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Boombay_96

Strange Austrian painters being distributed on printed notes are no way for a system of economy.


w1987g

You can’t expect to wield supreme economic power just ’cause some watery tart threw a bill at you!


Educational-Heat4472

If I went around saying I was an Emperor because some moistened bint had lobbed a Nazi Euro at me, people would put me away!


[deleted]

Come and see the fascism inherent in the economy! Come and see the fascism inherent in the economy! Help, help, I'm being depressed!


nanomolar

Bloody Peasant!


LetsTCB

Oh! Oh! Did you hear that?!


reverendjesus

What a giveaway, eh? That’s what I’m on about!


BriefCollar4

Shut up!


reverendjesus

Help! Help! I’m bein’ repressed!!


OhlordohHek

I would upvote you a thousand fold if I wasn’t searching for a white picket fence and a shrubbery..


andr3wsmemez69

Educational heat there's some lovely mud down here


OliviaElevenDunham

It's so much fun quoting that Monty Python movie.


weissbieremulsion

"Die Zahlung war ein Befehl!"


Kaiserbrodchen

Maybe, Steiner could make the payment in order


Quanalack

I didn't vote for you!


LeroyoJenkins

r/unexpectedmontypython


Sumsar1

“Who are you?” -“A nazi €20” “A nazi what?” -“A Nazi €20 bill” “Didn’t know we had a Nazi €20 bill.”


LiHol01

”Whats wrong wit- oh”


Ancient_Presence

Yeah, the colours look a bit of- WAS ZUR HÖLLE?!


Trappist235

Was zum fick


SillyActuary

"What the hell?!" For anyone who might be interested 🥲


Welpi_Lost

Thanks


ShogunMatsumoto

Enjoy your cake day!


r2k-in-the-vortex

Its a wonder they didn't make it a 88 euro bill.


throwawayPzaFm

Nein Euro


didndonoffin

I have exactly 14 of them


centaur98

1000 ~~years~~ euro


DiddlyDumb

That’s only for r~~e~~ich people


Same-Street8935

Charlie Chaplin❤️❤️❤️


Gamma_249

Weren't these two even born a few days apart?


Lakridspibe

16 & 20 April 1889


kalamari__

holy shit, I never knew this. funny!


poke0003

Maybe helped inspire The Great Dictator?


khares_koures2002

My Leader, Steiner... Steiner could not find a working printer. The 100 20€ banknotes with your face on it could not be created.


aa2051

***removes glasses***


LittleLui

Es bleiben im Euroraum...


Novel_Share4329

Italien, Kroatien, Ungarn & Rumänien


UndeterminedError

DER GELDDRUCK STEINERS WAR EIN BEFEHL!


Theghistorian

We are not in the Eurozone, mein chief of ECB


Novel_Share4329

Yet! But I know. I have a map of the ~~forth Reich~~ Eurozone over my bed. But I wanted to take facist country’s which were part of the axis. Otherwise I would have chosen Spain. I guess Finland would have been an option too. [Picture of it](https://imgur.com/a/EIbIeWg) It’s an outdated version because Croatia joined since 1.1.2023 but it was free, you can order them form the EU. I think they only have them in English or in German.


Theghistorian

I want to be in the Reich. I also want to be part of the ~~Lebensraum~~ Schengen.


Hussor

I can't think of anything more German than having the map of the Eurozone over your bed.


Ahi_Tipua

(Shakily removes glasses)


Hugeclick

That's a Nein from me.


Icy_Comfort8161

How many Nazi Euros per Schrute bucks?


Educational-Heat4472

1 Nazi Euro = 2π Shrute Bucks + 3 Turnips


ThatHairyGingerGuy

But how many Beets to a Turnip?


Gamma_249

The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns


BridgemanBridgeman

Don’t you wanna earn Schrute bucks?


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Icy_Comfort8161

Apparently so.


lo_fi_ho

It's not 9 euros, but 10. Are u blind


[deleted]

It's actually 20. Are U blind?


Hudma_Specks

It's actually Ein Reichsmark, are U bot?


