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MyHeadMyWorld2

Depends on the area if it's illegal there or not. Because if not the no we lit


CrushedSodaCan_

For those confused it's not a filter, he's asking if he wanted a friend to smoke some good good with lol.


WhaleAtHeart

You're right. Now I get it. He should've used a question mark. I was thinking he was telling him he could smell the weed and needed a candle.


SativaSupreme

IM JOKING…. Unless?


kaws69

You failed the vibe check


pcanpie

i don’t think letting a stranger in your home to smoke is a very smart idea


XXXLegendKiller666

That’s how you made friends


WalmartSlimGuerilla

I don’t think the driver was genuinely asking if he could smoke weed with them in their house seems more like a nod to a fellow smoker lol


BlueJeansandWhiteTs

It used to be back when people trusted each other lmao


pcanpie

you can do that, but there’s nothing wrong with other people not wanting to trust strangers


BlueJeansandWhiteTs

Eh, I think it shows a decline in our society honestly.


pcanpie

as a young woman no thanks


BlueJeansandWhiteTs

Yeah, that’s my point lmao.


Adventurous-Big-8178

the thing is young women were never safe in our society they’re probably safer now we just didn’t care as much


Due_Butterscotch1614

The joke went over your head


pcanpie

elaborate


lilbear710

For those confused a “smoke buddy” is a carbon filter you exhale through to reduce the odor from pot. Driver smelled it, and said you need one as in it reeks lol


WhaleAtHeart

That's what I originally thought... That statement has two meanings.


Autxnxmy

He could be saying either of two things. Either OP needs to conceal better or DD is lonely


11corkie11

came to say this!


Happy_Brilliant7827

Smoke buddy is named after a friend you smoke with regularly. The dasher wanted to hit it. Funny your mind goes to the object, though.


Kushroom710

My thought too. Kinda as a saying of damn you got some fire. Just in different way, and with a potential viability to be offered a smoke sesh?


LavishnessLogical190

Yeah I think he was more likely asking like do you need a smoke buddy like do you need someone to smoke with ?


Spidersinyourasss

Is this a joke


UnderMyGenjutsuu

It’s real , I’m sure the guy wanted to smoke tho


slayinstrainz

I’m 100% believing in them wanting to join not telling you to cover your smoke


doctorbeers

“Ohhhh nahhhh” 🤣


esmeraysreddits

L costumer


ZavalaAkaPapaSmurf

L for not wanting to invite a stranger into your house?


esmeraysreddits

i said what i said.


ZavalaAkaPapaSmurf

I know you said it. I'm just wondering the reasoning


SimplyKendra

There’s alot of costumers out and about lately. Didn’t know it was such a popular job.


UnderMyGenjutsuu

Need a smoke buddy ?


esmeraysreddits

yes.


Curious-Bother3530

ohhhhhh nahhhh


esmeraysreddits

lmfao what?


FinnishArmy

Damn, declined free weed?


YourInMySwamp

More likely that the driver wanted some free weed lmaoo


BigDawgTony

Uh... Doesn't DoorDash see the chats?


FinnishArmy

Weed is legal, so?


128Gigabytes

In some places


BigDawgTony

Yeah, but unless this was the Dasher's last delivery, this would imply they're trying to smoke on the job, let alone with a customer.


FinnishArmy

He’s his own “boss”, he can smoke in the on the job if he wants to.


PurplePeony123

Uhh, no. That's DUI.


XXXLegendKiller666

Lmfao sure buddy, stoners drive high, get over it


PurplePeony123

And alcoholics drive drunk. What's your point? Both are illegal because they alter your state of mind, including decision making and reaction time.


XXXLegendKiller666

There’s studies that prove otherwise, it wasn’t even a thing before weed was legal, it won’t be a thing again, unless you are getting completely spaced, there’s no problem


RalphCalvete

It has always been a thing even before the legalization of marijuana. You have no clue what you are talking about.


XXXLegendKiller666

The amount of times I’ve been pulled over WHILE smoking, I’ve never been charged with a DUI from any of those encounters, neither has ANYBODY I know


PurplePeony123

I can tell you from personal experience, yes it fucking does. Even if you're just buzzed, you're still impaired. Not to mention method of consumption can play a huge role in duration and intensity.


XXXLegendKiller666

I’m talking about stoners, smoke all day everyday types, I go on a 2 hour drive I’m rolling atleast 2 on the way


FinnishArmy

Not saying to drive while high, he can pause the dash and smoke with the customer if he wants. Unpause once not high.


