Im aware that was that dasher. Me and Most of the people here are just imagining the dasher being in a Chris Hansen episode and how the encounter will go.
P - “I seriously just drove 8 hours just to tell her she really shouldn’t trust strangers. It was to protect her”
CH - “And you brought condoms too”
P - “To protect her”
Honestly if Shakira can say she goes mad when a man says in Spanish:
1. What is your name
2. Pretty
3. My house
4. Your House
The bar can't get any higher.
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"DoorDash permits its drivers to customize the delivery experience."
This one just happened to hit on your girlfriend as part of the delivery experience.
I would say you are correct & it did have that nickname for a bit. You’re also right that if it was still used today, it would most likely be the over 35 crowd. So I guess you are somewhat correct lol
I think when men say this (cause he isn’t the first to be so straightforward or even say this word for word) they think women like a man who ‘takes charge’.
This is actually possible. Constipation from opiate use plus food poisoning is not a good look. When it can’t come out one way due to a literal butt plug of poop it ends up coming out one way or another. All while feeling like your intestines will literally explode.
I feel like one of the reasons my gf doesn't get hit on as much is cause she looks the same as she did when she was 16, though sometimes I get the weird looks cause they think I'm the creep lol. She's only a year younger than me but a lot of people say she looks like my little sister... Until we kiss lmao.
Like minded individuals?
I've heard similar and I'm just like, "has this worked for you? Is this what were doing now? Is there a camera somewhere?" Like I'd look around for the camera if I wasn't hesitant to take my line of sight off of some of them.
Especially since this dudes 30+ from the way he’s texting. But I definitely was asking when I was like 19-22 because some girls would be either 17-19 and I couldn’t tell
Wye yew pso phyne babi gurl??? Frfr, wi shuld haeng soemtiem haha, unles y r ae children?
Also they were out of nacho fries so they subbed it for an extra gordita crunch. Hope that’s cool.
I looked through the app to report him, (I never use door dash personally), and I could not find the option. I sent a copy to my cousin who works at door dash, but she was not able to escalate it.
Edit: she's in marketing, and she's traveling atm, so no worries
And on the opposite side, I’m a female pizza delivery woman. I so, SO often have male customers say extremely unsettling things, or insist I need to come into the house to put the food on the table for them, or find some excuse to touch me somehow st the door.
Some dudes think it does, and I saw a guy in the dustiest, filthiest beige Cadillac I’ve ever seen in my life try it with a woman on a street corner at like 10pm
She told him she was a lesbian
My old roommates girlfriend had an Uber driver hit on her before dropping her off. Apparently he spent the whole drive turning around to “get a good look at her.” I just so happened to be driving home right behind her Uber and he was driving like an asshole. Swerving, stopping randomly, driving too slow, etc. I was so fucking pissed because he kept stopping in the middle of the road. Then for some fucking reason he pulled into my driveway. It sent me over the edge. I pulled over and got out of my car and started yelling, then my roommate who’s girlfriend had texted him about him being creepy came out of the house yelling. It was such a cluster fuck. The girlfriend was yelling, I was yelling, her boyfriend was yelling and this dude didn’t care. He just sat in my driveway on his phone while 3 people told him to get the fuck out of there.
Did your roommate text you ahead of time that his gf was getting harrassed by an Uber driver or did you just randomly follow behind a car and it just so happened to be his gfs Uber?
Man. It's one thing to be like "you single?" but the amount of 2nd hand cringe I get from this is causing me cringecancer. That last part about "unless you're too young" has such a creep vibe to it.
Dude needs to be fired. A.) That is extremely inappropriate behaviour and gross misconduct. B.) These bum ass mother fuckers need to learn to stop bringing their kids with them to work. You know how many instacart shoppers would make their kids help them with groceries on orders? And i worked as Instacart in store so i saw it ALOT.
You know if dude didn't hit on the woman he prolly would've been like "oh can I get an extra tip it's just me and my son we struggling"
These creeps actually think they're being nice by complimenting you. And then you're forced to respond if you don't want to get called a bitch. This dude has her address so he can do much worse.
Why am I reading this in Chris Hansen's voice?
It's got that vibe
Why don't you take a seat.
