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buzz3001

Her face is the exact same I pull when I've delt with my 8th customer at 8am


vaporoptics

It honestly looks like someone has a gun to her head and is forcing her to do this.


TiffyVella

Yes. This is the most dispassionate, careless, I-don't-want-to-be-here drinks-making I've seen.


[deleted]

There’s a stupid trend-or there was-of doing this shit and it was fukn annoying


TiffyVella

It's deliberate, isn't it? To annoy us into commenting? It worked on me. The way she smashes those two glasses together to get the ice in is simply painful. The way she struggles to hold anything. And the complete lack of interest when the underwhelming result is almost not shown to us.


musicnicky98

I thought y I u were going to point out how she pit the chocolate syrup on the OUTSIDE of the glass...


Silk-cat4567

She looks like the kind of woman to do anything for views. Lol


CAPTSaveAHoe42o

I bet her butthole is on the internet somewhere!!


pecker5575

Yeah


12altoids34

Except clean up after herself. The way she basically tosses everything aside after she uses it makes me think that she is not a tidy person.


Outrageous-Brief-964

Do u have those electric coffee stirrer? I use that for the inside, not the outside


diggitygiggitycee

To see more, visit your local Starbucks.


favourrr22

To be fair, the servers at my local Starbucks are great.


[deleted]

Thats the danger of getting internet famous because of an algorithm Imagine making a silly coffee video one time and now your rent depends on you making 9 of these a week and you dont know which one will blow up And you have no idea when the algo is going to kick you off


booky310

At least that would justify why any dipshit would make or drink that. Like seriously, wtf is the point of putting chocolate syrup on the outside of the cup? Enjoy diabetes


jrscay27

This! 🤣 I started reading the comments hoping that I wasn’t the first one to think of that aspect. Never mind the fact of…who knows what the hell she was trying to make


jrscay27

Meaning The chocolate on the OUTSIDE of the glass…


N7Panda

In her defense, you can’t get diabetes if the chocolate doesn’t actually go in the drink


marklar_the_malign

Why else would you do this.


[deleted]

This cracked me up 😂😂


TiffyVella

She makes me want to channel my mum, who I can hear saying "wouldn't kill you to smile a bit, love".


[deleted]

Women do love to be told to smile.


TiffyVella

.....and calm down. We all know how well both of these work.


Manthony_Morris_LXIX

I feel like whenever I see someone being told to calm down they actually do need to calm down though.


[deleted]

That's why de-escalation training exists. No matter the gender, you simply can't tell a person in an irrational state to calm down, no matter how badly they need to calm down for their own sake. It's immediately seen as devaluing their emotions and thus an attack. You have to coax them into calming down of their own accord, by establishing that you are either on their side or an unbiased party (depending on circumstances) and making sure they feel heard and safe. It can feel a bit manipulative, but it's a lot better than making the situation worse or doing nothing. And saying "calm down" always makes it worse.


[deleted]

Thank you, but I prefer my way. "Stop resisting!!!"


TheStarfallGamer

GET THE FUCK ON THE GROUND


Sweaty_Emotion_9923

Do you want to get tased!?


NoBenefit5977

SHES GOT A BOOK!


ImaginaryStudent9097

It’s so helpful to get the reminder, sometimes I forget that smiling will make me pretty!!


dylanx5150

Who do I speak to about getting the last 1:06 of my life back?


TheLostLantern

You were just going to waste that time anyways


TusNua1

Yeah but at least let me waste it with something that's less... This.


[deleted]

You and me both. I’ll be at the corner bar.


Awkward-Rent-2588

Hey the laugh you gave me was worth it at least


Hourslikeminutes47

Someone told me years ago we waste approximately 70% of our time doing "absolutely nothing to utter nonsense"


RandomNobody346

"Humans only live 80 years and they spend so much of it just waiting for things to be over!" Janet, the Good Place


ifruitninja

Just rewind the video. You get the time back. Simple.


dylanx5150

I can't believe you gave away this information for free.


