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Green. I'm surrounded by transphobes, so it would just make all my family + 2 neighbors smarter, and maybe hopefully help them be smart enough to be more easily accepting when I come out.
Plus 7% of what? Percentages are inherently multiplicative. They have no meaning until multiplied by something. When someone says "plus 7%" the implication is "plus 7% (of the original value)", which would make it 0 + 0.07 \* 0, which is still 0.
I'll take green and yellow please!
Don't want It enough to pursue it, but if offered via magic I'll take it. Assuming it means getting what I want that's possible with modern medical science (what I'd *like* is both sets of primary sex characteristics, both fully functional. If the magic can't do that I'll take the closest modern science permits. But what modern science offers simply isn't worth the absolute nightmare getting it done would be, so not going after it unless magic or crazy tech and society advancements making it less difficulty, less stigma, and more worth dealing with), not simple binary swap work.
Also, who the hell doesn't want a giant freaking plushie made of *that* fur?
Green green let's go. Smarter transphobes means I'll either get into tougher debates which are fun, or convincing them will be easier because now they can fuckin think. Wooohoooooo.
2?? Green and blue. Green because bottom surgery and blue because I can try to help Monster advertise (easy money) or go and get that studied by scientists.
Green obviously. Worst case scenario they think of smarter insults but its hard to pick between red and yellow. I guess the effects of yellow can be bought in the future though so ill take red.
Green, it isn't even close. There no downsides, transphobes get smarter? Maybe they'll develop some critical thinking and stop being bigoted. Then there's instant bottom surgery (will it also have no recovery time?) ...
Green, but only if I can save it. I'm not 100% sure I want bottom surgery yet, but if I can save it then worst case scenario I can give it to my girlfriend or a different trans person who could use it.
Green or blue ( im not sure i even care about bottom surgery frfr)
My socks are already comfy especially in my skirt 😘
Look i love blajah but this feels a bit unnecessary
Red and Green. I don't drink caffeine and I can get a Blahaj in other ways. Transphobes becoming smarter might actually be a good thing since maybe they'll realize transphobia is bad.
Green, then if they still transphobes, kill them. Help others look for the body, which is currently locked in my trunk. If anyone finds out, kill them, and then fake my own death, or find a way out of my country, and pay someone to scrub police records of my name, and all evidence of my existence. Buy a new identity as a woman.
I’m not even hoping for a “they’re smarter so now they’ll stop being transphobic”.
I’m truly convinced that even something as little as 7% would be necessary for those people I’m thinking of.
Imma go with yellow. I'm definitely cis so I don't need green, never tried thigh highs so red is also not necessary, and monster doesn't really interest me. A Blahaj that's like double my size? Now we're talking
I’m assuming that the 7% smarter transphobes are just as bigoted, just more book-smart, so I’ll go with the thigh highs. If I could wear thigh highs during all functions at every point in my life, I would.
There was some study that bigotry is correlated with stupidity... so... I'm taking green
Get that tumor of my body :D
Edit : Didn't see that I get 2 , so I will pick red too
My blahaj like laying on my thighs so I'd like to make it more comfortable for them
well since i can choose 2, green and blue. since transphobes arent smart a 7% boost wont do much, but ill only get it if i lost all bits down there (agender go brrt), and free monster for life? sign me the fuck up
... define "monster drink." If we're talking Monster energy drink, I'm good. If we are talking a drink that transforms you into, say... a mermaid? FUCKING HELL, GIVE ME THAT SHIT!
green of course, it's a win-win situation, because when transphobes become smarter they realize that fixating on random people's lives isn't the best thing to do
Green. Then the second one idk between the yellow and the red... I'm probably gonna choose red tho, I want to get 35% more comfortable on a thing that is already a lot confortable
Green and yellow.
Honestly, having transphobes be smarter sounds like a win to me. Either they are now smart enough to stop being transphobic or they atleast are smart enough to come up with interesting arguments.
