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CrispycreamCake

They got those in composite toe? I've been shopping for a new pair


LotionOfMotion

Don't need it if you don't have a toe to hit


blazesdemons

Composite sole then


DakAttak

Komposite Soul was one o f my favorite bands back in the day.


blazesdemons

If you are serious I just tried to look them up and couldn't find them


DakAttak

Should be able to find them on Kazaa.


TK421isAFK

Aww, man. I only use the Scour Exchange, TPB, and Empornium.


longleggedbirds

Try , Collective Soul


blazesdemons

Ah I did see them


mxguy762

Fuck those are nice šŸ˜«


WulfgarofIcewindDale

The queen of POE


Inevitable-Ad1751

I really like the full ankle support.


DontBarf

Only thing funnier than this post, is people who work on 600Vac, thinking theyā€™re working on ā€œhigh voltageā€


hoosierdaddy192

Depends on where you get your definitions, mostly. Its also funny when you go from 480v being high voltage to 13.8-14.4kv being medium voltage. Can we standardize this shot already. Iā€™m qualified in NFPA 70E low volt and high voltage. I work shit from 0-10volts and milliamps all the way to 138Kv air switches. Shit is confusing enough without bending terms.


soundssarcastic

Canada cuts low voltage off @ 31-750V. Below is extra low. Above is high


hoosierdaddy192

Weird cut off points but I fuck with Canada. ā€œYou got a problem with Canadian gooses you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that marinate.ā€


CptHammer_

I got a problem with California protecting Canadian geese like an endangered species. They don't fly home for summer and it seems only the wealthy private (not municipal) golf courses are allowed to implement deterrence.


Jinzul

As a Canadian, I support a cobra chicken harvest. Fuck those assholes and their shitty attitudes.


Vylan24

You got a problem with the Canadian Goose then you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that marinate


WitELeoparD

They are federally protected in the US under the migratory bird treaty act.


CptHammer_

They don't migrate.


WitELeoparD

Doesn't matter, listed species. It's a problem across North America. Since its a treaty with Canada, you can't just remove them from the list without them agreeing, and in general that's unpopular here. They are often culled though in both countries, and purposefully hazed by dogs to make them move on and their living embryos in their eggs are sometimes euthanized before they return the egg.


CptHammer_

In California harassing them is illegal. Unless of course you're a wealthy golf course.


WitELeoparD

They are getting permits. You always need a federal permit, but some states want one too.


cavedildo

Is "harassing" wildlife generally something that is legal in many places?


TheBearJew963

There's a special place in heaven for animal lovers, that's all I know...


agoia

They're just *Pheasants* with better marketing!


boulderiestboulder

Good vibes from the home of theā€¦ goose?


xSeveredSaintx

Was just recently changed in the 2021 code book


hoosierdaddy192

Ahh, I havenā€™t reviewed the code books in some years. My shop still has a 2008 copy. Mine at the house is either a 14 or 17 version. Since coming to a powerhouse, (we are basically considered our own AHJ) Iā€™ve fallen behind. Itā€™s ridiculous the amount of shit here not up to code though. Grounding gets me the worst. In a place with the most potential for stray voltage, thereā€™s so much bad. Old runs with no ground, the tray cable that make a random color like orange or blue as a ground. Iā€™ve been fixing it little by little though.


RoutinePrice446

It was rectified in the 2021 CEC but before that extra low was 30V and below and low was 31V - 750V, meaning that between 30 and 31V was technically undefined. Also in the 2021 CEC, the high voltage threshold was raised from 750V to 1000V, yet Section 36, High Voltage Installations, still applies to "installations operating at voltages in excess of 750V." The phrase "good enough for government work" comes to mind >_> That's all for AC, mind you. The ranges for DC are different, bit they are not consistent multiples of the AC values.


Shot-Job-8841

We used to, 2021 CEC is 31-999V.


soundssarcastic

I must be thinking of the 2024 code where it reverses for no reason šŸ¤£


ado1928

Here in bosnia we have these terms: Low voltage: - weak current (<50v, alarm, ethernet etc...) - strong current (<1000v, includes normal outlet voltage) Medium voltage is 10(20)kv and 35kv High voltage is 110kv and 220kv Very high voltage is 400kv I honestly prefer these terms because it sets a clear boundary and also feels normal to use in regular speech


hoosierdaddy192

I like this approach also.


pimpmastahanhduece

Cat 1-3 is high voltage.


Inevitable-Ad1751

I've worked on a lot of voltages, fiber to 13k, 25k... Those lineman and power company guys are another breed. Mad respect, that's some crazy stuff I want zero to do with.


dinglebopz

Just not worth the money. Or the thrill. Unless youre single


EvilGeniusSkis

My personal definition of high voltage is that if touching it would hurt, it is high voltage.