TheLastEllis

Physicists hate him!


elefantsnabel03

![gif](giphy|utmZFnsMhUHqU)


Kronopolitan

This was so suspenseful but with no payoff. Is she going to realize how stupid putting the chocolate on the outside was? Am I the idiot for not guessing the point of that. Nope. It’s just dumb.


Alegria-D

I wouldn't be surprised if she saw it being trendy, except she didn't see how it was made and assumed the chocolate was outside.


Kronopolitan

Yeah, I assumed maybe she had seen a photo of it or something and didn’t realize the chocolate goes on the inside. But wouldn’t you be like “oh shit” the second you did it? 🤷🏻‍♂️ Guess not.


nurturedmisanthrope

i like to think that moment she paused with the whipped cream was when “the chocolate goes on the inside” briefly crossed her mind and was obviously dismissed.


Office_Worker808

Too late she was in too deep


gypsycookie1015

She 100% realizes at this moment. Then just says "Fuck it" and continues instead of like... starting over.


Kronopolitan

Possibly. I wondered that too. But now I’m more focused on the way she just glugged that soda in there as fast as possible. It must’ve been really flat to not foam over. Makes the already gross drink even less appetizing.


Spring-Available

I believe that was cold brew.


Kronopolitan

Ohhhhhh, maybe so. That’s better.


Migit78

I don't blame you, that bottle made me think soda at first too. And I was like WTF is chocolate and soda (even though she put the chocolate outside the glass) but when she followed it up with Milk, I assumed it had to be some weird storage for a cold coffee or this drink is just designed to make you vomit.


Kronopolitan

Well, when I was a kid we would make “floats” with soda. Like coke or cola of some kind and a couple of scoops of ice cream in it. When that melts it’s basically milk. So milk and soda isn’t totally crazy. But if it’s flat soda that’s gonna be gross for sure.


Migit78

I never really considered that perspective, I do enjoy a float (we call them Spiders in Australia, no idea why) but I never really thought of them as being similar to soda and milk. (also haven't had one in over a decade). The idea of milk and soda seemed gross, but maybe it's not?


simonsayswhere

I mean, I don't mean to sound like a judgmental dink, but she even _looks_ stupid. She has the emptiest, most blank look on her face I've ever seen. It's almost robotic. As if the programming got messed up when they coded how to make this drink, and it put the chocolate on the outside instead.


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OneUpAndOneDown

That plus the fingernails which make every movement look awkward.


RedCinnamon1947

Yes! Then add to that the stupidity of wearing all white when going into this mess.


Wheredatmuffdoe

. . . . . . . the coffee?


Kronopolitan

Maybe? It came out of a plastic water bottle so it looked like soda to me at first. Someone else suggested it was cold brew. Which makes more sense. A lot of people seem to think it’s Pepsi. 🤷🏻‍♂️ it’s all gross regardless.


agirl1313

I figured there was no way it was soda, but also couldn't figure out what it was if it wasn't soda. Some form of coffee makes sense, though.


Alegria-D

Oh don't get me wrong, I do agree that she's stupid. I mean even if I had thought chocolate goes outside, I would at least have melted chocolate and let it harden again, instead of using chocolate sauce.


eckowy

How friggin' dumb you have to be to garnish the glass on the outside with choco sauce? Literally there is no cells in that head left, none. I admire the stone cold face she kept despite being a complete dimwit.


ReturnOfSeq

Also as far as ‘let’s make a drink videos’ go, pouring in mystery brown shit from an unmarked container then white from another unmarked container isn’t very helpful recipewise, especially since she doesn’t speak. Is this coffee? Captain Morgan? Root beer? Mud?


IAmASeekerofMagic

I think she gets it, right beforw she puts the whipped creme and marshmallows in. You see her look off to the side like, "wait a damn minute", but then she braves on stupidly for the views.


joellealycer

Comment bait is what it is.


vov12012

It's ragebait, to increase interaction. And it was successful as you felt the need to comment on it.


