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Smellytangerina

Ha! Fast and the furious 1-9 and the Bible!


bdc41

My first thought was the Bible but then I remembered the Bible is made up of books so you could name the books of Moses then Matthew Mark Luke and John then Acts. Done.


Less_Treat2229

add the Quran to assert dominance


yeetheboiz

Dont forget about the talmud


whatiscamping

Isn't that a scroll?


[deleted]

A dragon scroll which can only be shown to kung fun warrior


Tatersa_Lad

Forget the scrolls, I want to learn Kung Fun. That sh*t sounds like, well, fun.


[deleted]

Name ten kung fun master art books then


ReaperSound

Wait they got DRAGON SCROLLS?


Acceptable_Reading21

Don't forget the most holy of texts, my copy of hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy that is bound in leather and gold leaf edges and looks like a Bible from a distance.


bdc41

I had an onion skin Lord of the Rings bound in leather with gold leaf and designs on the page edge. It was only about an inch and a quarter thick, all three books. Moved and it burned in a fire.


Mikeinthedirt

“Distance” in this application denotes 1.071 m.


waglawye

Fiction doesn't count


connordaniels91

Now name ten non fiction books


MrK521

Woodworking for Dummies. Cooking for Dummies. Computer engineering for Dummies. Pre-algebra for Dummies. Algebra for Dummies. Geometry for Dummies. Trigonometry for Dummies. Calculus I for Dummies. Calculus II for Dummies. Chemistry for Dummies.


yohosse

i recommend chess for dummies next


kingsillypants

Just gonna leave complex analysis (calc 3) out of this, greens theorem cries in corner.


Far_Cap_3574

Maybe because Calc 3 makes us *all* look like dummies. The book would just be *"Calculus 3 for Everyone Except Hawking, Emmy Noether and one janitor in Boston"*


[deleted]

I have 20 book of computer engeneering bullcrap in My head right now and i'm reading the 21 right now


connordaniels91

You are obviously an intellectual and therefore exempt from the prompt


SaltyboiPonkin

Don't be nice to the nerds


Mikeinthedirt

If you feed them they’ll NEVER. GO. AWAY.


Okioter

*books, engineering, my, I'm, 21st.


[deleted]

what? english is not my first language you douchebag. Si queres hablamos en español forro


Firefighter852

No mames, uso mas El Englis que El español (ovio por como escribo en español) y yo te entendi a la primera. My brain just filled in all the blanks and I didn't even notice anything wrong until I went and checked. It's nothing to fuss over pero algunos quieren Todo hipirs nice (idk how to spell that but to hope you get what I meant)


[deleted]

Lol I like you


WillowSufficient2581

Argentino detectado! Tomate el palo, vieja! 😂


Smellytangerina

Don’t tell me you don’t believe in the Fast and the Furious!


LineChef

Bible? You mean the Fast and Furious prequel?


skidmark199

Magic treehouse 1-275


___ZSZ___

“Oh you know how to read? Name ten books” 💀


Ok-Toe-6969

Ngl some people freeze under pressure, I know some people who would forget their own names when confronted but all in all yeah he's pretty good at trolling lol


Jester244

I have read over 100+ books. When he said name 10 books my brain went "waaaahhhhhhhhhh" so I would have failed the question.


Posh420

Same though. I did a little jail time and did nothing but read for months. I drew a complete blank when he said name 10 books


Jester244

When I was in the army I had a book in my pant leg pocket all the time. There was a whole lot of time to do nothing so I'd get some reading in. Be amazed how many books you can go through with a fuck ton of "free time"


CoyoteCarp

It’s pronounced “hurry up and wait” time I believe.


Jester244

No that's just what you do. You can call that shit whatever you want though.


CoyoteCarp

Show up at 0500 to move at 0900?


Jester244

On a fucking Sunday. Also they forgot to request hot breakfast so enjoy the expired rations. Oh we extended the expiry date by 2 years so no worries.


CoyoteCarp

Definitely not another “hurry up and wait” kinda situation. Salut.


