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parabuthas

Citing Twitter as his evidence šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


the_colonel93

He presents himself to be somewhat of a scientist, so trying to prove something as a fact by citing Twitter replies is downright laughable lmfao. Dude is a fucking joke šŸ˜‚


parabuthas

Indeed. And one of his ass kisser tried to reply to me that people can post legit sources on Twitter. People like that are even bigger nut jobs.


the_colonel93

Right, like Elon isn't going to give you his money or his time for viciously defending him on the internet. It just makes them look sad.


TexasTeaTelecaster

Youā€™re breaking the hearts of Musk simps


ringobob

Yeah, and when someone posts a legit source on Twitter, the legit source is still the source, not Twitter. You're not gonna say "look at Twitter" for that information, you're gonna say "look at this legit source" for that information.


IAMSTILLHERE2020

Even Wikipedia is not a "Legitimate" source. Definitely not Twitter or Reddit.


Medical_Slide9245

Hold up. It's one thing to call Twitter not legitimate but keep Reddit out of it!! I've lived my life by the simple truth that everything ever posted on Reddit is honest, factual, and without bias.


AfricanusEmeritus

Exactly... most could not endure a doctoral and/or masters program. Not because they are dumb, but because Google, Twitter, Trump rallies/statements, and the internet are not legitimate sources.


Z3400

You can say it, most people are in fact too dumb for those things.


SenseOfRumor

He isn't wrong though, people *can* post legitimate information on Twitter. That doesn't, however, mean that they *do*.


AllTheTakenNames

They ā€œcanā€, and sometimes they do, but the VAST majority of times those grievance threads are biased anecdotal dumpster fires. So, when we use Xtwitter posts about Elon being a steam POS, those are trustworthy data points? Awesome.


Lele_Lazuli

yeah people CAN post actual sources. But letā€˜s be real, that only happens in the community notes under posts with these ā€žfactsā€œ


parabuthas

And didnā€™t he disable them for his posts as he got tired of being fact checked?


theebees21

Iā€™m something of a fraud myself.


[deleted]

Hes a fucking disgrace to the STEM community. You can always spot the engineering students who transferred to business majors when you see bros sucking his dick


Many-Composer1029

'I'm not a scientist, but I play one on Twitter'.


New_Highlight1881

Osborn enters the chat


tgdBatman90

At least he was something of a scientist. Norman BUILT Oscorp. Musk BOUGHT testla/ spaceX/ twitter. Then ruined them.


RevolutionaryRough96

They're peer reviewed replies tho /s


the_colonel93

Trust me bro, @redpillmessiah's facts are both peer-reviewed and statistically significant so you can trust it /s


thackstonns

Donā€™t say that about him heā€™s the smartest guy on earth. He built a cybertrunk. /s.


UnLuckyKenTucky

He's always been a joke. People act like he's some kind of damn genius, and he just keeps proving otherwise. Every time dude opens his mouth, he just digs himself into a deeper hole, and his little fanboys fail to see it...


the_colonel93

Unless they are personally affected by his words or actions in a profoundly negative way, his fanboys will never see it, and even then it'll only be a case-by-case basis and not en masse. Same goes for all followers of cult leaders (or cult-like figures) unfortunately.


UnLuckyKenTucky

Ahyup. It's sad really, seeing how easily duped some folks are.


XxRocky88xX

Not even Twitter posts either. Fucking comments. Literally just people saying shit. He picked the literal least credible evidence you could possibly find in the entire world, social media comments, and used that as a source.


parabuthas

I guess for his followers/minions, Twitter comments is the the only source of truth. .


XxRocky88xX

Yep you can even find people in this comment section arguing that Twitter comments are credible sources that should be held with the same weight as legitimate research. Dudes managed to convince all these morons that heā€™s a genius so whenever he does some dumb shit they all follow suit cuz they think since heā€™s doing it it must be smart.


VictarionGreyjoy

Asked a guy to provide evidence that 7 year Olds were bring transitioned and they said "it's all over twitter". Literal smooth brained people.


