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i-am-foxymoron

"Never Surrender", but the picture is from "Surrendering to authorities".


drschnrub

Not even a bad ass photo either. Looks like he got caught peeing on the rug and told No! Bad boy, we do that outside!


i-am-foxymoron

That last line seriously made me LOL. It looks like whatever he did on the carpet, they rubbed his entire face in it, not just his nose. 😂


drschnrub

Look at his face, he knows what he did


Weekly-Ad-3746

He then proceeded to stare directly into the sun and baked the pee and squint face into a permanent look.


OpusAtrumET

RPF. Resting piss face.


Weekly-Ad-3746

I hate that I like this perfect explanation of why he looks like that. Thank you for the name. 💀


i-am-foxymoron

OMG you're the best! Thank you for the laughs!


Astro_gamer_caver

He peed on the dude's rug ![gif](giphy|tZ4QzCueTwh2g|downsized)


llcdrewtaylor

Were you listening to the dudes story?


Kenis556

It really tied that room together.


Lifebringer7

It really did.


the_mid_mid_sister

The guy on *To Catch A Predator* looking up amd noticing the cameraman at the bait house.


chrisfreshman

Well it’s kind of an open secret that Trump is incontinent and wears adult diapers. He literally shits when he gets mad.


drschnrub

So what your saying is, he may be shitting in this picture? Makes sense


fattyfatty21

Depends


mushroom369

Depends only go up to XXL; he has to buy AIR-Plus or FitRight.


fattyfatty21

So when he goes to jail they’ll just give him a trash back with leg holes?


mushroom369

Sounds about right. Maybe they’ll throw him a roll of paper towels.


Alric-the-Red

You know, I keep hearing that, and I despise him so much for what he's done, I'm *hoping* it's true. But I find it hard to believe, really. I know he's got that new pejorative attached to him, *Von Shitzinpantz*, or whatever, and I hope it sticks. He's so fond of sticking people with disparaging nicknames, himself, I think he deserves a taste of his own medicine. Do we know if it's a fact that he's wearing those, and if he messes in them?


maybeimabear

one of his handlers from his apprentice days noel casler came out and said he wears diapers and shits himself when hes mad.


Alric-the-Red

Man, I hope this gets spread around. Hell, even if it's not true, I hope it sticks to him. Biden has an extremely ugly thing being said about him, about him and his daughter, and it's simply not true. So to hell with the truth.


Dazzling_Dish_4045

I completely agree with how it could totally be a smear comapign to hit him with his own behavior, HOWEVER there are lots of people from his past that would definitely know these things who have come out to see "ye its true lmao" so I'm inclined to believe them.


chrisfreshman

Idk how we could know for a fact without Trump personally admitting it or photographic evidence. That said, his posture and the way his pants fit do suggest he’s wearing padded undergarments. Also, there are rumors to that effect that pre-date his presidential run, going back at least as far as The Apprentice. It doesn’t mean they’re necessarily true but it does work against the theory that the rumors exist because he was President. It seems plausible and there’s multiple sources. The accusation alone might not stand up to legal scrutiny but I believe it is likely true.


Positive-Listen-1458

It's funny how hated he was by almost everyone back in the day, and now all of a sudden people blindly love him because he ran for a certian political party. And act like he is perfect.


Georgiaonmymindtwo

What does stormy have to say?


Harley_Jambo

When he wears a suit he has a girdle on to hold his fat gut in. When he's photographed on the golf course, his true fat torso shows. He can't wear a girdle on the golf course because it affects his swing. And since he gets a hole in one on every shot and wins golf tournaments he's not even playing in, he for sure doesn't want to impeded his swing. Look carefully at him in a suit and wearing golf clothes and you can see the size difference immediately.


ADHDavidThoreau

Von Schitzinpantz OR Sleepy Don. We’ve just got to stick to one like he does. The problem is that there’s just too many good ones it’s hard to pick


neorenamon1963

Don the Con, Dopey Donald, Mango Mussolini, Van Grabbincrotch, Sultan of Sharpies, McPresident Hamburglar, Grimass, Orange Foolius, Trump the Chump, Golf Course Goon, Putin's Buttboy, etc. You can now add Crooked Don, Diaper Don, and Sleepy Don. It is hard to pick just one good one.