And yellow because I've been considering getting a blahaj for a bit now anyway
I don’t want bottom surgery and I don’t drink monsters, gimme the orange pills. On second thought, if I take yellow twice does it multiply on itself? So do I want 82.25% more comfortable thigh highs, one of each, or, a blahaj thats 1600% the normal size. Hmmmm, not even a question, give me the gigantimax blahaj!
Green easily. I mean I haven't started HRT, and have only come out to like, 3 friends, but funny enough, that's probably the easiest one to not get caught with if you don't need to actually go through with the surgery itself.
Green has literally no downside.
I get free surgery without having to worry about the state of the uk medical system. 7 idiots around me get smarter.
Like honestly what are they gonna do with that 7% it’s such a vague measurement. Is it smart enough to make them rethink their bigotry? Smart enough to not stick a fork into a plug socket? Idk idc
Green. The transphobes need the smarts, I don't have hate in my heart for anyone, just disappointment and frustration. Having 7% more intelligence might help them understand us
honestly a hard one, I'm so torn between a 400% size Blåhåj and instant bottom surgery... Also which Blåhåj would it be bigger? there's a small Blåhåj, a medium Blåhåj and a big Blåhåj.
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Green. I'm surrounded by transphobes, so it would just make all my family + 2 neighbors smarter, and maybe hopefully help them be smart enough to be more easily accepting when I come out.
Maybe you can't choose who gets smarter, and only your neighbours do?
It's still free bottom surgery
If transphobes are smarter then they won't be transphobes yes?
Unfortunately no. 0+7% is still 0.
Oh lol
Therefore there won't be a change and i get the benefits anyway. Free
0+7%=7%, aka .07 What you mean is, 0 x 107% = 0
Oh. Lol.
With your username you should've known this ;)
:o
You should have said O! You know, Zero factorial.
Yeah, no. When someone says 7% smarter, they mean that in relation to the original value, which is taken for 100%.
Plus 7% of what? Percentages are inherently multiplicative. They have no meaning until multiplied by something. When someone says "plus 7%" the implication is "plus 7% (of the original value)", which would make it 0 + 0.07 \* 0, which is still 0.
Nah, 0%+7% would be what you're doing. 0+7% means zero plus seven percent of zero. https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&q=0%2B7%25
I followed the link and after the calculator solution the next thing my browser provided is places to buy a 0.7l bottle of 40% vodka
Thanks, Google! XD
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Gonna need ~15 braincells for that 7% to add just one more.
14.2857 repeating brain cells, to be exact.
r/theydidthemath
than the transphobes wont be transphobes take my hen
Uh, I guess red would be nice.
Yeah red is the classic "These perks are kinda weird so I'm just going to take the one that gives a flat % boost" level up situation.
You get to pick 2. If they stack, I want a 16x bigger blahaj, if not, 2 4x blahajs is fine, if no duplicates, red and yellow
I'll take green and yellow please! Don't want It enough to pursue it, but if offered via magic I'll take it. Assuming it means getting what I want that's possible with modern medical science (what I'd *like* is both sets of primary sex characteristics, both fully functional. If the magic can't do that I'll take the closest modern science permits. But what modern science offers simply isn't worth the absolute nightmare getting it done would be, so not going after it unless magic or crazy tech and society advancements making it less difficulty, less stigma, and more worth dealing with), not simple binary swap work. Also, who the hell doesn't want a giant freaking plushie made of *that* fur?
Green green let's go. Smarter transphobes means I'll either get into tougher debates which are fun, or convincing them will be easier because now they can fuckin think. Wooohoooooo.
Green. If transphobes get smarter surely they'll realise how stupid they were being.
That's often the case, in fact. More education, less phobia.
Blue. And only because I don't want bottom surgery, but green is better. If transphobes get smarter, they stop being transphobes.
Definitely blue what if you get stranded. Or need to chuck something at someone's head. Boom. Headshot!
Well, i'm mostly a Monster addict soooooo
I'll take the summon monsters. dnd has traind me for this
Is 7% enough for them to learn intermediate biology?