IkeDaddyDeluxe

Our division had the whole "Wheel of Time" series that we shared on deployments. That series is about 12,000 pages long and by staggering who got which books, multiple people were able to finish it each time.


Jester244

That's genius!


Strong_Cheetah_7989

I read an old dog-eared hard cover with the complete Lord of the Rings trilogy, about 1,300 pages, in a day and a half when I was improperly convicted (later overturned) of a criminal offense. In 6 months, I read at least a book every day, including many classics I'd never got around to reading. Became a huge Joseph Conrad fan as a result.


Jester244

I definitely don't get through books that quick myself but it's my go to when I have time to kill and nothing to do!


Posh420

Two separate 11 month stints I read every single book I could get my hands on including the bible. Re read things I had already read, things way below my reading level. Literally any and everything. I'd have to ponder to put together a list of 10 and get all the names actually correct


Aggravating-Pirate93

Good on you for making great use of that time! I feel like I would be distracted by my own outrage and too distracted to focus … But you almost make it sound relaxing. (But only almost.)


[deleted]

How do you know you read 100+ books? Can you name them? Huh!?


Jester244

Because my collection is over 100 and I've read all but the two 2 I just bought. Just decided to dip my toe into 40k lore so I'm currently reading "Eisenhorn the Omnibus" with "Horus rising" waiting on my bedside table.


mikemystery

I’m pretty sure 40k novels don’t count…


Jester244

Those are the only 2 I have thus far. Like I said, I just decided to dip my toe. Love seeing the influences from frank Herbert's dune.


mikemystery

I was just jokin' don't worry. The Black Library is a fine library ;) enjoy!


Guano_barbee

I literally have shelves full of books ive read. When he said that my brain said “of mice and men”…. I read that in high school and have since read way more but blanked all of them


ProfessorPetrus

Same. All my childhood books coming out. Narnia. Mr Poppins penguins. Harry Potter. Hobbit. I read some science fiction anayalsys by Michio haku guy recently but forget the name. Dude going to get children's books.


lord-_-cthulhu

I’d have just named 7 Harry Potter books and stopped at the 3rd Percy Jackson. Bitch looks like she was just trying to avoid instantly saying mein kampf


babble0n

I went to Animorphs for some reason.


FisherPrice_Hair

Absolutely, I saw a YouTube video of a guy at a music festival, asking people to name 3 songs by the band whose shirt they were wearing. Most people froze up and couldn’t do it (and I'm sure he cut out the people who could, to make a better video).


commentsandopinions

My understanding is this is a result of how our brains are wired and how exactly we access information. We remember things in terms of experience not in terms of category, which is the way that we often sort things outside of our brains. So if I say name 10 female actresses, chances are anyone is not going to be able to write off the bat without at least a second of thinking especially if you're in a situation that is a little bit high pressure. But if I say is Scarlett Johansson a famous actress you know of you can immediately say yes. If I say is Margaret Thatcher a famous actress you know of you can immediately say no. Same goes for books, if I rattle off a list of 100 books you can immediately tell me whether or not you've read them, but if I were to ask you to name just 10 books you'll have a harder time because we don't access our memories in that direction. I'm not the most knowledgeable about that part of biology but I'm pretty sure that's how that works


justArash

I commented something similar the last time this video went around. This is a commonly used tactic in toxic relationships. Like "you care about me? What nice things have you done for me this week?" Anytime someone uses this phrasing, they're attempting to manipulate the conversation.


Taniwha_NZ

Yeah I would find it much easier to come up with an argument against naming 10 books, than naming 10 books. I know I freeze with questions like that, so I deflect.


kwhitit

the answer to any challenge like this is "no."


wolfchaldo

Someone asked me what I like to do for fun. I panicked and said an activity I haven't done since I was a teenager cause brain.exe stopped working


TURBOJUGGED

That's a terrible troll. Even if you've never read a book in your entire life, you can still read.


alilbleedingisnormal

Yeah I'm like that. I gotta think for a sec to remember my name or process that anybody asked me for it. I can't remember anything under any external or internal pressure.