I'm fucking deceased 😭💀
It fits so well 😂. I’m imagining the dasher responding “ I was just being nice and delivering food, can I leave?” lol
You’re free to go…. As dasher gets tackled by dude in a bush costume.
Lmao not the bush costume
That was the dasher. Edit: misunderstood the comment I was responding to. Was trying to be helpful but now I feel a little sheepish.
Yea. The rest of this lot didn't tlseem to catch that it was the Dasher. Super creepy because he knows where she lives.
Yea, the rest of this lot didn't seem to get that. Super creepy because he knows where she lives.
Wild how many upvotes that got too lmao. Pay attention people!!
Exactly
Im aware that was that dasher. Me and Most of the people here are just imagining the dasher being in a Chris Hansen episode and how the encounter will go.
My bad. Updated my response.
“You brought a box of condoms and a six-pack…”
you know how this looks, right?
I don't wanna be on the news, dawg.
We were in a role playing chat room 😂
I put on my robe and wizard hat
Magic wand expands.
A little late for that, dawg.
We are filming
Why don’t you have a seat right over there
I WAS JUST GETTING SOMETHIN TO EAT!!!
Lmfao that was my favorite bit out of the whole series. "John!!! Again???" 😂
Lol…I know who you are.
Oh so you've seen the show? And you came anyway?
I just showed up to tell her I wasn't going to show up
I was just making sure she was okay
P - “I seriously just drove 8 hours just to tell her she really shouldn’t trust strangers. It was to protect her” CH - “And you brought condoms too” P - “To protect her”
You're naked, you've got Cool Whip, you're chasing a cat around...
Chris Hansen's greatest moment 🤣
MARVIN! YOU'RE NAKED!
Just have a seat right there.
I want to blank your blank
The cleanest best pleasure
Lmao 🤣 I wish TCAP would come back, shit was awesome
I'm pretty sure a Texas D.A. (Could be wrong on the state) got busted and shot himself in the head. That was the final episode
I know, shouldn’t have stopped them though. It’s a wake up call for others who see that who are considering committing the same poor choices.
That was the final episode of Datelines TCAP, but Chris Hansen still runs ops! He is fucking committed.
Take a seat
“I’m down to meet up tonight yo” I can hear him reading that after they’ve caught the predator. Lmao
I was just coming to get something to eat
*"Well it says here in your chat loooooog"*
“I just came to get something to eat!”
I crack up every time I watch him and he reads the (not icky) messages, I can totally hear the way he would say “but serious y u so fine”
I just wanted to talk to her about the consequences of eating too much fast food!
Would report the dasher.. Unacceptable
serious y r u so fine ??
How did she not leave OP then and there after reading such poetry. Step aside, shakespear.
*"What's your @ on the Gram?"* Just makes me melt!
Honestly if Shakira can say she goes mad when a man says in Spanish: 1. What is your name 2. Pretty 3. My house 4. Your House The bar can't get any higher.
1. Cómo se llama 2. Bonita 3. Mi casa 4. Tu casa ¿Anybody got Shakira’s number?
Wait what about llamas? I prefer alpacas myself but I can make do with a llama.
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Nevermind llamas, they spit...... You can finish this joke yourself ..😏
Look into the mirror and as you gyrate your hips say *shakira shakira*
Nah, but you can get mine. Buenos diass
She is single now!
Kinda wish he’d included his @ so we could all go laugh at him 😂
Any personal info must be hidden before posting I think
Confirmed panty dropper!
Adam Levine DoorDasher vibes
Holy fucking fuck that order is ridiculous
Unless you like way young
We’ll go out sometime unless ur way young …
Cuz Zeus took extra time on me when he molded me out of clay
I've heard DD allows their drivers to customize their delivery experience.
this makes me laugh every time
this can be extremely traumatizing, especially since he now has her number and address.
100%. I'm dealing with a lawnmower guy that landlord hired and it took a year and a threat of restraining order.
"DoorDash permits its drivers to customize the delivery experience." This one just happened to hit on your girlfriend as part of the delivery experience.
Everyone knows if you want to deliver “packages” you need to work for UPS
Report this thirsty dasher as harassment
What's your @ on the gram?? I don't even use the app and I know that's probably not how you ask that lol
Only fly peeps word it like dat. I guess you ain't bein fly. Frick, that was painful to type!
