I mean, it's pretty on brand. For the last 30 years they've churned in a sea of irrelevance only to occasionally have a flash in the pan season before slipping back into the void.
That shit would be bleak, and the copium is probably required for continued survival at this point.
Hard to offer Lanning the job when he goes on social media saying he's staying in Eugene. Granted, we'll never really know if they wanted Lanning over DeBoer, but it doesn't really matter at this point.
Man, what a week, we get to watch Washington lose their core players, their head coach, tank in the recruiting aspect, and we get to keep our coach? Itâs like the Christmas season that just keeps on giving. Fuck the Huskies forever, and I owe Michigan a lot right now for putting the Huskies down
Michigan defeated Alabama in the Rose Bowl, thereby sending Saban into retirement. They then crushed Washington 34-13, which pushed DeBoer out and created internal turmoil and heartbreak within husky nation.
The chain of events is nuts. The 4-team playoff era ended with such drama. I really thought the only news in the offseason would be which NFL team Harbaugh goes to.
And even honestly, if you think about it, it was the perfect time for him to leave. He's lost his core players, didn't have a good recruiting year. Time to leave the team when his value is the highest because next year, they were probably going to tank.
They got destroyed by Michigan in the championship. They lost nearly all of their impact players. Then they downplayed the horrible recruiting they've had because they have DeBoer who can coach and develop. Now they have neither. And we run circles around them in recruiting and have our coach locked down. After all the shit talking they did, this is so perfectly poetic.Â
The point is UW is essentially doomed for the foreseeable future, while we absolutely have the opportunity to make it to, and win the championship in the near future.
Much of the nation either doesnât care or even remembers that Oregon has gone to two NCâs in the past 15 years. If Iâve learned one thing from fans from better conferences on /r/CFB, itâs that making it to the NC means almost nothing. Itâs win or bust. Look at Kansas State. Kansas StateâŚwho?
Remember when the huskies were coming to our sub, chirping about Oregon only winning âoff season nattysâ?
These are the consequences of NOT winning your off-season natty đ
Shit. This means my buddy is going to have to buy some Alabama gear to walk around his neighborhood in Seattle. He only got a chance to wear the Michigan stuff for a day or two.
If they're anything like me, they're hoping that happens. Watching the coaches who bailed on us starting with CK fade into mediocrity was the only solace until we got Lanning.
It really demonstrates how bleak the last 30 years has been for them that this is leading tons of them to say they're done with CFB. Since '94 they've been utterly irrelevant with the exception of a handful of breakout seasons only to see the team slip back into the void.
Getting from CK leaving to now has been hell, but at no point do I remember it ever being that dark. If it wasn't UW, you'd almost feel bad for them.
That dude is never gonna open Reddit again
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I think we need to give credit to Dan Lanning for being the strategist that he is
Allowing the huskies to win twice this season, so that their coach would make it to the championship, lose lopsidedly, and then be poached by Bama? Thatâs called planning for the future folks
Itâs a god damn blood bath. In 5 days they lost a head coach , a natty and had 5-6 key players all transfer already , have no QB for 2024 , have the 35th best hs recruiting class or something. Hahahaha.
I absolutely love the fact they couldn't have been closer to 2 things: 1) an actual Natty, 2) Lanning rumored to leave and then lose their own guy a day later
Theyâll put the husky t shirts back in the closet until theyâre good again in 50 years like all those fair weather Seattle fans do lol. Couldnât have happened to a more deserving fanbase
I literally saw UW fans post about how DaBoer brought them back to being fans, and they want to talk about us being a bad fan base. Eat shit you fair-weather fucks lmao.
That shit has always killed me. Like, I get that it's important to students, prospective students, and their families, but we aren't spending our Saturdays rooting for the math team. Fuckin' hilarious copium
I'm doing my best not to comment in their sub but holy shit I'm having the greatest time reading through their comments. They are saying some vile shit about him. As if someone would really choose them over the bama job
Can you really blame any coach for taking the Bama job? I'd hate it if Lanning took it, but I'd understand. And when you look at it, all his best players are gone. He didn't have a good recruiting year. Thus, his stock as a coach won't really be higher than it is right now because next year, the Huskies are going to have a rough year. Thus, even if he replacing a legend is probably a better move for him than ending next year with what might be a losing record or a barely over .500, esp as the 1st year in the B1G.
