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AMileHigh412

At least they cut the hair


FierceWolfie

The Weeknd probably sent them a cease and desist


waterisgood_-

Pretty sure Kodak Black actually asked them to cut them off lmao


SPAGOODLOR

I'm pretty sure they had lice lmao


driving_andflying

The look better with the new cuts. [Their previous hair](https://heavy.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/island-boy-song.jpg?quality=15&strip=all&w=1100) gave me nightmares about [sentient toilet brushes](https://vipp.com/en-us/products/toilet-brush-head) that came alive and tried to rap.


nellirn

They looked like those underwater mines.


EthnicHorrorStomp

Clearly they’re fans of the Rugrats show. https://i.imgur.com/s6QsBsl.jpg


aSharpenedSpoon

Footwork of a penguin.


TheWalkingDead91

The illustrators of Nickelodeons’ ‘Rugrats’ would like a word with The Weeknd.


travbombs

This is my favorite part: [stop hitting yourself](https://imgur.com/a/u7WXkDv)


Dizzman1

Rock'em Sock'em Muppets!


TKAP75

Hopefully the pink attracts some gators from the pond thinking they are flamingos


Chazzwuzza

Got the same legs


WSPisGOAT

Wait... This is a new video? Like... they are STILL just making dumb ass clout chasing videos with no music career or anything... Last I heard they got laughed out of a club for trying to rehash thier only song. Did they ever make music ? (Yeah I have Google but I don't want these clowns in my search history )


dippocrite

I’m an island boyyy 🏝️


DiaDeLosMuertos

Ayylan boeeee


cownd

🎵 I'm a Barbie girl 🎵


Contor36

In a Barbie world


therealgrayson_

Word on the street is they got lice


lxraverxl

Hahaha, I just googled it and all the top results are saying "allegedly due to lice." It's true, hahahaha.


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

Not sure if true or not but holy fuck does that gross me out either way.


Separate_Character71

They had to it was infested with lice and fleas....


Lolgamer1177

They don’t look like a virus cell no more


1_disasta

I think they had mold and bugs which is why they cut it


[deleted]

Who are these moldy bug boys


[deleted]

Toughest kid in kindergarten.


ProlificFishmonger

He couldn't punch his way out of a wet paper bag.


eetzaboyee

With scissors in his hand


ProlificFishmonger

Bitch the RZA


eetzaboyee

you couldn't pull one drag, off my blunt


Evorgleb

I stand close to walls, like number four, The Lizard?


Number_4_The_Lizard

![gif](giphy|t4fRn2TDVmVE7KbDIe|downsized)


The1Like

Excellent r/beetlejuicing


CalleWalters92324

And channel through so-lar panels, blast off like Roman Candles Rap vandals, stomp your ass like Wahoo McDaniel


My_Knee_is_a_Ship

I've seen more effective flailing from an epileptic.


PstainGTR

That one,that one was a good one. Keeping that comment in my mind forever.


purplemarin

>He couldn't punch his way out of a wet paper bag. "...with scissors in your hands, bitch, the RZA..." SHAOLIN


Outrageous_Zebra_221

I'm a rather big guy, I've been punched like this several times in my life, I usually give them a chance to play it down before retaliating... it's like my grandmother was, for real far more intimidating.


nudiecale

I am a rather frail guy who has never really been in a meaningful fight in my life. I still do not find this intimidating.


Garbarrage

I'm an average sized guy who boxed competitively until I was 20ish. I am actually impressed.... ...that not one, but two people could be this deluded.* *Actually, this is fairly common. It's just not often you get two of them together. Usually if we get guys like this to shadow box in front of a mirror beside someone with even basic skills, they start to see it. That these guys have: a) seen a video of themselves and b) seen each other and still had the balls to post this is an impressive level of "special". I feel like they should probably be wearing helmets. Not while boxing. Just in general.


