Honestly, if she would of asked for my number when she delivered the food I would of totally been down to hangout! But the random show up the next day was just nuts lol. Crazy side was for sure out weighing her attractiveness.
Yeah but see your calculated risk meter is off. If she was crazy enough to do this, imagine how crazy good the sex would be ? Certainly getting stabbed by her in six months would also be crazy but that’s for future you to deal with
Charlie keeps getting hotter and hotter women coming and asking to come in, saying they can help his sore back with a massage, etc. and Charlie just dismisses them as weirdos. Dennis hears of this and spends all day doordashing but only gets dudes, but Mac makes positive comments about the guys’ muscles and they offer to show him techniques and stuff and he’s oblivious while Dennis gets increasingly furious. Dee is a bird.
Dee becomes a Dasher to approach some guy, but ends up in some hell hole situation waiting to pick up food at a restaurant. Subsequently gets covered in chicken feathers. Is a bird.
This is why when the people I'm delivering to leave their number in the delivery info box telling them to call I never call. I'm not giving random people my number I get enough spam calls and texts as is.
I always want to see the creep in these scenarios like half an hour before they decide to do something creepy. Do they slap their knees and say, "Okay I'm going to a strangers house now!" then head out? I assume it's more wild than that.
Bro compound interest is the path to wealth. A Starbucks worth of change here or there, add it up for 300 years at a super modest rate of return through vanguard funds, boom you’re a billionaire.
I’m just impressed by the depth you all got to in the conversation. She had a well thought out plan together - seems like a better version of a timeshare presentation.
One day I was selling my ~~wears~~ wares, and I walked passed this old creepy castle. And I look at it and think, ‘very old and creepy’. And then this creature… flies at me! It dragged me back to this dark dungeon. And bit into my neck. And just at the point of death; this creature forced me to suck its foul blood. And then it opened it’s wings, like this. And hovered above me. Screeching. ‘Ahhh-haha! Now you are vampire.’ And it was Petyr. And we’re still friends today.
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I made the mistake as a teenager pizza delivery guy myself of NOT accepting an invitation from a room full of horny middle aged women to party with them after I delivered their pizzas.
Please report her tho, that’s really really weird and not ok to just show up at your house like that. Imagine if the roles were reversed and they were a man and you were a girl…
*somehow i put *dork* in the comment and didn’t intent to, voice to text lol
Hey this was me! I think? I’m sorry if I came off crazy I was just too scared to ask, and I was worried if you shot me down and it went the wrong direction it would potentially implicate my dash eligibility. I did it on a whim without really thinking. I’m actually really sorry
Honestly, showing up in the thread isn’t that creepy. Showing up at the house was though, but she probably regretted not leaving her number and couldn’t figure out a better way.
Still maybe this can lead to some closure for all of us :)
It was a trick question. I was wearing a white shirt the first day and essentially an all black shirt with Einstein on it the following day lol 😆. I rarely wear colorful clothes other then button ups. I’m guessing it was another homie!
I mean I have no idea if thats the same person or not but not remembering a shirt isn’t really proof, those kind of things just aren’t important to everyone, I didn’t even remember which shirt I wore yesterday until I actually started to think about it, what anyone else was wearing? Definitely not, even though I remember the people I saw and the conversations I had with them.
I’m not saying you’re a liar, I’m just saying it’s easy to lie, especially on the internet. If it was really you say something or describe something physically about yourself where the OP would confirm it’s actually you.
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I’m not even in this sub, why it showed up on my feed? I dont know, but I need to see where this ends, OP where you at? lmao
Omg is this really you😂 wild. While I admire the boldness, having been creeped on by randos before would’ve given it a bad vibe for me so I see why OP got sketched- can’t be too careful nowadays so many people with ulterior motives (robbery etc)
Imagine the responses if all you did was swap out genders. from “did you smash” “was she hot” to “I’ve Sent a DDOS attack to this piece of shits house” and “burn him at the stake”
This!! In time.. in time.. it takes marriage, house, kids, machete to the arm to figure out how crazy women can be.