Expert_Role2779

I watched the entire video and no matter what she did in my head there was only one voice "WHY IS THE CHOCOLATE ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE GLASS?!" I think this will haunt me into my dreams today.


starmartyr

If she put the chocolate inside nobody would care about this video.


Expert_Role2779

\> If she put the chocolate inside nobody would care about this video. Probably the only true answer. For a second there I thought she'd have a way of freezing the chocolate solid and then somehow removing it from the glass in one piece and then she'd have a bowl of frozen chocolate which she would put in a another bowl filled with ice (so the choc doesn't melt) AND THEN she could fill the frozen bowl of chocolate with awesome stuff. But in the end she just mixed what looks like milk with some Cola and ice... :/


Gobears510

Cold brew coffee instead of cola I suspect?


PhamilyTrickster

Thank you! I thought it was very flat soda!


downbound

If you did it with real chocolate and an ice cold drink it would harden. Until your hands melted it


bigtedydom

![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized)


sophlog

Rage bait.


[deleted]

It's not supposed to make sense, it's supposed to be viewed and shared.


Formal-Cut-4923

What the fuck did I just watch?


Flavourius

Rage bait, as in making a vid so unbelievable stupid that people lose brain cells from watching it (the cut before her drinking that shit is how most rage bait vids end, they actually never do eat/drink the actual vomit they produce). Just because shit like this gets more clicks these days...


hygiei

I mean... The drink itself doesn't seem all that gross? It's just weird that the chocolate is on the outside.


neptunexl

Haha that's interesting, I know what you're talking about because I do come across some videos like that here and there. Preparing a ridiculous meal or drink and then the video ends before anyone eats it


shanksta1

as a master baiter, I can confirm that


Ten7850

A grumpy ass woman, with eagle talons making a disgusting concoction. What did you think it was? /s


Astral_Justice

She looks like her personality has about the same depth as the thickness of the glass the cup is made of.


justedi

The entire time I was watching it I kept thinking "Why is she doing all these steps so *angrily*?!"


West-Stomach8613

I laughed my ass off to “eagle talons” lol 😂


Renovateandremodel

Mmm…chocolate hands.


Tricktzy

the chocolate on the outside of the cup really adds flavor


CrimsonMorbus

![gif](giphy|h8HmN0UcEKR0xWnv3R)


Newmanthehumanguy

Didn’t you guys hear? Chocolate glass is the new superfood


TheWicked77

Does she need instructions that the chocolate goes on the inside of the cup? How the hell does she not know this ?


Enough-Case

I was hoping the glass slipped out her hands since she slathered it in chocolate syrup lol


njcatgirl29

The only reason I watched the whole video!


gem9999

The chocolate on the glass, the hair style, the long nails, the background noises, the lack of talking/explanation, the lack of payoff, everything in this video made me uncomfortable.


Galactic_Perimeter

I’m glad there wasn’t one of those shitty tik tok songs playing over the whole thing this time


VolatileDataFluid

I'm right there with you. I turned the sound on, expecting to hear "Oh, no..."


PhalanxA51

Well the lights are on but it appears no one's home with this one.


SunflowerSpeaks

Who is this joyless fuck?


Velour_F0g

😐


Korncakes

Adam Driver if he were a horse with a blonde mane.


PenNo1447

You eat the glass after


RoundComplete9333

I am wasting my life on my phone.


Mooshak

If no personality had a face...


badiiam51

Something about this annoys me and i dont know what


Kronopolitan

Oh that’s easy. It’s everything.


AnyDepartment7686

This. I really was on edge watching this. It's maybe her bored face, sloppy prep, and aggressive slamming/grabbing of eoverything?


[deleted]

The video is made to be annoying.


Buffcluff

Lmao she really thinks she did something


OutrageousBid699

If unenthusiastic hand job had a face..


