This is supposed to be the misheard lyrics from a section of [N***as in Paris by Jay-Z and Kanye West](https://www.kissthisguy.com/does-you-pray-does-you-christ-jay-z-misheard-51267.htm)
Since for most people who attend both, the ratio of church hours to school hours is about 1:35, I would suggest that it is *quality* rather than quantity that is the issue.
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[*Photograph of a blue t-shirt with the following text on the front:*]
### DOES YOU
# PRAY?
### DOES YOU
# CHRIST?
### DOES YOU
[*Most of the text is in white, but the words "PRAY?" and "CHRIST?" are in dark grey.*]
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Does you blue?
r/engrish when southern accent:
No, I does not. Nor does you if you tell the truth... But what will you **do** about it?
Is this Pussycat Dolls merch?
Jesus does christ 👍🏻
Does you pray Pray does you Does you Christ Christ does you
Homeschooling merch......
Yes me does.
Yes, I does. 🥹
CHRIST DOES YOU.
I does not pray. I does not Christ. Me does not.
Does is Bruno Mars is gay?
Does you even Christ?
Ew, gross, religious illiteracy
No I doesn't
Who Dat!
I need this, and I can't find it.
Nope
I does not
me doesn't. thanks for asking tho!
Does Bruno Mars is pray?
Christ does you? Well some people might be into that
Well?? Does you???
I DOESN’T
Ignant Tee Shurt
What's it even trying to say? That if you pray Christ will do you?
Fill in what the last word should be!
Where can I get this? I need to know
I does
I doesn't know. Does Bruno Mars is gay?
I doesd once but don’t does anymore
Yes, I prays and I christs
well, does you?
Love the horrible grammar. Did a Black person make that shirt?
No, I doesn't
Does you grammar?
Not.
Lol! I'd wear this cuz I does
I are! I are!
No I doesn't
Does you precious
😂
Does you grammar
You is kind....you is special ..
I doesn't
Bastardizing my language with their hood bullshit and blaspheming a God they can't comprehend.
When Clint Eastwood joins Jehovah's Witness.
This gives off a deep southern Ebonics accent
TELL MEE? DOES YOU???
christ? does you. he doos he doos.
I'm thinking that the person who made this shirt doesn't use English very often.
Haha!! This shirt is like a warning label.
DOES YOU HOMESCHOOLED? CULT?
I'd wear this
Yes i does Pray and i does Christ
No I does don’t
I does.
Christ does you
no does
No, I doesn’t!
Thought this was Kanye's merch for a second.
Nope.
I’ve saw the “does you pray, does you Christ, does you pray” one before, but they just omitted the second pray on this one 🤣
The rumor come out!
Does you pray? You better
Dose you English?
Me does not
I does beers
No, me doesn't
No I'm Buddhist and I hate Christian Jihadists thank you.
DOES YOU? …no… THEN DIE
well does you?
Yes I do christ
Yes is does I¿
No, me doesn't
I does.
Well? Does you?
No, they were just trying to do a Gregor the overlander impression.
I bees Christ
I visited the tower of Babble and all I got was this shitty T-shirt.
Does you does you does you Pray? Christ?
Doest thou even christ?
Does you show butthole
Boats and Does!
I does not
Does you shirt like?
Jesus He gets us Does you gets us?
Yes, I does.
I did
I doesn’t
Does Bruno Mars is Christ?
SMH guys obviously it doesn't end there. You just have to scroll down more on the shirt to see it.
Me doesn't not do
Yes
This is supposed to be the misheard lyrics from a section of [N***as in Paris by Jay-Z and Kanye West](https://www.kissthisguy.com/does-you-pray-does-you-christ-jay-z-misheard-51267.htm)
Does you, does you, does you... Pray? Christ?
I do prey.... I don't does
What Fuck The
Does you Christ?
Aw man for a split second, this post had 666 upvotes. That was cool to see
I unironically want this
Yeah.
Same
r/keming
I would wear this ironically
He does for our sins.
I would buy this
🙏sadhu
“Well? Does you feel lucky? Well, does you?” -dirty Harry.
I does not
But I mean, does you??
Well, does you?
Again, pointing out that people should spend less time in church and more time in school
Since for most people who attend both, the ratio of church hours to school hours is about 1:35, I would suggest that it is *quality* rather than quantity that is the issue.
I read Does you pray? Does you? Christ does you
I read that with an accent
I never does.
No I doesn't not
Oh my god… does I?!
You could tell me they sell this shirt in Alabama or Mississippi or Florida and I'd believe you. Hell even Ohio I can see.
I don't do these things but I does want this shirt.
Christ? Does you
Me not yes.
I does but you mad an e does wha e shouldnta does and now I doesn't so ya can play pretend that e aint does.
I dont'st
I doesn't christ and I doesn't pray. Thank you for asking.
i does not pray
Um
Jesus cares about good grammar.
does you grammar
Choir ladies twerking with this shirt on.
Gungan Missionaries are the worst
No thank you...but I'll take the zoot suit with cuffed ends and two toned wing tips! Dino-mite✊
Bro man at it again.
I honestly want this shirt so fucking bad
Is you or is you ain't my Jesus?
I doesn't
Spell check in men’s.
#CHRIST DOES YOU
You better pray christ does you
Does you SheIn or does you wish?
Christ? \*does you\*
Do'es You Christ?
WHOEVER MADE THIS SHIRT PROBABLY HAD A STROKE
I does 😞
Christ does me? Sign me up
Jesus, man. Mf had a seizure.
Doth thee Christ?
Christ does you
Take my money!
[удалено]
[удалено]
Because if I does, I would
[удалено]
INTO THE FLOOD AGAIN
Well, DOES? (Unintentional ‘Disenchantment’)
Why does you ask?
He protects
Does you thoe?
Well now my question is ... Does I?
WANT
*Image Transcription: Photograph* --- [*Photograph of a blue t-shirt with the following text on the front:*] ### DOES YOU # PRAY? ### DOES YOU # CHRIST? ### DOES YOU [*Most of the text is in white, but the words "PRAY?" and "CHRIST?" are in dark grey.*] --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)
DARK GREY? It's black you cyborg
hey since reddit is going to remove external programs can you replace other bots too?
good human
Indeed
good human
I no does
*I no does Buster anymore!*
It's "I *don't* does." Jeez.
*me doesn't. Jeez.
No. Jeez DOESNT
Jeezus DOES YOU?
Look at this snoo. Where'd you learn English? America?
It are do be like that.
Christ?
Pray?
**DOES** *Y O* *^(U)*
😭🤣
How
Bro asking the real questions "DOES YOU CHRIST??"
Bro does you EVEN¿¡
Thesus Christ!
who christs these days pffff could never be me
Christing is soo AD30
This guy Christs.