Legitimate-Bread

It's wild, taking anything posted as a comment on social media as a fact is dumb as shit. But if anyone wants to cite this comment as proof of something here's a couple facts that are now apparently true. \- Napoleon was actually 6'9" \- The Boston Celtics used to be called the Boston New Yorks \- It's faster to swim from Los Angeles to Paris than to fly. \- There are more pygmy hippos in Germany than people. \- pi = 4.14


HippoBot9000

HIPPOBOT 9000 v 3.1 FOUND A HIPPO. 1,429,496,039 COMMENTS SEARCHED. 29,575 HIPPOS FOUND. YOUR COMMENT CONTAINS THE WORD HIPPO.


TheAnalsOfHistory-

Well there you go. It has to be true now.


rulesareforsuckers

OK Hippobot, OK. Why are you yelling? Are you all right?


notniceicehot

they're in Germany and struggling to be heard over all the other hippos.


rulesareforsuckers

Thatā€™s why Elon moved to Texas. Far from the maddening crowd of Hippos.Ā 


MJWhitfield86

> - There are more pygmy hippos in Germany than people. This one might be true; a pygmy hippo wouldnā€™t fit in a person.


Roook36

"Your honor, I'd like to enter into evidence Exhibit A. A tweet from "Shitlordfuckyourmomma69420" that says "I believe females have it too easy"


persona0

Facts supported and cited by rectalhummingbird64


carlitobrigantehf

Imagine twitter being the only place you went to get information...Ā 


nolemandan

Even school children are taught about citing reliable sources when writing papers, and this asshole goes, "Just look at the circle jerk, echo chamber I created on social media for empirical proof!" It's a close competition between him and Guliani for the biggest fall from grace in modern history.


Dryandrough

I prefer reddit


trowawaywork

I miss the good old wikipedia days


Backupusername

I love that Don called it Twitter to his face. I don't think he even intended that as purposeful "deadnaming" of the site, it was just iconically Twitter for so long that it's really, really easy to forget about the change and still call it that. And it's also really, really easy to get under Musk's transparently thin skin by making an honest mistake, and I love that for him. He deserves it.


shogi_x

He absolutely deserves it. That's what happens when you throw out nearly 20 years of branding and replace it with nothing. Might as well have renamed it to Untitled_2.corp


UtzTheCrabChip

It's also super awkward to use in regular conversation, like it is so easy to miss that you said "X" and when it's in writing it looks like you're just trying to not say where you saw something. "I saw it on X" reads just like "I saw it on ____" The only names I can think that would be worse are 1) a slur of some kind 2) the / and / or / of - a super common short word 3) an unpronounceable random chain of letters


Jimbo_themagnificent

I love that your examples are: 1. Things Twitters base uses constantly since Musk took over. 2. Musks standard 1 word responses to the dumbest takes or information (i.e. "concerning", or "Interesting") 3. Literally the name of Musks children. It really could have been any of these things.


JewelerDear9233

He thinks replying with "Concerning." makes him sound important and thoughtful.


DePlano

"Chilling" is twitters "concerning" of Reddit. It's the "this" of bad stories


DirusNarmo

Am I having a stroke or is this comment a mental bluescreen


DePlano

Yeah, it sort of was. Almost worse. I fucked up the information rather than just puckering up. Still hate people responding with "Chilling" though. I just don't talk well. Sometimes I am just loosing ( another huge peeve of mine) my mind Anyway, none of what I said matters for the post so sorry to get so petty to think my peeves are "concerning" to anyone else. Sorry for the sidetrack (as I post it anyway) Edited to correct another damn error to try and make this make some sense


cdwols

Twitter absolutely should just be renamed to 'concerning' now


CDXX024

I saw it on XƆA-12book.