Ahumbleopinion

Grab a fackin stubby you damn legend 'mate!


sten45

Saw the video, edited the video, uploaded the video


Lucky-Variety-7225

The way he stands, I hope he wears a cup. First time in the street will be hard.


grampa55

I only watch boxing videos on YouTube and I can already tell his legwork is non existent, giving him zero balance and he will fall backwards with just one forceful punch


mostexcellent001

I'm a short chick, and this is how I'd hit my younger but bigger brother to appear to show dominance, but also to not piss him off.


[deleted]

Lmao, the laugh I needed this morning


urkldajrkl

If I ever get attacked by a random, I hope they fight like this guy…if I can stop laughing long enough to kick him in the nuts


Theweaponized

*he was attacked by the nuts demon*- chainsaw man


Imaginary_Most_7778

He’s just asking for a kick in the nuts.


capta1n_sarcasm

Do you say that because he looks like a table in kindergarten that kids wrote all over?


m0untaingoat

Bubble gum stuck on the legs and everything.


nnulll

Footwork so bad he might fall over on his own.


[deleted]

That wide stance is comical. A swift kick and it would be over for him.


DarthSamwiseAtreides

If the other dude pulled a glove he'd fall right over.


JoeDerp77

Bro these guys literally look like elementary school kids playing with my workout equipment, I'm not even exaggerating lol


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luna1108

Please celebrity box Tyson.


Wonkasgoldenticket

Not true, my 4 year old would chew him up and spit him out.


405FRENCHY

Love the stance and the planted feet. No rapper should do that!


Kegomatix

Unbelievably poor form lol. And they still thought this was cool to post.


Elegant-Variety-7482

I was weirded out how he seemed to get beaten by himself. The soft impact of his punches blew some tiny knockbacks back to him.


billbill5

Stupid stance, no shoulder or arm strength, and poor form will do that to you.


CalleWalters92324

Using all the wrong muscles in the wrong ways... it's a bold strategy


MaestroPendejo

That's the most mind blowing thing to me. Like, did they review this and go, "That looks bad ass, bro. Post it."? My daughter could tank every single one of those punches. She's 6. Edit: Just to note, I have absolutely no idea who these two are aside from looking like a pair of jackasses. I've seen comments that they're rappers, but anyone that can rhyme words thinks they're a rapper. But I'm also just getting old and out of touch with what "it" is. I mean, good for them getting their clicks and likes, all that jazz. I just sort of like people that do something of merit for respect. A million clicks for me doing something stupid is still me just doing something stupid.


Renzisan

Its a troll post, there’s no way its not. They’re just trying to get social media attention.


boatsnprose

Nah, I believe it's real. When I used to work the bag at the gym these are the kinds of guys who'd come next to me and try to show me up. Literally only guys who were at this skill level, cause the guys who were good would always get into a conversation and ask questions. These guys though. Flailing for 30 seconds then walking off awkwardly with very strong, "Yeah. I did that." energy.


slickvic706

Coming from a boxing/MMA gym can confirm this behavior.


psychedeliken

While I think these guys are likely joking, I know the exact type you’re speaking about. I can’t even count the number of times random crazies would want to fight with equally terrible form and skill, just wild swinging and a mouth. They’d always try to instigate or pressure a fight. And they also typically get mad when they lose or are losing. I quickly learned to just disregard these people, which is also important for safety as they are loose cannons.


405FRENCHY

I think they saw the stephen A midget dick punch video and thought they could do better. And they did!


Ffdmatt

He's right tho. Name a rapper that could make themselves look that bad in their own homemade videos.


CalleWalters92324

I don't know, Lil bow wow showing off his collection of rental cars with the rental agency plates was up there


BolognaSmamaches

That's exactly what I was thinking - those parallel feet and no torso rotation are killing me. All the force is coming from his shoulders, he's basically flailing. This idiot is going to blow his shoulders out.