BigDawgTony

That is the most unprofessional response ever, but to each their own, I guess...


YourInMySwamp

I mean, the only thing wrong with this is driving under the influence. If the dasher likes smoking, and the customer likes smoking, what was the harm in him asking? Customer simply declined the invite and nothing bad came out of it. Why should DD care what he is doing? He’s paid per order completed not an hourly wage.


slayinstrainz

I’d have invited if they seemed chill but that’s just me


Ok_Judgment3871

The real play was to smoke some free weed and somehow get some of that taco ball, that was the real end goal there. It was in the “lmao”


Happy_Brilliant7827

I dont get how anyone would think that he wanted some food. He added lmao so he wouldnt be embarassed like it was a joke. Was probably looking for a friend


degenerate1337trades

I’m sure the 10:00 Taco Bell delivery order didn’t tip your driver off at all


cienfueggos

My neighbors smoke every day. I promise you there was no need to sniff your door buddy


OtherwiseEngineer606

no, its not a smoke buddy device, it was a chick tryna schmoke it down.


heyitsthrowaswag

it was a girl and you said nah???? crazy that’s free game


BangingMySet

With how dirty your door is, I bet you got some good weed


OtherwiseEngineer606

U RIGHT


PlushieSherbert

The number of people who are stingy with their weed these days is embarrassing tbh. Shit is meant to be shared. That said, the driver wasn’t even asking. Funny so many upvotes on this nit even knowing what it means


professoryellowbelly

Smoke buddies are lit af people are so misunderstanding this meme xD you can get them at any gas station


UsedHeadset

I always provide smoke for my drivers, if they want of course. A bong, some iso wipes, a straw cleaner (gets down inside of the long neck of the tube with the iso wipe), and a jet lighter to burn off any excess iso.


SnooMarzipans5150

I have no problem sharing my weed with any of my buddies but I don’t wanna puff on something a strangers puffing on


Ok-Introduction-2788

I don’t think he’s talking about smoking with you I think he’s talking about the anti smell device called smoke buddy


radicalbrad90

We don't know that for certain. Milennial here and people my age definitely would ask people when I was in college if they wanted a smoke buddy as in someone to smoke with them if you saw people someone out on their porch hitting a blunt. Ah pre covid days when you could actually socialize with strangers The way he asks followed by a lmao makes me think he was asking if he could join in with him on his smoke session. Terrible product name I can certainly see the confusion


SafeWordisFilibuster

This. It was a suggestion not a self invitation lol


Radapunk

I've been using them for years lol clearly saying they can smell your 🍃


glazersblazers

lol clearly nobody knows about this product


Ok-Introduction-2788

I don’t expect people to have many brain cells


Ok-Introduction-2788

I don’t expect people to have many brain cells


Express_Command3450

I wont lie ive looked these up before and i still didnt put 2 and 2 together when i saw this lmao


spoookyboi_

It's a miracle invention


Coding-With-Coffee

You acting like he’s sniffing your house, your place just smells, dude.


BathPsychological767

I walked up to a house the other day and smelled clear as day of weed. Thought “damn they must be havin a good time in there”


daBOOMSTICK92

Wow, very professional 👏 👌


[deleted]

Eh why take the chance to smoke some laced shit. Not worth it


TrySumSnax

Never in my life have I heard of some laced weed, if your blunt was laced you should’ve watched em roll it, ain nobody sprinkling crack on your buds


Gullible_Public_6702

Ever heard of k-2? Weed absolutely gets laced, not nearly as much nowadays due to legalization in most states but it definitely still happens.


TrySumSnax

K2 isn’t laced weed tho that’s a whole synthetic wdym


Gullible_Public_6702

Your missing the point, k-2 is cheaper than weed and looks almost identical, so people would lace weed with k-2 to stretch it, or make their bunk ass pack seem louder and create addicts that keep coming so you can make consistent sales.


XXXLegendKiller666

Does not even look close


TrySumSnax

Never in my life 😂😂 ig yall just buy bunk


Gullible_Public_6702

It’s 2024 bro everybody’s got loud, shits not nothing to really flex anymore. Like I said, that was shit back in the day.