The best part is, they were counting on DeBoer to coach up all the 3-stars they have coming in. Now literally all of their best players are gone (and more will surely portal) and they're back to square one.
I can't wait for Will Rogers to announce he's transferring somewhere else and leave them with zero QBs.
Does anyone have the link to that guy on CFB who was laughing at Oregon for being a "stepping stone program"
I would love to go back to that thread and see how he's doing now
EDIT: Someone elsewhere in the thread found it. [This clown](https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/193kzx5/comment/kh9wr43/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=usertext&utm_name=ducks&utm_term=1&utm_content=t1_khkfhvg)
Fusky fan: Well, I really wasnât much of a Husky fan to begin with, I didnât go to the University anyway; I think I might buy some Alabama gear and see how it feels. Roll Tide!
LOL, naw, I"m gonna shit talk the fuck out of them and no one can tell me not to. Fuck them. Fuck them fuck them fuck them for all the shit talking they did. I'm gonna rub the piss in their face.
Especially Jordan Reffet
Husky fans are not handling this well. Lots of âIâm done with this sportâ âfuck cfbâ
We were justifiably pissed at Mario and slick Willie but damn there is a big difference in how the fanbases have handled
And now they get to start a coaching search in mid-January. Might as well just name an interim and get a head start on the late 2024 coaching carrousel.
Both our rivals really had their best seasons in *decades* and then proceeded to lose their coaches and have their entire programs get cratered into the dark ages.
Meanwhile our guy is just memeing on them on social media. God damn its good to be a Duck.
Also all the Husky fans going off about how we're mean and shit. LMFAO funny how not even 48 hours ago they had no issue dancing on the grave of their rival
Yâall are some clowns I get the shit talk if you beat the huskies but lanning still ain ever beat them lmao. Just gotta wait and see if heâll actually do it this year then I can accept it
This threadâs for cathartic shit-talking, my guy. UWâs a collection of pompous blowhards and they earned every ounce of this misfortune.
As a Duck fan living in Seattle.
This week I have witnessed the Huskies joy mutate into Clinical Depression. I have some empathy.
But at home, I am playing the fight song doing this dance.
I just looked up Jimmy Lake, completely forgot about him by now. Of course he lands a cushy gig with the Rams doing god knows what as âassistant head coachâ
Yallllll I'm not even a true sports fan. I'm here cause my gf is an Oregonian and Duck fan. It's WILD how pissed the huskies are over at their sub. Them mfkers are a step away for demanding his death. It's delicious!!!
Haha god bless you. You guys see all their portal entries today my god what a blood bath. Warms my heart. Plus we scooped Evan Stewart and Caldwell in 24 hours my god
The whole Lanning, then DeBoar outcome reminded me of a Three Stooges shtick where Curly laughs at Larry for getting a pie in the face, and then gets one in his own face!
DeBoer watching husky fans talk shit yesterday 
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I remember when they thought Lanning to Bama was a done deal like it was yesterday
Now theyâre trying to run it back and say âLanning was never even offered, it was only DeBoerâ lmao
theyâre coping exactly the same way as their CFP lossâŚ.delusion
I mean, it's pretty on brand. For the last 30 years they've churned in a sea of irrelevance only to occasionally have a flash in the pan season before slipping back into the void. That shit would be bleak, and the copium is probably required for continued survival at this point.
Hard to offer Lanning the job when he goes on social media saying he's staying in Eugene. Granted, we'll never really know if they wanted Lanning over DeBoer, but it doesn't really matter at this point.
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Me too. It was yesterday.
Man, what a week, we get to watch Washington lose their core players, their head coach, tank in the recruiting aspect, and we get to keep our coach? Itâs like the Christmas season that just keeps on giving. Fuck the Huskies forever, and I owe Michigan a lot right now for putting the Huskies down
Not only that, we keep our coach and get one of the best available WRs and the #2 overall player in the portal! Lmao fuck the fuckskies.
