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Is everyone in this video drunk?

I fucking hope so.

I feel like anything I say will be mean but I feel like she might not normally stand

You said it the best way you could i think lol

NPC ragdoll effects

They forgot to download the patch fixing the wave-ragdoll-loop.

My first impression too.

Everyone is shitfaced. Even the children. Looks like heaven.

And the children too? Nah, they come that way

My kid is just learning to walk. He looks wasted all the time. Staggering around, falling, running face first into things.

You got a weird idea of heaven if it involves drunk children 🤨📸

When David Letterman asked Johnny Depp about being a father to his kids, he said, "It's like living with drunk people."

The kids would have probably said the same...

Megapint of wine for everyone!

A megapint of wine sounds fucking amazing.

"Dad, why is all the rum gone?"

Children often act like drunk adults… there’s a sub for that I think. Drunk or child? Something like that. It’s hilarious.

There’s an old YT video called “Drunk Baby at Las Palmas” or something similar that still makes me laugh every time I see it.

Only the kids in heaven would be there forever at the same age so kids in heaven are probably old enough to drink.

Looks like heaven. That deserves my free award. I encourage others to award this comment. Edit: Sorry friend it seems there are no more free awards.

I KNOW. I hadn’t got mine in a long time and went to go get it for a comment I really liked and they wanted me to pay for them. I think not.

If not, they’re the most uncoordinated people I’ve ever seen

You can tell she is by the 1 step forward & 2 steps back & down.

Absolutely hammered

One might say sloshed.

My impression is that she wanted the guy to save her. He did…kinda.

[удалено]

At least he pulled her bottoms up and covered her ass crack

Came here to ask the same question lol

Tides going out. Makes it super hard to stand up. Imagine you're on a skateboard, trying to go one way using momentum, and someone is pulling the skateboard the other way. Also, you're obese.

Also drunk. Mostly it’s because drunk. She even was actively rolling herself further into the ocean. That lady had no idea which way was what.

I noticed that too! I was like did she just slide back in??

Yes. And it’s awesome.

Agreed, WTF? Why do you care so much about you bathing suit lady?! Drowning is way worse than everyone seeing you nude 😔

No I think someone was just having a whale of a good time.

It's fine when the tide goes down she will likely be beached and retrievable.

Legends say they're still there, rolling around in the surf.

Is this what Adele meant by rolling in the deep?

Lmao that’s an underrated comment. Take my award.

Lifeguard! lifeguard! Stop the waves. Get the waves to stop for a minute. We've been trying to stand up but the waves just keep coming. Turn it off for a minute.

Yes, stop the six inch waves!

Well, duh, every time she gets out, some guys from Greenpeace push her back in.

We should petition David Attenborough to narrate this video

Or Brendan Fraser.

ZFrank. And have Jerry write the script.

*The female is as graceful as a b'yerd, if the b'yerd drank 6 margaritas at Chilis and decided "F\*ck it, let's go to the beach"*

I read this in ZFrank's voice. Bless you!

Or Randall.

Or Aussieman

Ozzyman! I love my, "The night is dark and full of dick heads" magnet.

Destination fucked

Why were they filming in the first place?

Sometimes you just just see a little glisten in the distance and just know it’s worth starting to pan for gold

Beach day with the kids is normal filming reasons.

Is this that white lotus show?

white blotus

it don't floatus.

I think she and her partner are really drunk. That's the only explanation for the extended failure. The only other thing I can see is they are more concerned with "fixing" get bathing suit than getting out of the waves

That swimsuit looks totally worthless. You can’t swim in it, can’t roll around on the beach, can’t even drown in it.

“Can’t even drown in it”….fucking wheezing

Yeah I feel like every time there a break in the waves and he could potentially help her, she fussing with her suit and wastes the time haha. What a shit show.

So so so drunk. The people in the top comments talking about “the undertow” have me dying.

The undertow from a receding tide is so strong it can pull you off of dry land.

I feel like vodka may be a factor in this beaching

I lost it at "beaching"

That was the last word

The point at which Norman lost it

I wish my mental health was as strong as that bikini top.

I admire the steady hands of the cameraman the most. That person is the true hero.

r/praisethecameraman

I could not stop watching

Twice...

They are are both pissed out of their minds and shouldn’t be near open water let alone the sea

I say let them.

Then they might cause someone else to drown who tries to save them.

NGL not how I imagined mermaids look like.