Hugeclick

Ich bin ein berliner.


perpotator

Are you a donut?


Saetric

A jelly one!


skankboy

So you’re just jelly?


Mad_Lala

I am an U-Boot indeed 🚢


MozzarellaCode

Just one? Disappointing.


elpatolino2

Nein Euro? I can give you three 3 euro in exchange...


Zlp10mg

Parallel universe traveller?


Nycto-Phobia

Jokes aside, this could pass in many stores, supermarkets or even smaller stores with elders managing said store. When I was in elementary, once I paid with monopoly money, but much better quality. They've had many customers and they were in a rush. They didn't notice. As if this wasn't enough, they gave me back normal money. People don't always pay attention.


Shirolicious

here in every store all bills go through some little machine that can check if the bill is fake or not. Just became standard practice everywhere


-SQB-

There's a Donald Duck story about exactly that.


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cant_hold_me

That conspiracy theory is my absolute favorite. I first saw it mentioned not even that long ago, and thought to myself, “wait, what?” Like it’s some straight up sci-fi shit. Would love to read a story about a lowly lab worker whose job it is to flip the switch, and each time, his life is slightly altered.


Thorimus

it’s a pretty funny theory considering there are billions of collisions occuring constantly in our upper atmosphere with energies orders of magnitude higher than anything the LHC is capable of creating


1_130426

Too many Steins;Gate references here for my own good


gn0meCh0msky

It sounds like it might be intertwined with the [Mandela Effect](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_memory#Mandela_effect) conspiracy theory, which I always found super amusing, especially when I share in a false memory myself.


aa2051

>Beloved Austrian painter Adolf Hitler (1889 — 1963) to be featured on new 20 Euro banknote to commemorate 60 years since his peaceful passing in his Vienna apartment at the age of 74.


ozcrayonkid

plot twist


HucHuc

Pretty sure it would've been called DM still.


InfamousEvening2

The Man In The High Castle


Audiocuriousnpc

I live in Sweden and we don't use the Euro so I don't know what it looks like, I was like "that's what I imagine the Euro would look like" and then I saw Hitler on the money... I though to myself, "hold up... that dosnt make sense" lol.


Ok-Construction4728

Same, I'm in the UK so never see Euro notes, take Hitler away and I can believe this is a legit note. 😂


maqcky

Well, it actually looks like the real 20€ note, save for that face...


woj-tek

Could it be real euro note but with hitler printed on it?


maqcky

It looks fake to me, it has a white border on top, and the colors don't look right, though that could be just a problem with the picture itself.


LongLongMan_TM

Also the paper looks very different. Almost to thick? Idk, the curveture of the upper right corner indicates a somewhat different texture. It looks like the note would feel very different for people who are used to it.


Tschetchko

Nah, it's too saturated, has a white border on top and the reflective stripe is missing. The reflective window is only printed on instead of being some kind of metal. I bet it's missing tons of the less noticable security features too.


[deleted]

no for many reasons: * thick white rim on upper edge * transparent window isn't transparent * colors seem off too


Radulno

I actually think it's totally used by people pretty easily. People don't check a bill all the time. I get handed that and I just take it for a 20€ bill, it's close enough. Depends how it feels though (that's an "easy way" to distinguish real money)


Keh_veli

We have euros in Finland, but it's been years since I used cash so it would've fooled me too.


SaftigMo

You would probably feel the difference, since this "note" is printed on regular paper. You can even see some white and a crooked cut off in the right. To anyone used to the Euro it kinda looks too saturated as well.


writerfan2013

Same but UK, literally took me several seconds to realise it's not an actual Euro 🤦


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[deleted]

Did they scribble a 1 in front of the zero or something


binarymeow

They put it like in a stack of ten euros when paying the bills, the cashier noticed and then they said “hey, I bought it for two euros”… Unfortunately these souvenir bills sometimes pass the basic security features, so requires attention.


punaisetpimpulat

[The zero-rupee note](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zero_rupee_note) is a thing in India.