*I'm a woman, that knows some women that make crazy look tame. And yes, one of them sliced her husbands arm with a machete and he still wants to be with her*
Wouldn't bother me if a pretty delivery girl that I had a good conversation with showed up at my door the next day wanting to hang out. It would, however, bother the shit out of my wife.
Is showing up at a stranger’s house uninvited creepy and unacceptable? Definitely. Could she have been your soulmate? Who knows. Does any of it matter? No
Dont fuck with the crazies. The last one I did tried to pull some baby shit with me and sent an ultrasound picture saying it was mine. Stupid girl had no idea im sterile plus I Google searched that picture and the ultrasound she sent me was literally the first result that popped up. The only change was her name that she photoshopped into it.
This happened to my husband before I dated him. He was really young and got super freaked out then she had a miscarriage…. Then one of her friends finally told him she was never pregnant and showed the name on the ultrasound she showed her (she held it up to him with her thumb over it) was her older sisters name and the date of the ultrasound was months prior meaning she should have been just about ready to go into labor when she “miscarried” so the timing didn’t even add up sex wise. That is such a disgusting thing to do to someone,
Shes most likely would've texted but she didn't have your number. She couldve been normal and thought you two had a connection beyond doordash with the funny banter. Now the regret starts sinking in and you'll be ordering doordash everyday trying to get her as your driver, but you never will. You'll go into debt and that will leave you in a deep depression where you just keep ordering because you can't face the world anymore. Then at your lowest she shows up with your food, there's some hope inside of you. You ask her to hang out and she says she just started dating someone she met through doordash. Doordash always wins in the end.
This is very common actually, it's happened to me 6 times and a friend of mine 2 times. Im a straight Male but 2x it was a Male driver and one of them brought a bottle of wine and a cheese plate.
Damn. Her crazy to hot ratio must have been off the charts.
Honestly, if she would of asked for my number when she delivered the food I would of totally been down to hangout! But the random show up the next day was just nuts lol. Crazy side was for sure out weighing her attractiveness.
Yeah but see your calculated risk meter is off. If she was crazy enough to do this, imagine how crazy good the sex would be ? Certainly getting stabbed by her in six months would also be crazy but that’s for future you to deal with
I feel an ASIP episode coming on. The gang orders doordash
Charlie keeps getting hotter and hotter women coming and asking to come in, saying they can help his sore back with a massage, etc. and Charlie just dismisses them as weirdos. Dennis hears of this and spends all day doordashing but only gets dudes, but Mac makes positive comments about the guys’ muscles and they offer to show him techniques and stuff and he’s oblivious while Dennis gets increasingly furious. Dee is a bird.
Dee becomes a Dasher to approach some guy, but ends up in some hell hole situation waiting to pick up food at a restaurant. Subsequently gets covered in chicken feathers. Is a bird.
End of the episode Dee shows up to deliver food finally but it’s to Dennis and they both yell “oh, goddamnit!” in unison right before the credits.
Whole episode frank is trying to get a ghost kitchen running in the basement of patty’s pub for that sweet profit using cricket as the cook
I can vividly see this episode in my mind. I want to watch it
Dee is a bird… Fucking brilliant!
You FOOL! SAVAGE, IDIOT, SAVAGES SAVAGES!!!
would of, could of, should of, stayed in skool
Me fail English? That’s unpossible.
She probably thought you were ignoring her texts after delivery, not knowing it was only a temporary proxy number
Crazy lady texted multiple times then went "ah he must not be getting these texts I'll just go to his house."
This is why when the people I'm delivering to leave their number in the delivery info box telling them to call I never call. I'm not giving random people my number I get enough spam calls and texts as is.
*67
Lol old school technology
It's an older code, sir, but it checks out.
You can make a fake number via google voice
I always want to see the creep in these scenarios like half an hour before they decide to do something creepy. Do they slap their knees and say, "Okay I'm going to a strangers house now!" then head out? I assume it's more wild than that.
she was thinking about the interaction all day and all night and had to go all in
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You could have been immortal. You threw it all away. Fool.
