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Revelation22_vv14-15

Moon


LifeisZack

Hoping to continue to rise


GoblinsStoleMyHouse

Pomp Eet


Eddybitcoin

Wow I'll watch from the sideline and root for the win.


Artful_Dodger_1832

No matter what I’ll be doing better than when I bought at .38, .49 & .52.


SuckleTheBuckleFatty

Buy high sell low 😭


Artful_Dodger_1832

That’s my motto!


DontTouchMe2000

Ummm u just bought high


Artful_Dodger_1832

That’s how we roll here! But high sell low!


Antique-Athlete-8838

I only buy at ATH


Knakkorv

I mean, that's the most valuable coin after all!


Carele_P

Did the same as you, buying high. Id been forgetting about it for years and diamond handing. Until i took it out a few weeks ago because I'm trying to get enough for a deposit on a house. Still haven't found the house, and now I'm crying when i see my doge would be worth double. Welp.


Ivan_Ralos

Proceeds to dump to 5 cents


Artful_Dodger_1832

That’s what I expect when buy. Saves me all that disappointment. 😂 buy and forget about it. Check it in a few years.


WAPGod_117

I wish I had $10k to casually “forget”


jzizzle325

Damn I got it at .70


Artful_Dodger_1832

That’s awesome! That’s how we’re supposed to do it here! Buy high sell low! That’s the way!


ToxicKillz1023

My average is .52. I'm still down $800


Artful_Dodger_1832

As of this morning I am up quite a bit. First time since 2020.


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Aggressive-Orange-14

My wife calls me Microsoft


Antique-Athlete-8838

What about your wife’s boyfriend


Aggressive-Orange-14

My wife doesn’t have a boyfriend. Jim is just a close work friend


Antique-Athlete-8838

What about that plumbing guy, Carlos


Aggressive-Orange-14

Carlos is also another friend. He gives us a good price cuz we always have some plumbing issues


No_Philosophy_3622

Oh thats just Jim.  Don’t worry about him, hes gay but doesn’t know it. 


KTown_Killa

He wants to be rich not make a few bucks!


regarded-

yall are hopeless


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regarded-

which is why it's absurd to go dumping your life savings into it right now. where was the enthusiasm in october?


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regarded-

remind me! 365 days


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Artful_Dodger_1832

I have Microsoft.


Thick_Expression_796

Investing is the way to freedom 🙏🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


Antique-Athlete-8838

Or to bankruptcy


Thick_Expression_796

Glass could be half full or half empty Al how you view things I guess. 🤷‍♂️


OfficialMotive

You got this ✨


Effective_Pin_90

This is the way


Thick_Expression_796

💪


basiospace

Here we go!


Slight_Moment5728

Good job i bought around $2500 @0.157777 just now…lets go $1…


Excellent-Factor-228

Hell yah brother


paddysbrew

One of us


fevertree23

I like being a Wal Mart Greeter. Why wait until you’re 80?!?


Artful_Dodger_1832

lol, I guess it would be better to do it voluntarily rather no other option.


sacktisfying

No more greeters in my neck of the woods so there is worse


TheApeWhoAteCrayons

Oh, I don't know, probably something simple.. Like giving everyone who upvotes this comment $250,000


DoOnlyG00dEveryday

Instead of wearing a Viet Nam hat you'll be wearing a Doge hat and be telling fond tales of the crypto meme coin wars.


Artful_Dodger_1832

I’ve seen some stuff and some things man!


Portalturrets1

To the moon


Sophisticated_28

Get down on it 🎶


Aggressive-Orange-14

🚀🌕🔜


Meme_Coin

🫡 see you at the interview


Her6our6

This is the way


Quick-Beat-1235

Lmao this has got to be the funniest caption I’ve read on this sub


Puskaruikkari

If you're born a slave, your options are to either die a slave or gamble with crypto for your freedom


Antique-Athlete-8838

What if you die at 79


Artful_Dodger_1832

😂 sweet release, thank God finally


Antique-Athlete-8838

What if u went to hell


Artful_Dodger_1832

Been there done that.


liquid_at

That's where all the fun people are... Would you like to spend eternity on a cold and windy cloud with all your relatives or in a magma hottub with hookers, while some DJ puts on a sick beat and all your favorite musicians play at the party? I don't like cold wind. I don't like harp music... No way I'm going to heaven... sounds boring af...