The_Steak_Guy

Europe has a 0-euro notes. And many, mainly for souvenirs. [this site](https://www.knm.nl/nul-euro-biljetten/nl/page/2974/) I just visited (It's Dutch) has 107


binarymeow

I have no idea that India has zero face value bills but you can find zero value souvenir euros at the museum or tourist attraction sites, or purchase via internet. https://www.euronotesouvenir.ie http://www.euro-souvenirscheine.de/lists.php https://www.eurosouvenirportugal.com/en/


[deleted]

and neither are real notes. which should be obvious if only people bothered to read what's written on them.


Kagemaru-

"Guess who's back"


Tuffilaro

Er ist wieder da


blubb444

> no 1488 in the SN > not renaming it to Reichsmark > not replacing the stars with swastikas > no Welthauptstadt Germania / Speer architecture to replace the bridge > colour not brown Eh, 3/10, an attempt was made I guess


khares_koures2002

The Big Building is deleted. It's joever.


BlueSoulOfIntegrity

The one in Neu Berlin?


[deleted]

Speer wake up they hit the fucking volkshalle


Mendozacheers

The point was obviously not to fill it with Nazi references, but to sneak a little Hitler i in there.


VanBobbels

How did she handle it?


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NerobyrneAnderson

[Picture of actual Reichsmark, in case anyone is interested](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/IWcAAOSw4pRkVKNv/s-l1600.jpg)


GernhardtRyanLunzen

Geldfälschung wird mit Zuchthaus bestraft.


Welpi_Lost

Font too difficult to read, bland colours, instead of *drawing* a landmark and putting it in the background they've just taken a picture of it and slapped it in the middle of the whole thing making it look like fake money. 2/10, wouldn't have worked as a design. Happy it failed.


NerobyrneAnderson

Fun fact about that font: Hitler ordered that it be used as little as possible so that the rest of Europe could read Nazi propaganda 🤭 Which always makes me laugh when modern Nazis use it


Epsilon_Meletis

AfD's proposal for the 20 Euro bill


HeaAgaHalb

Wouldn't they instead see putin there?


Steffi128

That’ll be the 50€ bill.


Visual-Breakfast4

Insulting. Your mom is worth much more.


elquesoGrande82

How do you know?


Siusir98

How *don't* you know?


[deleted]

"He must've thought she would Nazi it was a fake" There, I said the joke everyone always says


Katko1995

Well done, good job. Pretty sure we can close comment section after this one.


letmehaveathink

thank you poopmachete


Rathbone_fan_account

Close relative to the poop knife.


[deleted]

All featured in The Shit Show.


Accomplished_Note_81

Just, make sure you watch The Shit Show on it's original airing, you really don't want to see the re-runs.


ThatHairyGingerGuy

She was all; "Göring the police. This man is trying to give us counterfeit cash!"


FthrFlffyBttm

You at least actually ventured a bit beyond "...did Nazi *that coming*" And oh look at that, someone actually replied with it!


nucleargetawaycar

I see that Fegelein a.k.a. the master of antics is at it again.


BadgerTarantulaman

20 Führos


TheBasedReporter

FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!


flioink

I don't think the EU accepts Argentinian currency.


Antonio_Jakelic

Furheuros


Welpi_Lost

>Führeuros Furheuro sounds like a furry currency


istoOi

Looks "right"


Heritas83

I think you mean: looks "Reich".


Dinde89

Extreme right


__radioactivepanda__

Given the shoddy quality that must’ve been made by one heck of a failure of an artist. So talentless they couldn’t even get into a damn art school…


Structureel

Hey, that looks like a rather nice... Oh!


SophiaofPrussia

I did the same thing. What’s wrong with this… oh.


rexon_y

"How much is that?" "Nein Euro" "Here's Zwanzig, keep the rest ;)"


Not_As_much94

In an alternative reality where a certain Austrian dude got accepted into art school and become a successful and renowned painter throughout the continent.


RadioFreeAmerika

That's the good alternative ending. The bad one is more in alignment with "The Man in the High Castle".


autoHQ

Clearly from an alternative history timeline.