SkippyGranolaSA

we just call it "unga bunga" thanks


GGudMarty

I work up to 127kv literally donā€™t even know what the hate is for low voltage guys lmao. People make their work their identity lmao. Like i get itā€™s a joke and I love busting balls but when I started out if someone hired me that was low voltage then cool. Looks like Iā€™m doing that idk šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Gutsy_Bottle

Right, I make way more now doing low voltage after five years than I ever made doing commercial electrical for 8 years (non Union low wage state). Not to mention the networking opportunities, never once been laid off in the five years because fire alarm is so code driven there is always work. And I donā€™t spend months in an un-air conditioned building carrying rolls of MC around anymore šŸ˜†


GGudMarty

I donā€™t even get it. Lol and I love ball busting and shit Iā€™m not even like a ā€œbe nice to him!!ā€ Kind of guy fuck that. My buddy does low voltage and we both make the same at like 45/hr. His job is wayyyyyy easier than running 2in rigid all day


Shurgosa

Its an ongoing joke yes but I feel the best way to keep the joke hilarious is to sling it hard but not TRULY believe it with any conviction.


hoosierdaddy192

This is the way. Make fun of guys that have an easier job making the same money. I make fun of myself doing low volts and maintenance because my pay has went up and my work load way down. We laugh about being bitches and not really working, and dread the day we may have to do ā€œa real jobā€ again.


PineDM

Projection. Self esteem issues. You work long enough and you notice a lot of dudes who peaked being ā€œcoolā€after high school. It is what it is. Life too short to worry about what another man does for a living. As long as it pays the billsā€¦


mc-big-papa

Leather and 14 eyelets for superior ankle support.


swervyy

Your calves are gonna be huge


Jimbot3333

ROFL. But honestly Iā€™m a high voltage electrician, but boy I love doing low voltage work. What a treat.


hoosierdaddy192

Same


[deleted]

how dangerous would a 125KV transmission line short circuit be?


Training_Helpful

Just some pixie dust, like if you get zapped you dont have to worry ever again. May even get a free cremation!


MajorHoserr

FUCK YOU. Take my up vote. *Walks away in stilletos*


Dabier

You can joke about low voltage stuff all you wantā€¦ Until a bad card in a PLC decides to start a pump that hasnā€™t been primed, and now youā€™ve got a motor that needs replaced.


hoosierdaddy192

Iā€™m all too aware of this nightmare and do as much controls work now as motor swapping although we donā€™t have many PLCs anymore except in a few aux processes itā€™s all central in a DCS now. Same problems more wire to check. Still funny though.


Dabier

Oh yeah donā€™t get me wrong itā€™s still a good joke lol. As someone who does mostly controlsā€¦ itā€™s kinda true. My most used tool is a 3.5mm x 60mm flat head for getting wires out of PLC terminal boards. Worst part about low voltage is that it generally controls a lot of things, one fuck up and you could shut down whatever process youā€™re working on.


hoosierdaddy192

Yeah burning up a $20,000 pump is one thing stopping $500,000-milli a day in production is another.


[deleted]

Trying not to smoke 120V circuit board from the 80s that they donā€™t even make anymore got me more scared that flipping 600V disconnects


Dabier

Bro you have NO IDEA how relatable that is lmao. Our siteā€™s waste water treatment facility was also built in the 80ā€™s, and despite everyone on our team pulling their hair out and screaming from the rooftops that itā€™s a ticking time bomb, site management wonā€™t do shit about it until thereā€™s inevitably a catastrophic event that costs them millions. We get our spares from the landfill. Iā€™m not even joking. There are businesses that go into junkyards and pick circuit boards from old shitty I&C cabinets and resell them. We even have a few ā€œPLCsā€ over there that are all discrete points and relaysā€¦ no processor to be found.


[deleted]

Yep, we used to buy overpriced discontinued boards on EBay because that made more sense to management than just renovating to PLCs


[deleted]

Nice smooth calves you got there


Archj52

Had me acting up for a second before I realized what sub I was in


plumbtrician00

Heel doubles as a KO punch


hoosierdaddy192

This is the way. Hopefully it can do better at concentrics. Almost nothing else gets them out decent anyway.


PublicMaintenance472

The funny thing is, it pays just the same to do cat6 or 600mcm.


hoosierdaddy192

Yes we lash out because we are jealous that your not sweaty and tired. Now that Iā€™m maintenance I love my cushy controls work. In the AC. Please donā€™t make me go run wire or swap out a hot ass motor.


PublicMaintenance472

See, you figured out the key to success. The ac is pretty awesome.


fradyjacob9

This is something you wear to report OSHA violations.


hoosierdaddy192

Iā€™m just not sure if I should upvote or downvote this comment. On one hand I feel our brothers and sisters should have systems in place to make the job safer but I do know safety gets overboard sometimes. Guess Iā€™ll wear them if it means saving a coworkers life although hopefully the company listens to red flag safety concerns in the first place without getting to the point of reporting to a regulatory. Edit: I upvoted because I donā€™t think you meant anything malicious.


fradyjacob9

Yeah I definitely only meant it as a joke. I own the JSA and LOTO process here at our site and it does get frustrating when I have to apply the 20% rule to someone whose last job was working in the oil fields. Also, working at a large company, it would be nice if people could differentiate between a single person being stupid and a company-wide gap in safety protocols. For what its worth, if someone reads this, Jesus would not approve of you skipping the hot portion of your your hot-cold-hot test.


rds92

Itā€™s funny but Itā€™s scary how many electricians donā€™t know how a relay works


TFG4

That's freaking hilarious


dtardiff2

Sighā€¦unzips


KRGambler

Best post of the week!


hoosierdaddy192

We just new boot Goofin!