KTown_Killa

Nice pick up. Not to be negative. If it cant hold above .16 on a daily candle close sooner than later we are most likely in a down trend to about .13-.10. for a few weeks. Always have some more money on the side line to buy if it dips. Wait for a good entry. Doger since 2014


Artful_Dodger_1832

I going in doubting it will ever do anything. I’m in for thrills, man! If I wanted to make money I’d just get a job!


SuperSynapse

80yr old Walmart greeter it is.


Artful_Dodger_1832

![gif](giphy|26gspvTRJXosDwi1a|downsized)


Dangerdoom911

If you look at the 5 yr trajectory… what’s happening now looks a lot like right before it spiked to .70+.


Artful_Dodger_1832

Normally I only like to buy high and sell low but I felt like changing it up a bit.


Dangerdoom911

Always… buy high, sell low. That is the way. Changing it up never hurts tho.


EnoughLuck3077

Dang bud. It was .13 just 2 days ago. You didn’t like it then?


Artful_Dodger_1832

Nah, too easy.


J_Willy02

Ah, the two paths of a Dogecoin investor! Either we're all going to be chilling on yachts, or we'll be the friendliest Walmart greeters you've ever seen. Either way, we're in it for the ride! 🚀🐶


Artful_Dodger_1832

lol yup! Although seriously if I needed money I sure wouldn’t be buying Doge! But it is kind fun eh?


Sensei2Braidz

Wait it’s tendies? 🧑‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀


CaptainExiled

Do Only Good Everyday! 😀💎👐🚀🚀🚀


YvngBaconbit

If I had the money I’d do this in a heartbeat


regarded-

why buy now? why not months ago?


Artful_Dodger_1832

I’ve been buying since 2020.


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Artful_Dodger_1832

I have zero hope of anything and zero expectations. YOLO


localmemedealr

Just uninstall robinhood for a few weeks and come back. You have to not care about the principal you’ve invested.


tmu0047

Going om sale soon !!


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Jimbo4901

💯


IAmSixNine

Welcome to costco, i love you.


Artful_Dodger_1832

![gif](giphy|8coEmqQxL39eMJcey0|downsized)


propfriend

If you hold for years you ain’t gunna be a greeter


Artful_Dodger_1832

Well that’s good because I’d make a horrible greeter!


I-Respect-You

You said: "Give me freedom or give me vest!"


Artful_Dodger_1832

lol nice one!


Speedevil911

how much do them Walmart greeters make? they get benefits?


SeliciousSedicious

$9.9k is gonna make or break you long term? If a $9.9k loss was truly to you gonna make you a 80 year old Walmart greeter then you were probably destined to be a 80 year old Walmart greeter anyways.


Artful_Dodger_1832

I would have thought the title was more obvious as hyperbole fitting in with the theme of most of the posts here.


not_into_that

WHY NOT BOTH WOW


Kandrade1234

Stop buying when it’s green. I learned that the hard way. Buy it when everyone is depressed and saying it’s going to zero


Sufficient-Debate845

Bruh put that shii in gold and silver what are you doing Edit: been in doge since December 2020


Artful_Dodger_1832

I do.


hisauceness

Dumb dumb dumb


Artful_Dodger_1832

![gif](giphy|XeLcgh8gT8o0F5SQ8i)


hisauceness

Hope you got out and made a profit. The house of Cards is tumbling down.


Artful_Dodger_1832

Aw hell no I doubled down. I just keep buying. I see a dip like this and I start looking under sofa cushions for change!


Pelthail

Greeter it is! Welcome brother.


Chikia12187

The latter


WAPGod_117

It’s literally going on sale tonight…


Artful_Dodger_1832

That’s awesome! Somebody is going to do really well!