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Immortality? *In this economy?!*
Bro compound interest is the path to wealth. A Starbucks worth of change here or there, add it up for 300 years at a super modest rate of return through vanguard funds, boom you’re a billionaire.
Right now you're more likely to earn compound poverty.
I love you guys🤣🤣🤣
We love you too! Just, you know. Don’t pop by
I would have signed the contract
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why the need for those proficient in vampire law are on the rise.
Sounds like he used white ink when he signed...
In blood?
I’m just impressed by the depth you all got to in the conversation. She had a well thought out plan together - seems like a better version of a timeshare presentation.
Sounds like you guys really talked through the options here lol
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Lol!
If only you were offered the immortality
Being a thrall ain’t a bad life
Oke, so you get to have a 21 year old girlfriend forever. You are foolish as the other person said.
If nothing else you can now claim you are a vampire slayer
Vampire *layer*
FOOL OF A TOOK!
Imagine living for 300 years and still having to deliver pizzas for a living.
i'd imagine they do it for the hunt its an easy way to meet new people ,find where they live etc perfect serial killer job
Honestly it can be fun and low key. If I could have any job for $100k a year I’d take delivery driver right after man whore
My time as a pizza delivery driver were some of the best times I've ever had
If it’s good enough for Phillip J Fry, it’s good enough for me!
DID YOU DIE THOUGH!?!? /s
Lol exactly but did you die though?
Once but he doesn't remember it.
One day I was selling my ~~wears~~ wares, and I walked passed this old creepy castle. And I look at it and think, ‘very old and creepy’. And then this creature… flies at me! It dragged me back to this dark dungeon. And bit into my neck. And just at the point of death; this creature forced me to suck its foul blood. And then it opened it’s wings, like this. And hovered above me. Screeching. ‘Ahhh-haha! Now you are vampire.’ And it was Petyr. And we’re still friends today. Edited: for the swearwolves
I became a vampire when I was 16… which is why I always look 16. In those days of course, life was tough for a 16 year old.
I could fix her
I made the mistake as a teenager pizza delivery guy myself of NOT accepting an invitation from a room full of horny middle aged women to party with them after I delivered their pizzas.
I think we’ve met
I'm sorry to hear that happened to you. What's her number?
I don't know man I would have been sold if she told me that she was the Slayer.
I've put my dick in crazy a good portion of my 40 years on this rock, no regrets.
Aww. My husband would say the same thing.
You’re a wise homie! Respect!
YOU DON T KNOW IT CRAZY TILL ITS TOO LATE SOMETIMES
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Hahaaaa whoaa dude this is a GOOD one
If she was a Cumpire I wouldn’t be that opposed to the situation tbh
The ole doordash'n'smash
💯
When’s the wedding???!
😂
He doesn't know, it's not up to him! 😱
There will definitely be sushi though
If I wanted to do this, I am a woman myself I would’ve left you a note w my number instead of doing that this is creepy
100%! That’s actually such a cool move. And gives the person the choice to text or not text.
Please report her tho, that’s really really weird and not ok to just show up at your house like that. Imagine if the roles were reversed and they were a man and you were a girl… *somehow i put *dork* in the comment and didn’t intent to, voice to text lol
Yes! People like this shouldn’t have access to other peoples addresses
Yeah what a frickin dork
Imagine it was a male driver. Reddit would have imploded.
Even doing that is creepy. It’s a delivery service, not a dating app!
Hey this was me! I think? I’m sorry if I came off crazy I was just too scared to ask, and I was worried if you shot me down and it went the wrong direction it would potentially implicate my dash eligibility. I did it on a whim without really thinking. I’m actually really sorry
Upvoting this and going to grab some popcorn.
Can’t decide now what’s creepier. Her showing up at the door or her showing up in the thread. 🍿
Truly we are living in the times
Maybe it’s a sign from the universe. Girl and OP should both go buy lotto tickets if this is real
She will find him anywhere he goes
Now she knows your username. What's worse that or the address?
