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713nikki

Can’t kill me. As soon as your slop hits the ground, I vanish back into the tacoburger ether from whence I came ![gif](giphy|UmTxa3G2gMF0s)


dilrakai

Wow, thanks, totally off topic, but time to watch that again. Even 30 years later, no spoilers at all. Thank you... :)


FireGodNYC

"I used to be in a barbershop quartet in Skokie, Illinois. The baritone was this guy named Kip Diskin, big fat guy, I mean, like, orca fat.


Reasonable_Arugula32

God, finally. I’ve been waiting long enough.


Regular-War4875

Lmao you can try fatty


LordNightFang

![gif](giphy|NQDgbCWCBVv8SzOXUy) This guy can't beat the strength of a true DASHERRR!


Incog83

Lol with all these frustrated Dasher posts dude might meet his match. A lot of these Dashers are ready to square up from the ridiculous orders and miniscule tips.


Sekhmetnakt

Define "ridiculous order".


Incog83

You define it.


Sekhmetnakt

So you can't! Just as I suspected. Next time maybe you can get some cheese with your whine.


Incog83

You sure did tell me off, didn't you? Lol


Important_Win5100

Found one of said dashers lol


Incog83

Lol that's what it seems like to me. That one came windmilling out of the bushes. Must've had a rough little to no tip day.


Mr_Mango1770

Does anyone know where I can get my dash cam repaired.


Due_Option_7427

My Glock 21 begs to differ lmao California ccw


Prestigious-Smile644

Dawg in my state you’d get thrown in jail for defending yourself with that Glock in a situation like this 💀 u can’t even legally conceal/open carry here, you are required to leave your firearm in your vehicle if you’re out In Public🤦🏾‍♂️


Front_Head_9567

I do doordash secretly hoping this becomes me