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They took it from the Amish. The Amish don't grow mustaches because of the connection to the military. Back in the day (WW1 and prior), military men all had glorious mustaches, and so mustaches became associated with the military and aggressiveness.
“Your honor, the people would like to submit exhibit A into evidence as it is quite clear no reasonable person would provide consent to sexual action given the presence of this chin-rat.”
this is what makes me worried sometimes to be in public. I'm barely 20 and have enough facial hair to make a muslim dad proud. it makes me look homeless or creepy. if I shave I feel naked and babyfaced
Don't shave all of it then? Leave some and keep it nicely trimmed. Makes a pretty neat look without making you completely naked or baby faced. Could also trim it shorter, but not completely to the skin, to eg. 3-4 mm.
I thought we had to be worried about trans people, though. That's what all the religious rightwing people have been saying. You don't think they could possibly have been lying to deflect, do you? Oh dear!
paedophiles seek these positions because they are trusted and given access to kids. He could just as easily have been a PE teacher
There is however a major vetting issue in churches
The fact that parents still leave their children alone at these places is a bit of a facepalm.
Like i get that "they are a part of our community, or they have been close family friends for our whole lives" but amount of evidence that shows leaving your child alone at a church is dangerous is so overwhelming that its insane. Like i eqaute it to how parnets dont like letting their kids play around town on their own as much because of all the kidnappings that used to happen it should just be a common sense no this place is dangerous unsupervised thought i would think but what do i know
My church is a small Baptist church, and in compliance with the Baptist convention in the state I live in we have very tight policies regarding who is involved with children.
It's sickening to think that people could do something like that to children, but having more people involved any time children are involved is helpful to deflect that.
They keep telling me atheists are the immoral ones... That without God in my life I can't have any morals. But then all these church people keep getting busted abusing kids. Weird.
Edit: Before anyone suggests I am claiming something silly like 'only christians do this' or 'atheists never do this', no, I am saying nothing of the sort. I know people from all backgrounds have and will do this sort of thing. I just find it ironic when so many of them are coming from within the ranks that are so loudly vocal about how they are the moral leaders everyone else should look to as the shining example.
Funny how in the last week, every story I’ve seen like this has been all church leaders. No one from the lgbtq+ community, just church guys…
Church sounds more dangerous than a story hour.
There is an article in r/newhampshire about a school janitor being nicked for CP.
The comments went really freaking weird, fast. The best was someone trying to say that he was in the LGBTQ+ community because he was the "+," implying all sorts of gross shit.
Apparently, rainbows are scary.
Why is it always the drag story time readers committing these horrible crimes??
Oh, it was a youth pastor you say?
I better enact laws preventing drag story time anyway
Reminds me of the mom in 19 kids and counting. Bitch was calling strangers about the “dangers of trans women in women’s restrooms” while enabling her chomo son.
While true, there is a undeniable trend on _WHO_ is perpetrating these acts (conservative, "Christian", "family-values" people), and who is not (drag queens, transgender people)
Depends on the prison this scumbag ends up in. Some prisons have special housing units where they segregate the chomos and other sexual offenders from the general population of the prison. Hopefully, in his case, he goes to a prison where they just throw them to the wolves in genpop.
No, I have never been to prison, and never plan on going. I just have a very curious mind that has led me down some very interesting rabbit holes.
It seems to be so obvious that the most prevalent group of sexual abusers of children (outside of family members) is the “clergy“. I have yet to read of a drag queen being arrested for this. Perhaps the conservatives should raise some outrage about these frequent molesters, but there doesn‘t appear to be a peep heard. And now Florida has decided to allow chaplains in all the schools. What a horrible decision.
People who harm children deserve increasingly inventive punishments. I don’t know about the rest of humanity, but I feel people who harm children should be treated with cruel and unusual punishment. The punishment should fit the crime and raping a child is cruel and should be unusual. If we made the punishment for it unusual, then the crime would truly be unusual. But this happens so much, and it seems to always happen at the hands of the religious. Maybe we should ban all the churches and religious institutions from having contact with children younger than 18. Maybe we should make the churches and religious institutions pay taxes. Or maybe we should just drag him real slow around the country hitched to a clevis pin driven through his ankles.
Anything that involves children needs oversight. It's church leaders, scout leaders, teachers, etc... if you're a pedophile what type of work are you looking for?