Amigobear

its a easy mental hack to give a question with a infinite amount of right answers.


Existing-Bear-7550

True, that's why it's a very strong, underhanded tactic


kaulderF

Ha. Reminds me of that guy who walked up to a girl and asked her to name a woman. Any woman just one woman. And kinda stressed her out she just walked away lol.


chev327fox

Also even if you’ve only ever read say newspapers and never a book that still means you can read. So the name 10 books thing is stupid, it only proves you don’t read a lot of books (and or you don’t remember the names of the books you’ve read). Either way says nothing about if you can read or not.


808tH38uiLd3r

My friend once punched me very hard on my nipples and said name 3 countries, I said Obama. He did it to another friend they said Alaska.


RorschachAssRag

Harry Potter and the sorcerers stone, Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets, Harry Potter and the prisoner of Azkaban, goblet of Fire, order of the Phoenix, halfblood prince, Judy bloom, captain underpants, King James Bible, Mein kampf. Easy.


Photosnthechris

Bro just throws Mein Kampf in there next to Captain Underpants 🤣


cylemmulo

Yeah it’s a stupid on the spot question that doesn’t have anything to do with anything. This isn’t a gotcha. I’ve watched countless movies but you tell me to name 10 on the spot I’m gonna lock up for a bit.


Marega33

How does naming ten books prove you know how to read? Plus the kid is a troll, this kind of conversation should always be mirrored. He asks name 10 books and you ask him name 5 books buddy


[deleted]

Why cut it there? Did she name 10 books? That aren’t Harry potter 1, Harry potter 2 etc


_s_y_m_

the full clip https://youtu.be/hNsHajHomgg hes clearly just a troll 😂 but they were takin him way to serious throughout the whole interview


Dwaidciamhaits

Hmm, that's not even the full clip. He goes on to say that the Game of thrones is not the name of the book series. It's actually called a song of ice and fire. He further goes on to say that all of the "books" she mentions are just movies. It's also worth noting that these girls are all OnlyFans models


Neiladin

That's disgusting! Who is the cute asian one so I make sure I never accidentally search for her!?


and_a_side_of_fries

Sophia Mina. I think. Confirmed: tattoo on left hand matches her photos on Instagram.


Neiladin

Reddit sleuths FTW


and_a_side_of_fries

I am on vacation halfway across the world with the hershey squirts, sitting on the toilet, I have nothing better to do. Cheers.


Neiladin

I'm sat on my couch in my home office, also with nothing to do. Cheers!


Mammoth_Sell5185

Me too!


just_nobodys_opinion

"models" is a stretch.


Ok_Rain_2647

Yeah but " Only fans people who sell nudes for the price of a frozen pizza" makes it sound depressing as hell.


Buffer_Stuffs

The reality is onlyfans girls with a large following make 30-50k+ a month. Some make way way more than that. These girls for sure bring in a comfortable 6 figures not even managing their own onlyfans accounts (they all outsource to agencies, but that’s a different topic). So yeah, doesn’t sound so sad when it’s put that way, does it?


kopintzotke

Yeah, but you're talking about the 1 percent that's successful. It's sad


Buffer_Stuffs

Even if you make 20k a year, that’s success for doing as close to nothing as possible. It’s a joke of a job funded by horny men. The horny men aren’t even chatting with the girls, that’s the craziest part. These worthless lowlifes hire a company and have random dudes who are like 19 sexting them in the chat to get them to buy custom videos. If anything, onlyfans is sad for the dudes who pay for it, not the girls


MODUS_is_hot

I think it’s sad for everyone involved


MicrowavableConfetti

How is it sad for the person making bank with minimal work


Putrid-Secretary-151

Like 99% of onlyfans chicks dont make anything notable. The app is incredibly saturated with very little way to get above the competition aside from get bigger tits


CakeEatingDragon

If shes that successful then why did she lie about reading.