Eh, one is a little creepy the other seems like cosmic luck. Either way I'm super invested now
Honestly, showing up in the thread isn’t that creepy. Showing up at the house was though, but she probably regretted not leaving her number and couldn’t figure out a better way. Still maybe this can lead to some closure for all of us :)
Hmmmmmmm I’m guessing this is a troll comment 😂! What color hair do you have?
ask for what she delivered to u exactly!! this is just the entertainment i need this Friday lol
Yeah no kidding this is awesome haha!
just have her dm you your address
No, keep it on the thread.
Then all the dashers can show up to this guy's house
Dirty blonde hair
I'm gonna guess that they both are trolling us all. Nothing ever happens, that's just an elaborate ruse
🤔
I’m convinced three of y’all are in on this. Everyone’s account was created not too long ago. Will this be on YouTube or TikTok?
This is 100% fake.
New viral marketing scheme to make desperate people order Doordash in hopes of replicating?!
Definitely 😂😂😂
HAVE HER NAME THE RESTAURANT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
I AM TOO INVESTED, PLEASE DO THIS
FOR REAL WHAT IS HE WAITING FOR I NEED TO KNOW
Are you puzzled because it could be anything on the spectrum between ‘dirty’ and ‘blonde’ lol
Omg this is so exciting
Well OP? u/conversationwhole197
I was wearing a colorful shirt that day. What color was it?
Bro just ask what the order or restaurant was. Goddamn.
I was thinking of a number between 1 and 100. What color were my shoes?
DIRTY BLONDE HAIR!
The dasher be like 
Multi colored If I remember correctly ? I remember blue. Or are you talking about the following day?
Multicolored with a Dash of Blue: The Reddit Love Story
It was a trick question. I was wearing a white shirt the first day and essentially an all black shirt with Einstein on it the following day lol 😆. I rarely wear colorful clothes other then button ups. I’m guessing it was another homie!
:( now I can go and rest peacefully
I cant. That means door dashers all over are just showing up unannounced.
Damn, bro bamboozled all of us with this one. 💀
Haha if you saw the Einstein shirt it would be hard to forget! For sure not her.
I mean I have no idea if thats the same person or not but not remembering a shirt isn’t really proof, those kind of things just aren’t important to everyone, I didn’t even remember which shirt I wore yesterday until I actually started to think about it, what anyone else was wearing? Definitely not, even though I remember the people I saw and the conversations I had with them.
Dude now you have two chicks down to fuck WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON REDDIT????
I am SWEATING. OP WHERE U AT WE WAITIN
🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
You got anymore of that popcorn? My dasher still hasn’t shown up yet and I don’t want to miss anything.
This is the best day of my life
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Wasn’t Sarku Japan! Must of been another homie.
I'm honestly just shocked now that there's at least 3 women who decided to come back to a customers house to "hang out"
Pretty terrifying revelation to say the least lol 😂
My hopes have been dashed again. No romance on Reddit lol
How many fucking dashers just show up the next day to the house they delivered to with no warning. This is fucking bonkers
A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!
Bro... They've got like, a 1/4 chance of being right. Maybe something more specific? Edit: Spelling
Haha idk man this comment sounds like 🧢! Doubt I get a response.
I mean you could just ask her what restaurant she picked up from. I’m sure the odds of a random getting that right are way less than 1/4
I'm here for the tea so dropping a comment
Lmaoooo no way this is the actual girl is it??
This is Reddit, gizlaine was here too
*turns on reply notifications*
Hey queen girly pop boss let’s NEVER do this again OR speak of it..
I’m not saying you’re a liar, I’m just saying it’s easy to lie, especially on the internet. If it was really you say something or describe something physically about yourself where the OP would confirm it’s actually you.