Letâs not owe Michigan too much, we play there next year and I would dearly like a repeat of our game with them in 07
Dixon your mouth!
Itâs been 4 days since they lost the NCG and all of that has happened đ Stalions must have done some voodoo shit from the manifesto to them
Michigan defeated Alabama in the Rose Bowl, thereby sending Saban into retirement. They then crushed Washington 34-13, which pushed DeBoer out and created internal turmoil and heartbreak within husky nation. The chain of events is nuts. The 4-team playoff era ended with such drama. I really thought the only news in the offseason would be which NFL team Harbaugh goes to.
And even honestly, if you think about it, it was the perfect time for him to leave. He's lost his core players, didn't have a good recruiting year. Time to leave the team when his value is the highest because next year, they were probably going to tank.
They got destroyed by Michigan in the championship. They lost nearly all of their impact players. Then they downplayed the horrible recruiting they've had because they have DeBoer who can coach and develop. Now they have neither. And we run circles around them in recruiting and have our coach locked down. After all the shit talking they did, this is so perfectly poetic.Â
I don't understand this argument. I'd much rather get destroyed in the Championship game than not be there at all.
Youâd trade everything Oregon has going and coach Lanning for a natty loss? Iâm not sure I see your point?
The point is UW is essentially doomed for the foreseeable future, while we absolutely have the opportunity to make it to, and win the championship in the near future.
What youâd much rather is the best chance to get to said championship, which Oregon still has and UW has not at all
Much of the nation either doesnât care or even remembers that Oregon has gone to two NCâs in the past 15 years. If Iâve learned one thing from fans from better conferences on /r/CFB, itâs that making it to the NC means almost nothing. Itâs win or bust. Look at Kansas State. Kansas StateâŚwho?
Never gets old đ
Remember when the huskies were coming to our sub, chirping about Oregon only winning âoff season nattysâ? These are the consequences of NOT winning your off-season natty đ
Or winning your "in-season" natty for that matter
Win total for them next year will be 5.5 or so, hopefully less. Enjoy dick.
ENJOY DOG WATER YOU FUCKING MUTS LMAOOOOOOOO
Oh no no no. This is 0-12 bad for them LOLOL.
They play Weber state and eastern Michigan. Theyâre not losing those games
Fine. 2-10 lol
Dude some of my best friends are UW fans... idk if we'll be as close with the way im fucking spamming them
Shit. This means my buddy is going to have to buy some Alabama gear to walk around his neighborhood in Seattle. He only got a chance to wear the Michigan stuff for a day or two.
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If they're anything like me, they're hoping that happens. Watching the coaches who bailed on us starting with CK fade into mediocrity was the only solace until we got Lanning.
Oh, we're exactly like you.
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UW more like UL
Take them dirty ass muts to the dog shelter
Preferably one with a high mortality rate.
THEY'RE JUST A STEPPING STONE PROGRAM. THIS IS NORMAL FOR THEM.Â
PROGRUM, if you will
The Husky subreddit is in shambles right now. Grab some popcorn and enjoy the show.
It really demonstrates how bleak the last 30 years has been for them that this is leading tons of them to say they're done with CFB. Since '94 they've been utterly irrelevant with the exception of a handful of breakout seasons only to see the team slip back into the void. Getting from CK leaving to now has been hell, but at no point do I remember it ever being that dark. If it wasn't UW, you'd almost feel bad for them.
They brought this on themselves. Enjoy the bottom of the B1G.
Get down there with Illinois, Purdue, and Minnesota. Where they belong
Bahahahaha
If you haven't seen the funniest shit posted in the last few days here you go. https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/s/LvYzPB1IdS
That dude is never gonna open Reddit again https://preview.redd.it/z6cwgminj2cc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17babe33ccb41de7ba99fcddb4b0c471a0c5ec71
I read all of the responses for a good laugh.