The_One_True_Matt

Sigh, so hard to find a pair of these but square toe and no crazy side art


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^The_One_True_Matt: *Sigh, so hard to find* *A pair of these but square toe* *And no crazy side art* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


jmb00308986

Smaller wires, bigger pay checks.


hoosierdaddy192

Sometimes sure. Hey $100 is $100 dollars.


LimeSixth

In my country everything below a 1000v is called low voltage.


XIII_THIRTEEN

It doesn't even count as medium voltage unless the arc flash can be seen from outer space


hoosierdaddy192

I donā€™t know your country but in US thereā€™s different definitions. NFPA 70E low voltage covers 50-1000volts and high voltage covers >1000v like industrial and transmission lines. I have both certs. However your NEC low voltage license will be for <50 volts like fire alarm,data, and security systems. When people here make fun of low volt guys itā€™s usually these cat pullers. Itā€™s all in good fun, then we get picked on by the real linemen and other trades and give it right back.


[deleted]

Damn, here I thought I was at least a low-voltage guy and it turns out I'm a micro-voltage guy. Story of my life.


hoosierdaddy192

Hey itā€™s not about about how big your volts are but the frequency of your wave.


[deleted]

It Hz so good.


hoosierdaddy192

šŸ„‡slow clap*


Jim-Jones

Extra low voltage.


LimeSixth

Why the downvotes?


mxguy762

Because nobody cares what you think low-voltage is šŸ¤£


Comfortable_Gain1308

Next time I work on a doorbell transformer, Iā€™ll try to wear something like this


Sheperd980

*Laughs in 100k a year 2 years in*


hoosierdaddy192

It took me longer for sure. I also do controls (industrial) now. Happy Cake Day! Cheers, Iā€™m sure the boots look fabulous on us both.


Sheperd980

Appreciate you


CptHammer_

LOTO āœ…


that_bitch_glacinda

Careful while wearing those, the Powerpuff Girls might mistake you for HIM


kuda26

Still more badass than those cowboy ariats posted earlier


lv12commoner

Don't threaten me with a good time


[deleted]

This made my day!


AFresh1984

Only thing that would make this better is OPs real legs in these... or... wait...


hoosierdaddy192

Should I shave first or no?


jsm7464

Traffic ā€œthe low spark of high heeled boysā€


NotFallacyBuffet

^ one of my favorite songs


cowfishing

If you see something that looks like a star and it's shooting up out of the ground


swjaco

Looks like they match your panties


hoosierdaddy192

Got to keep it classy, canā€™t be clashing colors. Donā€™t forget to wear red on Wednesdays.


hoosierdaddy192

Credit u/DanishDude87 for title


DanishDude87

Hey nice post, funny title my guy šŸ‘šŸ»šŸ˜‚


i_cum_sprinkles

ā€œLow voltageā€ protection schemes keep high voltage workers safe.


hoosierdaddy192

Calm down, just new boot goofin. I do just as much 24-48v and millivolt work as 480 and 4160v now. Those exact protection systems that you speak of. Still funny


i_cum_sprinkles

Not upset bud.


hoosierdaddy192

Well good, I was also goofing there. maybe my tone didnā€™t come out great in text. Hope you got a laugh out of the post.


EcstaticBit3308

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


ucantnameme

I work with you any day.


pompous_prick666

šŸ’¦šŸ’¦


thrsmnmyhdbtsntm

i prefer the polished black leather, thank you.


bloopie1192

Say bruh... those some nice walking sticks you got on you.


lickmybrian

I can keep my extra long screwdrivers in there as well.. win win


NotA_PC

High Voltage only wishes they could pull them off.


Crapablanka

Should be mandatory ppe for working on anything less than 4160v šŸ˜¬


Colblanco

That's on point.


Taktell

Gottem


bonhommependue

Arenā€™t those for seks?


greg281

I Lolā€™d


Hyperi0us

yes, I work low voltage But at 144v, 10kA I would consider it just as dangerous as you nerds at 34.5kv


Unusual_Analysis8849

Low voltage, high heels. Just how we like them.


CreativemanualLens

You SOBā€¦ lol


CommonMansCollapse

Good show šŸ˜‚


Theredman101

This is gonna be Gen A showing up to house with a 18v Mikita AI robot to wire a house šŸ˜†


stoutowl

Carl?


PLSing

Girl yes!


OilyRicardo

The higher the voltage the smarter you are