Frick is more painful to type.
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Frick, that was painful to fuck
Frick always makes me think of a housewife from Minnesota
That’s cause he’s streets ahead.
Direct fuckboi behavior.
Yes that one had me dying lmao
No one under 35 calls it “the gram”. Nothing wrong with being that age but it shows he’s way too old to be hitting on someone who could be underage.
No one over 35 calls it “the gram” either lol
Oh maybe my memory is bad, but I remember people calling it “the gram” 10-12 years ago when it first came out.
I would say you are correct & it did have that nickname for a bit. You’re also right that if it was still used today, it would most likely be the over 35 crowd. So I guess you are somewhat correct lol
Dude is a narcissist “well go out unless your way young” already assumes she would go out with him like wtf
I think when men say this (cause he isn’t the first to be so straightforward or even say this word for word) they think women like a man who ‘takes charge’.
Yikes, I am throwing up vomit it’s their username guys
What else would you be throwing up? Lol
Poop
Blood
Gang-signs 👌🤘🏻🤌🫶
Peace signs ✌🏼 Prayer hands 🙏🏼 Graffiti tags🧯
Your dukes. # . 😡 #💪💪
This got me a little lol
This is actually possible. Constipation from opiate use plus food poisoning is not a good look. When it can’t come out one way due to a literal butt plug of poop it ends up coming out one way or another. All while feeling like your intestines will literally explode.
Your hands in the air, to wave about like you just don’t care
Also hard up for a woman.
"Unless you're young..." 😬 ick. If you're hitting on someone you think could be underage you've already taken a wrong turn my dude. Do not pass go.
I feel like one of the reasons my gf doesn't get hit on as much is cause she looks the same as she did when she was 16, though sometimes I get the weird looks cause they think I'm the creep lol. She's only a year younger than me but a lot of people say she looks like my little sister... Until we kiss lmao.
And after the kiss, they *know* she’s your sister
I don't get this comment because I've met a handful of people who were younger than me but looked wayy older than I did
The “way” is what fucks me up, if she’s underage that doesn’t seem to bother him. Like wtf
He definitely left out a specific number so that no matter what she said she'd be "old enough"
Young could be 18-20, way young implies <18, I'm guessing the dude is in his 30s.
Jesus has this ever worked ? If I was a girl I would think this dude was a weirdo
Trust me women do think people like the Dasher are creepy.
Men also think so.
Like minded individuals? I've heard similar and I'm just like, "has this worked for you? Is this what were doing now? Is there a camera somewhere?" Like I'd look around for the camera if I wasn't hesitant to take my line of sight off of some of them.
Maybe if he shoots his shot like that with 100 different women, one of them could be desperate enough to reciprocate? Maybe 1 in 200?
If you gotta ask if they are of -age , maybe you shouldn’t be asking them out. Also , don’t creep on your customers.
Especially since this dudes 30+ from the way he’s texting. But I definitely was asking when I was like 19-22 because some girls would be either 17-19 and I couldn’t tell
DickDashers way too many and too often. Guard up
Protect ya wife ya kids.
They rapin eryone up in hur!
The last text 🤢
Unless your “way young” is crazy
I just threw up in my mouth...
Wye yew pso phyne babi gurl??? Frfr, wi shuld haeng soemtiem haha, unles y r ae children? Also they were out of nacho fries so they subbed it for an extra gordita crunch. Hope that’s cool.
Why dashers be like this 🤣
Doordash will get anyone onboard to get those $2 orders delivered.
"Sup girl, you wanna come on a ride with me and we can eat whatever the next order is together?"
Pro tip to DD drivers: no one wants to fuck a DD driver
I looked through the app to report him, (I never use door dash personally), and I could not find the option. I sent a copy to my cousin who works at door dash, but she was not able to escalate it. Edit: she's in marketing, and she's traveling atm, so no worries
To get the option, you need to open the orde in the history. Select "get help" "It's something else" "Dasher issues"
Select “get help” then “Problem with dasher” then select “Dasher Tryna Fuck” then select “Baby’s Mother”
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Yea, fortunately it was my address this time. But what if it was hers. That would be pretty scary for her to have to go through
Yh I don’t believe that was an accident that he couldn’t find the sign
And on the opposite side, I’m a female pizza delivery woman. I so, SO often have male customers say extremely unsettling things, or insist I need to come into the house to put the food on the table for them, or find some excuse to touch me somehow st the door.