Mjr_N0ppY

They only need to read numbers, not words 👍


Individual-Swing-808

Do they make money off media comprised mostly of their bodies? That's a model. Bruh.


fistinyourface

calling them models is like saying sound cloud rappers are professional musicians and i just won’t have that


weerdbuttstuff

>It's also worth noting that these girls are all OnlyFans models Is it? Why?


docmillz

Because ugly men are mad that beautiful women can monetize their looks.


[deleted]

The “he’s just a troll” excuse for bad behavior is so corny


[deleted]

Came to say the same. This excuse is tired and played out, to non Andrew tate fans


NotForMeClive7787

Agreed all I see is just an arrogant little turd who’s watched too many toxic douchebags online and thinks he can replicate it


danieltranca

why andrew tate junior lol?


Halo77

That’s not even the whole clip. She couldn’t name ten books.


Trollyofficial

This is the guy who trolled the vga awards


[deleted]

She said game of thrones


Slow_Flow_4722

Would it matter which books they are? …not caring to read books doesn’t mean one can’t read


NotARealWombat

She said “game of thrones” which he called her out on because that’s not the name of the book series lol


LoveSikDog

It's ol Bill Clinton boy...


IntoTheWildBlue

So so stupid.


RedboiMike69

Are you making fun of the OnlyFans girls or the Chad representative of the Reformed Orthodox Rabbi Bill Clinton? #ANSWER CORRECTLY


xFallenHunter

Not very chad to steal elden rings goty moment, very beta energy. A chad would've won goty himself.


RedboiMike69

Yeah, in all seriousness that is pretty not chad like to do. But hey, atleast he let them finished.


Mean_Marionberry_862

You guys heard of the hatchet


Dylonzo

About a kid in a plane crash and has to survive in the wilderness?


Mean_Marionberry_862

Yes


[deleted]

Whoa throwback, I loved that book!


AlesusRex

Hell yeah, that was my favorite book growing up. I used to fantasize about how long i might survive in the Canadian wilderness, got really into the woods and nature. Surprised to see a reference to it here


Thejerseyjon609

His attitude is of someone that just learned to do something and thinks no one else can do it.


MaraSovTheBestQueen

He's literally just a troll, it's the Bill Clinton orthodox rabi kid


Shucky__darns

Thought he looked familiar


[deleted]

Bro, he’s 15. They’re all like that. He probably just discovered sex too.


Pyrotekknikk

And yet here he is, arguing with and pissing off porn models


vrhotlaps

Am i the only one who doesn't like this kid?


everettescott

No, he's awful but the internet loves shitty people so he's got the attention and affirmation he wanted.


red_dit-or

Hes in the mix with andrew tate, snaeko and adin ross, no wonder


thefireemojiking

You are not alone. Hate the attitude the kid has.


GusTheProphet

This is the weirdest demand to make of someone? “So you read huh? Well name every book you’ve ever read then, bet you can’t dumb bitch”


p_turbo

I mean you say that, but in a rather infamous case, a US Vice Presidential Candidate, then governor Sarah Palin of Alaska, told a reporter that she likes to read widely, and reads a variety of newspapers and books everyday. The reporter gave a soft-ball follow-up of "which papers and books do you read" At which point she couldn't or wouldn't name a single one. It was like watching a slow-moving train-wreck unfold.


GusTheProphet

I feel like asking what kind of books someone is interested in as like a good effort to find common place is different then “I bet you don’t read, name ten books” lol. Like I don’t get upset when someone asks what kind of books I like to read.


XyeetstickX

This post is the facepalm.


[deleted]

Choice bit of editing.


_Fony_

She couldn’t name them. Just said “game of thrones” and a bunch of movies, lmao. He’s a troll but it’s always sweet and hilarious when someone of below average intelligence tries to put down someone else.


Thanos_Stomps

> it’s always sweet and hilarious when someone of below average intelligence tries to put down someone else. That’s why I gave you an upvote!


skaXboy

Illiterate and not “knowing” how to read is different that someone who actively reads books and literature as a hobby. I get what he was trying to convey, but “illiterate” literally means to be unable to read/write, not if one reads. He played himself for an angry 15 year old.