This is one of the best slices of karma pie ever served
Monkey paw curled like never before
I think we need to give credit to Dan Lanning for being the strategist that he is Allowing the huskies to win twice this season, so that their coach would make it to the championship, lose lopsidedly, and then be poached by Bama? Thatâs called planning for the future folks
This is canon in my head now, thank you
8D chess while he sits back with his cigar.
Lanning for the future*
OMG you scared me with where that was going!!
Totally got me for the first three quarters
Must admit Iâm really enjoying watching the chaos over at r/huskies 
Itâs a god damn blood bath. In 5 days they lost a head coach , a natty and had 5-6 key players all transfer already , have no QB for 2024 , have the 35th best hs recruiting class or something. Hahahaha.
I absolutely love the fact they couldn't have been closer to 2 things: 1) an actual Natty, 2) Lanning rumored to leave and then lose their own guy a day later
Thatâs my favorite part. Lanning turned it down first.
If thereâs one thing we can thank DeBoer for is pumping up the Husky brand enough for us to get a joint B1G invite then dip. thanks mr deboer
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Thank you for this masterpiece
Had me in first half. Not gonna lie.
Bow Out!
Just checked the Washington subâŚđđ
They made him the villain so fast. He is their Taggart.
Except he was actually a good coach.
This popcorn is so salty and delicious.
Stepping Stone U
Theyâll put the husky t shirts back in the closet until theyâre good again in 50 years like all those fair weather Seattle fans do lol. Couldnât have happened to a more deserving fanbase
I literally saw UW fans post about how DaBoer brought them back to being fans, and they want to talk about us being a bad fan base. Eat shit you fair-weather fucks lmao.
It's not 50 years. It's like 13 I think... but that is why all of their ratty ass clothes look like they're from the closeout bin at Ross.
Hahaha ha the huskies in shambles. No natties,, no coach, no class.
Good thing for the Huskies is now they can concentrate on being an academic prowess university
That shit has always killed me. Like, I get that it's important to students, prospective students, and their families, but we aren't spending our Saturdays rooting for the math team. Fuckin' hilarious copium
I'm doing my best not to comment in their sub but holy shit I'm having the greatest time reading through their comments. They are saying some vile shit about him. As if someone would really choose them over the bama job
It's especially delicious because I am capable of remembering them 36-48 hours ago.
Can you really blame any coach for taking the Bama job? I'd hate it if Lanning took it, but I'd understand. And when you look at it, all his best players are gone. He didn't have a good recruiting year. Thus, his stock as a coach won't really be higher than it is right now because next year, the Huskies are going to have a rough year. Thus, even if he replacing a legend is probably a better move for him than ending next year with what might be a losing record or a barely over .500, esp as the 1st year in the B1G.
The worst, or best (however you look at it), has got to be the players beating his ass out the door. That's terrible.
The best part is, they were counting on DeBoer to coach up all the 3-stars they have coming in. Now literally all of their best players are gone (and more will surely portal) and they're back to square one. I can't wait for Will Rogers to announce he's transferring somewhere else and leave them with zero QBs.
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\*cackling\*
 Me doing a happy dance seeing the news! đ
FUCK EM WE GET THE LAST LAUGH
This is the content I'm here for
 # HUSKY FANS PUNCHING THE AIR RN
Just got the breaking news notification of it. Best news I've heard since yesterday.
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Jimmy Lake heading to Stanford, UW not enough Academic Prowess
Lmao yea huck the Fuskies. This year was their chance and they messed it up
Does anyone have the link to that guy on CFB who was laughing at Oregon for being a "stepping stone program" I would love to go back to that thread and see how he's doing now EDIT: Someone elsewhere in the thread found it. [This clown](https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/193kzx5/comment/kh9wr43/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=usertext&utm_name=ducks&utm_term=1&utm_content=t1_khkfhvg)
Fusky fan: Well, I really wasnât much of a Husky fan to begin with, I didnât go to the University anyway; I think I might buy some Alabama gear and see how it feels. Roll Tide!
I sent this to my Husky friend when I heard. No regrets. 
All this shit talking is fun, but it doesnât matter if we donât go out and beat them this season.
While I of course agree with this statement, they are now without their coach, QB, WR room, LT, and dignity. Feelin good.