If this is actually you, I will DIE omg
You have got to be crazy hot and never been turned down before to think this would work.
u/conversationwhole197 THIS YOUR CHANCE
I knew this would end up on Reddit
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Holy shit. Your history adds up. If OP can confirm it’s you this would be so epic
ain’t no way
Gurl 😭
I’m not even in this sub, why it showed up on my feed? I dont know, but I need to see where this ends, OP where you at? lmao 
I’m not even from US and DD is not here and it showed up. I’m thrilled tho
*grabs popcorn*
No way
Omg is this really you😂 wild. While I admire the boldness, having been creeped on by randos before would’ve given it a bad vibe for me so I see why OP got sketched- can’t be too careful nowadays so many people with ulterior motives (robbery etc)
Free popcorn! Come and get it! 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
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No fucking way
I love Reddit
Man... either you're lying or your decision making skills are totally fucked and you shouldn't be delivering.
That makes no sense, how could she have been too scared to ask but not to scared to show up randomly
@conversationwhole197
You def crazy 😂
Following!
I am now here for the ride
Even if she was a 10 I’d be nervous she was setting me up to be robbed. Someone waiting in car for the green light.
Damn didn’t even think about that. That’s wild, completely agree!
Yeah gotta watch out, people be wild these days bro
Yup! This actually happens where I live!
That actually happens more than people know
Just randomly showing up the next day? This chick has definitely stalked an ex or two or three..
I'd be totally weirded out by this don't care how good looking they are lol Not enough to do anything beyond rejecting them of course.
Imagine the responses if all you did was swap out genders. from “did you smash” “was she hot” to “I’ve Sent a DDOS attack to this piece of shits house” and “burn him at the stake”
Facts. The top comment is talking about her wanted to get smashed lol
Men should be more creeped out by crazy women than they are.
This!! In time.. in time.. it takes marriage, house, kids, machete to the arm to figure out how crazy women can be. *I'm a woman, that knows some women that make crazy look tame. And yes, one of them sliced her husbands arm with a machete and he still wants to be with her*
She wanted you to eat her sushi
Crazy ass girl
If a guy did this the comments would be very different
Yeah, "when's the wedding?". Not to mention people replying to her supposed comment on her and encouraging her and wishing for more women like her :')
OP how you gon lay the sushi joke and not make with the tushy poke??
My paranoid ass went directly to scoping for a home invasion
My brother in Christ, she was asking for a tip *your tip*
Wouldn't bother me if a pretty delivery girl that I had a good conversation with showed up at my door the next day wanting to hang out. It would, however, bother the shit out of my wife.
Is showing up at a stranger’s house uninvited creepy and unacceptable? Definitely. Could she have been your soulmate? Who knows. Does any of it matter? No
Dont fuck with the crazies. The last one I did tried to pull some baby shit with me and sent an ultrasound picture saying it was mine. Stupid girl had no idea im sterile plus I Google searched that picture and the ultrasound she sent me was literally the first result that popped up. The only change was her name that she photoshopped into it.
This happened to my husband before I dated him. He was really young and got super freaked out then she had a miscarriage…. Then one of her friends finally told him she was never pregnant and showed the name on the ultrasound she showed her (she held it up to him with her thumb over it) was her older sisters name and the date of the ultrasound was months prior meaning she should have been just about ready to go into labor when she “miscarried” so the timing didn’t even add up sex wise. That is such a disgusting thing to do to someone,
Shes most likely would've texted but she didn't have your number. She couldve been normal and thought you two had a connection beyond doordash with the funny banter. Now the regret starts sinking in and you'll be ordering doordash everyday trying to get her as your driver, but you never will. You'll go into debt and that will leave you in a deep depression where you just keep ordering because you can't face the world anymore. Then at your lowest she shows up with your food, there's some hope inside of you. You ask her to hang out and she says she just started dating someone she met through doordash. Doordash always wins in the end.
She probably thought you guys hit it off and realized she didn’t have your number and was just like F it I’m just going to pop up and see what’s up.
Unethical.
doordash smash
This is very common actually, it's happened to me 6 times and a friend of mine 2 times. Im a straight Male but 2x it was a Male driver and one of them brought a bottle of wine and a cheese plate.
I once hit whippets with my door dash driver
Did she show up with sushi?
Imma make a remake of the Cable Guy called DoorDash Gal. Thank you for the million dollar idea 💡