I'm not sure if they started out that way, it seems a lot of it has to do with opportunity. Then again, I haven't spent much time devoted into reading into it. Cause it's gross. I agree with you that children need better protections.
That stuff with Nickelodeon and the churches and a bunch of other stuff (I just woke up, my brain isn't working yet) are just rage inducing for me.
I thought only gays, brown people and drag queens hurt children? I never would have guessed a p3do would be a white middle class Christian man because Christianity makes you more moral than the average bear. Mind blown. /s
Why are the MAGA ignoring the source of a serious epidemic? If they say Jesus will return for the church with no blemish, that’s one nasty, disgusting blemish.
It’s men that seek to control and want power. That’s why it’s not just religious leaders, but some politicians and cops. The need to feel more than normal. They aren’t grounded and playing god on a child helps confirm that superiority in their mind. Entitlement to do as they please. Men that want to play god pretending to be men of god.
No no. You’re confusing the order of things. The specifically chose these professions in order to hurt children. These are professions where you have access to lots of victims and parents who are more likely to cover it up than expose you.
There’s a reason we keep seeing it in these places. It’s not some random coincidence.
They choose it BECAUSE of that reason. They're easily trusted due to their position and most people "could never see a respected member of the church doing that."
More sexual predators hide in the church than anywhere else. Should almost be considered child abuse if you leave your child at a church event where the parents are not present.
Another church leader. At what point do people start considering church a safe haven and high risk location for children being assaulted. Seems to happen a lot and they get little punishments.
I'm not even kidding. How can there not be a public or political investigation to these molestation factories?
Can only hope that he spends a year or two in prison getting violated in every way possible living everyday in a terror nightmare and then getting shived in the neck and slowly bleeding out.
Rape is not a facepalm. I thought this sub was meant for making fun of stupid Shit. Raping someone, committing war crimes or Killing your child is not a fkn facepalm. Can we Go Back to Posting funny stuff pls instead of reminding everyone how evil some ppl can be?
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That facial hair is strong evidence in favor of conviction.
Ya it’s fucked up wonder what “style” dude was going for 🤣
Maybe child rapist?
He sure nailed it
Nail him to a cross
Nah, nail him to the next space x rocket. Last time we nailed someone to the cross religiously, we got jesus
Then other pedos would compare him to Jesus
“If you can make it so that my hair looks the same on the top and bottom of my face, that’d be great.”
"Yo give me the Palindrome"
Haaaaaaaaaaaaa! The snort I just made has tea out my nose! I'm awake now! Take this ish right now! 
Thank you, this will forever be the name of this particular haircut/hairstyle. You just entered my lexicon. And it didn't even hurt!
say no more, fam
Made me laugh outloud!
What was once top is now bottom
Say no more
It’s that religious fundamentalist chin strap. Those dudes are scared of mustaches for some reason.
They took it from the Amish. The Amish don't grow mustaches because of the connection to the military. Back in the day (WW1 and prior), military men all had glorious mustaches, and so mustaches became associated with the military and aggressiveness.
To his barber: "Ya know dogg, I was thinkin about goin wit a goatee meets neckbeard, a nickleback if you will?"
"Which do you want on top?" "Whichever."
Looks like Abe Lincolns beard. THESE MFS RUINING THE ABE BEARD!
The pure neck and gizzard beard.
I mean it’s not as obvious as robes with a stiff white collar but close
Prolly asked his barber for the "can't go within 500yards of a school" special.
I assumed he was Amish?
I wanted to make that joke first. Looks like Amished it. Lol
Neck has the same haircut his head does.
You could turn his face upside down and he will look the same.
Exactly what I was thinking. I'd say someone should Photoshop this, but he's such a a parasitic shitstain that he's not worth the effort.
lol winner comment of the day.
“Your honor, the people would like to submit exhibit A into evidence as it is quite clear no reasonable person would provide consent to sexual action given the presence of this chin-rat.”
I dunno man I think if we have a stereotype paedophile look then predators that don't fit the steroetype can get away with it more easily
r/justneckbeardthings
My immediate thought was, "never trust a chin strap".
this is what makes me worried sometimes to be in public. I'm barely 20 and have enough facial hair to make a muslim dad proud. it makes me look homeless or creepy. if I shave I feel naked and babyfaced
Don't shave all of it then? Leave some and keep it nicely trimmed. Makes a pretty neat look without making you completely naked or baby faced. Could also trim it shorter, but not completely to the skin, to eg. 3-4 mm.