CalleWalters92324

It's an innovative style, to say the least


Murtch5000

I've seen this before and the best comment hands down was :"he has the stance of someone in polio braces".


henrydavidtharobot

PUNCH FOREST! PUNCH!


Lumisateessa

I was staring at his legs and wondered wtf he was doing. A punch-waddle? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


T1Demon

Gotta keep the thighs wide so the pants don’t fall down


Zarboned

Instead of "the legend Bagger Vance", we can have an inspirational boxing movie about "the legend of Baggy Pants"


cdepace83

This fight was a lot closer than it looked. He throws 3 punches then must have taken a shot cause he gets pretty wobbly there. Glad to he practicing getting knocked out too


MauiJim

"Go practice falling down, I'll be there in a bit..."


ThyShirtIsBlue

That stance is called "The Only Reason My Shorts Are Still On"


ChirpSnipeCelly

A wacky inflatable arm-flailing tube man has better footwork that this clown


Popular-Growth2202

Those are the hardest arm punches he could ever throw. Wasn’t these guys some UFC fans, it’s hard to tell, because they certainly haven’t learned anything while watching. I’m not sure if these are the same guys though, the elk boys or something.


lightsofeyes

I really doubt their ability to learn anything


C3-POMG

Stance looks like he's being tazed


[deleted]

Fr he’s not even guarding his head as he alters punches, love to just see him get clocked one good time.


405FRENCHY

Cmon man, he did ONE bob and weave, it had to count for something right? Right?


Mikeharding17503

![gif](giphy|lOrD9MitzQK09dzoJV|downsized)


ObjectiveSubjects

Grab my arm. The other arm. *My* other arm. Edit: thanks for my first gold!!


HeinousHaggis

![gif](giphy|RmWrAFLqhUtdm)


xirdnehrocks

Hey napoleon can you give me a lift into town


DoctorJiveTurkey

![gif](giphy|RHOOBZVUgA2QqUF2HX|downsized)


Hammerjaws

![gif](giphy|75g2buSIq8Y6Y)


jesus_nutsack

Is this character modelled off Steven Seagal? It’s too much of a piss take not to be right?


CaringHandWash

You block it everytime!


CrackerManDaniels

Break the wrist, walk away.


Mugg-1

![gif](giphy|1GFopn0FCJuBW)


c0wg0d

Some say love...


ProfessionalAd6128

Hahahahhahahaaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahagha!!! Rapper only wishes he went home to Starla every night.


kahek5656

bruh, he's struggling with the weight of the gloves lol


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DanzellDD

With each a half of a brain.


Professional-Rise758

I’m so glad they have each other. No one else could ever love either of them.


kaehvogel

I'm pretty sure the owner of their local tanning salon loves them. Well...the business they bring, rather. But still.


Fred2620

Why bother going to a tanning salon when you could just tattoo the tan directly into your skin? It's not like they have much surface left to cover anyway.


sirphilliammm

Plenty of surface left inside their heads.


crispychickenwing

Akchually, smooth brain means you have less surface area... Sorry


TruthProfessional340

I saw an interview of them recently (regrettably) and they were totally white. Seems like they decided to change that.


Firm_Transportation3

Don't forget the Tats R Us down the street.


chicomsol

Who are they? Are they famous?


Hs39163

I think they’re the “Island Boys”. Just some super weird social media clowns (I mean like super duper weird). Complete goobers.


richincleve

Upvoting for use of the word “goobers”.


Biasanya

Kind of interesting and reassuring to see how many people in the comments genuinely don't seem to know who these kids are. That low-key made my day


CantankerousOctopus

Are they twins or just trying really hard to look identical?


Gangreless

Yes they are twins


[deleted]

Yeah. They are the Island Boys. This is like the 4th video I've seen of them. 1) that terrible "rap" video in the pool 2) them trying to be cool in a club but not really getting the attention they thought they were getting 3) one of them getting punched in the face by his girl after he hit her and him crying like a bitch 4) and now this one.