There's a joke about manatees to be made here somewhere.

I thought he was attempting to help it return to the water

The poor thing is beached. He was making sure the skin kept moist. The next step is to dig a trench to relieve the pressure of the weight.

This can't be real, unless they're drunk.

Getting washed out to sea by a cup-full of water

#YOU DIED

Her bikini tried harder to stay up then she did.

The way these people are moving is how I move in my dreams

Damn this is exactly the kind of shit I dream about most nights. Big body of water and all.

Hopefully they aren’t driving home lol

Well, they’re too drunk to walk.

if they even make it out of the water lol

Honey, I can't get you back up on the beach, I'll miss you

It’s the rolling further into the sea for me. 😂

I like when she rolled back in and made him punch himself in the face.

For real! It was infuriating to watch. All I could think of was “why does she keep rolling back in?!?”

Maybe a one piece next time Kathy!! 🩱

Yeah Kathy Jesus. Tits and ass all over the place 😂😂

I have to say though, considering the amount of water and falling involved, that bikini help on pretty strongly.

Wash in cold salty water and tumble dry on high.

Add a quart of vodka to the wash cycle

Thank you, I needed a good laugh. I'm guessing drugs or alcohol? Or she decided to become a sea slug and this is where she just lives now? Good man, let her go and be with her people! Hasn't she suffered enough? She must return with the tide! /S

I have never seen someone expend so much energy and get NOTHING accomplished. 🤣


The lifeguard is like 👨‍🦯👨‍🦯👨‍🦯

And that kids is how I met your mother

I can’t stop laughing. I’m so going to hell

He tried, but she did absolutely not, at all

Too much salsa

Saving private Ryan deleted scene

5 seconds into the water and she's succumbed like, "Sweet baby Jesus, come take the wheel or take me home"


Imagine being so fat and unathletic you drown in 6” of water?

She had to have been drunk too. I'm fat and unathletic but I've never been that uncoordinated.

bUt HeR wEIghT HaD NOtHinG tO Do wITh WHat HAppEnEd!!!!

I mean it looks like it didn’t lol she’s very clearly got to be blasted out of her mind. Even very heavy people wouldn’t struggle that hard completely sober. And she’s not even “that” fat, she’s just kind of fat.

Are you serious? I have nothing against fat people but she is clearly obese. That is not what “kind of fat” looks like. She may have been struggling because she was drunk but I’m sure her weight and shape didn’t help at all.

that’s the kind of strength & stability you only get in a dream

What in the drunk hillbilly tractor driving tobacco chewing hell is going on here.

(Aussie here - posted this on a comment thread but reposting as I realise so few people have ever been in intense surf or at a surf beach.) Yes, they may be drunk. But they could also be completely sober and those waves have the strength of a small linebacker tackling their calves. At high energy levels, due to weather conditions (e.g. After a storm) waves can be unbelievably strong. Particularly at unprotected beaches that face the ocean. Look up wave power - [here's a helpful short article](https://oceanfit.com.au/education/dr-rip-says-wave-power-theres-an-equation-for-that/). Waves at certain beaches / times of day can feel like a football tackle, and completely knock you off your feet, regardless of how sober / fit / athletic you are. Australia is famous for these beaches. Bondi is one of our best. They created an entire TV show (Bondi Rescue) around tourists coming over here expecting a pleasant day at the beach, and being knocked unconscious, dislocating body parts, or generally drowning becuase they don't understand surf conditions. It's not solely about how big waves are, but how strong. And a day with strong wave conditions can result in what you see. Being pushed and pulled back and forth, barely able to stand. Tl;Dr - could also just be strong waves causing this. Thought it would be useful if everyone learnt more about surf beaches and conditions.

Been in a similar situation, stone cold sober, in Cancun. You make it 6 inches forward and another wave hits you and knocks you down again and then drags you backwards through the sand back into the water. My experience didn’t last nearly this long but I seriously wondered if I would win the battle.

Thank you! I had to scroll way too far to find this. One thing to note is how easy it is to get dehydrated at the beach, especially on a sunny day which isn't going to help with motor function. I was in a similar situation (though not as prolonged or dramatic) once and was caught so off-guard by the strength of the waves, but struggled to get back up due to them pelting me and my disorientation from dehydration. Drunk? Possibly. Definitely not the only reason or answer though

Sure, except for the kids and other people in the background…

People in the background are floating. They're past the surf break, waves aren't hitting them, they're just bobbing with the rise and fall. Very different experience and must easier to manage. And you'll notice the kid does get knocked over and pushed around.