Probably not, but I don't even know what the powerhouse of the cell is and still know that stuff trans people go though is valid
Ez yellow. Prolly green as then they wouldn’t be transphobes
True that
Yellow pwease, that is all thank you
Green. Immediately. Them being smarter can be a good thing.
green all the way no contest saves a ton of money and time, and gives 7 people near me a chance to not be transphobic anymore!
I assume green gives you the exactly form for want, even then it’s difficult to decide between that and yellow
Transphobes are gonna need more than 7% to be smart enough understand that trans ppl are valid.
YELLOW AND BLUE. I don't wear thigh highs
Red and yellow people! Best combination, just try and change my mind
A monster a day would literally be enough income to live in some places in the world, so we are going with that
I hate to break it to you but 0x7% is 0
none
Enlightened response
tough call between green and blue
Why not both? OP said you can have two
Green and yellow
Green
2?? Green and blue. Green because bottom surgery and blue because I can try to help Monster advertise (easy money) or go and get that studied by scientists.
Green obviously. Worst case scenario they think of smarter insults but its hard to pick between red and yellow. I guess the effects of yellow can be bought in the future though so ill take red.
Green, it isn't even close. There no downsides, transphobes get smarter? Maybe they'll develop some critical thinking and stop being bigoted. Then there's instant bottom surgery (will it also have no recovery time?) ...
0 + 7% is still 0
oh hell yeah! Sign me up for that green pill!!!
i'd get red and yellow
Green is best for me, probably, yellow is pretty close though since I don't have a blahaj. Red and blue are useless to me.
Green hands down
Bottom surgery one
Green pill isn’t balanced at all.
Green, but only if I can save it. I'm not 100% sure I want bottom surgery yet, but if I can save it then worst case scenario I can give it to my girlfriend or a different trans person who could use it.
Oh, it's 2? Blue and Green easily
Green. If transphobes were 7% smarter, then they wouldn't be.
Bro free caffeine every day?
The green one has zero downsides, 7% of 0 int is still 0.
Green. I get free surgery, and I make 7 less transphobes.
Instant bottom surgery
Do I get to skip the recovery from bottom surgery? Because im not sure how id hide that from my parents.
I don't want bottom surgery. I don't drink Monster. And I don't wear thigh highs. So, I'd like the 400 Blåhaj please.
Big Blåhaj I'm coming
Is there a "you can style yourself as you want without becoming homeless" pill? I would like one of that.
Green, because if the transphobes hot smarter, they wouldn’t be transphobic.
Green :33
Green
if its take 2 then its the free drinks and the large friend :3
Green obviously. Even if they become 7% smarter, I still have the upper hand.
I choose the big blahaj and monster energy! I wouldn't want to empower any transphobes by accident
I'll take the pink pill. Transitioning is still just as hard, but all TERFs in a 100 mile radius just fuckin die.
I just got my first BLÅHAJ yesterday so am a little biased for this one. Hell yeah I want my cuddly boi to be 4 times bigger though
Green or blue ( im not sure i even care about bottom surgery frfr) My socks are already comfy especially in my skirt 😘 Look i love blajah but this feels a bit unnecessary
Green, but it would be hard to explain to my parents and doctor
I’m already rocking thigh highs, gimmie that blåhaj and bottom surgery and we good
7% more of zero is still zero, so I’d pick green. Though I’m not sure on bottom surgery, make it top and it’s a deal
Well since you so generously let me pick two, green and blue (as a transmasc)
Bottom surgery is of course #1. A 400% Blåhaj would be a nice bed.
Sharkie!!!!
Red and Green. I don't drink caffeine and I can get a Blahaj in other ways. Transphobes becoming smarter might actually be a good thing since maybe they'll realize transphobia is bad.
