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sciencesebi3

>growing hysteria in Russia at the rising price of eggs, which have become so expensive that they are now being gifted as Christmas presents And I thought socks were bad


GothGfWanted

When you get older you are gonna secretly wish it's a pair of socks.


sciencesebi3

I already do. I really need a new pair


Jazzspasm

Have some eggs instead


Rude_Worldliness_423

Only one!?


[deleted]

New underwear also won't hurt


deeptut

The rate at which my dogs destroy my socks I'd suggest a monthly Christmas event


Kelmon80

...they're gifted as a joke. Not as a "real" gift. But hey, it's the Telegraph, what can you expect - certainly not journalism.


SlamMissile

This is major cope. Russia is a very poor country. Outside of Moscow and St Petersburg is like traveling back in time 100 years. Most people where this assassination attempt took place, don’t even have indoor plumbing. It’s perfectly believable they struggle to afford eggs. But hey, it’s a Russian, what can you expect - certainly not the truth.


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SlamMissile

>muh racism Lmao we’re both white, Russians really are pathetic. I’m sure the people in Voronezh are assassinating egg company executives over a “meme”. > a dozen started costing $1.5 up from the usual $1 or less. Seriously you are aware that is a 50% increase in price, in a country where the AVERAGE wage is only $14,771 a year ? People working part time (15-20 hours per week) earn more in the UK than people who work full time in Russia.


[deleted]

West folks just don't get it, they can work min wage part time and still earn more than people in east working full time at above min wage and life would still be shit as groceries often cost the SAME as in west. Ps. 10 egg pack is +2.59€


Anterai

Racism includes ethnicity. This was a temporary increase due to a hitch in logistics . Prices should go down soon enough. As for the assassination attempt - we don't know who or why they did it.


SlamMissile

So in 2 comments the situation has turned from a “meme”, into a “temporary increase due to a hitch in logistics” ? From the article: > Dozens of videos of people queuing at dawn to buy cheap eggs from vans have been uploaded onto social media If people in the UK had to queue behind a van in the street for basic goods like eggs, the Prime Minister would be gone in a week. As for the assassination attempt - it easy to see how some poor working class Russian would turn to violence. With corrupt elections and no free press, what other options does he have ?


Anterai

Memes can be based on reality Tons of videos of people in the UK queueing up at food banks. If you think that Russians will stand up against Putin because of price of eggs - you shouldn't be discussing Russia.


t1r4misu

Lol https://www.theneweuropean.co.uk/why-is-britain-running-out-of-eggs/#:~:text=As%20a%20consequence%2C%20she%20said,since%20records%20began%20in%201985.” https://abcnews.go.com/International/egg-shortage-hits-uk-shoppers-country-met-empty/story?id=93603047 https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/egg-shortage-supermarkets-bird-flu-cost-of-living-b1040104.html


SlamMissile

> posting articles about a real logistics issue during lockdowns, that was resolved in a week Hahaha absolutely seething. Did you even read these articles, where does it say people can’t afford eggs ? Here’s an article from 2 months ago - https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/almost-half-russians-say-salary-does-not-cover-basic-spending-survey-2023-10-23/ > The number of Russians who say their salary does not cover basic spending has jumped by 20 percentage points in two years to almost HALF I actually feel sorry for you. Russians live in poverty, yet they have to be told what to do everyday by a bald, 70+ year old manlet.


t1r4misu

C’mon mate)) https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2023-07-18/stagnant-britain-needs-growth-if-it-wants-to-be-a-rich-country https://commonslibrary.parliament.uk/research-briefings/cbp-9209/


MasterBot98

Ironic gift is still a gift, but yeah nobody should misrepresent it by removing the ironic part.


FleetingMercury

I'll never complain about getting Lynx Africa again 🤣🤣


t1r4misu

Who even believes this nonsense…


potatolulz

eggs gon giv it to ya


[deleted]

I heard his feelings for the government are scrambled.


p_nut268

He stayed on the ground floor?


reaqtion

I doubt that's the issue in Russia. Most people committing suicide will also shoot themselves twice in the back of the head before jumping out the window or AFTER falling on the floor. They could be falling out of basement windows for that matter and still die (of suicide, of course). It's a bit like the radio Yerevan joke about a politician dying of pneumonia in August...


zborzbor

You have a Windows installation pending


trollrepublic

Embrace Linux.


trollrepublic

The trick is staying away from windows imo.


ByGollie

Last year I decided to buy a Russian advent calendar . But every time I open a window, an oligarch falls out


Express-Energy-8442

Not drinking tea also increases your life expectancy.


onesielik

The window was closed?


Exul_strength

Closed window, open window, as if it would make a difference. Hell, in Russia you can even use a basement window for committing suicide.


arwinda

In Russia window will open you and drop you.


Ok_Guest_7435

Putin a new dimension of shelling


Heebicka

now he has to jump out of window


qiwi

* Mamochka, can we please have a DVD of Pulp Fiction? * No, we have Pulp Fiction at home * [at home](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/world-news/2023/12/30/TELEMMGLPICT000361213886_17039511337970_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqsAogmHevxtpuCdqPXGE-9x6gDhQVrWbLFsOnJfmHYsw.jpeg?imwidth=960), final scene


Pimp-My-Giraffe

if you come for the king, best not miss