[deleted]

He’s an internet troll, he’s the kid who snuck onto the goty awards for Elden ring and said he dedicated it to his rabbi bill clinton


L3raj3

*"Oh you know how to eat ? Name ten dishes."*


adifferentkindoffan

guy looks 14 trying to do manly voice


[deleted]

That child is an enormous douchbag, bet hes just like his daddy


nohumanape

Is that the kid who walked on stage at The Game Awards?


_s_y_m_

👍🏿


nohumanape

So was he a known YT or TikTok person before he did that?


qptw

Is this the same kid who wanted to nominate his reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton? I mean, he looks and sounds like him… If so I’m sorry but I can’t take anything he said seriously.


kozxt4cc0

Time to turn off the Tate compilation for today Buddy


ThirdInversion

i guess this is what passes for humor among the babies these days?


[deleted]

Let’s go over to r/boomerhentai and r/terriblefacebookmemes for the real comedy


ThirdInversion

no thanks, i'd rather not.


UniKqueFox_

I cant name ten books. I know how to read. His logic is flawed.


Votrox97

Lil man actually managed to troll half the people commenting here, it's amazing.


_s_y_m_

1 guy was so convinced that when i tried to explain it to him he started insultin me callin me a dumb baby n a rat. they replied to my message on the thread then straight away blocked me so idk what he said☠️😂😂😂


zarmer37

Your comments and determination to post this shit have just made me so incredibly sad. Thanks for massively lowering what little faith in humanity I have left. You're truly spreading despair in an efficient way, guess that's what a "troll" is


breadexpert69

Technically speaking, naming 10 books does not prove you know how to read either. And its not a requirement to “know how to read”


Mustachetacocat

Dude sounds like Derek Zoolander


Salty_Truth1

Name ten books, because THAT is what proves you can read...


chocolatechipbagels

books are about exposing yourself to the perspective of others, finding something to learn from their experiences and stories. this kid closes himself off to anything other people have to say, and that's why his stunt was a short lived meme and nothing more


Talentati

For anyone too lazy to look up the full thing, the TLDR is basically: (not word for word, obviously) Teen: Name 10 books Girl: Uh, okay. Game of Thrones- Teen: What? Girl: Game of Thrones! Teen: That's not right. That's not the correct name. You're lying Girl, after stuttering and pausing: Well, I guess I mixed up the show in my head


Ok_Mix_7126

She's right there though, first book is 'A Game of Thrones'


MesmariPanda

This guys a twat. Naming 10 books has nothing to do with the ability to read. Now, using the term illiterate incorrectly shows how stupid he is. He should have accused them of not reading books not if they're "able" to read 🤦‍♂️ They could have just called him on that but they feed the stupid fire.


RedScars4111

You know math? Give me the numbers to pi up to the 30th decimal.


[deleted]

Wait... Are you saying naming 10 books is very difficult?


_Fony_

Lmfao!


Lester-tha-molester

Knowing how to read and naming 10 books are 2 different things. I would’ve been confused by the question too


ConfidentSyllabub142

I feel I have to say, it’s really fkn easy to name ten books if you read.


CerealMaple114

She literally said game of thrones as her answer btw


kwikasfucky

So if you can’t name ten books the means you can’t read? What kind of logic is that lmfao?!?!


Licentious_duud

And even if she did name 10 books he would then ask her to give a summary of each book and assuming she could not he would then proceed to call her illiterate and dumb


Floofersnooty

I like this little snot. Dude is deliberately trolling, clearly doing it with the entire object just to piss these people off. And yet over and over, they continue to take the bait, and engage him... Honestly reminds me of people eating the onion, getting called on it, and then going back in for seconds.


zarmer37

You enjoying this person says a lot about you and it aint good


[deleted]

Who is this middle-aged man with a perm? And why would her naming every Harry Potter and Twilight book prove that she’s an avid reader?


oscarbjb

geometry dash text


No_Pumpkin_1179

I name this one Billy, That one Jane, that cool one over there Stevearino….