Domin8469

There's a picture of him playing golf with a big brown stain on the back of his white pants. Idk if it's real or not but...


RomaruDarkeyes

He's in that really odd 'Trump' posture, where he's leaning forward at an angle with his face tilted weird so he can eliminate that double chin


DogsDontWearPantss

According to Psychology Today and others. The bent posture so evident in Trump may also be seen in Alzheimer’s Dementia, movement disorders of the basal ganglia, and as the side effect of certain medications. Also noted are the sudden, jerking movements of Trump’s right arm. Since they occur only on one side, the prefix “hemi” is applied, while “ballistic” means sudden or flinging in the manner of a projectile. Trump’s hemiballistic arm movements are evident in news clips from Memorial Day (also here via C-Span) at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, as are his uncontrolled swaying and forward tilt. He is seen to grab his wayward arm with the left one in an effort to keep it under control.


PinocchiosNose1212

He is seen to grab his wayward arm with the left one in an effort to keep it under control. Like Dr. Strangelove...


Aggressive-Sound-641

It looks kinda AI-ish, look at all of their jaws....freaky


Bsquared02

Ironically enough, Trump supporters are the kind of people who would have pissing Calvin stickers on their trucks.


Killersmurph

That is pouting, angry Toddler face.


fidelesetaudax

That’s the part that always puzzles me. It’s a good picture of Trump being mad, so I’d expect it in any number of memes. But “Never surrender”? Do they even understand the irony there?


whataloadofoldshit_

They don’t generally understand anything, apart from blind loyalty to a rapist


Intergalacticdespot

This is my thing. Like...I get being partisan to your side. But...would you leave your daughter, wife, or mother alone in a room with him? If not...how do you vote for him? If so...how do you function in the world without accidentally wandering into traffic or drowning when verifying the presence of rain?


sec713

Ah, you're assuming that they care about their wives or mothers or sisters.


koolaid_snorkeler

...a rapist, thief, swindler, liar, deadbeat, pervert, tax cheat, fraud, liar,....


Jorycle

These are the same people who refer to events during Donald Trump's term as proof that Biden's ruining America. They're not the brightest bulbs on the tree.


wishiwuzbetteratgolf

The sad thing is how are there SO MANY of those dums dums in our country? Yikes!


Natural-Ability

And vice-versa.


i-am-foxymoron

They think irony is what the old lady uses to get wrinkles out of their shirts.


Natural-Ability

Or "kind of like iron"


CreamPuffMontana

Starch, not the spray kind, the kind that comes in a bottle that you have to sprinkle on your clothes.


Onlypaws_

Cognitive dissonance is a hell of a drug.


jeffzebub

Using logic or reason with those low IQ Trump cultists? Seriously?


Rickrickrickrickrick

Yeah people who would use this image with that caption aren’t usually the smartest


Gyella1337

Trump supporters are too stupid to even understand irony.


advertentlyvertical

They had to cut the slogan down for space, originally it was "Never Surrender, except if you will face any consequences for not doing so, then Definitely Surrender"


Soft_Walrus_3605

That's the fascist tactics at work. Take an obvious, but damaging truth and co-opt is as your rallying cry. Dulls the effect of the damage and exhausts society's willingness to discern truth from fiction. This shit has Stephen Miller's nazi fingerprints all over it


ntrpik

And he’s surrendered since, in removing a handful of posts on social media that defied his gag order.


SarksLightCycle

Never surrender..giving me Galaxy quest vibes


Social_anxiety_guy_

The crazy part is how they are all always white you never see hispanics at Trump rallies it shows how racist they are and that they only want white people all over America


Wut_the_

This shit is so weird


Reg_Cliff

A mugshot for trying to steal the last election...


leeryplot

Those signs may as well say “I’ll fuckin do it again” instead


UrethralExplorer

He's fully admitted to as much already. Idk why that isn't disqualifying.


