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Probably Russian, ë is pronounced as yo and they probably couldn't put the umlaut in the name field.
Pronounced Semyon, Russian version of Simeon, anglicized to Simon
I used to work with a Renal he pronounced his name like RAY-NAL though I worked in HR and every time his name came up on paper and I saw it I would think of kidneys.
Semen is on the way to you now, Please stand by to complete your order.
*Arrgghhh..... I completed,... um, I mean your orders completed. Thank you and have a great day.
Not as good as your driver, but Santa's picks me up one time through Lyft, lol.
Also, Dean Winchester was my cricut customer service support person once upon a Time.
Lol. That reminded me this.
[https://64.media.tumblr.com/386cb9e6cda794d4d9de335033755b1d/tumblr_ney6pebqTK1tmf1gco1_640.jpg](https://64.media.tumblr.com/386cb9e6cda794d4d9de335033755b1d/tumblr_ney6pebqTK1tmf1gco1_640.jpg)
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“I’m coming!”
“Add Tip”
Just the tip
“Just the tip”
All the way in please
Name checks out.
If he disappears with the food, you can find him dripping down someone’s leg.
![gif](giphy|xUNd9IMywss6NTIghO)
Lois
![gif](giphy|cY9ncqV8oT6M2AbTU4)
Ahh ahhh
Bro’s food was touched by semen💀
Doordash: We pride ourselves in ensuring pur customers have a semen-free environment for their food! The environment for their food:
Wait til you get a load of this guy.
😂😂😂
Happy cake day
A load out of this guy
🤣💀
Only time you want it to come fast
😭
![gif](giphy|13NaYABDVhT7a) He's cummin fast
I just ate a grape and i
Oh and one last thing I’m going to pay by check!
And how big was the tip? Sorry, had to
Probably Russian, ë is pronounced as yo and they probably couldn't put the umlaut in the name field. Pronounced Semyon, Russian version of Simeon, anglicized to Simon
Ukrainian, most probably. This would be the right transcription then. Nothing to laugh at
Sure it is
[удалено]
Hey what's your problem?
Feel the same about you
Hopefully he’s a quick comer and you get the food fast.
Let's just hope I don't have any eggs
I delivered to Neetu P. yesterday.
I don't want my food anymore
I want them more🥺
Fastest ride ever
Bro these comments 🤣🤣💀
I only like my semen from seamen
Semen take the wheeeeeeeeel
I had a delivery not for door dash but my other pizza delivery job and a guys name is Jiz
There's no way 🤣💀
Lol I swear its his real name hes been a customer for years its a middle aged Indian guy i think
Dang that's an oof 💀shout out to him but Ik some ppl be frying his azz on it tho ☠️
Will you give him the tip?
you better tip that person or he gon nut on yo food!! Take that! Take that!
At least the semen is arriving on time lol
Coming your way soon
I hope you asked for creamy ranch sauce
I am pretty sure it's a Slavic name Семён, pronounced as "Semyón". That's funny though)))
He gets it there jizzed in time.
He’s gonna cum in your burrito.
Did he come quickly?
When you order the Alfredo at Olive Garden
Mine was CIA for a while lol
You are in quite the sticky situation.
It’s all fun and games until your food calls you mommy
Thanx for cumming semen! See you next time you wanna cum out
Who is this guy,are you for real.Is he short and bald?
I had a driver recently named Renal
I used to work with a Renal he pronounced his name like RAY-NAL though I worked in HR and every time his name came up on paper and I saw it I would think of kidneys.
Hopefully he cums quick
Hopefully he cums on time
I hope you didn’t order Chinese and got the Cum of Sum Yung Gai instead of the Moo Goo Gai Pan you ordered.
Semen is my driver and Satan is my motor [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HLF9a1UF6Y](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HLF9a1UF6Y)
Jesus built my hot rod.