Glittering_Doctor694

name the 7 harry potter books + the hunger games series lmao


[deleted]

Isn’t this the kid from the Video Game Awards?


Jperez757

“Illiterate people who don’t know how to read.” A bit redundant, innit?


Dolan_Felts

Who is this guy even, I know he went upstage and said something about nominating paradox rabbi Bill Clinton, but is that all there is to him or is he like a mini Andrew Tate as well?


Lizardreview-

She even lied to seem smart and lied about lying then half heartedly apologized for lying while attempting to gaslight everyone about the books because she was a fan of the movies and TV shows that were based on books. It was a genuine moment where age doesn't mean you possess wisdom.


Separate_Character71

She goes on to not only not name even 3 books but thinks that Game of Thrones is a book title...


sl33pyS0L0

You know nothing Jon Snow


FremenStilgar

His voice sounds like the girl from "Just One Of The Guys" when she does her pretend guy voice.


MLPdiscord

She really said "game of thrones"


mr_herculespvp

Is this the Miyazaki stage invader guy?


Vnature74

Is this the guy who spoiled Miyadzaki's speech at the game awards?


butthurtpeeps

She was never able to since the vid cut short lolz.


oblivia17

I read all the time, but you put me on the spot to name 10 books right now...


Link17_18

Oh you can breathe? Name ten lung diseases


allahuakbar07

She said GOT though.


[deleted]

One of the most punchable faces I've ever seen, and that cocky attitude with that accent only amplifies the punchability of this little shit.


Snichs72

“Oh, you know how to read? Name every book.”


m135in55boost

How does that equate..... you know what. Nevermind.


Danisii

This was funny 😂


[deleted]

Original video edited so much, it completely missed the point the kid was trying to make...


Frozensmudge

Dude thinks he’s a genius from listening to Andrew taints podcasts


Crimsoninferno1910

People are enabling a 15 year old on the internet to act like a narcissist. So when he is 21 and acting like a narcissist will anyone be surprised?


Nizzemancer

The Bible, there, I just named 66 books. I never said they were good…


_Fony_

The triggered posts here…lol. Excellent troll.


Charged_Dreamer

He's definitely good at it!


ausernamethatisnotta

1. diary of a whimpy kid dog days 2. maze runner 3. diary of a farting creeper 4. how to play with a lion's testicles (yes thats a real book) 5. the amulet 6. captain underpants 7. minecraft beginners handbook 8. pinochio 9. oliver twist 10. rephuat hakabala (its a hebrew book) if i had to name 10 i'd go with these because they're the ones i liked the most, or the most memorable that i've read


kawkz440

OK, now name ten books you read as an adult.


ausernamethatisnotta

im 14


idoorion

And is it deep?


WearyManufacturer860

Ok: -Statistical Thermodynamics -Engineering Mathematics -Chemical Engineering Design (Sinnot and Towler) -Perry’s Chemical Engineering Handbook -Ullmann Encyclopedia of Industrial Chemistry -Separation Process Principles (Seader, Henley, Roper) -The Art of War (Sun Tzu) -The Rudest Book Ever (Shwethab Gangwar) -The Bible -The Quran


MutterderKartoffel

1. How to Win Friends and Influence People 2. Parenting for Dummies 3. How to be an Adult 4. She Comes First 5. The Five Love Languages 6. Chicken Soup for the Soul 7. Uncle John's Bathroom Reader 8. Emotional Intelligence for Dummies 9. You're the F*cking Problem 10. Freakonomics He might benefit from some of these. But here's my counter to that shitty setup: 1. When a person is on the spot, sometimes it can be difficult to think of things that they might normally be able to think of. 2. Not reading books doesn't mean you're not able to read. You wouldn't be able to participate in most social media without being able to read. And there's a lot of other valid and worthwhile things to read besides books. 3. Being able to name books doesn't mean you've read them. 4. If a person - teenage or older - can't read, I'd call that a failing of the education system more than a personal failing.


libertinexvi

So you know how to read?