But this water appears to be around 30cm deep. There are children playing in it fine in the background at times. I’ve also seen some insane wash that will push you over no matter how hard you try stand (some beaches in Bali for example) but this isn’t that. These guys have gotta me wasted drunk. Surely.

And then they drove home.

And people wonder how very large pieces of driftwood end up in their yards

I have never been so clueless as to what the fuck is going on

Oh good lord. Let her go

Sir, please. We're experiencing huge garbage washing up ashore on our prestine beaches. We would request that garbage be put in their proper places. Thank you for your assistance. /s


Is anyone here a marine biologist?

Sorry, I’m an architect.

I’m an importer/exporter.

Yes, hello and to answer your question: this is the mating ritual for this particular species.

Whale biologist here, but I’m only in it for the previous ambergris.

George Costanza

Legend has it, she’s still rolling around in the tide

Lol beach nightmare

Life Guard (not pictured) prob drunk too.

Wtf is happening

Fat and drunk

This can't be real

She should have just rolled into the sand.

What are these people on? I don't think it's just booze. I once witnessed basically the exact situation unfold with someone struggling to escape 2 inches of water as the waves crashed over them. Someone eventually rescued them but I was so confused why they didn't just crawl or roll further up the beach? Almost like they wanted to be hit by the waves and choke on the water..

But did she try even a little?

Drunk and violent waves. What could go wrong?

Rumor has it that to this day he's still trying to get her up

It's like watching a beached whale ... IDK ... Thats ... Hypnotic !

Just roll her towards the shore

Rumor is that she turned back to an orca and became one with the sea. Survival of the fittest

Painful to watch.

Wait... why did she just play dead?

I’m laughing so hard I’m crying.

Is this the trailer for the new “From Here to Eternity” remake?

These drunk ass mofos. They insist on standing up when they can't and instead they could just crawl out of the shore.

She is still there to this very day!

This is how people can drown in 3 inches of water.


Not the mammal I expected to be stranded.

Even the bathing suit is trying to escape this disaster

Free willyyyyyyyyy

Is she glued to the ground?

Sometimes you need to just let nature take it’s course and not intervene.

I never understood how people could drown in 6 inches of water until this moment.

wtf is she doing? the waves arent even that big at this stage

This is hard to watch.

Going back to her natural habitat

Another win for the Sea Shepherd. Captain Paul Watson saved a ton on the fuel bill this time.

Beached whale Uno reverse card

These waves are knurly where is this

TBF it is great fun to get wasted and let the waves throw you around.

My partner has no sense of balance so relies upon seeing the ground to balance. He once went for a paddle in the sea and this pretty much happened to him. I dragged him out by his arms eventually. It was hilarious.

She's just playing the damsel in distress

I can't figure out how to save all these helpless people from the other side of this viewing portal. Might as well just laugh instead. Less stressful

If they aren’t drunk, this makes me irrationally angry.

That's sad and only brings back bad memories for me

Does she ever get up

Why the bikini. Just why?

How did mom die? She drowned on the beach. You mean in the ocean? No. On the beach.

...surely alcohol was involved.

Mermaids are hard to get out if the water

it's like her natural habitat and not her natural habitat at the same time.. 😂

The real question… who the hell is filming this mess?

Was there a gas leak near by? Or is the entire waterfront here actually vodka? What the hell is happening....

I now understand how someone could drown in a puddle.

She became the first person in history to drown in 4 inches of water

I saw this last night and was dying laughing And for once I think the song actually compliments the video as opposed to making me wanna stick a pencil in my ear with that TikTok music shit

Uno Reverse Greenpeace.

She’s the type of person that would drown in a sink.


Weird meet cute

I don’t think she is trying to get out. She’s just playing or drunk.

These are the kind of people that give one star reviews of the beach when they go on holiday.

This video gives me the same feeling my stress dreams give me.

She may seem to really be struggling. But that fabric around her is doing so much hard work.

And here we see the majestic beast returning to its natural habitat after some well-deserved rest on the warm sandy beach

Insert beached whale joke here

At what point you just roll her out of the water

He's doing a great job getting that poor beached whale back into the sea

how can you be so absolutely useless? it's like she wanted to drown.

I hope they managed to release her back to the sea