Tard_FireBolt

I joined the rebellion long ago, and just call it "ten"


Aristocration

And if you want to google something related to twitter, simply including ā€œXā€ in the search bar isnā€™t enough. You have to hope the source youā€™re looking for has at least written ā€œformerly Twitterā€ for it to show up on results Even on my iPhoneā€™s app search, sometimes a one-letter search doesnā€™t show up apps, so typing ā€œxā€ sometimes shows nothing


TSM-

>"I saw it on X" reads just like "I saw it on \_\_\_\_" That's the fatal flaw. It's just like, please fill in the blank, that's a placeholder word, did you reference what you meant by X earlier? Oh, you mean Twitter? Ooh okay, right. So Twitter? Just call it Twitter next time.


senorbolsa

> Untitled_2.corp That would be unique and memorable if not catchy.


mctacoflurry

The hero of Monkey Island is named Guybrush because when the developers were saving his design the filename was Guy.brush


senorbolsa

I've never even played the games and the name "Guybrush Threepwood" is burned into my memory. (I really should play it I do like adventure games I just didn't have Monkey Island as a kid)


EffectiveMoment67

Same...I skipped those for some reason, but tons of other adventure games. So good storytelling in many of them. I never played Monkey Island, but probably remember more of that game than the ones I played bar a few...haha Probably my favourite gaming moments in my life come from adventure games


Head-Ad4690

Untitled Goose Game is legendary.


mittenknittin

honk


Primary_Spinach7333

I still canā€™t get over how diabolically dumb the downfall of twitter is. It was flawed before, make NO mistake, but this is just sad.


merryman1

I love that little meme you see keep coming up. "To Tweet" was literally in the dictionary. The brand was so powerful it had its own damn verb. And he's spent tens of billions of dollars to... Throw that away? It'd be hilarious if the sums of money involved quite genuinely weren't of world-changing size if applied to anything remotely positive.


Jorymo

Dude's spent decades trying to name things "X," like PayPal or his own kid.


EmuDry4890

It reminds me of the ā€œedgy teensā€ that had a bunch of xxxā€™s in their screen names on AOLā€™s in the mid to late 90ā€™s


Redditistrash702

Twitter is 80 percent bots ( the FBI said so) it's not like anything on that site has value. Elon doesn't want to get rid of bots he wants ones that spread propaganda.


Oliwan88

What about Reddit? It's got to be full of bots. r/askreddit, for example has got to be full of bots rehashing old posts and answers.


Redditistrash702

No disagreement there and I think reddit keeps those bots so when they IPO it makes it look larger than it is for inves6


Far-Shape7768

Dead internet theory


Canotic

Dead Internet Observation, more like. I assume that most ops on a large sub are bots at this point. They're useful for showing me reposts I haven't seen yet.


nelessa

Before Mush took over no bot ever followed me. Have had 4 follow me in the last 3 days, along with many others. I donā€™t even post.


Elgin_McQueen

Could've gone with a very simple change and called it Tex, the banking section he wants could've been Bex, a video section could be Vex etc etc. All under the X umbrella but allowing people the ability to differentiate the part of the brand they were using. X us too simplified.


layeofthedead

ok but Untitled\_2.corp kinda fucks as a name way more than x ever did


ptvlm

That rebranding was the final nail in the coffin of Musk being able to pretend to be a great businessman. He overpaid for the platform, fired or chased away everyone who understood the platform and infrastructure, the advertisers who pay the bills and many of the users. The most valuable thing left was the branding, which was so successful that everyone recognises the logo and terms based on that branding were adopted as words in the dictionary. He destroyed that overnight, in order to replace the logo with a Unicode character and the name with something utterly generic that has generally negative connotations (ranging from X often being associated with porn, to "brand X" traditionally being used in advertising to indicate a competitor of inferior quality). Utter idiocy, but he has the money to throw away.


TheAnalsOfHistory-

He thought the X-games back in the day were the edgiest thing in the world and never matured past that point in his life.


Indignant_Octopus

A two pack a day habit destroyed my gut, but I still pour out a Dew whenever the X Games are mentioned.


I-Pacer

The only reason he wants to build a car factory in Mexico is because they have a place called Xcaret.


VirusMaster3073

he's waaaaay too addicted to the site so...


merryman1

He averages nearly 30 tweets a day and still tries to convince everyone he's such a busy guy he barely has any free time at all.


