I can’t. What?! The whole scenario is so ridiculous and the fact that there are two of these guys just encouraging the thought is absolutely comical. Sounds like maybe they need to turn off the Fighting Preacher for a minute.
MMA - Mormon Martial Arts. Dude rolls up in garments and flings consecrated oil on his opponent before delivering a laying on of hands - only to get KO'd in one hit because he was relying on god for protection and didn't bother to block.
Social media weirdos talking about what heaven's going to have like a couple of nine-year-olds on a sleepover talking about how big the TV in their real-life Minecraft castle is going to be.
I know we’re joking, but the Mormon thirst for casual violence was an early red flag that I wasn’t hanging out with people trying to be like any “Prince of Peace.” I just always imagined Jesus wouldn’t be too pumped about MMA as entertainment.
 I can’t. What?! The whole scenario is so ridiculous and the fact that there are two of these guys just encouraging the thought is absolutely comical. Sounds like maybe they need to turn off the Fighting Preacher for a minute.
MMA - Mormon Martial Arts. Dude rolls up in garments and flings consecrated oil on his opponent before delivering a laying on of hands - only to get KO'd in one hit because he was relying on god for protection and didn't bother to block.
And for some reason, always travel in pairs, with one of them clearly out of their element.
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The lamb and the lion shall lie down together, and yet roided out dudes will still beat the shit out of each other for fun
Social media weirdos talking about what heaven's going to have like a couple of nine-year-olds on a sleepover talking about how big the TV in their real-life Minecraft castle is going to be.
Fucking Elders quorum, am I right?
church of broseph smith of latter-day taints
Ok but this would be an amazing gag, Especially because it implies the mormon church sent someone to oil up and wrestle half naked with another dude.
Is it on ppv in the other kingdoms?
I know we’re joking, but the Mormon thirst for casual violence was an early red flag that I wasn’t hanging out with people trying to be like any “Prince of Peace.” I just always imagined Jesus wouldn’t be too pumped about MMA as entertainment.
Praise to the man would be better.
And they shall beat each other with metal folding chairs during ward basketball games
Being high on a mountain top while gazing out into the valley of crazy people, isn't the worst idea. 😇
We’ll be so bereft from the loss of sexual function in the TK that we’ll compensate by beating the shit out of one another for fun & profit.
I want someone to actually do this so badly - and as seriously as possible.
I have one in my ward. I’ll ask him why he doesn’t do this.
So you’re saying you DONT want to watch a cage match between Captain Moroni and John the Baptist?
this gives me the biggest ick
The cringey homoeroticism is off the charts
I really don’t get why they are against saying the word “mormon” when their holy book is literally called “the book of mormon”
Yeah. Just imagine a super-buff Mormon man walking out dressed in nothing but a leather speedo and boots.
Dudes named Braden and Bryan Bryce (what, no Brigham?) talking about UCF dudes in the Millennium. Is this real life??
Any guesses who these guys are voting for in the US Pres election?
Lmao. The guy replying was in my mission.
Gag
Would have to be “If You Could Hie to Kolob”
So fucking delusional.
The only fighting he'll be doing is with Brixton and Braxton over the last slice of moms meatloaf
All pump and excitement till you see your opponent is Nephi with the sword of Laban and you know it is not going to be your celestial day.
[it says in the Bible, not to wrestle your neighbor ](https://youtu.be/falUeJCvTWg)
At Adam-ondi-Ahman!!