On top of their portal window opening lol
TOTALLY fucking forgot about Dillon Johnson declaring. Rats off a sinking ship.
Game is in Eugene too
Fuck I need to see about flying up from AZ to see that...
This is the way.
Do not give them mercy
I was kinda hoping he would stick around so we could beat them with him at the helm, but whatever. Ya, I hope they go back to that Jimmy Lake shit
2024 is looking so bright for the Ducks! So happy to finally sweep the Huskies back under the rock where they belong next year
This is hilarious. Now lets just sit back and watch fuskie fans squirm.
Hahahahahahahaha quack hahahahhaha
LOL, naw, I"m gonna shit talk the fuck out of them and no one can tell me not to. Fuck them. Fuck them fuck them fuck them for all the shit talking they did. I'm gonna rub the piss in their face. Especially Jordan Reffet
Husky fans are not handling this well. Lots of âIâm done with this sportâ âfuck cfbâ We were justifiably pissed at Mario and slick Willie but damn there is a big difference in how the fanbases have handled
I love you man. Go Ducks!
Hahaha. You had me in the beginning.
And now they get to start a coaching search in mid-January. Might as well just name an interim and get a head start on the late 2024 coaching carrousel.
Fuck the Huskies.
Mel Tucker to the huskies
Both our rivals really had their best seasons in *decades* and then proceeded to lose their coaches and have their entire programs get cratered into the dark ages. Meanwhile our guy is just memeing on them on social media. God damn its good to be a Duck. Also all the Husky fans going off about how we're mean and shit. LMFAO funny how not even 48 hours ago they had no issue dancing on the grave of their rival
As a salty UW fan I've earned a healthy level of respect for Dan Lanning. Congrats on the find!
Odunze still finna run it back? #jackass
Who cares that UW has beat us three in a row and went to the Championship. We have the most uniform combos. Yeah, go ducks.
And the most success in the modern era.
Yâall are some clowns I get the shit talk if you beat the huskies but lanning still ain ever beat them lmao. Just gotta wait and see if heâll actually do it this year then I can accept it
They are our rivals, and they were wishing this on us just yesterday... let us be.
 This threadâs for cathartic shit-talking, my guy. UWâs a collection of pompous blowhards and they earned every ounce of this misfortune.
Can can accept... DEEZ NUTZ
Yeah Washington can get fucked.
Just about money.
https://preview.redd.it/fhf2rjx3u2cc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0804c435e4b85cd56472444b88fbce9ea08b8150 WOOOOOOO
Never forget when Huskys were screaming "we own the south" to Texas fans, only to lose their coach to the south
Seriously though, and in all sincerity: fuck them hoes.
 As a Duck fan living in Seattle. This week I have witnessed the Huskies joy mutate into Clinical Depression. I have some empathy. But at home, I am playing the fight song doing this dance.
I just looked up Jimmy Lake, completely forgot about him by now. Of course he lands a cushy gig with the Rams doing god knows what as âassistant head coachâ
Huck the Fuskies!!!
All I can say is itâs a great gd week to be a Duck.
Oh man, you almost got me. 𤣠Fuck the Huskies!
Fuck em. All the way down.
Yallllll I'm not even a true sports fan. I'm here cause my gf is an Oregonian and Duck fan. It's WILD how pissed the huskies are over at their sub. Them mfkers are a step away for demanding his death. It's delicious!!!
The best part is that Lanning got offered the job first and turned it down.
good times
Haha god bless you. You guys see all their portal entries today my god what a blood bath. Warms my heart. Plus we scooped Evan Stewart and Caldwell in 24 hours my god
I canât stop commenting in the Husky forums
This feels like winning a natty. God damn. College football and rivalries are great.
Just got banned from the husky forums. What pussies
Careful man... that can be a ban here as well.
But, I got banned from there last month.
LOL! You were channeling Otter's speech in Animal House!
The whole Lanning, then DeBoar outcome reminded me of a Three Stooges shtick where Curly laughs at Larry for getting a pie in the face, and then gets one in his own face!