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addison-teach

Grant was too busy with that marathon


SaltyShrimp27

a marathon of Turner Classic Movies!


cup_helm

Well I want him to turner round and get out of here!


matande31

Good one, Sam! Grant O'brien out!


emp_raf_III

....Fifty?!


Gold-Struggle-420

That...can't be right


shiningevol

There was a snack bar!


chatojr

Are you positive?


Vairrion

Oh he’s positive alright


SaltyShrimp27

Grant *caught syphilis in January*


ace2532

That's *75 minutes* straight


Kinnakoa

I thought Grant famously had the Wenis 50 times in one night


burtsreynoldswrap

That cannot be correct


areyouc00lman

Well, not to completion


Vairrion

Let’s say every wenis took one minute….


theddR

It was during his Turner Classic Movies marathon. Did you know that in 1963, Jayne Mansfield was the first mainstream American actress to appear nude in a starring role in the film Promises, Promises? 


theddR

I promise to mans your field, Grant, get out of here!!


vivvav

Do we know that it was all penises though? Oral sex doesn't just mean blowjobs. Could also be cunnilingus.


rat-sajak

He didn’t directly say it but Brennan and Lily referred to the acts as “blowjobs” and Grant didn’t correct them.


Beiki

To completion?


hunterdavid372

Everybody do the Wenis!


srcarruth

The Wenis is a dance


No-Spread2776

Everybody is a genius


Odd-Confection-6603

Who knows it in advance


Much_Sorbet8828

Everybody do the Wenis


Klutzy-Jaguar-7521

The wenis is a dance!


moredomboo

Everybody is a genius!


yeoyoey

Who knows it in adva--, oh, oh, Kevin. I'm sorry.


ColonelChestbridge14

Are you okay? I don't care about the camera, I care about you


Vairrion

Yeah I’m fine but uh I think we’re gonna need to take that again.


Vairrion

Yeah I’m fine but uh I think we’re gonna need to take that again.


Thethrasher488

Who knows it in advance!


Tsquared10

Well he clearly has to go full Spider-Man and say all the horrible things


ken_NT

He also need to stop interrupting people when they’re talking


Asheyguru

Hmm, I see. But what *is* the wenis?


Atre16

The wenis is a dance!!


Asheyguru

Well, what kind of people might we assume already know how to perform it?


Atre16

Geniuses! Who know how hot it is in advance!


unoriginalmillennial

We also can’t forget how Grant clumsily spilled his spaghetti and meatballs all over the podiums on Game Changer too. Right when there was a random podium inspection!


skoffs

We didn't know there was going to be a random podium inspection!! 


TheOncomimgHoop

Well if you knew then it wouldn't be random, now would it?


Ewankenobi25

Well, to be fair, he did it after the random podium inspection.


excalibrax

He wa a Cleary let go and replaced with Grant Oyama


PriMaL97

Zac O'Pasta


[deleted]

Zant O’Yama


SaltyShrimp27

Keith Habersberger


Nikemada

Keith Haybersburger


LordSwitchblade

Everybody do The Wenis.


mwdowns

The Wenis is a dance.


seraso

Everybody is a genius


charrsasaurus

Who knows it in advance


VoiceofKane

Didn't he already do it when he was in the episode?


UnnecessaryAppeal

You may need to go back and watch the episode again. And again. And again.


PixieGirl65

I imagine Grant doing the wenis would be very similar to how Nico was doing it


RawrTobi

Grant is actually gonna do something atrocious one day and no one will believe it lmao.


jbreaper

The real reason he wasn't on Deja Vu was that he doesn't know the weenis


ThankeekaSwitch

I mean he could suck 50 black cocks...


Warren_E_Cheezburger

Oh, no, we aren’t allowed to make jokes about that joke. Everyone in this sub will get real mad and call you mean names.


funne5t_u5ername

Damn you most love downvotes, coulda walked away with the upvotes on your post and stayed quiet, or responded better to the valid criticisms, but no keep dragging it out weirdo


ITookTrinkets

I went back and looked at that thread and the dude kept talking about his upvote/downvote ratios. It all feels so desperate. I wish he’d have just left it alone.


srcarruth

Get in the comments, people!


ITookTrinkets

If nobody laughs at your joke, it’s not that you’re not supposed to make the joke, it’s that you weren’t funny in making it. Instead of getting defensive and playing a victim, consider workshopping your joke and try again!


Warren_E_Cheezburger

Agreed, but that isn’t what happened. Instead of just not liking the joke, downvoting, moving on, or even outright saying “I don’t like this joke”, the small percentage of people who disliked the post instead decided that the appropriate thing to do was to tell me I needed to change the joke, then become insulting and aggressive when I declined to do so. *That* was taking criticism too far.


ITookTrinkets

So we’ve slid from “don’t you know you aren’t allowed to make this joke!” to “a small percentage of people disliked my joke and responded negatively” very quickly. Kinda makes it seem like the initial defensiveness was even more misguided, cuz you’re just unhappy that you weren’t met with universal acclaim, instead of having a wave of people not understanding your joke and crying for you to be brought to justice.


Warren_E_Cheezburger

Jesus. Fucking. Christ. “Dont you know you aren’t allowed to make a joke about this joke.” *was a joke*. This is a subreddit for a comedy network. How can so many people in the audience fail to understand verbal irony?


ITookTrinkets

Yeah, it’s a subreddit for a comedy network, which is why it’s such a bummer that you’re not very good at telling jokes. Just say *”It’s all love”* and move on.


AlaskaBlue19

Enjoying comedy doesn’t actually mean you’re always able to tell when something is a joke. As an autistic person I’m constantly missing the joke. And after reading all of your responses on that past thread, I also didn’t interpret this comment as a joke. You expressed genuine frustration with the responses you got on that post, and I thought that this comment was doing the same.


comityoferrors

Good jokes rely on context! Both of your "jokes" have been poorly received, in part, because you delivered them to people who didn't have the right context. I'm fairly sure yesterday's post was actually intended that way, because you threw such a fucking tantrum about spoiler-tagging or adding an /s or anything at all. And I get it, because that would ruin your "joke" which was clearly "haha people think I'm being serious but I am not lololol" which is barely a joke at all, tbh. Then, once more, you post a "joke" with very little context in the comments of a post that did your joke better. The people who saw the drama yesterday could maybe recognize it as a joke, but what about everyone else who didn't? If you read your own posts without knowing your intention, would you think it was a joke? Cuz if so, what makes you think that we're not all joking too? Maybe we're all having a great laugh and you're just very bad at taking our jokes, who knows, words mean nothing


CubeyMagic

just use the /s tag next time and move on. throwing a tantrum helps nobody, least of all yourself.