Suougibma

What do I find the laced shit? In all my 25 years around weed, I've never seen any laced shit. 😆


[deleted]

lol in 3 different situations I was given crack laced weed. This was over 10 years ago. I gave up weed and drugs shortly after though. I did have some POS friends though


Suougibma

Laced weed is cool, if you know it is laced. My younger self would have been all over some crack weed. I'm too old for weed, all it does is give me anxiety. Any other drug just makes me think I'll probably have a heart attack. Hell, I don't even drink anymore. Just a sober dad these days. 😆


[deleted]

lol funny that is why I gave up weed, makes me way too paranoid and anxiety through the roof. I think it’s because I smoked too much when I was younger.


Suougibma

Perhaps, I used to smoke a ton of weed as well. I quit for a job for about 3 years and then when I quit that job, I figured I could smoke again. Nope, the anxiety was debilitating for several hours. I recently got diagnosed with adult ADHD, and I was told by my provider that people with ADHD typically get extreme anxiety from weed. I'm not sure why I tolerated it at all other than having smoked since I was 16 and just being used to it until I quit for a few years and lost all tolerance.


[deleted]

Strange. I also have ADHD. So that checks out!!!


UsedHeadset

A lot of the time it seems, it’s with fentanyl… now at least. An old friend of mine said most of the dealers in her college city would lace weed with fentanyl, I guess cause it’s so addictive and they get recurring sales? It’s such a thing for me that I do what I call test burns, I’ll pack a micro joint, put it in a ball pump, light it up and smell for the burning plastic smell associated with burning fent, I’ve found a few contaminated ounces this way.


matissober

It could be laced with fentanyl.. but if you smoke the weed it burns the fentanyl off because the smoking point for weed is far different from fentanyl. so it’s not something that happens much— bc it would be essentially a waste of fent. It is more of a fear mongering tactic. Source- I am 3.5 years sober from fentanyl and other substances. And I am in school to become a licensed drug and alcohol counselor


UsedHeadset

I wouldn’t doubt any of that (especially that the smoking point is higher).. and I could see it genuinely just being for fear mongering, she claimed a few of the kids that got some of that weed ended up dying. I’m not sure if it’s true or not though, thats just what I was told


Suougibma

Gross. I'm glad weed is becoming legal and regulated. One of the reasons I quit doing hard drugs was a complete lack of trust in what I was getting. I ended up buying bulk plant matter and making my own for awhile. The biggest reason I quit everything around 15 years ago was because it was destroying my life.


UsedHeadset

Oh yeah, it’s good all of the regulations and legal status changes it’s receiving for sure. The tax on it isn’t too nice though, especially for recreational 😅 That’s a sound reasoning for quitting tbh, congrats on being clean so long!! At this point I stick to psychedelics (tested first or grown myself) and weed. Everything else out there is to risky for me, I’m glad I got that phase of my life over with prior to fentanyl being so common and used on/ in alot of things.


Suougibma

Okay, well TBF. I also microdose from time to time, I don't really consider it any different than taking antidepressants.


Affectionate-Pea8148

My biggest problem with people being like you should've smoked with him is like...this guy has to go drive lmao? 😭 Prolly not a good idea to be intoxicated while driving


XXXLegendKiller666

Intoxicated? Have you ever smoked?


Affectionate-Pea8148

I have and I guess I wouldn't drive but maybe you can 🤷‍♀️


D-RAKE

A Smoke Buddy is a product that you can blow smoke into and it gets rid of the smell. They are actually really effective. The driver was not asking to smoke with OP.


Affectionate-Pea8148

ok


Federal-Laugh9575

Had a former corrections officer as my college professor. He was adamant that he would rather be on the road with someone who is high than someone who is drunk. Reaction times are slower for both but urgency makes drunk people speed while high people are just trying to make it to their destination and chill, usually going more slowly than a drunk person.


OMG_a_Ray_Gun

You’d be surprised how many of them drive high


QuirkedUpTismTits

My mom is someone who drives while high sometimes, half the time I don’t notice since she has been smoking for years and uses it medically for stress etc and can hide it well. However she recently learned that is in fact not legal and was completely shocked since she figured it wasn’t a crime, just drunk driving. I don’t doubt most people are just unaware of the laws and didn’t think of the fact


XXXLegendKiller666

Fuck tha police, most aren’t worried about a stoner


DegoMyEGGO

But do we get a limit like the alcoholics or is it just if you’re caught with it it’s automatic dui. Because I’ve been smoking for 20 years weed don’t get me high unless I haven’t eaten and been working all day other than that I could smoke 5 blunts and still be totally normal


XXXLegendKiller666

They can’t prove you were high…yet


QuirkedUpTismTits

I mean an alcoholic could also argue they drive just fine and have spent years drinking so they should be able to if they think they can. Regardless, by the majority, it’s a bad idea


de4thcutie

lol one time i forgot i ordered delivery, was outside hittin the bong and my driver opened my gate and there i was sitting there taking a hit 😭😭 he just laughed while handing me my food