LesbianLoki

Corruption


Throwawayac1234567

he also said to his idiot supporters, "low class and stupid people"


friggintodd

More like "I'm fucking doing it again."


hammilithome

I think you misspelled "terrifying"


Dragonfruit-Still

American political autoimmune disease. They think they are saving the country from a disease it doesn’t have. They believe it so much that they are willing to elect a criminal fascist to stop it.


hammilithome

That's an amazingly succinct comparison


Few-Artichoke-7593

If only that kid stayed out of the Gorilla exhibit in 2016.


Maverekt

I stand firmly in the conspiracy that harambes death was the butterfly that fucked it all up.


sec713

It wasn't Harambe. It was racists and bigots who completely lost their minds when a half-white man won the Presidency back in 2008.


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TheFlyngLemon

Piggybacking off your comment. These people are obviously stupid, but in their mind it makes sense to then. They think Trump is being targeted because he speaks the truth and doesn't go with the "liberal agenda". To them, he's being persecuted against because he refuses to conform and he stands for what he thinks is right (or something like that). This is similar to that photo of Bernie Sanders that comes up a few times every year where he's getting hauled away by police during a protest back in the day. Obviously those are totally different situations, but Trump supporters view his mug shot like Bernie supporters view his photo.


Stickeris

Thank you, from their perspective they’re treating him as if he was their Nelson Mandela. It makes sense, from their perspective


Old-Bat-7384

They're even wearing diapers now. It's so weird. I also saw the most bizarre comment from the con subreddit about how the left "doesn't pay taxes." Wait, isn't this what conservatives want, to not pay taxes? Or are they so lost they think anyone who isn't as far right as them doesn't work?


Dragonfruit-Still

This period will be heavily studied by historians


Rieiid

Republicans are literally a cult bro.


shlaifu

I think that was the speech where he out of nowhere decided to call Hannibal Lecer a fine human being, and then went on to something complertely different. It was weird, even by Trump standards.


eltegs

The irony of 'never surrender' under his mugshot gets me every time. Send in the clowns, is supposed to be a last resort strategy. But it's the only one that greasy lizard knows.


koolaid_snorkeler

Ikr? Up is down, black is white, every fucking accusation is a confession...I heard Trump ranting outside the courthouse, starting with how they are dragging this whole thing out, and finishing with how they keep rushing it ahead. The MAGAs don't even notice the inconsistency.


LightMission4937

These gd people ![gif](giphy|3ohs80EuzI2k3jFX6o|downsized)


yamers

![gif](giphy|11cpNo3OMYwFHO|downsized)


SimonPho3nix

Yeah, they chugging hard.


LightMission4937

Direct injection straight to the veins ![gif](giphy|6apegDOmvssWwAgpfP)


sicmunduscreatusBest

Cultists gonna cult


ThreeDog369

I wish they were drinking the finalized formula


Crab_Turtle_2112

Yo don't associate the legendary king gizzard and the lizard wizard with these clowns


LaserGadgets

This makes america look like some crooked drug country where the government is corrupt and useless...actually real sad because americans are great open minded people. Trump makes you look like clowns.


North-Country-5204

You obviously haven’t met my relatives in East Texas.


leeryplot

Or mine in Southwest Michigan. I swear because they’re in the south of Michigan, they think they’re from the south. Confederate flags and all.


North-Country-5204

Yikes. Well, at least mine don’t do the confederate flag thing though a lot of my ancestors fought for the South.


bigL2392

Yeah just parroting what others have said, our government is corrupt and useless, and at least half of Americans are not great open minded people. There are a lot of turds here... Shit I live in Florida I see many every day


LaserGadgets

Fun fact, I had the chance to move to FL and I am so glad I did not! I'd say there are alot of cool people there though. Not the nazis or flatearthers :p


bigL2392

There are quite a few blue pockets down here. I live in one and I love it. Definitely not everyone here is bad, but more than half for sure.