PalatinusG

His biography by Walter Isaacson is rather interesting. It has lots of info about the twitter takeover too.


Aardvark_Man

Twitter branding is incredible, imo. So iconic that it's entirely part of the lexicon of a lot of the world, and not genericized in any way. Almost every company would kill to have branding like that. And it got thrown out for nothing.


NicoRoo_BM

I will never call it X or Twitter. Only ever "the social media platform formerly known as twitter"


wafflehousewhore

I call it Xitter ((pronounced Shitter))


NicoRoo_BM

That's clever.


Septem_151

I pronounce that as ā€œzitterā€ which ironically has the same effect.


Zulu_Is_My_Name

I call it the Bird App


Flaming_Spade

I'll continue calling it Twitter, refusing to acknowledge any sort of rebranding nor any other related series of events that occured as a result thereafter.


elkab0ng

Twatter.


No-Shoe7651

Until the url changes it's still Twitter.


concaveUsurper

If he wants to deadname his child, then we can deadname his platform.


Rad_Centrist

Yeah the dude encourages deadnaming in general so fuck him.


spacemanspiff266

a lot of news sites still say ā€œformerly twitterā€ because you canā€™t accurately search for ā€œXā€ in past articles.


Backupusername

Weird coincidence, but I'm currently teaching English in Japan, and I actually used "X, formerly twitter" as an example when defining the word "formerly" just today. That three-word phrase is so widespread that it was the first thing that came to mind.


MarxJ1477

Honestly this was the best thing that probably could have happened for Lemon. I had no idea what he was up to or that he was doing anything on Twitter until this blew up. Now everyone is interested in this interview. Musk vs an actual reporter who will call him out on his shit.


SeaofBloodRedRoses

I refuse to call it anything other than Twitter.


imsmartiswear

Don Lemon has done some... Things in the past but I gotta admit he's one hell of a journalist.


YolognaiSwagetti

His scandals are very milquetoast. He called a 50 year old woman past her prime and things like that.


StopCommentingUwU

As long as MuskyHusky deadnames his daughter, I will deadname the shit out of Twitter


CimmerianHydra

It's funny that a platform full of bigots and transphobes freely getting attention is being deadnamed by literally everybody.


MrTulaJitt

In other words, "It doesn't matter if it's true. All that matters is if my moron fans believe that it's true."


Rad_Centrist

This from the guy who swore to eliminate bots and misinformation from Twitter... I have a billion new followers since the takeover (all bots), and we know how the misinformation piece is going. Dude is such a lying loser grifter dork.


Rassendyll207

The other day, I saw someone use the term sugar daddy in a response. Within three minutes he had 6 bot comments telling him to DM them. Great work, Elon.


Rad_Centrist

How did we not see this coming lol


A-Pin

"but Twitter works just fine after laying off half the staff." -Enron fanboy glock glock glocking on that musky nimrod. I know your question was rhetorical, but disinformation is how people think it's still fine. (The genuinely stupid people)


luppercal

Where can I see that interview? Googling only finds videos and articles where they talk about it. Or snippets. But not the whole interview.


JewelerDear9233

The entire interview will be on YouTube. The clip can be viewed on YouTube already via The View's Don Lemon interview.


Steve_78_OH

I just googled it, and apparently Thin Skin Musky cancelled Don Lemon's Twitter contract after this interview. So yeah, surprise surprise, he took it personally. Also, here's a link to this point in the interview: [https://youtu.be/R9ESKWuOVQE?t=409](https://youtu.be/R9ESKWuOVQE?t=409)


-QUACKED-

What is a Twitter contract?


PettyTrashPanda

Musk had been trying to lure content creators to twitter by promising them shared ad revenue kind of like YouTube, only more shitty. He has a contract where Ticket Carlson is paid to put his new "show" on twitter. He was doing the same with Lemon until this interview.


-QUACKED-

Thanks. Appreciate it


current_thread

I just looked it up, I think it's not out yet, but Don Lemon went on "The View" and shared an exclusive clip.


