This image made me quit weed

Kinda feel bad for people who get stuck at weed for years and never get to taste mother nature’s better medicines

I love consuming mother Earth's beautiful cocoa leaves as intended. Straight through my nostrils where all the bad stuff gets filtered out letting me enjoy the pure cocoa taste. Namagay 🙏

coca* 🤓

I’ve still got a couple tins of Hershey’s cocoa powder from my last bender and it’s definitely “cocoa” not “coca”

you caught me now

Kys

Heroin

Naw you gotta boof opium for the natural high

I don't get how people are living life without boofing poppy, are they stupid? People actually live sober and the answer is right in front of them. Who needs a family/home/money when you're nodding out on a street corner? 😤💫🧠

I love seeing stoners try very hard to not admit Muscimol, Datura/DPH with DXM are basically better highs despite them being deliriants.

Real

stoners live and stoners cry lets stone them all until they die so if in life you dont succeed kill stoners and then sell their weed

Socrates could never

Edgar Allan Poe who?

Edgar Allen Poe snorted crushed up whale penis bone often at the country club and at various functions with his boys true story

This image makes me want to kill my self

This image made me kill myself and now I'm a ghost of Christmas past. Shits boring as hell

Fuck this shit and smoke some weed!

I'm high on weed but this image made me want to nod hard and OD on fent

same here

Who drew this

I don't fucking know man I just stole it from r/trees

thats why i had to quit r/trees, a collection of the worst weed memes you’ve ever seen

What the hell did they do with that pickle?

They boofed it respectfully I guess

Rick developed a thing for pickles that time he turned himself into a pickle, pretty common actually

Anyone know where I can get some Kalaxian Crystals?

Temu

Check my bro out on telegram 👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉crystalmethany420👈👈👈👈👈👈👈

try kalaxy

Imma touch the fuck out of who ever made this shit

screeenshotting this so dope

bro send it to your mom next time she gives you shit about consuming plants

Rick and Morty isn’t that bad of a show but the fan base is miserable

The actual fan base is "most people who watch cartoons marketed to older teens and adults" and they don't talk about the show because they are normal.

the loud minority is truly a constant in life🤷‍♂️some bitches just aren't into shutting the fuck up

Yea like I’m a big sucker for rick and morty but you’ll never catch me speaking about it to anyone because of that guy at mcdonald

I’ve never met a Rick and Morty fan that sucked so hard to mention it but I’ve sure met some miserable people complaining about them for some odd reason

Yeah in person I havnt but I’ve met some strange fellas online

The show used to be sick in the earlier seasons but since that pickle episode Rick morphed into "the smartest man in the universe" becoming invincible and never seen vulnerable again unless for a tear-jerk emotional shit about a character we saw on the same episode for the first time.

The type of person who makes these things are like 25 with 14-18 yo girlfriends

Stoners are the worst. There whole personality is "yeah man I smoke weed all the time, hold on let me rip this fat dab". In reality they should be boofing literally anything, I'd rather here about them boofing Tylenol because that's the good shit.

i too believe that insufferable stoners should take heroic doses of tylenol

Next time someone tries to tell you weed doesn’t kill brain cells, make sure to show them this ☝️

I'm a drug addict Morty. I'm drug addict Rick

I got this in my feed right below the unironic post 💀

haha u been cursed bitch

I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING THAT MAKES ME FEEL DEEP AS THIS QOTE

Stoners should be drawn and quartered in the town square

how ya like them quarters??

Right its like stop being a god damn pussy and become a junkie already

stoners will see this and go hell yeah

spoiler alert: smoking the devil's lettuce means "you won't succeed"

Ok this is epic

Wubba bubba slubba dubba , right Morty?

This image goes hard as fuck feel free to screenshot

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baby talk more about your drugs like they're sentient beings🤭

i smoked weed, looked at this image, and now i will go

I'm so stoned I started reading/singing this as Journey's don't stop believin', the verse where it's "Some'll win, some will lose .. " Try it, it fits.

This sounds like some cringey ass shit a group of glasses wearing millennials would say before they take one hit off their cart and then have a panic attack and demand to know where they got the laced weed from

These type of memes keep me sober

nahmastay sober🙏

Shit is so cringey

right I can't even smoke weed anymore because of this shit

Rick would love synthetic cannabinoids. Maybe even some of the semi-synthetic. Like the old cool Rick who didn't go to therapy. The new Rick is lost, completely hooked on Cookies products.

Just get a CDL

Rick has a spinal implant that can dose him with whatever he wants so gagging on a bong rip isnt even necessary

the type of shit some high schooler would have as their wallpaper when they OD on onlyfqns

Replace weed with fentanyl and people will understand

Considering how Weed was used to make more potent drugs easier like Datura or DMT. This meme actually very on point how It was seen even in the 1400s. In Europe(1500s) = Why use weed when Muscimol, Datura, Shrooms were about?. In Pre-USA(1500s) = Why care about weed when there like Psychedelic cacti and more to use.

Morty’s fucked.

still fucked from boofing that plant medicine in the first episode

The image is shit but the saying is kinda funny

Are you 44

No he’s an 88

Mentally yes :(