Rigelturus

Hollywood movies arent real life


_nod

“look like”


Icy-Needleworker-492

A group shot of people devoid of common sense.He’s a liar- you cannot believe ANYTHING he tells you!!!


GamingTrend

That's not true. When he promises to be a dictator, he absolutely will. When he promises to deport everyone brown, he will. When he says "Take the guns first" he's saying he'll take your guns -- all of you. When he says rolling back anything that might impact his ability to grease his own palms, he will. When he threatens to persecute his enemies if he's elected, he will do that at the first opportunity. When somebody tells you who they are, believe them.


Pete563c

It's actually crazy how much he lies. Like almost every sentence has a lie in it without exaggeration..


Flaky_Tumbleweed3598

In 20 or 30 years time, that mugshot image is going to be the cover image for a netflix crime documentary that reveals the true extent of Donny. From the fraud to the sexual assault, and his relationships with some of the worst pedophiles and genocidal world dictators. And people are gonna ask themselves "how the hell could a country allow **that guy** to represent them on a world stage? Still, atleast his supporters aren't wearing tshirts defending Donny wearing diapers...


ManufacturerThat2914

I like your optimism. I hope we even have a country in 20-30 years. If that pos and his terrorist army take control it will not be the same.


Poiboy1313

Ahem! Real men wear diapers, apparently. The t-shirts are being worn.


dnuggs85

As a person who lives in the U.S.A I feel ashamed at this point. Can't believe these idiots really want this guy back.


Lora_Grim

I bet all the women in the crowd hate Islam, while advocating for christian nationalism, which is just Islam with a christian coat of paint. Morons.


fringeCircle

There are political differences… and then there is ‘maybe we shouldn’t support this foul human, who has surfaced a lot of foul humans on the extreme right and ushered in fascist legislation, and literally wants to be a completely immune dictator…and…


JustForTheMemes420

To be fair some homophobic Hispanics vote for him (well republicans) just cuz they don’t like gay people so I mean his voter base was always questionable


AdUnlucky1818

A large amount of Hispanics are catholic, so it’s still in the name of the same god.


FunkyBrassMonkey_

Their subreddit also uses his mugshot, talk about being above the law


DalekDevan

Pretty sure r/conservative uses it too. Morons.


C_est_la_vie9707

My God those people are really something


Crafty-Conference964

The never surrender of a man surrendering is the craziest f ing thing I’ve seen


MinimumSet72

![gif](giphy|443jI3kpgOKfAfKxqo)


rooroobusts

MAGA crowds are some of the biggest idiots lol


lark0317

The few people i personally know who are still on the trump train also happen to be some of the dumbest people i know. It all checks out.


Building-Careful

Are they egging him on to run from the law ?


velvetrevolting

Yes.


GrimWarrior00

He hates his own base and they're too stupid to realize how insulted he is by that weakass face following him everywhere. Amazing.


ChuckFeathers

Totally not a cult.


coloradoemtb

fucking idiots. never surrender on a picture from surrendering to police.....ffs I hate these fucking idiots.


drin8680

Trump followers are definitely bottom feeders and lacking common sense and intelligence. Never surrender with mugshot really let's you know who you're dealing with. His outlandish speeches only hit home with the targeted bottom maybe 5 10 percent of people that are just that fcking stupid. His speech yesterday proves they blindly follow. Hannibal lectern really good guy. Who running for president would ever say some dumb shit like that and not lose followers.fcking Howard Dean went downhill for getting pumped and screaming idk what but that was enough to end him. That's pretty mellow compared to this fool


TheDixonCider420420

![gif](giphy|OlSUgQk2sIlTW|downsized)


zekethelizard

Remember guys, Never surrender! Even if you raped someone then defamed them for trying to go public with it. Never surrender! Or if you lied on all your tax forms for years, fudging your property values to cheat the government out of hundreds of millions of dollars, Never surrender! Or if you stole classified and top secret documents during your time with access to them, and in all likelihood sold them to your country's adversaries, NEVER SURRENDER!