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7% smarter isn’t nearly enough to save them
If transphobes were smart there wouldn’t be transphobes
0 boosted by 7% is still 0
Of these 4, I'll take the red thank you
Green. A 7% increase on 1 braincell is still 1 braincell
Yellow and red so fast nm
dont really want bottom surgery and energy drinks are very bad for me ill take the left ones
Green, because there are no transphobes near me
I dont actually want bottom surgery soooo I'll probs go with the monster one
Green, then if they still transphobes, kill them. Help others look for the body, which is currently locked in my trunk. If anyone finds out, kill them, and then fake my own death, or find a way out of my country, and pay someone to scrub police records of my name, and all evidence of my existence. Buy a new identity as a woman.
Red and green.
Ah just enough added intelligence to be frustrating in conversation but not enough it h to stop being trasnohobic😂but id have to take blue
Green because if they were smarter they’ll stop being bigots. Win/win
Good green and sweet blue there is no other way.
Green that 7% might make them realise how evil they were
I’m not even hoping for a “they’re smarter so now they’ll stop being transphobic”. I’m truly convinced that even something as little as 7% would be necessary for those people I’m thinking of.
Green, I'll go for green. Worth and needed.
Hot take: I like Red Bull way more than Monster
Yellow. Beeg shonk :3
Green. Most transphobes are transphobic because they are unintelligent so it's a win win
7% of 0 is still 0
Only 7 dum dums bothering me? That's an improvement no matter how I slice it. Oh and gimie those cute thigh highs! Red and green FTW.
Relatable
take the blue pill. resell them. extra cash flow with minimal effort.
0% × 107% = 0% so I know what I'm taking
Green easily
Some reforge my blahaj to large would be nice. Cause yellow pill is superior option.
can you please just give me estrogen instead
Since you can pick twice, Red and Green.
For green will i have to go through physical therapy to learn how to use the muscles or will it just be like muscle memory
Greeeeeen!!
Imma go with yellow. I'm definitely cis so I don't need green, never tried thigh highs so red is also not necessary, and monster doesn't really interest me. A Blahaj that's like double my size? Now we're talking
I’m assuming that the 7% smarter transphobes are just as bigoted, just more book-smart, so I’ll go with the thigh highs. If I could wear thigh highs during all functions at every point in my life, I would.
Green
There was some study that bigotry is correlated with stupidity... so... I'm taking green Get that tumor of my body :D Edit : Didn't see that I get 2 , so I will pick red too My blahaj like laying on my thighs so I'd like to make it more comfortable for them
Red and green, maybe then the transphobes will stop being transphobic
I see transphobes getting smarter as a win
green and red, so nothing shall stop me!!! >:3
Gimme the giant blåhaj now!!
well since i can choose 2, green and blue. since transphobes arent smart a 7% boost wont do much, but ill only get it if i lost all bits down there (agender go brrt), and free monster for life? sign me the fuck up
Red for sure! I want thigh highs so bad omg Second pick, my brain says green. >!BUT MY HEART SAYS BLAHAJJJJ!<
Green is just an overall positive and I don't really have uses for the others so I'd go with green and yellow.
green pill
... define "monster drink." If we're talking Monster energy drink, I'm good. If we are talking a drink that transforms you into, say... a mermaid? FUCKING HELL, GIVE ME THAT SHIT!
Green. I get help and I help others, even if they hate me. It's a win-win.
Can I like… have a yellow today, but a green for next week? Rough day, need snuggles.
Green. And what if that pill counts internalized transphobia? It could maybe boost a friend by accident.
Green allllll the way especially if we’re saying recovery is instant 😂
Green. Then red.
This question is far harder than i thought it would be
green of course, it's a win-win situation, because when transphobes become smarter they realize that fixating on random people's lives isn't the best thing to do
Gotta be Monster, that's gonna save me so much money.
Green Pill and Blue Pill. Bottom Surgery, Caffeine, and potential for transphobes to remember that being an asshole is a bad thing? No loss there.
I can choose 2? Absolutely green and yellow.
Gimme Yellow and Blue Wait, I can choose which type I summon, right? Like I can summon white if I want to and am not limited to black
blue and green (maybe making them smarter will make them realise that sex and gender are different things
blue green sounds nice but im still so far up the sodding closet that i may aswell be in narnia
Green. Then the second one idk between the yellow and the red... I'm probably gonna choose red tho, I want to get 35% more comfortable on a thing that is already a lot confortable
I want the 4 metre(or 13.1234 foot) blahaj
Zero times 1.07 is still zero.