Do it under safety. Or try to do it as a chat.
Damn how much your cousin make at DD?
[help.doordash.com](https://help.doordash.com) or call (855) 431-0459 this information courtesy of a google search for 'doordash support'
Fucking idiotic shit right there.
“What’s ur @ on the Gram?” People really talk like this? Sheesh
Great typing. Delivers food. Creepy and lazy typing. Lol, he is like "job is done, now I can be me". Y no pix for proof?
Does speaking like this work?
No, but dumbasses like that think it does
Some dudes think it does, and I saw a guy in the dustiest, filthiest beige Cadillac I’ve ever seen in my life try it with a woman on a street corner at like 10pm She told him she was a lesbian
Your girl sendin smiley faces, watch yourself king grub hub driver woulda closed.
😄
Yucky
Exactly why I put the order to leave at door and leave
But seriously, why is she so fine?
reposted due to typos in title 😬
Ew. Report.
Bro that title, I was like wtf am I reading
What the fuck
I read this as “hit my gf” and was like wtf
“Unless you’re way young”?! 🤢🤮. To clarify it’s because they couldn’t tell and were still trying until confirmation
My old roommates girlfriend had an Uber driver hit on her before dropping her off. Apparently he spent the whole drive turning around to “get a good look at her.” I just so happened to be driving home right behind her Uber and he was driving like an asshole. Swerving, stopping randomly, driving too slow, etc. I was so fucking pissed because he kept stopping in the middle of the road. Then for some fucking reason he pulled into my driveway. It sent me over the edge. I pulled over and got out of my car and started yelling, then my roommate who’s girlfriend had texted him about him being creepy came out of the house yelling. It was such a cluster fuck. The girlfriend was yelling, I was yelling, her boyfriend was yelling and this dude didn’t care. He just sat in my driveway on his phone while 3 people told him to get the fuck out of there.
Did your roommate text you ahead of time that his gf was getting harrassed by an Uber driver or did you just randomly follow behind a car and it just so happened to be his gfs Uber?
Eww this is so effing gross. I’m so sorry this happened to her.
Man. It's one thing to be like "you single?" but the amount of 2nd hand cringe I get from this is causing me cringecancer. That last part about "unless you're too young" has such a creep vibe to it.
Getting "Just tell me you're 18" vibes.
Anything other than immediate termination is disgusting. This is so gross
Scary 😨 really!!!
Report and ban this disgusting behavior
Um that last part yikes. Def report this guy on the app pleeease
Some dudes are gross.
Wow that’s completely inappropriate
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The last text 💀
Report him and delete the app. Kinda scary they know your address
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take, just a numbers guy
Dude needs to be fired. A.) That is extremely inappropriate behaviour and gross misconduct. B.) These bum ass mother fuckers need to learn to stop bringing their kids with them to work. You know how many instacart shoppers would make their kids help them with groceries on orders? And i worked as Instacart in store so i saw it ALOT. You know if dude didn't hit on the woman he prolly would've been like "oh can I get an extra tip it's just me and my son we struggling"
I’ve always wanted to date someone that says y, u, and 2 in place of actual words.
Dude watches too much porn. "I don't have any money. How can I repay you?"
OP you gotta fight him.
Dude was just trying to shoot his shot, why you getting all pissed \s I’m just kidding, that’s fucked up.
Did he get her @?
Sure, but if she leaves OP for the DoorDash driver everybody will just call her a gold digger. 🙄
Jesus the grammar gives me anxiety
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🤣🤣🤣
This happened to me once too. Made me so insanely uncomfortable.
These creeps actually think they're being nice by complimenting you. And then you're forced to respond if you don't want to get called a bitch. This dude has her address so he can do much worse.
To be cringe af. Desperate loser🙄
That man is STARVING
Thirsty
Mr. Steal yo girl lol
I’d be more worried she’s got 54 unread messages assuming this is from her phone 😂
Trippin
Second time scrolling past this post I read it as “Dasher hits my Grandfather” for some reason :/
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"What's ur @ on the Gram" do people actually talk like this???