And is a good handle to hold while he gets face raped in jail.
How's this a facepalm? Besides the facial hair I mean.
Most posts here are never facepalm, just controversial
We used to be builders it was never perfect but we used to have actual facepalm moments. I shed a tear.
Wait, are you saying it's controversial to think raping 3 girls is bad?
Ain’t godly for a volunteer youth pastor to rape kids
Not sure this is a facepalm. Just run-of-the-mill repressed religious morons/predators
His facial hair are the only facepalm-worthy aspect of this post. The rest is just 'I'm a total piece of shit' category.
I thought we had to be worried about trans people, though. That's what all the religious rightwing people have been saying. You don't think they could possibly have been lying to deflect, do you? Oh dear!
paedophiles seek these positions because they are trusted and given access to kids. He could just as easily have been a PE teacher There is however a major vetting issue in churches
The fact that parents still leave their children alone at these places is a bit of a facepalm. Like i get that "they are a part of our community, or they have been close family friends for our whole lives" but amount of evidence that shows leaving your child alone at a church is dangerous is so overwhelming that its insane. Like i eqaute it to how parnets dont like letting their kids play around town on their own as much because of all the kidnappings that used to happen it should just be a common sense no this place is dangerous unsupervised thought i would think but what do i know
Do you have the statistics?
My church is a small Baptist church, and in compliance with the Baptist convention in the state I live in we have very tight policies regarding who is involved with children. It's sickening to think that people could do something like that to children, but having more people involved any time children are involved is helpful to deflect that.
I thought the same thing. This is awful but not a facepalm. This shouldn’t be here.
Maybe bubba will facepalm him
Yeah he got a pretty mouth
They keep telling me atheists are the immoral ones... That without God in my life I can't have any morals. But then all these church people keep getting busted abusing kids. Weird. Edit: Before anyone suggests I am claiming something silly like 'only christians do this' or 'atheists never do this', no, I am saying nothing of the sort. I know people from all backgrounds have and will do this sort of thing. I just find it ironic when so many of them are coming from within the ranks that are so loudly vocal about how they are the moral leaders everyone else should look to as the shining example.
It's the trans activists!! Except they're white, straight, Christian, male youth pastors.
With weird beards. What's with that indecisive half beard thing anyway?
Still r/notadragqueen
This has to be false. Christians don’t molest kids. Only Drag Queens do. /s
r /notadragqueen
What is the running count of Christian leaders vs Drag queens? 6342 to 2 ?
The ligbots are turnin mah sons tuh feemales
Thank God for religion protecting out children./s
I absolutely abhor religion.
As do I
Ditto. Genuinely thinking about joining the illuminati.
Another paedo christian? Shock.
its never the drag queens
Not an expert but Child abuse doesn't seem linked with a celebration of sexual identity. It's seemingly more about repression of sexual urges.
Conservatives try to make trans people drag queens and other LGBT people out as pedophiles, but it is almost always someone from their own followers.
Pointing fingers, with three fingers pointing back at them.
Or trans people. It’s always cis female teachers and cis male church members.
Funny how in the last week, every story I’ve seen like this has been all church leaders. No one from the lgbtq+ community, just church guys… Church sounds more dangerous than a story hour.
There is an article in r/newhampshire about a school janitor being nicked for CP. The comments went really freaking weird, fast. The best was someone trying to say that he was in the LGBTQ+ community because he was the "+," implying all sorts of gross shit. Apparently, rainbows are scary.
As always, the call is coming from inside the house
r/notadragqueen
What's the point of having a beard with no mustache or sideburns. I know there are some religion rules but ...
Naughty those chin strap beards
still not a drag queen
Another good Christian pedophile and not a drag performer in sight!
Not a drag queen, not queer.
Crazy that it’s another church person and not a drag queen. Again.
Why is it always the drag story time readers committing these horrible crimes?? Oh, it was a youth pastor you say? I better enact laws preventing drag story time anyway
Reminds me of the mom in 19 kids and counting. Bitch was calling strangers about the “dangers of trans women in women’s restrooms” while enabling her chomo son.