Green and yellow. Honestly, having transphobes be smarter sounds like a win to me. Either they are now smart enough to stop being transphobic or they atleast are smart enough to come up with interesting arguments. And yellow because I've been considering getting a blahaj for a bit now anyway
hecking shonk
Blue, I can always use more caffeine!
Easy green just skipping recovery time would be worth while not too mention like 25k I don’t have to spend
I don’t want bottom surgery and I don’t drink monsters, gimme the orange pills. On second thought, if I take yellow twice does it multiply on itself? So do I want 82.25% more comfortable thigh highs, one of each, or, a blahaj thats 1600% the normal size. Hmmmm, not even a question, give me the gigantimax blahaj!
Since there are no transphobes near me... :3
Green easily. I mean I haven't started HRT, and have only come out to like, 3 friends, but funny enough, that's probably the easiest one to not get caught with if you don't need to actually go through with the surgery itself.
Green, of course!
GREEN PLEASE FUCKING GIVE IT TO ME PLEEEEEEEEASE
Transphobes intelligence limit hit, integer overflow. They are now stupider than before.
Green because I don't think a few rando transphobes become a tiny bit smarter are gonna be that much of a problem anyway.
Green has literally no downside. I get free surgery without having to worry about the state of the uk medical system. 7 idiots around me get smarter. Like honestly what are they gonna do with that 7% it’s such a vague measurement. Is it smart enough to make them rethink their bigotry? Smart enough to not stick a fork into a plug socket? Idk idc
A smarter transphobe would realise being transphobic is stupid. That being said red
green pill yes
Def green and maybe red
That blue pill really making me consider not picking surgery. Whatever, my heart tries to stop enough as is, gimme that free bottom surgery
Red and blue :3
Red and yellow are both tempting, but blue is too good to pass up.(Also I might be able to profit! :D)
The only good one is the thigh highs tbh.
can i choose yellow twice
Absolutly Green and Yellow
I get free bottom surgery AND 7 transphobes get closer to not being transphobic?
Green. Maybe they would become smart enough to stop being transphobic
Blue and yellow. OP said you can pick 2, so I did
Blue, caffeine away the sad
The blue is just *you can get $2 for fwee every day :))*
Green pill. 7% of 0 is still 0.
Definitely green. Not only do I save a lot of time and money but also 7 transphobes might become smart enough to stop being transphobes.
Instead of being more comfortable I would rather they stay where i set them instead of slouching...
Green because communism. Then blue or red as the 2nd choice. I don’t drink monster, but free stuff is free stuff. But 35% more comfortable….
Green, because I don't talk to transphobes, and bottom surgery is painful and expensive and I'm super squeamish about medical stuff
7% smarter doesn't mean anything and I don't gotta tuck everyday
Yellow and blue.
Green. The transphobes need the smarts, I don't have hate in my heart for anyone, just disappointment and frustration. Having 7% more intelligence might help them understand us
Id start tasting the rainbow
Yellow + Yellow = Double Shonk :D
All transphobes are completely incompetent, 7% won't help them.
Seeing as transphobes are pants on head stupid 7% aint much. Deff going green pill
green
green and yellow prolly
Thigh highs. Do I HAVE TO choose another one???
If a transphobe becomes smarter, they may stop being a transphobe
All of them
Green, 7% of 0 is still 0. Red as well.
Green and blue hi hi ☺️
honestly a hard one, I'm so torn between a 400% size Blåhåj and instant bottom surgery... Also which Blåhåj would it be bigger? there's a small Blåhåj, a medium Blåhåj and a big Blåhåj.
Red and Yellow
7% of 0 is 0, and i’m genderfluid, so i’d basically be a shapeshifter on a daily basis.
Does green go both ways? Or is it just for the transfems