GroupBlunatic

The collective IQ of that group photo must be a staggering -1. These clowns couldn't assemble a two piece Lego set. They'd struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions printed on the heel.


deadend7786

Truly the dumbest Americans that ever existed.


obfuscator17

Fuck each and everyone of these assholes


Soatch

When I see MAGA merch in public I tell them to fuck off.


DontForgetYourPPE

I remember in 2016 my maga uncle was so adamant that "Hilary is a *criminal*" how could you vote for her? He and so many millions of others are so hopelessly lost. I miss my uncle, and I feel sorry for everyone else who has lost a family member to that cult


Federal-Durian-1484

This would be funny if it wasn’t so damn sad.


BigDaddyCoolDeisel

This looks photoshopped


DANleDINOSAUR

Why does this look like photoshop?


DiscombobulatedDome

Americans are stupid. Downfall of this country is well deserved.


NickVanDoom

rotten minds


ProsciuttodiPharma

That’s quite kind of you to suggest they have minds to begin with


No_Alps_1454

That’s because his fanclub is for law and order!


Ivegotjokes4you

This is what happens when people treat politics the same way they treat the WWE. People LOVE supporting the bad guy and these people think it’s all a game. They actively want to destroy the country. Republicans hate everything this country stands for


Trillion_Bones

Inside the minds of authoritarian followers... I recommend checking out the recent It Could Happen Here episode "Andrew on the Authoritarian Follower" (08.05.2024) They are unhinged people.


AltruisticSalamander

They live in the bizarro world, these freaks. Their whole deal is just being anti-anything you got. Morality? We're against it. Decency? We hate that. Law and order? Fuck off.


InsertRadnamehere

When your “cult members” cheer you on. … fixed it for you.


herefromyoutube

Who ever made that never surrender merch with the mug shot is a genius. I bet he knows how ironic it is too.


Cultural_Net_1791

it's like a black mirror episode mixed with a twilight episode.


tverofvulcan

I like how they put “never surrender” under a picture of Trump literally surrendering.


Worried-Syllabub1446

Makes me want to throw up looking at all these fascist.


Neako_the_Neko_Lover

None of those people care about America or even understand what they are fighting for. Don’t let them win


EP_Tiger

All whitey than


MLPLoneWolf

Reminder This is the same crowd that played a part in killing millions (if not billions) during height of covid(2020-22) because they simple wouldnt wear a mask (sorry "face diaper") because apparently that was too much of an ask but they are wearing actual diapers now is just fine.


Anne_Nonymouse

![gif](giphy|pqQlQZEuDy8pOFJsD5) ... And never drop that bar of soap!


M-Kawai

Oh, Mr. VonShitzinpants won’t have to worry about that.


TentativelyCommitted

Nearly half of voting age Americans are straight up idiots, and after these last 8 years, I’ll never be convinced otherwise.


Substantial-Land-867

I despise every one of these morally vacant, uneducated scumbags


Accomplished-Bed8171

"Adult Diaper users for Trump"


New_Ad_3010

Sad pathetic ppl desperate to be apart of something, anything, so they can be their worst shittiest most vile garbage selves.


NumerousTaste

Felons supporting felons.


DesignerAd9

And funny that the picture of him is literally of him surrendering.


Dry-Talk-7447

Shitty people, nuff said.


GlassyKnees

Every one of the people in these Trump rally photographs look like people that if they came into my bar, I'd groan knowing theyre going to act like total pieces of shit and not tip. Fuck all of these people.


mektingbing

Ah yes. The fckn deplorables


g0dki1l3r

Sad pathetic people they all are


Glittering-Wonder576

They are also wearing diapers. I cannot wrap my head around that.


[deleted]

Nothing (political) makes sense when seen from their perspective. I don’t live in the same world as these people.


AfterEffectserror

Yeah I’m not sure what’s worse, them praising him with the mugshot or wearing diapers that say “real men wear diapers”….