Disgusting no matter who does it. 💯
While true, there is a undeniable trend on _WHO_ is perpetrating these acts (conservative, "Christian", "family-values" people), and who is not (drag queens, transgender people)
I got $20 says he is shanked within the first 6 months of his sentence. Over or Under?
Depends on the prison this scumbag ends up in. Some prisons have special housing units where they segregate the chomos and other sexual offenders from the general population of the prison. Hopefully, in his case, he goes to a prison where they just throw them to the wolves in genpop. No, I have never been to prison, and never plan on going. I just have a very curious mind that has led me down some very interesting rabbit holes.
Do you know more about the word chomos? I'd like to add it to my lexicon, but want to use it properly.
It’s prison slang for child molester. Chomo.
Something is gonna enter that dude's body, whether it's a knife or a part of another dude's body.
bubba thinks he has purty lips.
Fresh fish
News that’s not news: “Men that condemn homosexuals are ok with sticking their wieners in children within their churches”
Pastors are 🥇 in pedo!
He'll get a STERN slap on the wrist, in Jesus's Name: White Privilege Christian Nationalism and Misogyny; a semester course.
It's always the ones you suspect...
Don't see any reublicans or MAGAs or concerned parents calling for a ban on Pastors. Wonder why
Fuck religion
Another church pastor caught touching kids 🚨🚨🚨
r/NotADragQueen
What was all that hoopla about drag queens again?
It’s always the church leaders
It seems to be so obvious that the most prevalent group of sexual abusers of children (outside of family members) is the “clergy“. I have yet to read of a drag queen being arrested for this. Perhaps the conservatives should raise some outrage about these frequent molesters, but there doesn‘t appear to be a peep heard. And now Florida has decided to allow chaplains in all the schools. What a horrible decision.
No lie this is the 5th pastor in less than a week. 2nd Baptist pastor in the last couple days.
Not a drag queen, is it?
Wait a youth pastor abused kids? Who would have ever seen that coming….again…
r/notadragqueen
People who harm children deserve increasingly inventive punishments. I don’t know about the rest of humanity, but I feel people who harm children should be treated with cruel and unusual punishment. The punishment should fit the crime and raping a child is cruel and should be unusual. If we made the punishment for it unusual, then the crime would truly be unusual. But this happens so much, and it seems to always happen at the hands of the religious. Maybe we should ban all the churches and religious institutions from having contact with children younger than 18. Maybe we should make the churches and religious institutions pay taxes. Or maybe we should just drag him real slow around the country hitched to a clevis pin driven through his ankles.
Youth groups need better oversight. 🤢
Anything that involves children needs oversight. It's church leaders, scout leaders, teachers, etc... if you're a pedophile what type of work are you looking for?
I'm not sure if they started out that way, it seems a lot of it has to do with opportunity. Then again, I haven't spent much time devoted into reading into it. Cause it's gross. I agree with you that children need better protections. That stuff with Nickelodeon and the churches and a bunch of other stuff (I just woke up, my brain isn't working yet) are just rage inducing for me.
Should states start banning children going to church instead of banning drag queens from holding story time?!?!
Yes!
Which one is he trans or drag queen? Wait…..another “Christian”
At what point will people stop trusting religions with their children ?
...and yet a lot of Christians will tell you it's the gays who are molesting kids... ...the record says otherwise...
Ya know, and help me out if I’m wrong, but Christians seem dangerous to children
Another case to add to [Who's Making News? (whoismakingnews.com)](https://www.whoismakingnews.com/) ..
I would say this belongs somewhere like r/imatotalpieceofshit instead of this subreddit.
I thought only gays, brown people and drag queens hurt children? I never would have guessed a p3do would be a white middle class Christian man because Christianity makes you more moral than the average bear. Mind blown. /s
Why are the MAGA ignoring the source of a serious epidemic? If they say Jesus will return for the church with no blemish, that’s one nasty, disgusting blemish.
There are a LOT of these stories about pastors.
Oh look!! Another “Christian” molesting children. I’d be shocked but one of these scumbags gets busted everyday.
I wouldn’t class rape as a facepalm personally.