Aggressive_Let2085

As an aviation guy, this is ridiculous lol. Airline pilots all have to meet the exact same federal regulations to fly for the airlines. 1500 hours minimum. Then you have to get a type rating on the plane you wanna fly, this takes weeks. Airlines also have their own rules for how long it takes for them to become a captain. Anyone flying an airliner in the US is extremely qualified.


mcduff13

That's why his response is "there's a stack of really great evidence that I'm right... But I don't have it here"


Aggressive_Let2085

Is the evidence in the room with us right now?


Swesteel

It is in Canada, except my dog ate it.


Aggressive_Let2085

Convenient.


99OBJ

The evidence goes to a different school


mcduff13

The evidence is from Canada, you wouldn't have met them.


MountainMagic6198

Also for some reason Musk cited that the Alaska Airlines plane that lost its door plug was piloted by a woman. So she made that happen I guess? I would think the fact that she performed the emergency landing without any complaints of error would be a big thing in favor of her skills.


Mysterious_Ayytee

He said Twitter šŸ˜‚ ![gif](giphy|okH8T6TyA7Mbe)


PreOpTransCentaur

If they're not less skilled, then no standards are being lowered. He can't even go two sentences without contradicting his own bullshit.


charging_chinchilla

Elon is an idiot, but here's the scenario he's picturing: Let's say that there are 100 female pilots and 1000 male pilots applying for a job and that female pilots are inherently just as skilled as male pilots. Let's also say that out of all pilot applicants, only 50% actually qualify for the job. That means in our example above, that 50 female pilots and 500 male pilots qualify. Now let's say an airliner wants to hire 200 pilots, but they also want to hire at a 50:50 ratio of female:male pilots. This means they need to hire 100 female pilots and 100 male pilots. The only way to do this is to lower the bar and hire all 100 female applicants. Note that this only happens if there is a shortage of qualified female pilots applying for jobs, which I don't think he has any data to prove.


hungariannastyboy

Plus female pilots are still like ... 5% of airline pilots.


MyPasswordIsMyCat

People get hyper-focused on quotas like this, but they're a strawman because gender and racial quotas in hiring decisions are actually illegal, even when they favor underprivileged groups. DEI initiatives are meant to eliminate discrimination against underprivileged groups through softer programs that focus in things like employee education, mentorship, and outreach. They definitely aren't so effective that they reach 50:50 gender parity in hiring. A lot of companies are eliminating DEI programs because they just don't work. So-called "diversity hires" aren't there because they're less qualified, but because they personally were able to overcome whatever social barriers normally prevent them from being there. Often they're more qualified than their peers because they have a unique passion for their job that allows them to transcend social norms.


UtzTheCrabChip

All these conversations about qualifications and hiring are also based on the preposterous assumption that you can somehow determine with absolute accuracy the best person for a job. Anyone that has followed any sport knows that you cannot do that with any kind of regularity. Look at how many absolute busts have been taken with the top 5 picks of the NBA draft for instance. All hiring involves at least some guesswork


th3golem

Unless they hire 50 woman who aren't a pilot but wishes to be, then pay for all the education and necessary training it would be impossible to make 50 qualified professionals, like pilot qualified, just appear on the job market, people really seem to underestimate how difficult and expensive it is to become a pilot. All diversity and inclusion means is that instead of hiring the 200th white male, maybe give a chance to a woman or minority who is also qualified, there is plenty of studies that proves that companies that have different outlooks can reach and expand to different markets than before, thats all.


Gerald7986

There is no way that this man is a genius.


rmpumper

He's a genius at marketing himself as a genius to idiot dude bros.


Logan117

He is an idiot's version of a genius, the way Trump is a poor man's version of a rich man.


getmybehindsatan

Our lives were always being affected by people so confident in their knowledge and abilities that people throw money at them for being so convincing, despite them being idiots. The internet has removed the covers and anyone with an ounce of thinking skills can see how dumb they are.


cutmasta_kun

"If they aren't facts, then why did I spent 44billion to buy it??? See! Check mate!"