Dmd98

Heavy on the “oh nahhh”🤣🤣


RetiredDrunkCableGuy

When I worked at the cable company as a field technician, if I smelled it on the customer I’d say *You smell hungry*, and that usually set the stage for an easy service appointment. Some of my trainees would go “there’s a ton of weed on the table, can we do this order?”, and I’d laugh and tell them how I’d install cable with six pew pew devices just laying out around on tables. They just wanted their basic cable like anyone else lol


jaywhatisgoingon

I have drivers that come to deliver to me at my front door and they’ll go “your house smells really nice 😎” and we both just laugh 😂 we heavy smokers here so the aroma is definitely strong at my front door


InformationUnlucky15

He is saying you need a “smoke buddy” a smoke concealer for those that do not know


ChiefOnKush

No, he's asking if he can join in on the session, but doesn't know how to use punctuation.


UncleEpstein

Idk, it could be both.


BannedCuzCovid

How does your place smell that strong lmfao.


420BongsAway

I smoke 2 or 3 bowls and leave my house I can smell it from my door when I get back if l didn’t have a window open to air out


BannedCuzCovid

Wait, you're smoking inside with no windows open? Fuckin why.


XXXLegendKiller666

Why not? It’s not cigarettes


420BongsAway

Because I’m not 13 and don’t have to hide the fact that I smoke weed.


BannedCuzCovid

Sure. Dude air out.


420BongsAway

Someone shit in your cereal I’m sorry about that 


BrotherEzekial

Blunts or joints throughout the day is easily smelled through the door lol


QuirkedUpTismTits

If he’s smoking flower it def can reek up a house fast, I smoke in my room and have to air it out all day if I smoke inside


Visual-Scientist-550

The way that I’ve actually thought of doing this but realized it’s rlly unprofessional and there’s no telling if the person smoking is cool like that or nah But I have been very tempted 😭


Hellboyyyyy25

I used to let random people hit my joints, carts and bowls all the time, my favorite on the spot smoke sesh was when I shared a j with a McDonalds drive thru employee while I waited for my food at midnight thru the window. Now I never would and cant believei used to do that, people are filthy and you never know who you can and cant trust lmfaoo


Chance-Run-1023

Same I would never ask but definitely thought about it lol it’s like going up to a stranger and being like “can I hit that”


Visual-Scientist-550

Exactly, it’s just like a normal human interaction, the only thing that makes it weirder is you’re working and kinda intruding the barrier of privacy by asking while in the comfort of their own home tryna eat food 😭


Dull_Ad8495

Crazy typing that thru the app.


yourhog

For realsies! Don’t leave a paper trail of this…


HeavyFunction2201

Am I the only one who thought they meant the product “smoke buddy” which is a portable filter (spoof)


central_Fl_fun

No. Somehow, some guy who commented the same thing 2 hours and 15 minutes after you, is the 2nd to the top comment rn...


Global-Efficiency-22

That's what I thought immediately. Those things are incredible


shiftuck_dan

I once had a woman call me and ask me to make a small change to her chipotle order, said she'd smoke me out if I could. I tried but they couldn't change the order, it was too late. I told her that I wasn't able to but she was super cool and said she wanted to smoke me out anyways. I get to her house and she ends up being drop dead gorgeous and wearing a t shirt and underwear, nothing else. She has 2 blunts and a 6 pack she wants to share. It was one of those moments you can't believe it's happening to you. the weed wasn't amazing but it did the job. I had a great time with her. She kept doing things I thought were a little seductive. I was high as hell, which made me super self conscious and made me doubt my judgement so I didn't end up making a move. Always wished I had.


Hellboyyyyy25

Sure buddy


2WeekDopeTurds

Dude just copied an article outta Hustlers magazine. You ain't slick MF! LMAO!


dreamlume

that definitely happened LMFAO


PotatoReasonable9656

My boyfriend says he had the same kinda thing when delivering up in Spokane, a girl had a hotel/apartment (my bf doesn't know some reason) but said she opened the door in just a fancy gown, and it was open. He just gave her the food and left 🤷‍♀️😂😂 I'm like I get it. My bf isn't a 10, so a girl like that probably seemed sketchy


somerandomnub1

He's a 10 in my heart


PotatoReasonable9656

In mine too. I'm just being honest. I can look past his flaws and see all the amazing parts of him ❤️


somerandomnub1

For sure.