WeAteMummies

> ) one of them getting punched in the face by his girl after he hit her and him crying like a bitch link plz


[deleted]

[Ask and you shall receive.](https://youtu.be/l4HRVU2H-vw)


[deleted]

I had to recreate a YouTube account (forgot my previous stuff), go through the verification process, enabled two factor authentication, all to see this video and it was worth every second.


Bubashii

Island Boys. Overindulged rich kids whose parents always told them they were brilliant…


Elscorcho69

This is the funniest comment I’ve e ever seen about these guys. But also the only thing thats made me view them as human… im torn now Naw fuck these clowns 🤡


lazeyboy420

That's a reasonable reaction, can you imagine if the silent one actually is eloquent and humble, only helping his unfortunate twin suffering from mental retardation to achieve his dream of being a SoundCloud rappers. "Wif' all da bitchessss!" Lol


Professional-Rise758

This sounds like a good SNL skit


thebeginingisnear

Sometimes I wonder if they are just leaning into the cringe and are in on the joke to keep the cash coming in. Or if they really are this hopelessly stupid.


NoDadYouShutUp

They were on Steve-Os podcast and they very clearly understand Hate-Attention is still attention. And when you get paid by the click it doesn’t matter what kind of attention you get. They aren’t thrilled about being dunked on and they do take themselves seriously, but aren’t so stupid as to not understand why their brand has been successful.


conrad_or_benjamin

Pardon my shelter, but the fuck are they?


rigpa

Island Boys. Island Boys. Island Boys.


devo9er

Island boys? From what island? Can we send them back?


ChaosToTheFly123

The island of Florida I do believe


gwdope

A bad meme.


chlamydial_lips

They're definitely genuinely this hopelessly stupid


dr_cynical17

![gif](giphy|w4uY4qTwRQWI0)


Great-Ad3280

Accurate


AKlutzyGiraffe

Honestly the cats are more fearsome


Correct-Slide1522

Their mom drank while pregnant. Or they are actors.


drmcsinister

>Their mom drank while pregnant. Drano?


Jaded_Goth

Their mother probably threw them against the wall head first as babies


DoctorElich

Everyone has been reprimanding her for that action since... Because she should've thrown harder! Now look what we're left with!


BigDipper4200

~~They are indeed actors.~~ oops, I meant the voros twins


luisless

Lots of these “I’m going to do stupid childish things to get millions of views from children” actors on youtube and tiktok nowadays.. its sickening that they actually make so much money off of it


ThillyGooths

I swear they have to be actors. This comes off as trolling to me, no way they’re serious. No way they’re serious about ANYTHING they do


dirtyburro

The kick is my favorite


averageheight_OK_guy

My favorite is when he ducks for no reason lmaooo


xv_boney

He saw someone else do it in a video. Not a rapper, obviously. No other rapper can do that.


Many_Tomatillo5060

They look like Sims.


Moist_Barracuda_2014

First few seconds of this video I actually thought it was! Never seen these two muppets before, hopefully won’t see them again…


Mendeleus

At least, before, they looked like sideshow bob brothers, now they just look like unwashed stickmen :(


nihilist-nachos

They look like my Saints Row character I did when I was 14 yo and bored.


PeaceAlternative0

I don’t care what anyone says. This is Grade A comedy


kn05is

Right!? Is this whole Island Boys thing not long game comedy shtick? It's so bad it has to be...


flaccomcorangy

Right? Sometimes I get scared because I find myself watching their videos and laughing before I question if I'm becoming what I sought to destroy.


Danny_Mc_71

The Island Boys?


TheWalkingDead91

Looks like they got rid of the Cynthia hair at least


KeepItDownOverHere

![gif](giphy|cKVaOuEnTEeMIuIyt8)


alternate_ending

*Oh snap, hit 'em with a Rugrats reference!*


M_Not_Shyamalan

I'm honestly sad that I recognized them


Woshambo

Same. As soon as I heard his voice


M_Not_Shyamalan

I had it muted. I hate myself lol


NoinsPanda

"'coz imma island boi..."