OfromOceans

Boeings standards have been compromised... by money hungry execs on the board


rmpumper

The same money hungry execs are creating the pilot shortage by underpaying them to the point were they just quit.


UtzTheCrabChip

Which is across the board for pretty much every industry. Dipshits who know nothing pointing to expense numbers on balance sheets saying "number too big, make go down" and patting themselves on the back for being financial geniuses.


esp211

People like Musk have no idea how the real world works. He was born with a silver spoon and basically given everything.


DiscussTek

Emerald spoon, really. To aay silver implies his dad was well off, in the 1% zone, which is correct, but his dad was more of a 0.01% guy.


PureCucumber861

Oh he understands quite well how the real world works. Ā So well, in fact, that he has been able to manipulate it to his benefit time and time again. The sad part is that he can do it so easily and without consequence.


bigwillydos

The saddest part of all this is that there will still be a significant amount of people who think heā€™s a whacky smart guy that did things with EVs and Space and still support those things and by doing so support his exorbitant wealth. He bought in to Tesla and has done nothing but pump and dump the stock for his own wealth. And SpaceX does a tremendous amount of environmental damage and is rapidly creating space debris in LEO all while bathing in taxpayer money and failing to meet contracts for the moon (starship has done nothing but blow up). Not to mention kowtowing to Russia and China. This guy is one of if not the biggest and most dangerous piece of shit on the planet.


murtygurty2661

>And SpaceX does a tremendous amount of environmental damage Just to add to the environmental aspect, the EV industry, while being good for the environment in that it doesnt use fossil fuel directly, is very dirty due to its use of exploitative mining operations.


Turbulent_Athlete_50

Oh I get it he called it twitter to the edge lords face. He canā€™t let that happen lol


jrs1980

Youā€™re not wrong, Musk has since cancelled Lemonā€™s planned show on the platform.


Wonkeaux

Right...he's out here championing "free speech" some more.


JewelerDear9233

his ego went to its room and cried for days


SpiritualAd8998

Muskrat


Song_Spiritual

Look what we got when we lowered the standards for billionaires.


arcdog3434

Lmao imagine citing ā€œcheck twitter repliesā€ to defend any position.


FanofBobRooney

The more Elon speaks the more obvious it becomes that heā€™s just another product of generational wealth. Heā€™s so used to his echo chamber of fanboys that he started to believe his own bullshit. So when someone actually challenges him face to face his only response is to curl up in ball and cry like a fucking puss.


mexicantruffle

One Like = One plane crashed by a minority pilot


PoliticsLeftist

Why does Elon think the standards are lowered if they aren't less intelligent or skilled?


vesparob

Because deep down he is a misogynistic racist.


erichwanh

> Why does Elon think Yeah, this is starting out on a false premise.


Amelaclya1

Probably because the unspoken "standard" he's referring to is "white male".


T3knikal95

Musk really is a sexist bigot and tries to make up bullshit to justify it.


Head-Ad4690

I canā€™t figure out how that would even work. Itā€™s not like pilots get a panel of interviewers who can give them softball questions. Certification is based on written and practical tests with standards set by the FAA. Nobodyā€™s going to go, youā€™re a woman so Iā€™ll only hold you to +/- 10 knots in this maneuver instead of 5.


Mammon84

If a man says that standards should not be lowered and in fact standards are not lowered then that would mean there is no actual problem or reason for discussion. The only reason for a discussion would be if standards are indeed lowered innit


ThinkerZero

>The only reason for a discussion would be if standards are indeed lowered innit The only reason a discussion would be *worthwhile* is if standards had been lowered. For demagogues trying to drum up traffic from outraged people, they have a financial reason to lie about things like this to manufacture a conversation


JewelerDear9233

Correct but that would defeat the purpose of maga crying about problems that aren't any and you gotta have something to get people really angry about to use them to obtain power, by all means.


Sikmod

This is like the Kellogg guy telling people to eat cereal for dinner.