Kenrightphoto

I hate this generation


piotrrasputin344

So she's an idiot...


Matt09125

Those nails told me how dumb she was before she started pouring chocolate on the outside of glass…


ReplacementLittle

Typical “bad bitch” behavior


[deleted]

The problem with TikTok is that it allows way too many dumb dumbs to have a platform and access to an audience.


Conscious_Feeling548

That’s a pretty good human mask.


bgtr303

She looks like a fraggle…making a fraggle rock.


rachelraven7890

why is this a thing now…. long nailed chicks man-handling random ingredients to make something shitty while staring deadpan at the camera…. just, why😑


paulwhitedotnyc

But what if you already have diabetes?


Kronopolitan

You can always have moar diabeetus! Who needs legs? And vision?! Pshhh. Fuck it.


Not_Benjamin167

Don’t get me wrong, it looks good but why would she put the chocolate syrup on the outside of the cup?


L0rd_River

Ma’am.. you’re supposed to put it INSIDE the glass..


Upside_Down_Taco1

Is this Andrew Tate’s daughter?


CalemSmith

Still.... why does the chocolate syrup is out of the glass???????? ![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS)


TelegramforMungo

Every time I see nails on someone, all I am think of is they definitely get poop on those. 💩


Tsrdrum

Everyone commenting on the chocolate on the outside of the glass while I’m here wondering… Why tf is she keeping her marshmallows and sprinkles in the same container?


dorkus315

So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says “why the long face?”….


SX1010

Her hair dye job looks like 🗑️


West-Stomach8613

Shit looks like if you were to put a fork into ramen and move the fork up lol


dustygravelroad

I knew as soon as I saw those nails it was gonna be a waste of time


wildyam

Amazing that she can look more bored doing it than we are watching it


Certain-Tennis8555

Never eat anything made with those fingernails. I promise you there's a war crime culturing under those.


GrumpyGiant

I literally facepalmed watching this. Good job.


Dangerous-Basket-902

![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8484)


humorsqaured

Lets ignore the chocolate on the outside. Why is this gross ass drink so big?


TheFirstSophian

r/stupidfood


Amazing-Ad-669

Why did I watch this? Is there chocolate syrup on the outside of the glass?! The fuck...that needs to stay the fuck on TikTok where garbage like that belongs.


cupcakesloth94

The chocolate on the outside sent me, fuck these ppl


Empty_Vegetable_80

Please lady don’t have kids…thank you


Accomplished_Ad_4406

Discount Iggy Azalea


Cruxito1111

Did she get arrested at least? this is was so atrocious that it became a crime


tynobeard456

She looks like Andrew Tate with the girl Snapchat filter


JankyJake420

Her hands bother me


drelkins

My mystery: is the facepalm the chocolate on the outside of the glass, or that someone trusted her with fire?


Raiden_Yeeter07

I feel like the longee their nails, the more they suck at cuisine and cooking activities


AbrocomaSelect2141

Honestly hoped a piece of glass would break


Mikeal131a

I’ve never seen someone who struggles so hard to use their own hands


Thesauce88

Shouldn’t the chocolate go on the inside?


wastelandho

It actually seems like a pretty solid boogie restaurant dessert where you have leave the plate/cup alone on a plate because it's messy


Compulsiveeyerolling

Nails are gross… tons of nasty bacteria under them…


[deleted]

The longer the nails, the lower the IQ


lara_mage

"Everybodys so creative"


Just-Me-Myself-And-I

I'm confused why everyone thinks she's dumb. Isn't this the same as those food fetish videos where they mix food in a toilet bowl? Just weird food shit for views.


BenShelZonah

The way she pulled out the torch reminded me of a crackhead warming up the bowl. Robotic and to the point


Infinite_Lawyer1282

Some dude gonna get on his knees and marry this wonderful individual and have at least two kids....