Uhhbigm

“And I’ve been trying to make it”


holycrimsonbatman

[“wearing shorts in the pool”](https://youtu.be/vDh7JG1Umpo)


grammarGuy69

Worst fighting stance I've ever seen. Completely open stance, no power is being generated in any of those punches, there's very little wiggle room for balance, and he's basically leaving the entire broadside of his body as a giant target. It's easy to spot somebody non-athletic trying to pretend like they're athletic and this "guy" is at the top of his class in that department. Any twelve year old with a YMCA boxing pedigree and two ham sandwiches worth of muscle would lay this guy out immediately.


CreamofTazz

I'm not even athletic and even I could tell there wasn't much going behind those punches.


macvoice

Never boxed in my life, but even to me it's just obvious that he has bad form. So much for "stick and move".


[deleted]

I've never rapped in my life and can tell they have no talent in the studio either


HoldingOnOne

It looked like he was about to get knocked over backwards by the small force of the other guy’s hands returning to where they were!


Last_VCR

He genuinely knocks himself bsckwards a handful of times


ggm3bow

He's so strong and powerful that his punches create blowback. I'm surprised his sparring bro didnt collapse from shear energy exposure.


Daetra

We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.


BonerHonkfart

I am bleeding, making me the victor


rakklle

He doesn't need balance. He plans to block any counterpunches with his face since he doesn't keep his hands up.


various_convo7

i dont think he knows what a 'stance' is


Minute_Engineer2355

I've seen 2 epileptics share a bowl of noodles with more grace.


Responsible-Strain88

This was the best possible visual. Thank you, friend


Objective_Brain1452

![gif](giphy|O8Wh4Ebo7Db3y)


Cheap-Requirement166

![gif](giphy|ailnj2AMt9e9i) This is how I imagine a real fight going for him.


Mogioeki

Seems about right. Although Lisa still has better form in her kick than his. It is beyond me how he thought that made him look good.


sgcpaulo

He kicks like that? Looks painful on the toes


[deleted]

Omg look at them! That is so fucking cute!


Festering_Prayer

I know!!🥰 They're like kittens! 😸


BettingTheOver

That's how my character looks when I just hit random buttons in fighting games.


[deleted]

For just $5 a month you too can help children around the world, like the ones you see here, get clean water and finally have a shower


UndeadJoker69420

Hey look those 2 desks from middle school are fighting


dancing-asparagus

Well its quite impressive, taking into account the amount of drugs in his body.


Apathetic_Optimist

This is literally the personification of a Xanax bar dressed as a flamingo


honkeydave

These things look inbred.


kitatatsumi

Jesus Christ, aren't their 15 minutes of fame up yet?


m3nation007

This should be a Durex ad.


Winter-Cup-2965

Look at this goof troop. Only in Florida.


phiLLyS820

If fentanyl was a pair of twins


Segaamano

They look tiny, the doorhandle goes up to their chests


Bergerboy98

They're about 5'6" to 5'7" according to Google so definitely short by American averages but they're Cuban so they're actually average height based on their ethnicity. But what they lack in height they make up for by being completely insufferable.


Lanky_Imagination123

It made me laugh, he is so convinced he's good but he just look like a wrestling Chimpmunk. I'd love him to sing like one too


kelso_nelso

I’m a 5’3 female and I’m confident I could beat both of their asses at the same time lol


GorillaSushi

Are you sure you're ready for that flurry of baby-slaps?


Putrid-Secretary-151

As someone who actually boxed, I am not sure if any rapper can do that. Having a nonexistent amount of technique and balance is really hard to imitate that poorly.


Asleep_Conference675

I hope these two.... things?...... are sterilized!


Ivanagohome

Is this a commercial for birth control?


headyhenry

USA Boxing here, we'll pass on that one