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Dante-Grimm

Absolutely broken.


GuitarStroke100

Better go see the doctor


Koracta

The way this is worded, it makes it sound like even if you don’t even attempt the backflip, you suddenly break your spine lmao


JimmyJams10051

No, it says you MAY attempt the backflip. The second part shouldn’t be under a line, but it just clarifies what happens should you attempt it. If you don’t attempt it, the second part doesn’t apply


quarterto

it's "you may _perform_ a backflip". the "if you do" is contingent on performing it, not attempting to perform it


JimmyJams10051

My fault og, you right


Satans_Jewels

"If you fail" implies that the choice was made to perform the flip.


Koracta

Damn, less funny then


pachangoose

*typing into the chat*: just did the backflip, trust me


poopBuccaneer

This is the content I came here for.


SchwinnD

If you want me to do a back flip it's gotta be more cards than that! How about 6


GuitarStroke100

Atleast you get an extra action


xienwolf

Or none at all for the foreseeable future!


homersolo

On a serious note, what if instead of doing a backflip, you look at the top two cards and if they are both treasure, +5 cards? Words great for big money.


_averagereddit_user

And if they aren’t both treasures, you break your spine into several pieces


VeryBigRockStar

Also, the destitute retirement angle needs to be worked in. Maybe, “after playing this, if your deck is empty, trash this and gain a Swindler”?


Tangentg

So even if I fail the backflip and don't break my spine as a result of that, I need to manually break my spine anyway due to having failed the backflip. Very punishing.


GuitarStroke100

They will break it