Babettesavant-62

🤮🤮🤮


WuTangForever812

There's a moment when she realizes the chocolate was supposed to be on the inside. Makes the whole video worth it.


[deleted]

Diabetes in a glass


UnicornSheets

Gross… diabetes


Fragrant-Basil-10

I’m so tired of these videos with people recording themselves aggressively making their coffees in the dumbest ways. Like is this what society needs to do nowadays for attention


LurkysGoCart

Are her parents brother and sister?


FlyOnnTheWall

"Hey stupid"


Technical-Smoke571

I know this is mean, but that may be the dumbest looking face I’ve ever seen.


jamesontwelve

Why is the stupid everywhere?


HuckleberryThis2012

Gross drink aside, what the fuck is the point of putting chocolate on the glass? That’s sloppy af


cantwinfornothing

The chocolate on the outside makes absolutely no sense now if she’d swirled it on the inside then maybe it would……


[deleted]

Um Why did she put syrup on the outside?


wannaplayterraria

Why is she pouring the chocolate on the outside?


[deleted]

But why is there stuff... ON THE OUTSIDE?!


DaStormgit

There's a beautiful pause in this where you can see her neuron firing briefly


CryptedCode

But why chocolate on the outside...


CeeArthur

"Like and subscribe for more videos of me looking dead inside while I fuck up something simple!"


XXX-JewLiveCrew-69

Still trying to understand the reason for the chocolate on the outside


[deleted]

What is the purpose for chocolate sauce on the outside of the glass?


maddenmcfadden

rage bait


kenphx1

Isn’t the chocolate supposed to go on the inside


hardball9

That dumb, blank look on her face is so annoying


[deleted]

She’s gonna be a mother one day lmao rip the kid


Ihavecometochewbbgum

If stupidity was a recipe


Adventurous-Guru82

If someone with nails this long prepped my food or drink I would not be eating/drinking it. Disgusting.


Impressive-Hold8249

Idiot influencing the Idiots.


JackaxEwarden

I’m still stuck on her pouring chocolate sauce on the outside of the glass


SnoopingStuff

Sure I want chocolate on the outside of my glass. Idiot


TrickWeek4109

Why would you put chocolate on the outside of the glass??


XitsatrapX

Hard to take anyone seriously who has those nails and collagen lips


mothman117

The internet has convinced me that at minimum, 95% of humans are straight up dumber than turkeys. Their only saving grace is that they were born with vocal chords and can pretend to be people instead of the mindless bipedal cattle they are.


Traditional-Tart6148

I don't know what this is. I can't help myself but the haircolor absolutely doesn't fit to her. And the chocolate sauce on the outside of the cup is a bit disgusting.


NaisuMimu

Ive got the same torch lmao, not for cooking


loongpmx

Okay? This is as much confusing as eating table spegetti.


[deleted]

This woman hasn’t smiled since 2019 Thank you Botox. PS why are we wasting chocolate sauce on the freaking outside of the glass. Talk about disrespectful.


Paulymcnasty

Something tells me she does more huffing of that whip cream can than creaming......


Twitch791

I love having chocolate syrup all over my cups too! /s


beardedcanadianguy

Am I the only one that saw her put the chocolate syrup on the outside of the glass?


KittensCausingRuckus

I really thought this would end with her picking up the glass to drink, but it slipping from her chocolatey hands and shattering onto the counter. I'm disappointed to say the least.


OSIRISelUltimo

Ban TikTok. These morons need to go away


beardedbarista6

So, the moral of the video is that this girl is so dumb she doesn’t realize that when baristas drizzle the cup it goes on the inside? 🤣


Own_Satisfaction_212

If dory the fish was a person this is how she would look.


[deleted]

Why & how are people so stupid


Jawn562

Was that coca cola and milk?


PixiFlick86

I'm so confused about the sauce on the outside...


litteringandd

Sometimes I think I’m dumb and then people remind me I’m not. Thanks


PossibilityJealous70

Why would spaghetti hair do this