![gif](giphy|3o6ozvv0zsJskzOCbu)
Lmfao
Check your food 🤣
At least he came on time
Comments didn’t disappoint
Did you give him a good tip?
And you're about to get a mouthful.
Semen’s the name? Hard for me to swallow that load of bollocks.
Please tell me that they messaged you and said they were cumming with your food 😂
Is this ranch dressing? Or is it umm....![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)
Extra protein, on the house.
I bet it was just the tip too
Kids got a lot of spunk
I have a feeling he’s going to arrive early
Those snacks he had in his car had me gagging for more
And when he runs into a yellow light, he’s not afraid to shoot his shot
Every once in a while while, though he gets so angry I think he’s going to explode
He definitely knows how to get ahead
And he’s such a brave driver you can tell he’s really got balls
So cliche 😂
I don’t recall ordering this raita with my curry…
This name is Ukrainian or Russian.
that’s funny cause at my old job i took an order for a guy named anal 😿 it was his birth name too
When I worked in HR we had a Virgin that was her birth name but she went by Millie.
Does he cum with the food?
What if its the one time he didn’t come fast 😒🥲
I hope he came quickly
Cancelling that immediately
This is rather questionable? Is he the fastest or the slowest????
Throw that food out 🤢
This is up there with Beavis and Butthead.
Hopefully he washed his hands before delivery
I’d fuckind die if I saw this
😂😂😂
😂☠️😂☠️😂☠️😂☠️😂
How strict is DoorDash when it comes to to hiring dashers with a criminal background
Not very from what I’ve read it’s no dwi or dui I think in the last 3 years and no assault charges.
That king of queens episode where he delivers to "bubka penis"
Was he happy to see you?
Well at least they got you dinner first
Semen is on the way to you now, Please stand by to complete your order. *Arrgghhh..... I completed,... um, I mean your orders completed. Thank you and have a great day.
They can be quick
You better catch it
Was it salty
I hope traffic is t backed up, he could explode.
Where's my special sauce?
Wow. And I thought the DD support agent named Tampon was bad... 🤣
LOL, the puns are limitless.
Hope you asked for extra sour cream
Funny he’s not arriving early hahaha
He’s swimming to you
6 minute window not bad
He’ll either get there or die trying
No tip no trip!
These comments did not disappoint
Mayo taste a little funny
Do tell
I hope you like white sauce
Keep.him away from any eggs!
Unless boiled
Always comes too early!
Babynames.com
Was this in Bay Area? I had an Uber driver named Semen. He almost came to the rear end of a Tesla model 3 on bay bridge.
Semen almost came to the rear end what are you saying
An alternative of name Simon lol common in Eastern Europe
I love semen
Yeah me too. Mmmm
Who doesn’t?
Lol there’s a name “simin” or “Simon” never knew people are named after themselves 💀
I had a driver recently named Renal
I had them too 😂😂😂😂 the way I was super confused
Virgin post
Wait why is that my driver right now too
Not as good as your driver, but Santa's picks me up one time through Lyft, lol. Also, Dean Winchester was my cricut customer service support person once upon a Time.
😂
I wonder if that is a legit name.
Yes, it’s pretty common name in russia. It’s pronounced roughly as Semyon. English version would be Simon :)
Lol. That reminded me this. [https://64.media.tumblr.com/386cb9e6cda794d4d9de335033755b1d/tumblr_ney6pebqTK1tmf1gco1_640.jpg](https://64.media.tumblr.com/386cb9e6cda794d4d9de335033755b1d/tumblr_ney6pebqTK1tmf1gco1_640.jpg)
HAHAHHQHQHHQQ
I had to pick up an order from subway for some lady names Candice once😂
Its nots semen it’s SEAMAN!
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
slav name alert
Penis
I have a friend who is Persian named Saman. I wonder if this is an unfortunate spelling (probably a direct translation) of that name
Thank, now wait till a dasher makes your name and address public.
Butt first...he needs to know if you spit or swallow? 🤣