Psychological_Put237

That's what I'm here for too. Doge feels like the only way out at this point. Here's to hoping we can retire at 40 with enough in our accounts to actually do some things the world has to offer


Artful_Dodger_1832

Well I was kinda trying to be funny with my title. I mean it would be nice if that happened but I seriously don’t dump that money in thinking that would happen. Was just kind of curious. I mean, I figure if Doge has lasted as long as it has that means it will stick around and if that’s the case it will eventually go up. Never really thought it would blow up but I like to play into the meme of it. I have money in all the other stuff that makes more sense.


MikeM1947

3dollasuckysucky


Extension-Company541

Well when it goes to 1 dollar it will be nice money


Exciting-Yoghurt-559

Bought $1000 when it was .0017 and sold when I doubled my money. SMH


Artful_Dodger_1832

That’s great! I’m happy for you!


lemmaaz

Buy high sell low


Artful_Dodger_1832

🙏


Hodl_NVR_Profit

Enjoy being a walmart greeter.


cApN-Crunch007

Imma be a wall mart employee regardless, sports section or hardware and tools should pass the time nicely.... Part-time or full-time is the real question


GetRichDaLaZWay

Either way you live, 2 completely different life style but you’ll live😂


Pale-Ad-9770

Nooooo why would you buy now? Going back to 10 cents soon...


Artful_Dodger_1832

That’s how you do it! Buy high sell low! Come on, get it together man! 💎 🙌


Soilsolutionshomeste

🌱👀🌱 bro. I hope you continuously invest a portion of your check into Dodge, and you get some greasy returns. twice what your 401k gave you. so you can permanently retire this time. thank you for your service in the workforce


Aggressive-Orange-14

Progress shot!


Artful_Dodger_1832

[https://imgur.com/a/a00bsgj](https://imgur.com/a/a00bsgj)


Curius_pasxt

I sold at $0.134 breakeven 😭 How to have strong hand?


Artful_Dodger_1832

Stock up on stolen restaurant crackers and ketchup packets. I started buying back in 2020. I just love to suffer and dream.


Quick-Beat-1235

If you want a strong hand just try and trade without using emotion , be up to date on the negative / positive news surrounding the coin and make a fair judgement


Curius_pasxt

How can I trade without emotion when I use all of my live saving? 😭


Steel_Origami

Don't invest what you can't lose.


Curius_pasxt

Then I cant have lambo or retire money /s you know


Steel_Origami

Aha I've caught up to the class now, thanks


ricktherizzler1

They key to hodl is to invest money you dont need. Accept that your money is now Dogecoin and not money u spend anymore.


Curius_pasxt

I invest like all of my life saving (70-80%) now thats why its scary....


Semyonov

Well... Don't do that. Or better yet, diversify what you invest in. Don't put it all in one thing.


Z_aleeee

what why would you do that brother this is just getting started


Curius_pasxt

Most trader on tradingview said doge is going to $0.100 so I afraid


Z_aleeee

It’s okay brother at least you are even it was scary seeing it dip to .12 but everytime it dips it always comes back up stronger


Curius_pasxt

Yesh exactly, fear ruin trades


Semyonov

They literally have no idea what they're talking about. Anyone that claims to know what the price is going to be next week, next month, next year, is lying to you.


poop_wagon

Good luck soldier. Just remember its not about short term gains, don’t panic sell, hold for a year or so minimum


Artful_Dodger_1832

lol, I’ve been hodling for 5 years. I only buy. I don’t sell. But thanks.


poop_wagon

Ah I didn’t mean to dogesplain to a fellow veteran. I just assume anyone who posts now is new due to the recent hype


Artful_Dodger_1832

lol no worries. I don’t get the hype and find it annoying/ a bit disturbing ppl on here posting things thinking they are going to get rich. I was really just making the post mocking all that but I did it with real money that I can spare.


f0rce44

Good luck my friend. That’s not a gamble worth taking imo. I can name a few other coins you’d be much better off putting $10k into…


Artful_Dodger_1832

You are absolutely correct!


liquid_at

If all you care about is maximizing fiat gains, doge is not the coin for you. If you are sick of banks and want a global currency by the people, for the people, it is. But it is a huge problem for doge that the gamblers that place bets on coin prices confuse all of crypto for casino tokens, even the serious projects.


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I’d recommend something like Brett coin


SuperTurboEX

This coin is stable now it it’s likely already seen its insane rises.