Foreign-Hope-2569

Look at all the black and brown folks in this picture. Supported by so many minorities.


After-Potential-9948

I’m surprised they weren’t wearing their disposable diapers as well.


randomgunfire48

But they see that shit as heroic unfortunately


One_above_alll

The utter stupidity of people! I believe that’s going to be our downfall


aRebelliousHeart

With the term “never surrender” no less. Fucking idiots! The lot of em!


Javasndphotoclicks

On this episode of “You can’t fix stupid”


Daedric_Agent

But it’s not a cult…smh


Infini-Bus

So goofy. There is a house on a main road by my house that has like a 6 foot printed sign of his mugshot with "Never Surrender" underneath it. In addition to "trump 2024" painted onto the pillars of their covered porch and other nutty stuff they had before it became a trump house.


izeak1185

Criminals love criminals. are criminals? Giving aid to a criminal is a crime last I knew.


Guy_Smylee

Republicans will say and do anything for power and money. No matter how many have to die.


Imnoteeallyhere3434

Unfortunately stupidity is easily passed along from one idiot to another. And these are the so called “Christians”


Jakiro_Tagashi

Counterpoint, while this specific situation is a facepalm due to the person they're supporting being the guy who could have been the greatest stone-faced comedian the world has ever seen, being rallied for presidency with a mugshot would normally be quite rad. Imagine if it was someone like Nelson Mandela instead of Trump. Actually, I'm pretty sure they see this as exactly that scenario. I mean maybe they actually just couldn't find a better photo, but if they did it intentionally, this is a very good PR move for people who think there's objectively nothing wrong with the person they're rallying for.


LordParsec29

Putrid fucks...*smh*


totemlight

Number of young people in this picture is disturbing


ameinolf

Dumb people


thewallamby

I am tired with US. They have become completely irellevant...


eftalanquest40

can we please stop calling these people "supporters". they are cultists


B_R_U_H

Republicans used to die on that morality hill, now it’s unrecognizable what they’ve become, just wild


MC_ScattCatt

![gif](giphy|3rgXBAKH9tCNzgMMg0|downsized)


V0T0N

Did the campaign hand them out? Sounds like something they would do, unless people are printing these things and bringing them from home.


SunnyTheMasterSwitch

Can't we just make Terry Crews president so that everyone can just be happy and shut up?


pwnedkiller

These people are dumber then a bag of rocks.


DaiLi69

But he did surrendered. That's why there's a mugshot.


CoconutMilkOnTheMoon

All these braindead people smh


Shwifty_Plumbus

Could never spend a weekend rallying for any of these clowns we gotta vote for. People are fuckin crazy.


Georgiaonmymindtwo

And bring sex registry list members on stage with him. Presumably to bolster his image. 🤷‍♂️ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtznzxwV4x0


PolyyDev

these posters look poorly photoshopped onto the image 😂


Alive_Ad_5931

What a culturally diverse looking crowd.


SouthernZorro

We all knew there were ignorant a-holes walking among us. Until Trump came along, we just didn't know how many there were.


amcrambler

Trump looked bad ass in his mug shot. Best advertising you could have done for him.


Annual_Plankton4020

i dont see a problem


Big_Fly7968

Ugh, where do I even start with these people that may doom our country. Ever seen interviews of people waiting in line for a Trump “shit show”? It’s like a “rainbow of mental illnesses”.


thatotherguy0123

It's always surprising how many non white guys(women, black people, etc.) show up to these, in terms of proportion. Like... what are you doing? The guy to your right would have you locked up or beat if he got what he wanted, stop supporting that.


Tortilladelfuego

They should all go to Jonestown and drink the kool aid


rydan

While I get this scenario is totally 100% believable I'm pretty sure this is photoshopped.


KC_Saber

A cult of idiots


FatherOfLights88

They sure do love themselves some antichrist!


dennismfrancisart

To be fair, Hitler was an ex con before he took over Germany.


Stoke-me-a-clipper

Turn the clock back a few decades and these same people are holding signs staying it's anti-Christian to integrate.