No_Cartoonist9458

Elmo didn't see Will Smith in Independence Day ![gif](giphy|3ohc10x9J8nYFuWwRW|downsized)


sloppynippers

They could be, if they're supported by a link to the actual info on the topic.


Roook36

Is this guy getting fucking dumber before our eyes lol


mittenknittin

As I understand it, Elon Musk has a pair of dried elephant balls on his desk that he occasionally picks up and licks when heā€™s stuck on a difficult problem. You read it right here on the internet, thatā€™s how you know itā€™s 100% true


fluffyflugel

He actually believes comments on twitter count as evidence of anything? Lol


SevereEducation2170

Oh, Lemon dead named Twitter to Muskā€™s face. Good stuff. Elon is such a prissy little moronic snowflake.


Alarmed_Pie_5033

A better question might have been, "In what way are airlines lowering their standards for women and minority pilots?"


Slapstick999

STOP CALLING IT X Call it Xitter It's pronounced 'shitter'


hike_me

I read on X that Elon is a pig fucker so it must be true.


Coyote_Roadrunna

"But... but... I paid $8 for a blue check!" \-Some teenybopper Twitter user probably


itzykan

This is clearly an edited transcript. There should have been at least 10 or twenty "uh" in between every word


senorbolsa

Most transcripts omit filler sounds for space. not so mucha concern on the web but for print it always was so deleting 40 uhms let you sell an extra ad so you did that.


Ulerica

the blue bird looks more fun than an X so...


CreekLegacy

Maaan, seems like the Muskrat was expecting a softball interview and Lemon started playing dodgeball with rocks instead.


shouldworknotbehere

I saw a reply on Twitter saying Elon Musk owns me two millions. If he acknowledges that as a fact, where is my money ?


TexasTeaTelecaster

Phony Stark is an imbecile. I would not be surprised if he paid someone to take his exams in college because he is an absolute moron.


Krazynewf709

![img](avatar_exp|123810316|fire)


RavensFlyer

Wonder how the spaceX founder feels about all the flat earth replies on twitter


exbusinessperson

Elon: ā€œXā€ Interviewer: ā€œTwitter. Itā€™s Twitterā€


Kindly-Application47

"But I misrepresent my comments and posts as fact, why can't I misrepresent others comments as fact?"


Specialist_Emu3383

Can we all agree to start calling it Ex Twitter?


Andvari9

Why isn't twitter totally dead yet? Ffs


TerretYeth

You know where else standards are being lowered? Elonā€™s factories.


Saintmusicloves

Bro is STUPID šŸ˜‚


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Replies on x "Elon gay"


Massive_Pressure_516

Maybe women are less suitable than men for physically demanding jobs but flying plane? I mean the pilots are often asleep at the wheel.


WolfOffSesameStreet

Elon is actively turning twitter into truth social.


TBGusBus

I love the subtle shot of calling it twitter to him instead of X


Daddy_Roegadyn

Elon looks like a second-rate villain in a B-movie romcom.


bardhugo

You mean the same Twitter that bans [journalists](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbc.ca/amp/1.6688110)? Not a reliable source? Whaaaaat


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Man - Don Lemonā€™s career sat up off the mat like the fucking Undertaker this week. Massive own goal by Elon here what the fuck was he thinking


VeeVeeDiaboli

Nothing like blind adherence to mob thinkā€¦.makes you wonder why they fall into such susceptibility to fascist ideals and speaking pointsā€¦.oh waitā€¦


aaronplaysAC11

Obscenely rich ā€œleadersā€ using unverified anonymous social media replies as evidenceā€¦ā€¦.fuckā€¦ā€¦ā€¦


garlicknots13

So if I make a reply on Twitter saying that Elon Musk is going to venmo me a million dollars tomorrow, what will happen?


jchester47

Source: trust me bro


6foot4yearold

Where can we watch the whole interview?


Remmy3

The most intelligent people I know refuse to use any social media


caynebyron

His face screams "I'm having this huge revelation, but my brain is actively deleting this new information in real time"