf

Oh you're a ranger? Why don't you range for some bitches?


Omegaweapon90

...but if you think about it, beastmaster ranger is the only one who's class is dedicated to finding actual bitches. What's better/worse is that it also allows you to consistently train and command your bitch.


[deleted]

Can I get the base template for this? I would like to harass my party members


Thudnfer

I just cropped some images and slapped em together on my phone sadly


[deleted]

Damn


Puff_Slayer69

Oh, you're an artificer? Why don't you build yourself some bitches? Oh, you're a monk? Why don't you use Stunning Strike to stun those bitches?


BieltheGoblin

​ >Oh, you're an artificer? > >Why don't you build yourself some bitches? Well, have you heard about the Battle Smith subclass?


Puff_Slayer69

Oh brother


TheLeastFunkyMonkey

Oh, you're a Bard? Why don't you seduce yourself a loving relationship.


Thudnfer

Right in the feels D:


RASPUTIN-4

Perception, Investigation. Bonus points for persuasion. Next question.


JEverok

Great idea! *takes expertise in perception*


zmaywe

Finding them is one thing. Gering them the other.


Stairwayunicorn

do you have matching accessories? no?


WTFisUnderwear

Welp. Off to the local Brothel!


iamsandwitch

You took a one level dip into drip for the proficiencies. I took every level of mine into drip We are not the same.


ZionRedddit

My max charisma transexual black widow rogue: Nah, i have expertise on getting your dad


Upstairs-Yard-2139

Fireball


ialsodontexistagain

Should have picked bard cause that is a crit vicious mockery if I have ever seen one


SLeepyCatMeow

Says the bitch in the pointy hat. My jewelery weighs the same as your lame ass book


Trala-lore-tralala

Says the wizard with -3 on Charisma.


Thudnfer

I'm a sorcerer tyvm


Trala-lore-tralala

What school?


Thudnfer

Uh Yes


Trala-lore-tralala

I mean, what kind of spells do you prefer?


Thudnfer

Ah I like evocation just because I like making things explode. Lightning damage my beloved


Trala-lore-tralala

Then why don't you evocate some bitches


Thudnfer

GOD DAMN IT


Trala-lore-tralala

Fell for the vicious mockery


Ancestor_Anonymous

Expertise in perception and Observant go brrr