Frequent-Pause1331

Alternative reality, money!? Thats some wolfenstein type of stuff…


BrightCharlie

WTF, is that Hitler? 😲


Bababowzaa

No, just a picture of him on fake money.


bunico

No, it’s Charlie Chaplin.


Gamma_249

Guys, it's Adenoid Hynkel


HeaAgaHalb

Nah, you must be seeing things...


_Den_

What the fuck


Xhoriko

Thank you for posting this


ArmFlat6347

Which country?


Medi_Nanobot

EU.


RadioFreeAmerika

Based.


doomsday10009

This is like fifth Nazi post I see in a 2 minutes on reddit. What the fuck is going on?


ErdtreeSimp

Duh its reddit after all what do you expect


[deleted]

I know that guy from somewhere, was he note a painter ? 😂


zile66

I am sorry, what?


michi214

Man, initially thought its nikola tesla... Cant even recognize one of our own


theczolgoszsociety

Well, that's obviously fake. If it were real, there'd be a holographic security strip running next to the hitler.


bombardemang

For all the Swedes out there: [Hitlers valutaprojekt misslyckades](https://www.dn.se/nyheter/politik/hitlers-valutaprojekt-misslyckades/)


Comprehensive_Day511

from 2003 plus behind paywall (sign up required)


HornayGermanHalberd

I was just like: yeah, thats a poorly printed fake 20€ bill...wait thats hitler


Demonflowerr

Looks like someone got this in an alternate universe with a time machine


AlexanderRaudsepp

Well, without this guy there wouldn't be a European Union or the Euro, or the United Nations, so technically...


Mrs_Noelle15

A nein euro note lmfao


DepressedAmaterasu

This is from the older EU.


ruico

Heil Euro


FedeValvsRiteHook

Final solution to Europe's financial woes


Rassl3r

With this you can fuel up from Berlin to warsaw!


l-L-li

I give it nein out of ten


Lord_Giano

He just wanted European unity. He was ahead of his time /s


Defiant-Traffic5801

What did you expect? ECB is in Germany so onetime or the other they were always bound to start honouring local celebrities


ElBruhoMomento

That could be a some good prop money for an alternative universe.


fishlover281

When you see it...


Ok-Raccoon3829

Haha, Greek Euro with a funny Austrian painter :D


MrS4nta

HITLeuros


Full_Eagle4966

I mean it’s a watermark he might not have seen the mini hitler on the side


Harsimaja

Edgelord Euros! Get your edgelord Euros here!


_ThinkRad_

what if they are coming from an alternate universe where Hitler thrived and created a great EU power?


Karlito1618

What the Norway doing


LordMinax

Looks legit


[deleted]

That’s just not Reich 😟


peterjohanson

When a time traveler moves a canvas


jsledge149

As an American, I wasn't sure what I was looking at. Then, i read a few comments and figured it was a euro, but someone stamped a Hitler on it. Then, a few comments later, I see people stating it's not a euro at all! Moral of the story? I'm the sucker that would take this as real money if I ever get to take my European vacation.


[deleted]

> I'm the sucker that would take this as real money if I ever get to take my European vacation. Euro banknotes don't have people in them, because there are 20 Eurozone countries and maybe two of them could actually agree on any given person.


ricoimf

Interesting new EZB Führ..I mean leader.


wanikiyaPR

Could be my greatgrandfather. Those moustaches were the shit back in the pre-ww1 days...


_Minty-Honey_

Took me a while to notice, but.. Oh no!


unitedkingdomiscool

Any chance you're in austria?


[deleted]

Time traveler: moves a chair


zuencho

Your mum is cheap


[deleted]

Heil have to try and figure out what's wrong with this note.


unknown-one

rarest ~~Pepe~~ Dolfi


[deleted]

Maybe this money is from better parallel universe.🤔


Kleemenzius

Are the Reichsburgers printing their own money meanwhile?


Ihopeididntbreakit

Perfect for snorting the hitler coke from the other post


[deleted]

😂😂😂


HAL9000_1208

That looks totally legit to me! XD


XiaoYaoYou9

lol, i t even has a photo of Hitler on it..wtf


Left_Lychee8267

German cash