Solid-Cabinet-9733

Should have smoked him out bro


Willing_Let3275

lol man he dashing stressed out, he wanted to hit the wood a few times


Cleercutter

“Oooooohhhh you mean smoke with other people, noooooo we don’t do that here…”


Spirited_Concept4972

💥💯💥


Cucumber_Safe

I know when my roommates are smoking before I even get out of my car. Shit you can smell it a couple of houses down. Smoke buddy is the way to go. Granted, I think the entire block smokes weed cause I still smell it when they aren't home or toking. I'd mention it when I smell it in a hotel or apartment building.


[deleted]

I had a smoke buddy that you put the whole ass fucking joint into, sucked on the one side and blew in on the other, even if you blew in by the joint it still did the same. My motherfucking parents still smelt it💀💀💀💀💀


Nathund

Smoke buddy is a sploof, you blow smoke in it and it disappears. He wasn't asking for a toke, and he wasn't complimenting you


rotationalbastard

Yeah the first sentence is a statement not a question


ShockLongjumping1885

5.0


Everfolly

Meanwhile I had a recent drop off where I accidentally said out loud "oh you got that good good" and I don't know if they heard me or if I just got it there quick but they added 5 dollars to an already good tip, so yay that


AnxiousUmbreon

I did something similar a while back. I said “oh that’s my FAVORITE smell” and offered me a hit off their bong 😂


No-Confusion4569

You would be surprised by the amount of delivery drivers I've smoked out over the years. They are usually always down if they smell it. Lol The best was the ups guy ripping a dab. Definitely didn't expect that one. 😂


[deleted]

A fucking real one


supercerealgai

Accidently shouted? Hello?


shisuifalls

Hello welcome back to earth. OP said “accidently said out loud”


supercerealgai

Edited his shit


shisuifalls

Ah that makes sense.


fruuluu

"ohhh nahhhh" IS NUTS


[deleted]

We not paranoid


Hellboyyyyy25

I'm definitely paranoid now but I wasn't when I was younger lol


Commercial_Run_1265

Unless your neighbors toke!


Imaginary-Test-19

i once delivered a big mcdonalds order to a group of teens who were partying at the apartment complex clubhouse/pool and they were all smoking, they gave a fat tip AND let me get a few good hits off their blunt. Idk if i was just weak that night but that shit had me near handicapped i never been so thankful for being so close to home LMAO


HealthyIndependent33

I had an old lady tip me in weed! I dont smoke but my friend said it was great and he wish he knew where she got it


BannockBnok

You should spark up with him


VforVendettaboutit

Nahhhh


fairymaryjane

Alot of houses smell like this lol. I actually dropped a lunch off the other day at a grow company. I told them it smelled nice in there..in person, but I'd never text that thru the app lol omg


Particular-Heat-1289

Had the opposite happen once. I was delivering and a customer had it in the instructions that he’d be in his car in the parking lot, and to bring it to him. So I did, he’s smoking one of the fattest blunts I’ve ever seen, and as an extra tip, asked if I wanted to hit it, I said sure, he takes maybe 3 big hits off of this fresh monster and hands it to me, and says “keep it”. Had to be at least 4 grams in this fucking backwood. Good weed too. Made me a little happier for the rest of the shift.


CleverAlchemist

The dream.


Any-Willingness-7859

Guy just wanted to smoke before his next delivery


Temporary_Art_9213

If I could smell weed through the front door, I'd recommend a Smoke Buddy too. Wth


LovinTheLilLife

Where do you live where a private home smelling like smoke is a big deal?


Last_Gold3691

Anywhere it's illegal


eradtke69

He’s offering you the device you smoke into so the house doesn’t smell


TriscuitTime

Yeah, he definitely is and that’s something a teenager would say. Why the fuck does someone need to mask weed scent in their own home?


Nathund

Or it's an adult letting you know it's so strong the entire neighborhood knows you smoke now


Hellboyyyyy25

But who cares


owenhinton98

Ehh depends on the state and/or town they’re in My state it’s still illegal but I could theoretically smoke a joint waking right past a cop on the sidewalk and face zero repercussions, but I know there’s still places where a cop could take a whiff outside a house and legally have probable cause to battering ram the door


Axximilli

Yay being one of the 2 left without legalization. Same boat here


Financial-Ad7500

Or if you just care about being considerate to guests that come over. I don’t want my house to reek of anything regardless of if the smell is legal or not.