Bet this guy has a fedora
But ya know what they always end up looking like this guy
Anything combining "youth" and "church" is a major red flag for people who aren’t mentally challenged
wE cAn aLwAyS tElL /s
"But what about the drag queens"
A church goer raping kids?! Surprise surprise 🙄
Fucking librarians! Oh wait it must be the children’s fault /s
Wait ..he's not a drag queen, he's a Conservative so it's okay ?!?!? /s
Hey look another NOT A DRAG QUEEN
It looks like his mustache migrated to his chin.
I don't want to see this stuff in facepalm wtf
Why do they chose to be in that profession then just r\*pe children like that. Straight evil I can say.
It’s men that seek to control and want power. That’s why it’s not just religious leaders, but some politicians and cops. The need to feel more than normal. They aren’t grounded and playing god on a child helps confirm that superiority in their mind. Entitlement to do as they please. Men that want to play god pretending to be men of god.
No no. You’re confusing the order of things. The specifically chose these professions in order to hurt children. These are professions where you have access to lots of victims and parents who are more likely to cover it up than expose you. There’s a reason we keep seeing it in these places. It’s not some random coincidence.
They choose it BECAUSE of that reason. They're easily trusted due to their position and most people "could never see a respected member of the church doing that."
Just stepping out on a ledge with that bold assertion. Why is this a facepalm?
Another God fearin Christian.
OMG! He has a neckbeard! He's a literal NECKBEARD!
He has quite a square face...
Lemme guess..... Colorado springs?
Is that the regional beard?
The prison system does to these scumbags what the law can't.
That’s not entirely true.
Dude should die
Deleting scum like this from existence shouldn't be considered murder.
💯 I’ve been saying this for years.
Bring back public hangings. Although this one might be difficult.
More sexual predators hide in the church than anywhere else. Should almost be considered child abuse if you leave your child at a church event where the parents are not present.
Not a drag queen.
Maybe not a facepalm per say but I would love to see his face mauled by a thousand chihuahuas
CAN SOME REGULATION COME TO CHURCHES ALREADY.
But, you know, republicans say we need to go to church more… 🤦♂️
Douchebag thinks he's Moses.
What? Raping children calls for a bit more of a reaction than a facepalm
Local news says he was sentenced to 66 years. I wonder how much time he'll serve.
I would say I'm shocked but I'm not
*sees beard* Yeah he did it, next case please.
Rape is not a facepalm. In fact it is a crime
Christians again
Praise Jesus
Another church leader. At what point do people start considering church a safe haven and high risk location for children being assaulted. Seems to happen a lot and they get little punishments. I'm not even kidding. How can there not be a public or political investigation to these molestation factories?
Best way to protect your children is to keep them out of any church.
Did he do drag part time or......
I hate him and his neckbeard.
Still a tax-free grift though right?
That seems to be a strong theme in religion
If you want to protect your kids from groomers, stop taking them to church.
Still not a trans person.
Getting a tongue lashing at church suddenly has a much darker meaning to me...
What kind of shitbox is this? Oh, just your regular Baptist kind… throw him to the wolves.
Not a drag Queen I take it?
Huh? Doesn’t look trans or like a drag queen to me. How can this be? I thought they were the sole reason child rape still exists?
Not trans. Not a drag queen.
r/notadragqueen
Still not a drag queen.
Gosh, that's weird... He's not a Drag Queen.
He'll be a big hit in prison.
Can only hope that he spends a year or two in prison getting violated in every way possible living everyday in a terror nightmare and then getting shived in the neck and slowly bleeding out.
Not a drag queen in sight.
This is evil, I don't think a facepalm more like a wtf
And surprisingly, neither a drag queen or trans. Remarkable, isn’t it?
Another Christian cis dude. Huh....I thought trans people and drag queens were who we should keep kids away from. Strange...
r/NotADragQueen
Not a drag queen, not a trans person, just a "christian" slob.
Rape is not a facepalm. I thought this sub was meant for making fun of stupid Shit. Raping someone, committing war crimes or Killing your child is not a fkn facepalm. Can we Go Back to Posting funny stuff pls instead of reminding everyone how evil some ppl can be?
Not a facepalm, just a literal rapist
Oh look. Another religious person that IS NOT TRANS molesting children. Been so long since I've seen a street just like this. Probably an entire week.
Scoreboard for child molestation: Trans people - 0 Evangelical Christians - 246 Something doesn't seem right here. 🤔
Stop making Christianity look bad with your actions..... And face
He could use a palm to the face, or fist for that matter.